Joe Neumaier
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27% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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70% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 16.3 points lower than other critics.
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Joe Neumaier's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 49 | |
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| Highest review score: | Radio Unnameable | |
| Lowest review score: | The Fourth Kind | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 249 out of 1351
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Mixed: 796 out of 1351
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Negative: 306 out of 1351
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- Joe Neumaier
This exquisitely acted, genuinely creepy minimalist drama does spin its wheels a bit before a cool conclusion. But the movie has a spark of creativity not seen in “Chappie” or “Eva,” two of the recent robots-among-us flicks.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 9, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
This is the film that fulfills whatever promise Kristen Stewart has shown for more than a decade.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 9, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
If this is your particular poison, it won’t kill you. But anyone averse to Sparks’ sappy touch may get sick from all the bull.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 9, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Just when it seemed Hal Hartley was going to be forgotten, along comes the Long Island-based auteur’s terrific new feature. It’s a follow-up to his opus “Henry Fool.”- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 2, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
What remains rote is how easily the fiend’s victims fall for his tricks. It’s almost as if they’ve seen too many movies like The Barber, and shaved away all common sense.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 1, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
The atmosphere surrounding them both is enveloping. While the story falls a bit into melodrama, that can’t chop away at the solid drama the stars and director build beautifully.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 1, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Noah Baumbach’s sensational satirical drama While We’re Young is, finally, a movie for grownups to run out and see.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 1, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Get Hard isn’t edgy enough to be offensive or witty enough to be challenging. It’s just dumb.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 26, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Just when you thought it was safe to stand up to a bear in the woods, this jarring indie horror drama will make you scurry back indoors.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 24, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
The movie is played fast but lacks wit. The script, written by Kristin Gore — daughter of Al, and author of the book on which it’s based — mistakes frantic for funny.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 19, 2015
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 19, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
There’s a lot left unsaid in director Anja Marquardt’s chilly yet intimate and thought-provoking indie drama. But what should be said loud and clear is that actress Brooke Bloom is riveting. Emanating everyday grace and real depth, she plays a sex surrogate handling several needy and emotionally wounded clients.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 19, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Sean Penn’s bad side makes for good action-drama in The Gunman. There’s a grubby, redemptive quality that makes this tough-minded flick feel like the son of “Serpico” and “Salvador.”- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 19, 2015
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 17, 2015
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 12, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Branagh, working from a script by Chris Weitz, gives the film emotional heft. James’ performance — never saccharine, often staunchly independent — makes the story’s more regressive elements float away.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 12, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Intimate and intellectual, the film — with a title taken from J.D. Salinger — focuses on the type of person you pass on the street, see in a coffee shop or sit next to on the subway who makes you wonder what life he’s led. One full of melody and muse, it turns out.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 12, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Often it’s the fighters themselves who best sum up the appeal of “the sweet science.”- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 12, 2015
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 12, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Sam Worthington and Jim Sturgess are solid as two of the four kidnappers, but Swedish director Daniel Alfredson pushes the caper button too many times. More sly wit would have helped things come to a head.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 5, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Unfinished Business squanders almost every opportunity provided by its potentially funny premise. Instead, it becomes yet another blotch on star Vince Vaughn’s résumé.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 5, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
What the film doesn’t show enough of is how these people got their positions of power. We get much more of the other side, the legitimate scientists, and too much of a magician who pops up to describe cons and double-talk. But he shows how a bunko artist is a bunko artist, whether on a corner or on CNN.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 4, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Yes, there are good moments from a team of veteran British actors, but overall, this return visit to the 2012 gray-set rom-com is deadly dull.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 4, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
The stories are horrifying, but essential to hear. Kirby Dick’s important documentary puts a personal face to the staggering numbers.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 26, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
What on earth is Salma Hayek doing starring in this exploitative, junky piece of torture trash?- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 26, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Will Smith may have run through every trick in his bag. In Focus, the one-time fresh prince and former box-office champ looks tired, bored and, even worse, uninspired.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 26, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Forget the minor, derivative scares in The Lazarus Effect. The real jolt here is seeing a well-known name playing a monstrous evil force.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 26, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
This version of the time machine is more powerful — it’s made me go back and hate the original.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 19, 2015
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 19, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
All the low-hum, behavioral buffoonery gets a bit tedious. Still, cheers to Cross for the satirical road he covers, even with all the potholes.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 12, 2015
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