For 1,351 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 27% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 70% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 16.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Joe Neumaier's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 49
Highest review score: 100 Radio Unnameable
Lowest review score: 0 The Fourth Kind
Score distribution:
1351 movie reviews
    • 78 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    This exquisitely acted, genuinely creepy minimalist drama does spin its wheels a bit before a cool conclusion. But the movie has a spark of creativity not seen in “Chappie” or “Eva,” two of the recent robots-among-us flicks.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 88 Joe Neumaier
    This is the film that fulfills whatever promise Kristen Stewart has shown for more than a decade.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    If this is your particular poison, it won’t kill you. But anyone averse to Sparks’ sappy touch may get sick from all the bull.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Just when it seemed Hal Hartley was going to be forgotten, along comes the Long Island-based auteur’s terrific new feature. It’s a follow-up to his opus “Henry Fool.”
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    What remains rote is how easily the fiend’s victims fall for his tricks. It’s almost as if they’ve seen too many movies like The Barber, and shaved away all common sense.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Neumaier
    The atmosphere surrounding them both is enveloping. While the story falls a bit into melodrama, that can’t chop away at the solid drama the stars and director build beautifully.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 100 Joe Neumaier
    Noah Baumbach’s sensational satirical drama While We’re Young is, finally, a movie for grownups to run out and see.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    Get Hard isn’t edgy enough to be offensive or witty enough to be challenging. It’s just dumb.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Just when you thought it was safe to stand up to a bear in the woods, this jarring indie horror drama will make you scurry back indoors.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    The movie is played fast but lacks wit. The script, written by Kristin Gore — daughter of Al, and author of the book on which it’s based — mistakes frantic for funny.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Leave it to Al Pacino to find the good in the mediocre.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    There’s a lot left unsaid in director Anja Marquardt’s chilly yet intimate and thought-provoking indie drama. But what should be said loud and clear is that actress Brooke Bloom is riveting. Emanating everyday grace and real depth, she plays a sex surrogate handling several needy and emotionally wounded clients.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Sean Penn’s bad side makes for good action-drama in The Gunman. There’s a grubby, redemptive quality that makes this tough-minded flick feel like the son of “Serpico” and “Salvador.”
    • 42 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    Every scene is entwined in clunkiness.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Crisply directed but inescapably pious and, worse, narratively poky.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Branagh, working from a script by Chris Weitz, gives the film emotional heft. James’ performance — never saccharine, often staunchly independent — makes the story’s more regressive elements float away.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Intimate and intellectual, the film — with a title taken from J.D. Salinger — focuses on the type of person you pass on the street, see in a coffee shop or sit next to on the subway who makes you wonder what life he’s led. One full of melody and muse, it turns out.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Often it’s the fighters themselves who best sum up the appeal of “the sweet science.”
    • 59 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    Fatigue is all we get from Run All Night.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Sam Worthington and Jim Sturgess are solid as two of the four kidnappers, but Swedish director Daniel Alfredson pushes the caper button too many times. More sly wit would have helped things come to a head.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    Unfinished Business squanders almost every opportunity provided by its potentially funny premise. Instead, it becomes yet another blotch on star Vince Vaughn’s résumé.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Neumaier
    What the film doesn’t show enough of is how these people got their positions of power. We get much more of the other side, the legitimate scientists, and too much of a magician who pops up to describe cons and double-talk. But he shows how a bunko artist is a bunko artist, whether on a corner or on CNN.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Yes, there are good moments from a team of veteran British actors, but overall, this return visit to the 2012 gray-set rom-com is deadly dull.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Neumaier
    The stories are horrifying, but essential to hear. Kirby Dick’s important documentary puts a personal face to the staggering numbers.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 0 Joe Neumaier
    What on earth is Salma Hayek doing starring in this exploitative, junky piece of torture trash?
    • 56 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    Will Smith may have run through every trick in his bag. In Focus, the one-time fresh prince and former box-office champ looks tired, bored and, even worse, uninspired.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Forget the minor, derivative scares in The Lazarus Effect. The real jolt here is seeing a well-known name playing a monstrous evil force.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 0 Joe Neumaier
    This version of the time machine is more powerful — it’s made me go back and hate the original.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The actors are in good form, but McFarland, USA can’t find its footing.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    All the low-hum, behavioral buffoonery gets a bit tedious. Still, cheers to Cross for the satirical road he covers, even with all the potholes.

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