Joe Neumaier
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27% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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70% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 16.3 points lower than other critics.
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Joe Neumaier's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 49 | |
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| Highest review score: | Radio Unnameable | |
| Lowest review score: | The Fourth Kind | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 249 out of 1351
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Mixed: 796 out of 1351
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Negative: 306 out of 1351
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- Joe Neumaier
This great-looking, often spellbinding film also shows Lee’s sometimes pervasive theatricality threatening to chomp into the story. But the swirling strangeness of “Sweet Blood” makes it his most mesmerizing work since the underrated “Bamboozled” (2000) and “25th Hour” (2002).- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 11, 2015
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 5, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Talk about lost in space. The whacked-out outer-space melodrama Jupiter Ascending has embedded in its genes the DNA of “Barbarella” and “Flash Gordon,” some dust from “Dune” and even a bit of Michael Jackson’s Disneyland short “Captain Eo.”- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 5, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Sergei Bodrov’s movie is based on a kids’ book in which Tom was a 12-year-old, and the actors wisely pitch their performances to a young crowd.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 4, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
All the men's wives are shrews, prigs or doormats; all the conquests doe-eyed blonds with sucked-in cheeks. All the dialogue is as witty as this exchange: "You're a sick f---!" "No, you're a sick f---!" They're all sick f---s, frankly, and the actors are dreadful while playing them.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 30, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
A racial melodrama that, until it stumbles into obvious and maudlin territory, is a thoughtful work thanks to Octavia Spencer, Anthony Mackie and especially Kevin Costner.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 29, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Every generation gets the time travel it deserves. Project Almanac isn’t “Time After Time” (1979) or “Back to the Future” (1985) or “12 Monkeys” (1996), but the new release does turn out to be a surprisingly jaunty trip for jaded Gen-Y kids.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 29, 2015
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 22, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Aniston is fine, and sometimes good even, in director Daniel Barnz’s maudlin and overly obvious drama. She has layered moments of sympathy as a woman afflicted with chronic pain. And unlike in the bad rom-coms she does too often, Aniston absolutely shows some serious chops.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 21, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
The manic energy of Kevin Hart is, surprisingly, toned down in The Wedding Ringer. Which may account for almost the entire first half of this wannabe-raucous buddy movie being laugh-free.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 16, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Colangelo shows a mature levelheadedness in depicting how close-knit communities fall and rise together.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 15, 2015
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 15, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Even Liam Neeson seems bored by the imbecilic, repetitive “Taken 3,” an action movie no one was clamoring for and no one will enjoy.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 9, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
As an exercise in atmosphere, this claustrophobic creeper does a lot with a little, even if the movie winds up providing just superficial shivers.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 8, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Predestination may have the trippiest, weirdest take yet on the time-travel concept.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 8, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Chandor (“All is Lost”) has made a movie that quietly but ferociously immerses us in a time and place, with atmosphere done in minimal yet evocative strokes.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 30, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
The battle it documents is both a cornerstone of the past and a reflection of ongoing struggles. DuVernay infuses Selma with that dichotomy, never forgetting how Selma, the place, was a pledge to march ahead.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 23, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
When you get through it, though, you can’t help but feel uplifted by this tough-skinned movie that can stand with the best muscular wartime dramas in the American movie canon.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 22, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
There are big special effects, of course, but refreshingly, this third (and final?) movie in the franchise is like a pleasant stroll through familiar halls.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 17, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Real-life geopolitical blunders aside, The Interview generally hits its marks. And every time it does skid into juvenile idiocy — with too much scatological humor, for instance, and an overuse of “you-go-bro!” attitude — it follows it with a stride or two toward uproarious meta-satire.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 17, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
There’s far too many moments of sabre-rattling, and too much confusion about who is aligned with whom, and why. Those who know and love Tolkien’s texts will have a vested interest. Everyone else may grow restless.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 16, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Franco himself is ponderous playing Williams, which tends to overwhelm everything. A cool concept, and A for effort.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 11, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Most tales come from the inimitable mouth of the man himself, who could make ordering dinner sound like Shakespeare. He had a life to match. Workman covers all of his subject’s years, even if very few of them truly belonged to Welles.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 10, 2014
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 10, 2014
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 10, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Liv Ullmann’s screen version of August Strindberg’s 19th-century drama is an austere, pared-down take that does one thing extremely well: It allows actors Jessica Chastain, Samantha Morton and especially Colin Farrell to shine. But this emotionally brutal work is anything but cinematically engaging.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 4, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
This is a perfect example of the kind of indie movie J.K. Simmons will hopefully never have to do again if he wins an Oscar for “Whiplash.”- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 3, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
So the big surprise of Horrible Bosses 2 is how far it gets on the hopped-up jabberjaw alliance of Jason Bateman, Jason Sudeikis and Charlie Day. In the 2011 “Bosses,” they were swamped by the conceit: White-collar pals try to kill awful employers. Now, freed up to free-associate, they’re totally winning.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 25, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
There is a serious lack of action here, which might be overlooked if the script were as smart as in the previous films. What passes for parable here is merely overplotting.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 19, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Rare is the drama that plumbs the quirky, unsettling depths of human nature like Foxcatcher. Simultaneously understated and grippingly edgy, this is an arresting examination of naivete, mismatched worlds and old-fashioned American oddness.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 13, 2014
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