For 1,351 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 27% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 70% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 16.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Joe Neumaier's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 49
Highest review score: 100 Radio Unnameable
Lowest review score: 0 The Fourth Kind
Score distribution:
1351 movie reviews
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Neumaier
    To capture the artistic process in this way is extraordinary, and in many ways unprecedented. The scenes are not shot in documentary style, but flow with bits of inspiration, conflict and nuance. We see and listen to some of the era’s greatest songs being made.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Spy
    The moments when Spy falls apart are when the film fancies itself the real thing. The times when it works are due to its leading lady.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    This mashup of a teenage assassin lark and high school misfit comedy misses the chance to add a supercool heroine to pop culture.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Mostly, though, there’s hopefulness here, and determination to win a fight worth fighting.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Entourage plays like a solid, if slightly too long, episode. But even given the bloat, the cast’s easy camaraderie and a “play it as it lays” atmosphere wins you over.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 100 Joe Neumaier
    There’s never a false moment.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    San Andreas is a disaster — literally. That’s not to take a piece out of Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson. His charm and family-man-style fearlessness as the movie’s star is the only saving grace in this thuddingly repetitive, badly written crash-a-thon.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Aloha isn’t horrible, but it does have a pitiable odor about it, like a dog that’s sat too long on the beach. Crowe aspires to Golden Age of Hollywood repartee, but something feels off, just as it did in “Elizabethtown” (2005) and “We Bought a Zoo” (2011). Everyone just seems to be trying too hard.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The emotions are florid and the entanglements heated. But the film become preoccupied with, as Flaubert would say, the pettiness and mediocrity of daily life. Arterton, though, is plushly magnetic. She draws us in despite the overly lyrical atmosphere.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Director Hiromasa Yonebayashi did a wonderful job adapting “The Borrowers” into “The Secret World of Arriety.” But this slow-moving film, also from a book, tends to plod rather than float.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    This fantasy adventure lacks focus when it should be laser-sharp, and stumbles when it could soar.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Neumaier
    Slow West isn’t a grand epic of that genre. It’s more like “McCabe & Mrs. Miller,” “Dead Man” or the recent “The Homesman,” using familiar signposts to tell a simple, compelling, terrific story.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Because it's so rooted in real life, the drama Good Kill is even more terrifying than “The Purge,” Ethan Hawke’s horror film from two years ago.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Director Tiller Russell sometimes get sidetracked — a dangerous thing in a story that already has a lot of twists, turns and off-ramps. But it’s a story you have to hear, from the guys who lived it and may never live it down.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    Its creepy atmosphere aside, Maggie is a slog of the living dead.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 50 Joe Neumaier
    Screenwriters Chris Shafer and Paul Vicknair’s script feels like a first draft that was written in one night as they got pumped up on Red Bull and speed-watched Netflix. Guys: Another few polishes could only have helped.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 100 Joe Neumaier
    Strap in, load up and hang on because Mad Max: Fury Road is a freaky, ballsy, phenomenal ride.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 0 Joe Neumaier
    Hot Pursuit gets cold quickly. That’s certainly not the fault of stars Reese Witherspoon and Sofia Vergara, who work to keep this blessedly brief action-comedy shaking and cruising to an unthrilling end. The blame lies with a dopey script, director Anne Fletcher and a lazy Hollywood assumption that female buddy flicks should be as half-assed as their male counterparts.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Joe Neumaier
    Kristen Wiig is scary. That’s a good thing. It’s part of her appeal as a comedian, and crucial in the funny-weird comedy-drama Welcome to Me, which uses the working-without-a-net aspect of Wiig’s humor to unsettling effect.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    Despite the incongruous romance and abrupt action beats, Crowe gives a likable, sympathetic performance. But it all starts to dry up before our eyes. Emotions feel false or melodramatic, flashbacks are drawn out and coincidences and connections are forced.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Neumaier
    Avengers: Age of Ultron is a kinetic, wicked mix of muscle and magic. Look no further if you want a world of superpowered freaks and geeks. But be aware: It comes at a cost. Vaporized in the parade of action and characters is the wonder and simplicity of its first, superior entry.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 80 Joe Neumaier
    Explaining humor is usually like boiling water — it evaporates. But the funny folks in actor Kevin Pollak’s well-structured doc can actually break down what they do.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    Travolta’s face looks immobile, while Plummer and Jennifer Ehle, as Cutter’s estranged, strung-out wife, look out of place. Sheridan (“The Tree of Life”), though, does seems comfortable in a movie where the colors blur sloppily.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    The former “Friends” star clearly wanted something special, but sadly the result is ... this.
    • 13 Metascore
    • 0 Joe Neumaier
    James' everyman appeal is stretched to the limits here, like that polyester shirt he wears.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    The mystery at the heart of the film is a riddle wrapped in an enigma covered in dullness.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 100 Joe Neumaier
    If you don’t love monkeys already — and really, we all should — then Monkey Kingdom will swing you in the right direction.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Joe Neumaier
    True Story is a prisoner of its own dull storytelling.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    This film, though, lacks any spine. Director Jean-Baptiste Leonetti isn’t sure if he’s making a Hemingway-lite faceoff or a hemmed-in horror flick.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 20 Joe Neumaier
    This Australian movie reminds you what can happen when directors pretend to be Quentin Tarantino, complete with snark masquerading as style, slippery timelines, blood and guts and guns everywhere.

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