Joe Neumaier
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27% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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70% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 16.3 points lower than other critics.
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Joe Neumaier's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 49 | |
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| Highest review score: | Radio Unnameable | |
| Lowest review score: | The Fourth Kind | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 249 out of 1351
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Mixed: 796 out of 1351
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Negative: 306 out of 1351
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- Joe Neumaier
To capture the artistic process in this way is extraordinary, and in many ways unprecedented. The scenes are not shot in documentary style, but flow with bits of inspiration, conflict and nuance. We see and listen to some of the era’s greatest songs being made.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 6, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
The moments when Spy falls apart are when the film fancies itself the real thing. The times when it works are due to its leading lady.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 4, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
This mashup of a teenage assassin lark and high school misfit comedy misses the chance to add a supercool heroine to pop culture.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 3, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Mostly, though, there’s hopefulness here, and determination to win a fight worth fighting.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 3, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Entourage plays like a solid, if slightly too long, episode. But even given the bloat, the cast’s easy camaraderie and a “play it as it lays” atmosphere wins you over.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 3, 2015
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- New York Daily News
- Posted May 28, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
San Andreas is a disaster — literally. That’s not to take a piece out of Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson. His charm and family-man-style fearlessness as the movie’s star is the only saving grace in this thuddingly repetitive, badly written crash-a-thon.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 28, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Aloha isn’t horrible, but it does have a pitiable odor about it, like a dog that’s sat too long on the beach. Crowe aspires to Golden Age of Hollywood repartee, but something feels off, just as it did in “Elizabethtown” (2005) and “We Bought a Zoo” (2011). Everyone just seems to be trying too hard.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 28, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
The emotions are florid and the entanglements heated. But the film become preoccupied with, as Flaubert would say, the pettiness and mediocrity of daily life. Arterton, though, is plushly magnetic. She draws us in despite the overly lyrical atmosphere.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 27, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Hiromasa Yonebayashi did a wonderful job adapting “The Borrowers” into “The Secret World of Arriety.” But this slow-moving film, also from a book, tends to plod rather than float.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 21, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
This fantasy adventure lacks focus when it should be laser-sharp, and stumbles when it could soar.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 20, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Slow West isn’t a grand epic of that genre. It’s more like “McCabe & Mrs. Miller,” “Dead Man” or the recent “The Homesman,” using familiar signposts to tell a simple, compelling, terrific story.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 13, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Because it's so rooted in real life, the drama Good Kill is even more terrifying than “The Purge,” Ethan Hawke’s horror film from two years ago.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 13, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Tiller Russell sometimes get sidetracked — a dangerous thing in a story that already has a lot of twists, turns and off-ramps. But it’s a story you have to hear, from the guys who lived it and may never live it down.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 13, 2015
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- New York Daily News
- Posted May 13, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Screenwriters Chris Shafer and Paul Vicknair’s script feels like a first draft that was written in one night as they got pumped up on Red Bull and speed-watched Netflix. Guys: Another few polishes could only have helped.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 13, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Strap in, load up and hang on because Mad Max: Fury Road is a freaky, ballsy, phenomenal ride.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 12, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Hot Pursuit gets cold quickly. That’s certainly not the fault of stars Reese Witherspoon and Sofia Vergara, who work to keep this blessedly brief action-comedy shaking and cruising to an unthrilling end. The blame lies with a dopey script, director Anne Fletcher and a lazy Hollywood assumption that female buddy flicks should be as half-assed as their male counterparts.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 6, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Kristen Wiig is scary. That’s a good thing. It’s part of her appeal as a comedian, and crucial in the funny-weird comedy-drama Welcome to Me, which uses the working-without-a-net aspect of Wiig’s humor to unsettling effect.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 30, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Despite the incongruous romance and abrupt action beats, Crowe gives a likable, sympathetic performance. But it all starts to dry up before our eyes. Emotions feel false or melodramatic, flashbacks are drawn out and coincidences and connections are forced.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 30, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Avengers: Age of Ultron is a kinetic, wicked mix of muscle and magic. Look no further if you want a world of superpowered freaks and geeks. But be aware: It comes at a cost. Vaporized in the parade of action and characters is the wonder and simplicity of its first, superior entry.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 28, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Explaining humor is usually like boiling water — it evaporates. But the funny folks in actor Kevin Pollak’s well-structured doc can actually break down what they do.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 23, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Travolta’s face looks immobile, while Plummer and Jennifer Ehle, as Cutter’s estranged, strung-out wife, look out of place. Sheridan (“The Tree of Life”), though, does seems comfortable in a movie where the colors blur sloppily.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 23, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
The former “Friends” star clearly wanted something special, but sadly the result is ... this.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 23, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
James' everyman appeal is stretched to the limits here, like that polyester shirt he wears.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 17, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
The mystery at the heart of the film is a riddle wrapped in an enigma covered in dullness.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 16, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
If you don’t love monkeys already — and really, we all should — then Monkey Kingdom will swing you in the right direction.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 16, 2015
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 16, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
This film, though, lacks any spine. Director Jean-Baptiste Leonetti isn’t sure if he’s making a Hemingway-lite faceoff or a hemmed-in horror flick.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 16, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
This Australian movie reminds you what can happen when directors pretend to be Quentin Tarantino, complete with snark masquerading as style, slippery timelines, blood and guts and guns everywhere.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 9, 2015
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