Joe Neumaier
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On average, this critic grades 16.4 points lower than other critics.
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Joe Neumaier's Scores
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| Average review score: | 49 | |
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| Highest review score: | Radio Unnameable | |
| Lowest review score: | The Fourth Kind | |
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Positive: 249 out of 1351
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Mixed: 796 out of 1351
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Negative: 306 out of 1351
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- Joe Neumaier
Hopped up like a Bugs Bunny cartoon on mescaline and as chatty and uppity as a 5-year-old, Burn After Reading could be seen as the Coen brothers' need to let loose after the tightly wound "No Country for Old Men."- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Cooper, Torre and Dane DeHaan, as a soldier smitten with a local girl, stand out among a strong cast. With its big ideas on an intimate scale, this is Sayles' best in a decade.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 19, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
The cloddish, confusing action scenes make no sense. Young viewers’ eyes will glaze from the first-person video-game style. Nonaction scenes feature people sniping at each other, or, in Arnett’s case, croaking out the script’s half-assed witticisms, until the Turtles show up.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 7, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
It sharply fuses the humor and heart of the earlier films with a satisfyingly heavy-metal strength — and a darkness that’s more than earned.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 30, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Just when you thought it was safe to stand up to a bear in the woods, this jarring indie horror drama will make you scurry back indoors.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 24, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
A little more variation in the script, though, might have yielded something truly great.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Boseman is watchful, winning and confident, but never saintly. Yet he keeps Robinson’s moral spine aligned with his skill and self-respect, showing how he needed all of those to succeed.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 11, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Sadly, Hit & Run, for as much sporadic fun and genuine heart it has, runs out of gas. But it's not for lack of trying, and that counts for something.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 22, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Despite a few fiery breaths, there’s mostly hot air from a lot of serious actors slumming it.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 15, 2014
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- Posted Apr 25, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Cenac is witty and Heggins has a wary stillness, but the movie itself seems too shy to let them really engage each other.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
This sometimes-taut little thriller is sullied by its unnecessary masquerade as a documentary presented by HBO’s gonzo news show “Vice.”- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 5, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Early scenes set up the tragedy, but the majority of Oliver Hirschbiegel's movie is set in a TV studio where the two eventually face each other, and the tension, unfortunately, quickly becomes stagey.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Jamie Bell gives a watchable performance in this self-conscious, coming-of-age drama, though the film's overall effect is best described as David Lynch lite.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Entourage plays like a solid, if slightly too long, episode. But even given the bloat, the cast’s easy camaraderie and a “play it as it lays” atmosphere wins you over.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 3, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Actors are left with too much time to play emotional symphonies, while inevitably having to hit too many required notes.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 3, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
It’s playful, stable and sexy, thanks to a cast that knows how to find the sweet spots.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 13, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Low-budget, grubby and gleeful, but with a nice sense of style and apparently an endless supply of dry ice. Points deducted, though, for a too-easy alien-corpse joke.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Marshall shows off the breathtaking landscape, but with interiors, he populates the ale houses and encampments with cliches - like dueling female warriors, one a mute and the other a white-haired vixen.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
This doc, made by Kunstler's daughters Emily and Sarah, doesn't pretend to be unbiased, but it nonetheless has an unblinking view of its subject. They must have learned a thing or two from dad.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Michel Leclerc's comedy plays like one of those foreign-movie spoofs Jerry and the gang would go to see on a "Seinfeld" episode. Only here, there's no "young girl's journey from Milan to Minsk" - just from madcap to moronic.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 24, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
A streak of "Cinema Paradiso" runs through this Italian dramedy - and while it lacks that film's overflowing emotion, it's filled with its own artfulness and warmth.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 15, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Yen, who also choreographed the fights, is a natural hero, and the large canvas and pseudo-superhero tactics work for a bit, but then the action gets sidetracked in place of myth-building.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 29, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Marie is middle-aged and at a crossroads in All the Light in the Sky, a movie that feels the same way — listless and searching and on its way toward something good.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 20, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Though much of the film is overcooked and overwrought, it’s well-played, and writer-director Kieran Darcy-Smith keeps us guessing, and watching.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 6, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Writer Sarah Koskoff's nuanced script and director Todd Louiso's ("Love, Liza") delicate tone follow indie terrain, but go the right way.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 8, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
The American, a movie as coiled as a snake and as still as a sleepy villa, is the rare grownup thriller that knows the link between peace and danger and the tension that comes from both.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
African Cats, while often adorable and at times gripping, is more of a TV-ready experience.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 22, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
This is what happens when the Norwegians try to make their own "Blair Witch Project": We get three-headed trolls that hate Vitamin D and references to "Deliverance."- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 10, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
The movie soon turns into only a production-designed run-and-chase game, and our curiosity about what happened to Earth and the crew is teased and teased again until the movie’s big letdown of a reveal.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Some of the talk gets a little bombastic, but it's hard to deny the thrill involved.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Sparky voice performances and heart make up for this family film's theft of Tim Burton's sensibility.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
The genuinely sweet nature of this sometimes clunky movie is mixed with a little sass, and wins you over.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 2, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
A work of words as lovely as “The Prophet” deserves a better artistic interpretation than this animated venture, which consists mostly of pedestrian, ’70s-quality visuals.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 6, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
When people complain about movies glutting the market, this moronic “Black Swan”-meets-“Phone Booth” thriller is what they mean.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 6, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Michael Starrbury’s astute script draws us in slowly, depicting the realities of Mister and Pete’s lives in progressive reveals.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 11, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Kids who get a kick out of the macabre will enjoy this exquisitely crafted but tedious film.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 25, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Though this well-observed, wry drama is determined to be quirky, its most endearing quality, like that of its heroines, is a willingness to wallow in foul moods and come out the other side.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Occasionally stumbles into charm but more often is just wayward and hazy. It makes you hungry for a real movie from writer-director Jonathan Levine.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
This fawning appreciation wears thin, despite the good-natured clowning of Alabama dentist/would-be actor George Hardy, who's like a poor man's Bruce Campbell (our apologies to Bruce Campbell).- New York Daily News
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- Posted Mar 13, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Based on a true story, the movie's best scenes involve its heroine breaking down barriers by force of will as much as by legal wrangling.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 21, 2010
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- Joe Neumaier
Well-acted and grounded in reality, Brick Lane is never overly emotional, even when it deals with the days after 9/11.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
All of that ends up making this movie — originally titled “Jeff,” in a telling bit of overpersonalization — feel like a late-night cable-news hack job.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 15, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Like the bloated channels it parodies, the movie stretches to find something to say, then settles for stupid.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 17, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
A delirious, manic, push-the-limits comedy of gaudy amorality that tests the audience’s taste. But it’s a gamble that works, since you leave this adrenaline trip wasted, but invigorated.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 23, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
While Lomborg is an engaging though sometimes smug subject, director Ondi Timoner allows a coterie of scientists to spend too much time puncturing Gore than propping up Lomborg - who comes off as charismatic and engaged but, ultimately, merely a contrarian.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 14, 2010
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- Posted Apr 10, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Barrymore is a delicious opportunity to watch the great Christopher Plummer perform the role that won him a second Tony Award. But it's also a lesson in the pitfalls of personality-based minimalism. While Plummer acts his heart out, the script becomes one punchline after another.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 15, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Everyone thinks sex is easy to do, but that doesn’t mean they’re good at it. The To Do List is exactly that type of movie, one that thinks a sex-obsessed version of a John Hughes comedy by its very nature is hilarious. It’s not, but there are still some things to like here.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 25, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Writer-director James Mottern's drama has a lived-in feel, but is notable mainly for Michelle Monaghan's glam-less turn as Diane.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
As narrated by Mickey Rourke and with appearances from Arnold Schwarzenegger and Lou Ferrigno, the movie captures the men who mix “sports, entertainment, art and a way of life” — as the former Governator describes body sculpting. It’s their honesty that looms large.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 19, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Movie references abound, but there's not enough humor to fuel even 90 minutes.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
There are laughs in Magic Mike XXL.... But the real eye-openers are the moments of sex-positive, woman-positive and emotion-positive contemplation.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 30, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
It's hard to talk about The Soloist without falling into cliches, because this well-meaning but ham-handed drama is full them.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Dilutes the idea some by giving every four-legged hero a story arc. And there's not enough of the first movie's super-erudite monkeys. Yet the sitcom-style silliness is still there, and it's nice to see that the old "grin or frown as you wave a hand across your face" joke still has cross-generational, and cross-species, appeal.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Though Julia Leigh's surprisingly dull debut is meant to present the mysteries of a troubled young woman, you're more likely to wonder why its star, Emily Browning, is drawn to such demeaning roles.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 3, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Mateo Gill's autumnal movie has elements of other late-era Westerns in its blood, but it isn't easily pigeonholed. There are shootouts and standoffs, as well as great scenes like one between the grizzled, perfectly cast Shepard and Rea discussing the cost of criminality and the changing morals of old men.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 7, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Nachmanoff fills the movie with a sense of gripping, '70s-style grittiness that helps undercut the web-of-evil tone.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Empathy for the all-too-real plight of the working poor drives this heavy but bold indie. Sadly, though, it falters under the weight of too much drama.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 14, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Too bad its wide net ultimately results in diminishing returns.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Wallace layers on some era-specific meaning to Chenery, who seems to be simply following her lineage, thanks to Lane's quietly dignified performance. Malkovich is more fun, though Laurin isn't as outrageous as the movie thinks he is.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Here we go again. Danish director Lars von Trier has pumped out Nymphomaniac: Vol II just a few weeks after “Vol. I” came out. And the results are the same: zero stars.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 3, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
This time the movie really is — as the old theme song promises — sensational, celebrational and Muppetational.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 20, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Where on the evolutionary scale of wacky-dudes-learn-to-grow-up movies does Role Models fall? Certainly less evolved than "Meatballs," but head and hairy knuckles above "Daddy Day Care" or "The Benchwarmers."- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Roth and Hurt glower semi-engagingly, and while Norton's scrawniness works, he seems intellectually disengaged, despite his helping to craft Zak Penn's script.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
In a film that deliberately recalls 1970's "Five Easy Pieces," Dano's performance as a lost dreamer running from adulthood resonates beautifully.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 6, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
It's a shame neither actress can truly "go for the jugular," as Alan says at one point. This is a work that would allow for it.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 15, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
A frisky, feisty heist flick with brains and charisma, the movie may make a few errors, but they’re forgotten in the blink of an eye thanks to all the twists, turns and close shaves.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 4, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Unfortunately, Elysium devolves. It doesn’t address the ramifications of making everyone healthy for eternity, or what it is on Earth they’re making or digging up that fuels whatever economy is left on the space station. For such a well thought-out premise, there’s not a mention of how capitalism works in this futureworld.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 7, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Utilizing copious film footage of her puckish subject and new interviews with Haring's contemporaries, gallerists and mentors, director Christina Clausen makes her fascinating movie as big-hearted, city-centric and energetic as its subject.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Good thing the Aussie star has the role down to a science, since the rest of The Wolverine is a howler.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 24, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
This crisp, involving South African drama comes at you in waves, changing course and tone expertly.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 29, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
The film winds up as a chronicle of uneasy forgiveness.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 8, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The cool cast includes casual drop-ins from Sam Rockwell, Melanie Lynskey and Sam Elliott. The actors give off the feeling that we’ve wandered into the middle of a conversation among friends. This being a Swanberg movie, that’s kind of what is happening, complete with tiny epiphanies and people you want to hear keep talking.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 20, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Yoichi Sai's movie may be a bit tough for young viewers, but it is gentle and illuminating.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 17, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Despite a pleasantly laid-back demeanor, you wish it would just get focused.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 26, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
The whole movie is about piecing together broken parts. It may not always come together, but what it makes, if you look at it the right way, is endearing.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 15, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
For all the obviousness on the surface, and despite some forced last-act havoc, Breathe In works like a piece of chamber music. It goes up to the edge of emotion, circles it, then backs away. But the notes not hit seem as powerful as the ones that are.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 27, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
The movie's lack of Michael Moore-style dynamism has a dulling effect. What saves it is the human face it puts on the crisis, and its indictment of corporate greed.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
The movie lumbers, and Loach and screenwriter Rona Munro's affectless approach winds up tamping down the movie's good intentions.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 21, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Travis Fine gives his period details flourish and lets Cumming and Dillahunt create well-rounded characters, but Any Day Now winds up treacly.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 13, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Though much of the film's power is tamped down by the passive storytelling style, Dillane's performance as the adult Jakob is compelling, and Ayelet Zurer is beguiling as Jakob's late-in-life soul mate.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
The drug that Ma-Ma trafficks in, Slo-Mo, slows its user's brain to 1% of its normal speed. Dredd unfortunately makes you feel as if you, too, have partaken.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 20, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Unfortunately, the fantasy-thriller they're in eventually falls apart, becoming a much sillier, less substantial movie than its lead actors deserve.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 4, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
This heartbreaking and essential look into the lives of those who put so much into educating other people's children ought to be seen by anyone concerned about the fate of the public school system, and the nation as a whole.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 30, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Mike Newell’s rich take on the story is a fine introduction for new viewers.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 7, 2013
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- Posted Feb 19, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
So now we have a full-length Machete movie, and it turns out that, as usual, less is more.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
This fantasy adventure lacks focus when it should be laser-sharp, and stumbles when it could soar.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 20, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
This wildly entertaining Bollywood action-comedy, with Indian superstar Shahrukh Khan in two roles, pays homage to such '90s flicks as "Terminator 2: Judgment Day" and "The Matrix," adding whimsy and loads of heart.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 28, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Often static and follows a familiar trajectory. Yet it has power, partly because Simmons does a fine job of showing how hurt Henry is that his taste didn't imprint on Gabe beyond grade school; what was their music became, simply, dad's music.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 18, 2011
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- Posted May 6, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
As Richard Kuklinski, the Garden State guy who sleepwalks into an infamously deadly life he was born for, Shannon hits a whole other level.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 2, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Trust - a drama about the dangers of teen sexting and online predators - plays as prurient, ham-handed and amateurish.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 1, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Madagascar 3 can't upgrade its own shtick, becoming a craven example of a fast-buck, no-fun family film.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 7, 2012
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- Posted Apr 8, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
So with a wink, a nudge and a heaping portion of Midwestern charm, Thin Ice reels us in. Comparisons to "Fargo" and other convoluted little capers like "House of Games" are fair, but when taken on its own terms, this quirky drama thrums along in a low-blood-pressure way.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 17, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Harlin even makes poor Kilmer go running about. Just like that image, "5 Days" is embarrassingly clumsy.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 19, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
There’s a lot left unsaid in director Anja Marquardt’s chilly yet intimate and thought-provoking indie drama. But what should be said loud and clear is that actress Brooke Bloom is riveting. Emanating everyday grace and real depth, she plays a sex surrogate handling several needy and emotionally wounded clients.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 19, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Culminating in a high-scoring, exciting game, "Gunnin'" scores.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Jaak Kilmi's remembrance of growing up under Soviet rule never tries to be anything more than a curiosity.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 12, 2010
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- Joe Neumaier
A colorful account of the life and art of the recently retired Drew Struzan, whose amazing poster work from the 1970s onward still delights cineastes and casual observers.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 16, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
When you get through it, though, you can’t help but feel uplifted by this tough-skinned movie that can stand with the best muscular wartime dramas in the American movie canon.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 22, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
A dramatic tale of survival and horrific memories struggles against distracting melodrama in Sarah's Key, and unfortunately, melodrama wins.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 22, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
There’s far too many moments of sabre-rattling, and too much confusion about who is aligned with whom, and why. Those who know and love Tolkien’s texts will have a vested interest. Everyone else may grow restless.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 16, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Haunting ideas and efficient storytelling, but director-cowriter Alex Rivera needed to fine-tune a bit more.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Stoker is like the baby David Lynch and Tim Burton had, then left on the doorstep of the Addams Family. Full of heavingly gorgeous images that envelop a viewer before smothering them, its maddening elements eventually become too much to bear.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 28, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Often it’s the fighters themselves who best sum up the appeal of “the sweet science.”- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 12, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
At least Leonardo DiCaprio, grounded and sure, has commitment to spare. His portrayal of Hoover is undeniably terrific.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 8, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
One of the year's most emotionally affecting movies.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 21, 2012
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- Posted Mar 12, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
While its tone and humanity offset the futility of each side's need for one crucial hill, much of this intense, honorable film is too drawn-out.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 19, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Kurt Cobain, TicketMaster and the tragic concert in Roskilde, Denmark, are addressed through plentiful backstage footage. If only it was about something other than rockers almost irked they got famous.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 23, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Stone relies on his leads to guide us into this hyper-charged inferno, and they fit his juiced-up approach like James Woods and Woody Harrelson did in Stone's equally hopped-up "Salvador" and "Natural Born Killers." He gets us high on what they're selling before it goes south.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 5, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
It doesn't try too hard, but what The Lie is working at, in its unassuming, amusing way, is a mini-portrait of growing pains in a time of extended adolescence. The truth is, that kind of thing is never easy, no matter what age.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 17, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
For the uninitiated, this fun French documentary detailing the camaraderie and division between filmmakers François Truffaut and Jean-Luc Godard reveals a time when "the cinema" was something to get excited about and literally fight over.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
If "Ice" never really solidifies, it's nonetheless the work of a filmmaker whose seriousness is worth watching out for.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 16, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Among an excellent cast, Douglas truly is the nexus; he and Stone make this sequel pay off big-time.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Larysa Kondracki's fictionalized account of a true story is underserved by a melodramatic script; the result is like a film of a "60 Minutes" segment. Still, Weisz is strong and smart. And David Strathairn shows up in is-he-good-or-evil? mode.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 5, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
A few really weird things happen during Paranormal Activity 3, though unfortunately, they have nothing to do with being frightened.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 20, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
This honest and engrossing film shows how ingenuity and spark can restore excitement in education. That goal needs every helping hand it can get.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 9, 2014
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- Posted May 22, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Though there's too much movie-style self-deception, Sheridan is excellent, and his scenes with the consistently engaging, criminally underemployed Campbell Scott are subtle and serene.- New York Daily News
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There's a funny movie scratching at the edges of This is 40. Unfortunately, writer-director Judd Apatow sees himself as the John Cassavetes of Comedy, so every time that funny movie starts to emerge, Apatow tramples it with scenes of domestic irritation.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 20, 2012
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The cast gives it all a good go, and pip-pip and all that for noticeable intelligence and a bit of the old British satire. Yet Salmon Fishing takes patience and rewards with no bite.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 9, 2012
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This well-made, elegant doc follows the British actress as she travels and discusses life, art, fashion, sex and death with various friends and collaborators, including novelist Paul Auster and photographer Peter Lindbergh.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 4, 2011
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Viva needed to be shaved down to about 70 minutes, the better to really let loose and jettison some over-the-top jokiness.- New York Daily News
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To see these children of waitresses, salon workers and fathers on disability burdened because they stepped up is humanizing and heartbreaking.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 9, 2011
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- Posted Apr 11, 2013
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There are dull spots, as with any other day, yet "Life" aims to be, and occasionally is, like a YouTube-y "Our Town," giving a sense of what it is to be alive on planet Earth.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 29, 2011
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Tries to capture that moment -- complete with air guitar-playing deejays -- and unapologetically rides a wave of nostalgia, but ultimately sinks due to a bloated, watery script.- New York Daily News
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Trouble With the Curve is easily digestible in chunks – if it were a CBS show, it'd be called "Postseason With Morrie" - and it has an affectionate view of grubby motels, greasy diners and small-town scoreboards.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 20, 2012
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Craig, far from James Bond but still swaggering, makes a leathery, craggy commander, and Schreiber - who'll show his full-on action chops this summer in the Hugh Jackman "Wolverine" movie - is tough but sullen. Yet all this old-style moviemaking doesn't always pay off.- New York Daily News
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Toscanini plays a role in the tale, as does Einstein and a young Zubin Mehta. If director Josh Aronson tries to follow a few too many strands of the story, it's only because there's so many tantalizing ones.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 25, 2012
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Families who have already raced to “Monsters University” and “Despicable Me 2” will find Turbo an acceptable third-place finisher. A sort-of escargot-meets-“Cars” adventure, it has some sharp vocal turns and remains fun even when its inventiveness runs out of gas.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 16, 2013
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Here, it's all Bardem, and this great actor's careworn face and sensitive presence counts for a lot. He ultimately can't save the soul of Biutiful, but he makes the journey easier.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 29, 2010
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There’s social commentary in all of this, but it takes a back seat to a surprisingly compelling narrative of the two combating teams.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 29, 2013
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- Posted Mar 19, 2015
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Dour animated adventure that aspires to holiday joy, but is as enjoyable as a sock full of coal.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 21, 2012
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The modern, gritty Western Frontera takes a lot of the clichés and delicately upends them to tell a tale about undocumented immigrants.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 4, 2014
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Sports biodramas generally take one of two tacks: gauzily sentimental or scrappy tale of struggle. The Express runs the thin line between the two and, to its benefit, more often than not hits the first mark.- New York Daily News
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This frisky late-’50s-set French comedy about a competitive typing contest hunts and pecks a bit for fun after its story gets rolling, but it’s visually vibrant throughout.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 5, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Brothers tries to delve into how war can tear families apart, but only succeeds in showing how miscasting and melodrama obscure good intentions.- New York Daily News
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Filmed over six years, “Ashes” is joyous and uplifting, full of spirit, memorable athletes (including Olympian Adrien Niyonshuti) and remarkable achievements, both big and small.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 1, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Falls short of being revelatory, yet has a mysterious, sturdy power that grows on you.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 15, 2011
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- Posted Apr 17, 2014
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The emotions are florid and the entanglements heated. But the film become preoccupied with, as Flaubert would say, the pettiness and mediocrity of daily life. Arterton, though, is plushly magnetic. She draws us in despite the overly lyrical atmosphere.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 27, 2015
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"Field of Dreams" this ain't, and Crowe, whose "Jerry Maguire" and "Almost Famous" are justly held in high esteem, can't build the right frame here. It's neither fish nor fowl; a "guy-gets-his-life-right" rom-com runs smack into a "kids-with-animals" lark.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 22, 2011
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Director Jeff Preiss soaks his movie in a brownish retro atmosphere, which helps smooth over the many dull spots, but only briefly. Though his cast is strong even when the movie lags, they often feel like soloists doing their own thing next to each other — always melodic but never truly meshing.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 23, 2014
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Norton, too, keeps us guessing, though his pseudo-tough-guy line readings (and cornrowed hair) are initially distracting. But his scenes with De Niro -- who fills every twitch or glance with Jack's long-buried guilt -- are the guts of the movie.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 20, 2010
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There are times when a Kilmer performance is like watching a clock move: well-timed and oddly compelling, even though it's totally predictable. That's the case with Felon, which doesn't belong to Kilmer but which he steals anyhow.- New York Daily News
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Once it's high-concept plot kicks in, Gervais' hilariously self-deprecating persona is really all that keeps it grounded.- New York Daily News
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Atmosphere is three-fourths of the game in a horror film, and The Lords of Salem has it in spades. It’s not too much to say that until this culty-witchy throwback chiller turns too bloody, it shows how far a little style can go.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 18, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The film ends up wrestling itself into a corner, though it's saved by a corrosive central performance from Ryan Gosling and a disconcertingly hypnotic feel.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 6, 2010
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- Joe Neumaier
Ferrera's shaggy tone, which fits the iconic building, gets irritating. Still, if you come for the stories, you'll stay for the company.- New York Daily News
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Despite the Spierig brothers' punchy visual style and satiric tone, Daybreakers eventually devolves, though Dafoe and his Southern drawl goose things up and Hawke has a greasy romanticism.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
No matter how the filmmakers move Heaven and Earth, this comic-book adaptation looks cool but contains very little thunder. The fault is a script by a five-headed beast which contains fateful missteps.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 5, 2011
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Despite the human drama here, we’re kept at a remove by stolid direction and by-the-numbers storytelling.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 28, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Sturgess is solid and Kingsley predictably sneaky, but the atmosphere -- scurries through the Catholic/Protestant border, tense stand-offs, spontaneous riots -- is what's genuinely gripping.- New York Daily News
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A frosty-eyed, imperturbable actress in “Atonement,” “Hanna” and “The Host,” Ronan is at least able to sell Daisy’s new focus while the movie loses its own.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 8, 2013
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In what world does Smart People exist? Clearly not the real one, though this dramedy wants to think it's filled with ironic insights about love and family.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Close and McTeer, an evenly matched odd-couple pairing, keep it real. They do the heavy lifting, and are utterly enchanting, whether in bonnets or boots.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 21, 2011
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- Posted Oct 18, 2012
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- Posted Apr 19, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
When boxing cliches work, they can deliver a knockout. When they don’t, as in Southpaw, we get just punch-drunk.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 22, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Transporting as it is, this doc leaves a bad taste in your mouth, if just for the ill will it drudges up.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 23, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Writer-director Kari Skogland adapts a beloved Canadian novel gracefully and with plenty of spunk, the same way its main character moves through the world from cradle to grave.- New York Daily News
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Spottiswoode relays this tragic story with respect and sadness. But Michael Donovan's script is stuffed with clichés, and Dupuis is unable to convey the depth of Dallaire's emotions.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 12, 2010
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Writer-director Michael Goldbach fills the story with too many distractions, but Dennings, known for "Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist," is feline and fun.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 6, 2011
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As a vampire might say, "Be- vaaare , all who enter here above the age of 7! What lies on the screen ... is not for you !"- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 27, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Lengthy clips of leaders including Angela Davis and Stokely Carmichael bring us back to emotional moments in this country's history.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 9, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Despite the presence of Jet Li, only the last half-hour of this chatty epic truly flies.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 30, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Iron Man 2 sets gold standard for sequels thanks to Robert Downey Jr.'s Stark performance.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
This savvy and sensitive company has unapologetically made a movie for (very) young moviegoers.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 24, 2011
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The cast hits the right notes. Fraser, switching between affable good sport and heroic goofball, clearly doesn't mind this stuff. He realized early on with "George of the Jungle," "Dudley Do-Right" and the "Mummy" movies that his B-movie build and persona is perfect for live-action cartoons.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
By the middle of the second hour, you'll be wishing a zombie would just chomp off your head to end the pain.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 23, 2012
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Director Danis Tanovic never undersells the anger and tension in the family, yet while the emotional underpinnings feel raw, much of "Cirkus" also winds up spinning 'round to obvious, if uncomfortable, places.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 16, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
This National Geographic production mixes two amazing adventures, neither of them quite what you expect.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Sadly, this gorgeous-looking adult movie plays out the same theme over and over, never going anywhere surprising. At least we have Binoche to guide us to hell and back.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 23, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Though he has a true appreciation for detail, Joffe has the scar-faced Pinkie so scurvy that Rose ought to run the minute she sees him.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 26, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
With the combo of Neeson’s natural solemnity and his action chops, “Tombstones” treads compellingly amongst lesser thrillers.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 18, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
This often-witty baby-of-"Broadcast News" tries hard to be liked, like the TV fluff it's built around. The news is that, often, it succeeds.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 10, 2010
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If you're going to have a ghost in your movie, it might be a good thing to present a viable alternative to that ghost. Mama, however, presents a battle between two not very good options before crumbling like a sheet on a string.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 17, 2013
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- Posted May 13, 2011
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Cahill, who did the equally heady, intriguing drama “Another Earth” (2011), keeps the tone consistent. He makes certain his cast walks a savvy tightrope, keeping things taut.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 17, 2014
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The film works better as an uncomfortable character drama than as a murky family mystery, which Karpovsky deepens with some psychobabble. Still, a nicely sinister and shuddersome effort.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 21, 2013
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The movie is tense and coiled for its first hour, then becomes routine in its second half.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 25, 2014
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Branagh, taking advantage of his experience helming 2011’s “Thor,” shows an allegiance to the genre he’s working in; both as director as co-star, he pours on the menace.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 16, 2014
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Director Justin Chadwick ("The Other Boleyn Girl") shows admirable restraint bringing this true story to the screen, and Litando does much with glimmers of emotion and wells of dignity.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 13, 2011
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The splintered viewpoints help with the monotony, but from the taunting of new inmates to the cell-block sadist, we've gone through all this before, right down to the final twists.- New York Daily News
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The class issues make them pariahs, the love scenes belong on Cinemax After Dark, and the emotions writer-director Catherine Corsini believes are so adult are clichéd. Still, Scott Thomas is beguiling as usual, the one expected thing that's welcome here- New York Daily News
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- Posted Aug 26, 2015
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Director Andrea Di Stefano’s filmmaking debut has a spotty sense of urgency, but we get to know neither Nick nor Escobar, so both the innocence and the fiery threat lack impact.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 25, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
It is how the film never loses sight of the closeness of the combatants, turning national intimacy into a tragic casualty.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 22, 2011
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Sex is plentiful, but the lust is for paydays. This is territory covered far more vibrantly in “Margin Call,” yet director Costa-Gavras (“Z,” “Missing”) still has good, old-fashioned indignation to count on.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 25, 2013
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What he does do finally in this funny, refreshing movie is assert how unrestrained religiosity could guarantee the "end days" many of his subjects admit to looking forward to.- New York Daily News
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The most pleasant surprise in the movie adaptation of "Watchmen" is the pop-art fusion set off by placing superheroes in a "real" world. The film's biggest challenge – and accomplishment – was making that plausible.- New York Daily News
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This year-in-the-life comedy will appeal mostly to its target audience -- the boys of middle school, USA -- and frankly, that's all it needs. Who else would appreciate the idiocy of social pressure,- New York Daily News
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Will Smith may have run through every trick in his bag. In Focus, the one-time fresh prince and former box-office champ looks tired, bored and, even worse, uninspired.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 26, 2015
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Where the film fails, ironically, is in the central love affair. Danish actor Mads Mikkelsen is undeniably gifted, but his Stravinsky is a blank, stoic presence only comfortable at a piano.- New York Daily News
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If you’re searching for smart, soulful teen entertainment, you can start looking inside Paper Towns.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 24, 2015
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- Posted Feb 27, 2014
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Colangelo shows a mature levelheadedness in depicting how close-knit communities fall and rise together.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 15, 2015
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If there are Nazis fighting other Nazis in a movie and it's still boring, something's gone wrong. Valkyrie has a coterie of problems, and represents a whole new front in Tom Cruise's public relations war, but first and foremost there's the tedium.- New York Daily News
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The rhythms of this comedy-drama may be familiar, but besides its fratty title, it's surprisingly sophisticated.- New York Daily News
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The trouble is, too much of director Shawn Levy's '80s-ish lark is filled with noise, when it really needed more quietly silly stuff.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
It’s slow, lethargic, utterly lacking in charm and undeserving of the Cold War setting that is its best trait.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 13, 2015
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Liv Ullmann’s screen version of August Strindberg’s 19th-century drama is an austere, pared-down take that does one thing extremely well: It allows actors Jessica Chastain, Samantha Morton and especially Colin Farrell to shine. But this emotionally brutal work is anything but cinematically engaging.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 4, 2014
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In either a stunningly brave or misguided act of meta-absurdity, Real Steel, which is about a boy, his dad and the robot that changes their lives, actually feels as if it were made inside the mind of a kid obsessed with robots.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 7, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
The self-conscious poetry and Cruz's diagnosis of bipolar disorder threaten to add too many notes to this quiet drama.- New York Daily News
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- Posted Feb 17, 2011
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Luckily, the cast is comfortable going with the flow. Ribisi is amusingly corrosive, while Jenkins and Rispoli are sweaty, cigar-chomping movie-journalist archetypes.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 28, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Jon S. Baird lets Welsh’s language fill up the room, even when it’s a wee bit hard to fathom.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 29, 2014
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It doesn't help that Eastwood's laconic style is as torpid as it was in such misfires as "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil" and "Changeling."- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 21, 2010
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So much of this irritating film from first-time writer-director Daniel Barnz feels like a writing exercise it's amazing Elle Fanning, in the title role, comes off as well as she does.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Angelina Jolie is so wickedly enchanting in the magical, magnificent Maleficent, you may not notice how transporting this female-driven blockbuster really is.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 29, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
The movie shows the city as both an intimidating and enticing place for new arrivals, but ultimately gets bogged down in the cliched split destinies and intentions of its main characters.- New York Daily News
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While the climactic dinner is a bit too much like a circus audition, Roach -- who helmed the "Austin Powers" movies as well as "Meet the Parents" and "Meet the Fockers" -- knows how to enjoy each sideshow.- New York Daily News
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A fascinating, alternate-universe look at the dawn of the music-sharing phenom — once a cause of concern in the industry, yet now a footnote to our all-digital music marketplace.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 20, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
There's just some great imitations of what remains an acquired taste.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 12, 2012
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- Posted Apr 10, 2014
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This action-comedy will seem fresh only to 8-year-olds -- though it may give parents an excuse to introduce some of the '50s horror movies it parodies.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
A measured and thoughtful meditation on a leader who, this terrific movie believes, inadvertently made the world as roiling as his soul.- New York Daily News
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Some may still be surprised at this fun, well-informed chronicle of what was happening in the U.S. as lighted floors, boogie shoes and Saturday night fevers were the rage.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 27, 2013
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Only DeWitt looks at home, but Shelton allows “Touchy Feely” to be so wishy-washy that we can never get a hold of the star, or the movie.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 5, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Quirky, but infinitely more interesting than big-budget Hollywood cousins.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 14, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
The serious-minded result has many super-cool moments. But when it gets clunky, it’s super-meh.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 11, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Like a dime-store holiday card, this Christmas Carol is well-crafted but artless, detailed but lacking soul.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Something of a traffic jam--even with his usual restraint, Lee couldn't recount a key moment of the '60s without a blurry parade of personalities--and also lullingly dull.- New York Daily News
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This old-fashioned sword-and-sandal drama has all the bread and circuses we've come to know from the movies. It flirts with interesting story choices, but ultimately, all roads lead to boredom.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 11, 2011
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Fred Schepisi's sly, stately comedy-drama that will please fans of BBC melodramas. But even on its own merits, its mild manner has sneaky stings.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 6, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
For all its strengths, the film is cursed by an ADD-style structure and a flashy but inevitably ineffective casting stunt.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 25, 2012
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Some of Hyde Park on Hudson feels like lost scenes from "The King's Speech," the 2010 Oscar-winner about King George. It doesn't help that "Hyde's" own rhythms, appealing as they are, are often soporific.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 6, 2012
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Whether it works is a matter of taste, but the fact that Burton's revisit unearths enough fun while feeling like four films in one is testament to the source's seductive bloodline.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 10, 2012
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Hellion is a glimpse into rural American childhood that’s both tense and melancholy.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 12, 2014
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Pure charisma is sometimes the best special effect. That’s what Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg bring to 2 Guns, and after a season full of superhero duds, they deliver a crucial dose of cool.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 31, 2013
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- Posted Apr 26, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
So that's three snickers, not counting the Bush quote, 'cause including that one ain't fair, man.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Any movie with food as a motif runs the risk of pouring on the metaphor, and that happens here, too.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 7, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Plays like a throwback to gritty-but-softhearted English dramas of the 1980s like "Mona Lisa" and "Sammy and Rosie Get Laid."- New York Daily News
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Rois has moments of desperate urgency and depth, but Twyker's love of parallels is finally done in by artsy shots of the threesome au naturel against stark white backdrops.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 16, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
This engrossing documentary winds up being about nothing less than making one of Shakespeare’s greatest works come alive through hard work — and the spark that happens within an acting company.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 1, 2014
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Krasinki's soft-sell script, lets the movie's ideas get absorbed without grandstanding or pretension. Its issues go down with a smile and common sense, which turns out to be exactly the right formula.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 27, 2012
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not a good comedy. But there's no airbrushing out the funny surrounding its star.- New York Daily News
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Though it eventually gets down to more serious business, this Glasgow-set apocalyptic romance-drama seems, at first, to be most concerned about whether restaurants will survive the end of the world.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 2, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Here's a rough-and-tumble British drama that, despite a strong spine, ought to be more like its title character: quiet and deadly -- and less showy.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
This gorgeous-looking documentary is crying out to be remade as a family film feature.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 23, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Liberal Arts is at its most nauseating when we hear Jesse and Zibby read their oh-so-self-aware love letters.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 13, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Filmed — patiently, beautifully — over that same length of time, the film’s day-to-day aches are quiet and lovingly rendered.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 21, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
In a pleasing contrast to Fey's sharpness, Poehler keeps her performance unpredictable and fuzzy. In this just-add-water comedy, a very funny movie star is born.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Without pushing too heavily, Green makes the parallels between Enrique and Michael's situations genuine.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 5, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Nonetheless, if you're a Force completist, this is as crucial as a bootleg of 1978's "Star Wars Holiday Special." Which, by the way, was awesome.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 6, 2011
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This is an odd little directorial debut from Matthew Lillard - the onetime Shaggy from "Scooby-Doo," now a solid character actor thanks to "The Descendants" and "Trouble with the Curve" - but it has its rewards.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 4, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
When the haze wears off and the movie grounds itself in reality, it's a bummer. Until then, though, what's weird here is gloriously weird.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
With no heat at all and a woefully disjointed cast, De Palma’s danse macabre never catches fire.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 29, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Stone, last seen in “The Amazing Spider-Man 2,” is served best. Gliding through the film in sailor-girl outfits that evoke film stars of the 1920s, Stone’s big kewpie eyes and long-limbed gamine appeal fit in this era of silent films.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 24, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Much of the young cast - especially a miscast Page - make the oft-repeated mistake of saying Allen's dialogue as he might say them; the result is a lot of hyperarticulation, stammering and gesturing.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 21, 2012
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More deft than it first appears, director John Crowley's gentle-but-not-sappy drama features another late-day masterpiece-in-miniature from Michael Caine.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
For the first time since "The Nutty Professor," Eddie Murphy successfully mixes his adult and kid-film personas -- imagine that.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
The story Stiller tells manages to float in a most peculiar, satisfying way.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 24, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
His humor works best when it's throw-away, but "Zohan" throws everything up to get a yuck. It's a shock to see how many "yuck!" moments Sandler settles for.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Thor: The Dark World may not be thunder from the movie gods, but it is — shock! — an entertaining journey into mystery, action and fun.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 6, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Sometimes, less is more. Case in point: Thanks for Sharing, a film that’s a little too eager to be ID’d as a “sex addiction dramedy.” As a result, solidly grounded performances from almost all the cast members wind up playing second fiddle to navel-gazing.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 19, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Well-intentioned but as earnest as a college freshman discovering campus politics.- New York Daily News
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- Posted Mar 22, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Feiffer sometimes gets snagged on the look-at-me nature of her meta-performance, veering from pathological to pathetic, and not always in the best way.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 10, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The story here, like a lot of bar bands, goes loud to cover up mediocrity. When Streep sings, though, so does the film.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 6, 2015
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And then there is the most annoying animated sidekick in a long time: a bulb-headed, trying-to-be-cute glow creature called Kilowatt (Kristen Chenoweth), who sings an ear-piercing, high-pitched note when it's scared, which is often.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Unlike last year's superior "Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer" - which put its grade-school heroine through similarly seasonal woes - "Dog Days" squanders several chances to find something magical in the mundane.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 2, 2012
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The Tracey Fragments is a grating stunt that plays like a film-school project, cutting a bland story into a million tiny irritating pieces.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
The title of The Misfortunates really applies to any audiences unlucky enough to sit through it.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Movies like this, from "Diner" to "Beautiful Girls" to "Garden State," have a standard trajectory, and this film's no different. But it has a nuance and a rumpled comfort with itself, which turns Fairhaven into an inviting place to visit.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 10, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
“Holiday” is more palatable than similar, American-bred films like “The Family Stone” or This is Where I Leave You. Still, once Connolly’s sad-eyed, hippie-ish cancer sufferer is gone, there’s little reason to keep going.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 9, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Just another loud, boy-centric comedy aimed at ’tweens. The movie turns a slight children’s book — in this case, Judith Viorst’s 1972 fave, from which it takes mainly the title — into a charmless mishmash.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 9, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Kosinski’s ultimately underwhelming film leads nowhere. As its palpable sense of dread — well-sustained in a gently cascading first hour — gives way to dead ends, this Omega Movie shoots itself in the foot.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 18, 2013
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- Posted Dec 13, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Weithorn, a sitcom vet whose credits include "Ned and Stacey" and "The King of Queens," makes sure even the quiet moments in the unassuming "A Little Help" move things forward. And that every one of Laura's missteps is in the right direction.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 22, 2011
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