Joe Neumaier
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27% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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70% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 16.4 points lower than other critics.
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Joe Neumaier's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 49 | |
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| Highest review score: | Radio Unnameable | |
| Lowest review score: | The Fourth Kind | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 249 out of 1351
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Mixed: 796 out of 1351
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Negative: 306 out of 1351
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- Joe Neumaier
A charming indie that combines dreamy aspiration with mucky, hilarious reality.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 3, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
The movie may wear its shagginess on its sleeve, but Stiller knows exactly what he’s doing.- New York Daily News
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 19, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Full of smarts, sly insight and New York personality. As a feather in its jaunty hat, the movie also reinvigorates the art of screwball comedy.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 13, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
The former “Friends” star clearly wanted something special, but sadly the result is ... this.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 23, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
There could have been more side trips on the road to self-discovery, but the plentiful lessons and derring-'do make Tangled a lock for playground pastimes. And maybe even some knotty parent-kid chats about finding your part in life.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 9, 2010
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- Joe Neumaier
If Hitchcock had done a coming-of-age drama, it might have resembled this haunting, nervous, sad movie about an early twentysomething.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
A delirious, manic, push-the-limits comedy of gaudy amorality that tests the audience’s taste. But it’s a gamble that works, since you leave this adrenaline trip wasted, but invigorated.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 23, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
There's a wonderfully steely spine inside of Tom McCarthy'sWin Win," but it's hard to see at first because it's inside the doughy, everyman person of Paul Giamatti.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 18, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Thor: The Dark World may not be thunder from the movie gods, but it is — shock! — an entertaining journey into mystery, action and fun.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 6, 2013
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- New York Daily News
- Posted May 28, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Jack Black adds new depths to his slippery comic persona in Bernie, a movie that may not ultimately add up to much, but which is filled with wonderfully odd details of weird Americana.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 27, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Carla Gugino has yet to find the right movie that clicks with her spunky outsider appeal, but The Mighty Macs, a gauzy, inspiring true-life drama about a girls' basketball team, at least gets her close and provides a lot of assists.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 21, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
This amazingly beautiful, and amazingly frightening, documentary captures the immediacy of what climate change is doing to the Arctic landscape.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 8, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
The fear, desperation and hope of Time Out of Mind is painfully, hauntingly human.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 8, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
The moments when Spy falls apart are when the film fancies itself the real thing. The times when it works are due to its leading lady.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 4, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Makes the most of its format, soaring when its young hero rides on his winged reptilian pal, and full of heart and heroism even when its action is grounded.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
The movie respects a viewer’s intelligence, which should also serve as a warning; don’t be lulled into a stupor. Keeping sharp will allow all the fun and menace in this terrific thriller to seep into your head.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 7, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Perfect for families and exquisitely shot, this entry from the Disneynature division is even better and fresher than last year's "Earth."- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Scott Teems' film is as quiet as untilled soil -- not always a good thing -- but Holbrook has a handle on where to dig.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Inside these average American lives are futures far too often passed over or, worse, written off. This terrific film gives the teenagers their due.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 31, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
The movie sometimes has the feel of an Olympic sprinter running in place. There’s so much energy expended to get to one spot. Constant searches beget more searches. It all gets exhausting.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 22, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
This slovenly, self-indulgent riff on Charles Bukowski-like fringe-livers has all of the naked harshness of Bukowski with none of the poetry. At least Haas gives it a good shot.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 5, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
The twists and turns involve a high-level assassination, corrupt cops, squint-inducing violence and plenty of fearlessness.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 29, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
The movie grips us partly because Bakri’s performance is alternately casual and calculated.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 20, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
This trip through the seminal performance artist's (often literal) body of work is sometimes too cozy, yet Abramovic might argue that objectivity is impossible if truth is the destination.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 14, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
The charming, soulful Me and Earl and the Dying Girl is a movie that loves movies — which is great, because you’ll love this one.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 11, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
What emerges is a portrait of the "psychic risk," as her father says, of living a creative life - and the intense feeling that entails.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 21, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
When the grade-school kids are Israelis and Palestinians, the initially reluctant, moving duets they finally perform make you feel like, yes, dancing.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 10, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
At its best, this beautiful, off-the-cuff comedy-drama recalls John Cassavetes' shaggiest, most honest work.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
One of the best indie films of the year, Humpday is a lighter descendant of "sex lies and videotape," yet burrows just as deep into the male psyche and the human capacity for self-deceit.- New York Daily News
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 9, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Its young heroine is proud to be herself; there's just not much for her to do beyond that.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 18, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Their mundane meetings underscore how easily secrets are leaked, but unfortunately, scenes of meetings between Presidents Reagan (Fred Ward) and Mitterrand seem hollow and naive. Kusturica and Canet are strong, though, as is Willem Dafoe as an American intel officer.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Howard, whose previous tales of men in professional peril include the topnotch “Apollo 13” as well as “Backdraft” and “Cinderella Man,” works with cinematographer Anthony Dod Mantle to create a style in the racing scenes that makes the most of every angle. By the time the final lap of Rush starts, we’re up for the ride.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 19, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Every performer is tough and charismatic, especially Honglei Sun, who, as Jamukha, gives so many neck-cracks, guttural howls and conspiratorial smiles he's like a Chinese Marlon Brando.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
There's no bells and whistles here, no 3-D or useless grey fluff, just Pooh as he's always been, silly and true.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 15, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
With witty throwaway bits and Cavanagh's fast delivery, "Scot" gets away with a third-act dip into hearts and platitudes. Otherwise, it's refreshingly snarky and quick.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
The shadow of Terrence Malick falls hard across this Texas crime drama, a beautiful-looking prose poem that starts strong but winds up with nowhere to go.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 15, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
This full, footage-rich documentary shows respect for the social, legal, political, religious and pugilistic battles of the former Cassius Clay.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 22, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The comedy of discomfort that runs through Cyrus is often about several things at once. But the most prevalent emotion in this quirky yet genuine movie is the awkwardness that comes with trying to fit into someone else's life.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
The movie could have gone several ways, too — and it is heartbreaking to watch this ambitious story choose the wrong one and get lost in space.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 4, 2014
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 20, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
As a wry, knowing narrator guides us in and out of their symphonic affair, there’s no doubt the trip is worth it.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 25, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Some segments are too long, but Famous Nathan contains a unique flavor that history-loving New Yorkers should relish.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 16, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Freeman is so in-tune with the former South African president's persona you can't take your eyes off him.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Megumi Sasaki's film feels like a cozy visit with neighbors whose insights are priceless.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
The first film in a while to have a decent heart while quickening your pulse.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 1, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Joe and director David Gordon Green find a middle ground between the old, vulnerable Cage and the one that seemed to eat that other guy. Good to have him back.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 10, 2014
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 11, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
The dissection and discussion, though well-intentioned, winds up lifeless.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 21, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Overlong but ambitious, Woo proves he's as good at tactical maneuvers as he is at close-quarters combat.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Though Rust and Bone aims for a blasé attitude toward disabled drama - in a far more artificial way than another French film, "The Intouchables," did earlier this year - it's underwritten characters and hoary approach plunk it into mediocrity. As wheelchair-bound Stephanie practices her whale-training motions to Katy Perry's "Firework," it's eye-rollingly obvious.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 23, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Carpenter's economical but mundane chiller is possessed more by previous ghoul-friend flicks than it is by his better work.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 8, 2011
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 5, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Though it teeters at times on the edge between potboiler and melodrama, Arbitrage benefits from a notable lack of sympathy for Gere's Gordon Gekko-like Miller. Rather than seeming pat, Jarecki's straightforward cynicism is pointed and purposeful.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 13, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Part of the problem with "P&F" is that Tiana and Naveen's connection feels superficial.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
The special effects here are wiry martial artists grunting their way through fight after fight. It's exhausting but exhilarating.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 22, 2012
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 13, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
The action-comedy Zombieland works because it's played with an emphasis on the living, not the undead.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
This isn't a therapy session on film; it's a visually stark, lively, organically engrossing movie with a very real handle on the mental processes, and interpersonal demands, that come with issues of life and death.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 26, 2012
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 23, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Fearless nonfiction filmmaker Alex Gibney ("Taxi to the Dark Side," "Client 9: The Rise and Fall of Eliot Spitzer") details a history of horrific abuse by Catholic clergy in this tough-to-watch documentary.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 15, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Liberal Arts is at its most nauseating when we hear Jesse and Zibby read their oh-so-self-aware love letters.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 13, 2012
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 20, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Belafonte still finds ways to address injustice - and now we have over 50 years of his example to follow and his music to enjoy.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 12, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Lengthy clips of leaders including Angela Davis and Stokely Carmichael bring us back to emotional moments in this country's history.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 9, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Faour and Muallen give solid performances, but there are a few too many by-the-numbers moments.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Haroun is achingly conscious of day-to-day decisions that seem small when they're made but can suddenly loom large.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 15, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Pieced together, these behind-the-scenes moments are a thrill for history buffs. From the moon landing to the resignations, this is raw Nixon.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 29, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Not all of the twists work, but most are self-knowing enough to keep you guessing until its (literally) groundbreaking conclusion.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 12, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Luckily, folks like Snoop and good sports like Sheen and, yes, Lohan, break up the monotony. Until, like an undead beastie, the boredom and dumb jokes come roaring back.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 12, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
At least Leonardo DiCaprio, grounded and sure, has commitment to spare. His portrayal of Hoover is undeniably terrific.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 8, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Murphy also reveals one more gem when she interviews the New York couple who gave their friend Nell Harper Lee a financial gift in the '50s that allowed her to quit her job and finish the book, an act of generosity that is also one more kindness surrounding this most humane of artworks.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 13, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
The father is the only one who can leave the house to go to his factory job, and that seems like a paradise for viewers trapped watching this clinically shot claptrap.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Watching politics and the people in it can be disheartening and depressing. Here’s an antidote: This energizing, uplifting, sharp documentary from director Kevin Gordon.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 30, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
No Good Deed is an example of the worst kind of exploitative thriller — and it’s being released during the worst possible week.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 12, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
What this rich film does go into — in a lengthy tangent that’s less punchy but important — is the impropriety Jobs trafficked in when he allowed himself and high-ranking Apple-ers to be granted backdated stock options. They got wealthy as their product was being made, amid some scandal, for a pittance in China.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 3, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
As a virtual tour of what Earth Day is about, kids ought to be entranced. If it helps them get greener, even better.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Zipper captures the erasing of one of New York’s most unique stamps by cartoon businesspeople with dollar signs for eyeballs.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 8, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Jamie Bell gives a watchable performance in this self-conscious, coming-of-age drama, though the film's overall effect is best described as David Lynch lite.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
The 12-year-old boys who go to see ParaNorman - and who are the only ones who might enjoy it - should double up on the sugary treats to stay awake during this gorgeous-looking but zombi-fied stop-motion animated creep show. It's as slow as a corpse, and half as interesting.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 16, 2012
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