Joe Neumaier
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70% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 16.4 points lower than other critics.
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Joe Neumaier's Scores
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- TV
| Average review score: | 49 | |
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| Highest review score: | Radio Unnameable | |
| Lowest review score: | The Fourth Kind | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 249 out of 1351
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Mixed: 796 out of 1351
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Negative: 306 out of 1351
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- Joe Neumaier
Arnold generally steers clear of cinematic melodrama, and Jarvis infuses the entire film with the sort of kinetic spirit that heralds a new talent.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
The result was remarkable, but the story of it, while true to the moment, needed — ironically — much more dynamism.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 15, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Just when we thought Quentin Tarantino had shown us all the cojones he has, in rides Django Unchained.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 20, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Laudable as its world-building is, the film drags not just in its interminable middle hour, but also during the redundant monster-on-mechawarrior smackdowns.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 11, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Travolta’s face looks immobile, while Plummer and Jennifer Ehle, as Cutter’s estranged, strung-out wife, look out of place. Sheridan (“The Tree of Life”), though, does seems comfortable in a movie where the colors blur sloppily.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 23, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Though a notch below "Royale," Skyfall follows that reboot's lead, making a now 50-year-old icon as cool as when he began.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 22, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Warm memories of one school under a groove and a moving ending that no screenwriter could improve upon.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 23, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Lars von Trier's end-of-days drama Melancholia feels as if it's something from another world...but even by his standards this remote yet lovely funereal dirge is in its own orbit.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 10, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
This stately chiller owes a lot to 1960s British flicks like "The Innocents" and "The Haunting," but unfortunately heads towards cliches with every step.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 16, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
As in "Purple Rose," the film works best when tweaking the disparate worlds thrown together, though "Midnight" is frothier, and so Wilson shines.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 20, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
If a documentary can be both alarming and oddly reassuring, it's the gripping splash of cold cinematic water Racing Extinction.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 25, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
This quiet drama is not for everyone. It may not even be for fans of Hungarian auteur Bela Tarr, whose spare, naturalistic films can be, well, trying. (The director has said that "Horse" will be his final film.)- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 9, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Like a worst-case-scenario, indie-movie cliché, Wendy and Lucy throws every bone it can at the screen.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Who let an unfunny, irritatingly acted two-hour commercial for Google onto multiplex screens?- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 6, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
This macabre-yet-moving Argentinian drama from director Juan Jose Campanella is nuanced and full of intelligence and emotion; just when you think you have a bead on it, it gently swerves into richer places.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Sadly suffers from more than a dollop of boredom. Like the ornate dollhouse that plays a part, "Arrietty" is lovely and well-appointed, but filled with only what you bring to it.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 16, 2012
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 28, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Filled with striking images and the ghosts of lives lived in hardship and war, Incendies is tough but impactful.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 22, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
To capture the artistic process in this way is extraordinary, and in many ways unprecedented. The scenes are not shot in documentary style, but flow with bits of inspiration, conflict and nuance. We see and listen to some of the era’s greatest songs being made.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 6, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
A wonderfully entertaining, beautiful Western drama that lets the quirks of the genre gallop freely as it keeps a tight rein throughout.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 22, 2010
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- Joe Neumaier
Entertaining, smart and snappy, this terrific doc, a Sundance favorite, digs into the country's use of steroids and how it affects sports, pop culture and the self-image of young men.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
What Room 237 is really about is how movies inspire passion. Which is a great thing, even if it comes out in wack-job ways.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 30, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Fans of Dario Argento and Mario Bava will appreciate the references. Even for newcomers, there are minor chords to enjoy. If only there were less screaming.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 14, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Kiyoshi Kurosawa is better known for horror films; this is a movie where the horror is internalized, and hideously truthful.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
This is the film that fulfills whatever promise Kristen Stewart has shown for more than a decade.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 9, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Though it’s more testimonial exhibit than movie, “Unjust” remains a crucial document.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 6, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Certainly, the West Memphis 3 deserve more chances to detail how the justice system went nightmarishly awry. But take this as ultimately more personal journal than investigation.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 26, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
His years of success aren't as gripping as Kapadia, and Senna's legend, would have us believe. He had no demons besides fame, and no hurdles besides a recklessness that went with the territory.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 12, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
The deliberate pace Mungiu employs in this incredible work is so engrossing and quietly heartbreaking that its philosophical ending may come as a shock.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 7, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
It's strange to call a film with so much nudity and simulated sex "old-fashioned," but The Sessions nicely bridges that gulf.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 18, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Oduye, especially, is utterly absorbing. Even in those few moments when the movie follows a slightly more straightforward line than it needs, she is always engagingly, beautifully real.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 29, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
If you're looking for an incisive portrait of self-generated stardom, you won't do better than this.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Here, in his best performance since "Spider," Fiennes plays the snarling, entitled general Caius Martius Coriolanus, whose bloody brow and bald head are stained with what's left of his soldiers.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 1, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
The actor (Garcia), whose banked anger has been a secret weapon since "The Untouchables" 25 years ago, paints a fascinating portrait of a man moved by fate.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 31, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Chandor (“All is Lost”) has made a movie that quietly but ferociously immerses us in a time and place, with atmosphere done in minimal yet evocative strokes.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 30, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Fincher is a fearless filmmaker who understands his audience’s intelligence (not to mention their cinematic blood lust). By the end of Gone Girl, we feel like we’ve lived through about four movies, not just one. Good luck letting go of any of them.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 27, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
The finished "Ring" cycle, a combination of "myth, science and legend" made to order as Wagner imagined it, was unique to every viewer's eye. The making of it will be spellbinding to everyone.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 21, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Scott Thomas breathes more emotion into Juliette's affectless, haunted demeanor than most actors do with pages of dialogue.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
For all the movement in Drive, the quiet, deathly still moments are the ones that count.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 15, 2011
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- New York Daily News
- Posted May 13, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
By far the most rousing, expertly cast movie this year, David O. Russell's movie takes a roundabout way of telling its true story.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 10, 2010
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- Joe Neumaier
Given the evidence compiled here by director Frank Pavich, there’s reason to believe Jodorowsky’s “Dune” was more influential for never actually existing. It wound up being inhaled, like some ethereal alien spice, by a generation of moviemakers.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 20, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
The result is the first comic-book movie in a while that actually feels like a classic comic book: fast, furious and flip. Forget about superheroes with love problems and tortured souls.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Boasting perhaps the most bored-sounding voice-over ever, this unexceptional drama imagines itself - much as its young heroine does - to be far more noteworthy than it actually is.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 24, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
It’s hard to imagine the lives behind the voices that are part of the movies. But In a World ..., the debut feature from actress-turned-writer-director Lake Bell, not only gives the people who do movie voice-overs a closeup, it savvily and wittily uses what we hear as a metaphor for what we are.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 8, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The battle it documents is both a cornerstone of the past and a reflection of ongoing struggles. DuVernay infuses Selma with that dichotomy, never forgetting how Selma, the place, was a pledge to march ahead.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 23, 2014
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- Posted Jul 10, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Though the film's setup trudges and its closing is too pat, that hour or so on the raft is something special, and few would dive into the story's soul as Lee does.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 21, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Though diligently paced and sharp to look at, the mysteries inside Mother are, finally, bloodless.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Hey, Michael: It's the robots, stupid. Despite all the mechanical mayhem, none of the Transformers stand out.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Enough Said doesn’t have the intimacy of Holofcener’s “Walking and Talking” or “Lovely & Amazing,” but it still cuts close the bone. Often so close we have to smile in self-defense.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 18, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The way she (Blanchette) anchors this superb dramedy is a thing of beauty.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 25, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
This beautifully observed drama creates an intimate feel and gently observed moments of connection and angst. Then things move forward with almost too heavy of a heart.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 10, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
It was a true media circus, and despite Polanski's work before and since, the film shows how it will forever be his first association in the public consciousness. In the U.S., at least.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
While director Christopher Nolan and star Christian Bale's epic of criminality and all-consuming conviction ultimately falls a bit short - missing, for instance, a villainous face a la Heath Ledger's Joker - their Batman trilogy ends with a suitably thrilling mix of guts and glory.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 17, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Saulnier accomplishes something rare here. He has an ability to convey depth of feeling and ominousness without tricks or even musical cues.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 24, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
This exquisitely acted, genuinely creepy minimalist drama does spin its wheels a bit before a cool conclusion. But the movie has a spark of creativity not seen in “Chappie” or “Eva,” two of the recent robots-among-us flicks.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 9, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Less the opulent retelling she (Taymor) intended and more like a high-minded midnight movie, filled with Ricky's-style costumes, black swans, sprites that flit across the screen and a cave filled with boiling beakers.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 10, 2010
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- Joe Neumaier
Stories about mythic figures at the end of their days are compelling — but they still need some zing. That’s what Mr. Holmes is missing.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 16, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Fascinating and, when you see Afghan versions of Simon Cowell and Co. reacting to tryouts, a reminder of how fame and the thirst for it is the same in any language.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Affleck keeps the film as fluid as the "Mystic River," and never forgets that Renner is his ace in the hole. The "Hurt Locker" star charges up every scene he's in with feral power, and is rewarded with one of the most exciting sequences seen in any action movie this decade.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
An extraordinary morsel of a movie, and yes, you'll want sushi afterward. But it won't taste like Jiro's.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 9, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
It’s rare when a psychological drama gets us into a character’s head without tricks or a voiceover. This drama from Alex Ross Perry burrows so deep that it’s scary.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 26, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Andrew Dosunmu’s film is big-hearted and rich, frequently using slow motion to underscore an artful intimacy.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 13, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
This terrific, full-meal chronicle of the men and their mouths lets us hear from them not only during debates, but also in subsequent interviews, memoirs and articles.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 29, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
These three films (adapted from David Peace's novels by different directors), each a singularly gripping work, together form a towering and emotionally complex achievement.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
The stories are horrifying, but essential to hear. Kirby Dick’s important documentary puts a personal face to the staggering numbers.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 26, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Noah Baumbach’s sensational satirical drama While We’re Young is, finally, a movie for grownups to run out and see.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 1, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
If Woodroof is the movie’s guts, Rayon is its heart, and Leto (TV’s “My So-Called Life,” “Alexander”) is stunningly perfect, even when the story veers ever so slightly into expected territory.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 31, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Smith ("American Movie") sees the poetry in everyday people, and lets his rambling story find its own rhythm.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
His humor works best when it's throw-away, but "Zohan" throws everything up to get a yuck. It's a shock to see how many "yuck!" moments Sandler settles for.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
This film, though, lacks any spine. Director Jean-Baptiste Leonetti isn’t sure if he’s making a Hemingway-lite faceoff or a hemmed-in horror flick.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 16, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Calvary is like a philosophical Agatha Christie mystery. That’s certainly not the worst thing to be. But it’s also the film’s undoing, because the reliance on specific genre cliches undermines the movie’s more serious intentions.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 2, 2014
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 2, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Gandolfini scoops up another chance to show off the gentleness he left at home during six seasons of “The Sopranos.”- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 6, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The strength of Gray’s movie lies in showing the connection between people in a place without rules.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 17, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
A sweet testament to the power of intelligence to win over adversity - even in a Brooklyn middle school where the majority of students live below the poverty level.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 18, 2012
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 25, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Adventureland has the structure of a Tilt-a-Whirl ride: It goes where you expect, and may fill you with dread.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Even those who never joined the cult of A Tribe Called Quest will find this clear-eyed chronicle of their career irresistible.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 8, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
This incredibly moving, touchingly honest and transcendent chronicle of how a handful of people coped after Sept. 11 is not only one of the best distillations of that day, but a monument to humanity lost and gained.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 2, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
His story, like the current release "A Separation," shows a glimpse inside Iran of everyday reversals of fortune, and how easy it is to get caught in the crosshairs of bureaucracy, bad judgment and bad luck.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 5, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Australian director Cate Shortland’s straightforward approach to the blinders worn by Hitler Youth creates a disconcerting and eerie film, made even more memorable since it’s seen through the prism of childhood’s end.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 7, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Urgent as a heart attack and as timely as the headlines, 99 Homes is one of those films that make other "topical" dramas look tinny. This astute, intense drama boasts sharp performances and belongs in the same company as films like "Margin Call" and "Michael Clayton" -- contemporary stories whose of-the-moment nature only makes their great parts better.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 25, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
There’s politics involved, along with personal stories, extraordinary tense standoffs and down-and-dirty drug business.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 3, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
And always there’s Wojtowicz himself, who died in 2006. His patter and persona must be seen to be believed. This guy was a piece of work, and so is The Dog.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 7, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Without excessive emotion or drama, director Javier Fuentes-León's film - and Mercado's performance - gently captures the power of emotions whose silent rattle is even stronger than reality.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 27, 2010
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- New York Daily News
- Posted May 22, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
What's cool and always kicky is seeing a country's irreverent movie trash being treated with such, well, reverence.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Laughter may be the best medicine, but in Obvious Child, it’s also a helluva cure for dealing with a serious topic.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 5, 2014
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 5, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Writer-director Julia Loktev sustains the tension for long, Antonioni-esque passages that portend something momentous. The film delivers in unexpected ways, and then ponders what it means.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 25, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Kidman is able to draw you in even as the movie's solemn, morbid obviousness wears you out.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 17, 2010
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- Joe Neumaier
Stripped of his former pretty-boy image, the Texas-born actor is snarly and gnarled, and understands what Nichols is aiming for. That’s crucial, as Mud needs something to stick to.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 25, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The good news is it comes very close, and does it without sacrificing its soul. Despite its sense of been-here-slayed-that, director Francis Lawrence expertly delivers thrills, ideas and spectacle.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 19, 2013
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