Joe Neumaier
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70% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 16.4 points lower than other critics.
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Joe Neumaier's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 49 | |
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| Highest review score: | Radio Unnameable | |
| Lowest review score: | The Fourth Kind | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 249 out of 1351
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Mixed: 796 out of 1351
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Negative: 306 out of 1351
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- Joe Neumaier
There's as much social history of L.A.'s racial divide as there is appreciation for the band's big, genre-crossing sound. It all comes together for a rollicking chronicle of verve and nerve.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 7, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Michael Douglas in Solitary Man, has all the tools of the man who plays him at his disposal. At times in this often engaging, occasionally meandering movie, that's enough to score.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
An oblique, by-design and frustrating drama, Claire Denis’ film about a man’s mysterious suicide and its repercussions is creepy, but finally too vague.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 25, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
More serious-minded than expected, with a unique and savvy point of view.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 18, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Tiller Russell sometimes get sidetracked — a dangerous thing in a story that already has a lot of twists, turns and off-ramps. But it’s a story you have to hear, from the guys who lived it and may never live it down.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 13, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
The layered, tuned-in adaptation by Michael H. Weber and Scott Neustadter avoids calculated sentiment.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 5, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Kristen Wiig is scary. That’s a good thing. It’s part of her appeal as a comedian, and crucial in the funny-weird comedy-drama Welcome to Me, which uses the working-without-a-net aspect of Wiig’s humor to unsettling effect.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 30, 2015
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 15, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Sadly, once the movie shifts gears, it becomes a timid "Donnie Darko."- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Like Gandolfini, the deep Brooklyn of The Drop is formidable, bona fide and memorable.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 12, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
The Company Men recalls 1946's great post-World War II drama "The Best Years of Our Lives," and the reason isn't simply its trio of protagonists.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 10, 2010
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- Joe Neumaier
Talk about style over substance: The sheer volume of musical, comic-strip and video-game influences, riffs and licks in "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World" can get exhausting, but they also are what lift this romantic coming-of-age tale from this world to someplace totally ... else.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
This quietly poetic little gem contains many beautiful things, not least of which is leading lady Zoe Kazan, who lets every scene billow and swirl around her effortlessly.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
A snapshot of several New York eras that coincide with the Internet's growing pains, We Live in Public focuses on entrepreneur, party-thrower and dot.com bubble participant Josh Harris.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Those who only know Chiwetel Ejiofor from his quietly powerful work in the Best Picture-winning “12 Years a Slave” should see him here — to experience his range.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 15, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Craig Zobel's indie, based on real cases, has a sharp psychological point and a can't-look-away quality even as it turns horrifically dark.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 16, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Director John Scheinfeld's film, utilizing interviews with friends and collaborators, hits a high note on Nilsson's friendship with Ringo Starr and his fear of stage performance.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
As tough-spirited as fans would hope for - and exciting and thought-provoking in a way few adventure dramas ever are.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 20, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Steen, her face full of remorse, does a great job of portraying someone unclear of where to go or what to say without a script.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 21, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
If The Conjuring were less of a con job, horror fans would not feel equally as trapped.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 18, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
As important and eye-opening a documentary as you’ll see this year, A Place at the Table makes it impossible to think of hunger as merely another symptom of a shredded social safety net.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 28, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
This often haunting stop-motion Claymation movie ultimately suffers from what bedevils many live-action movies culled from short stories: a herky-jerky plot.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
This is a mother's tale, and in Swinton's expert hands, Eva must ultimately deal with the fallout from an uncomfortable truth: She just never liked her kid.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 8, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
As the cracklingly cool The East shows, they’re the real deal. It’s not easy to make a thriller where brains and guts are so clearly in cahoots.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 30, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
The movie itself is an intriguing but ultimately unspecial Feds-vs.-hoods drama. But as the sinister, snakelike South Boston criminal Whitey Bulger, Depp delivers.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 17, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Sturgess is solid and Kingsley predictably sneaky, but the atmosphere -- scurries through the Catholic/Protestant border, tense stand-offs, spontaneous riots -- is what's genuinely gripping.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Together and apart, Hatami and Maadi are magnetic. Hatami, a star in Iranian cinema, lets us see Simin's intelligence and defiant sense of self-worth often with nothing more than a gesture.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 28, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Combining the dysfunctional family reunion and the home invasion thriller, You’re Next tries, somewhat valiantly, to add new twists to the usual bloody horror-flick shenanigans. But aside from a few fresh chords, it’s same-old, same-old.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 22, 2013
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- New York Daily News
- Posted May 8, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Finally, a found-footage thriller that merits, and expands on, this irrationally popular format.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 1, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Plot is not the movie’s strong suit. But stylish set pieces are, including one epic blast-a-thon alongside a pool.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 23, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
With his rapid-fire delivery and big heart, Rockwell makes Owen his version of “M*A*S*H”’s Hawkeye Pierce, but the film’s layers of well-observed truths go deeper than that.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 29, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Scenes of Favreau at the grill bantering with Leguizamo and Cannavale could almost sustain an entire movie.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 8, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Gibney puts mystery back into a story we thought we knew.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 5, 2010
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 4, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
The Double belongs to a very specific club. If you’re on its wavelength, it’s a dive into quirky, murky fun. But even if you are, this oddball offering is vague and slippery, a calmer brother to “Brazil” or Orson Welles’ Kafka tale “The Trial.”- New York Daily News
- Posted May 8, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
The poetry in The Place Beyond the Pines can be elusive, but also easy to get lost in.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 28, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Emphasizing the importance of new media, Stelter is ready to bring the paper back to the future, though this terrific tale of an establishment in transition ultimately plays like "All the President's Men," with the intrigue coming from inside the building.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 17, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Has a mature tapestry of characters, a welcome sense of humor and, most crucially, a lovely Juliette Binoche.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
The wonkiness is at a minimum and Reich delivers it with tales from his own life, since he’s the son of a dress store owner and a mom who helped in the shop. Essential viewing, no matter how you cut it.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 26, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Neighbors stakes its claim in suburban-property cliches. Given the dull, stale results, maybe the end of the world was a better fit.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 8, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Noah, Darren Aronofsky’s often ludicrous, occasionally thoughtful epic, puts theology front-and-center, and doubles down on its blockbuster ingredients — like adding huge rock monsters with glowing eyes.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 27, 2014
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 28, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
This mellow chronicle of Nat Hentoff is like a tour through New York’s past.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 26, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
The forced coming-of-age parable that filmmaker Joe Wright laces with fairy-tale symbolism is heavy-handed from the get-go.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 8, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Kung Fu Panda 2 plunks down squarely in the spot marked for "chop-socky action with heart."- New York Daily News
- Posted May 26, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
This hard-working film may not be a balm, but it can help.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 10, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
No one conveys late-life elegy and cool intellectual cunning like Langella.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 16, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Just when it seemed Hal Hartley was going to be forgotten, along comes the Long Island-based auteur’s terrific new feature. It’s a follow-up to his opus “Henry Fool.”- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 2, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Though every frame is great to look at, Bolt's script - by the co-writers of "Mulan" and "Cars" - lacks the wit of its closest Pixar relative, "The Incredibles." Rhino and some goofy pigeons provide the few laughs once the tale goes cross-country.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
One of the many beautiful things about this affecting, informative doc is the opportunity it gives to see the American college sports world through different eyes.- New York Daily News
- Posted Oct 21, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Despite some tough-to-take moments, this challenging, smart movie is worth the trip.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 26, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Most tales come from the inimitable mouth of the man himself, who could make ordering dinner sound like Shakespeare. He had a life to match. Workman covers all of his subject’s years, even if very few of them truly belonged to Welles.- New York Daily News
- Posted Dec 10, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Hoffman, Morton and Jon Brion's aching score somehow capture the all-too-human need to get things right. If you're in a certain frame of mind, those moments make up for all the stagecraft.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
The film isn't easy to watch, but its portrait of perseverance and ecological commitment is enlightening.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
With action this strong, the script just needs to be serviceable - and that's exactly what it is.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 28, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
It's been a long, not always linear path to the opening of the new tower, planned for 2014. Yet, as one observer says here, the project has helped heal New York in a very New York way - acrimonious, messy and loud.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 15, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Haywire, clean and no-fuss as it is, needs more action scenes to match Carano's game.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 19, 2012
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 26, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
The big twist to Closed Circuit is stated in the film’s TV ads, so even the element of surprise is lost. There may have been the making of a juicy, episodes-long BBC series here, but as it is, there’s barely any juice at all.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 28, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
With no adults to add melodrama, the sweet Water Lilies depends on the emotion in its young performers' faces to move forward.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Quiet moments after big decisions are where the power lies in this absorbing French drama.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 14, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
As this strong, moving documentary shows, for those who came to the U.S., reconnecting to their culture and blood relatives can result in a generation of young people who feel "somewhere between" Chinese and American. They're never fully one or the other, but in the best cases can feel part of both.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 23, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Rosewater is not about what isolates us, and part of the film’s terrific achievement is its recognition that staying connected is a daily show of strength.- New York Daily News
- Posted Nov 13, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Writer-director Ruba Nadda's film is ultimately like a summertime flirtation that never quite comes to anything.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Writer Sarah Koskoff's nuanced script and director Todd Louiso's ("Love, Liza") delicate tone follow indie terrain, but go the right way.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 8, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Just as precise and self-consciously precious as predicted. Which doesn't mean it hasn't got moments of charming wit buried under all its archness.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 5, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Johnson is convincing as a swaggering, jokey Lennon, but the photos of young John, Paul and George that end the movie ultimately have more punch than this bubblegummy montage.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
By the time Barney gets one final, heartbreaking chance to screw things up, this rich, satisfying film has you hooked.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jan 14, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Luna and Bernal have amiability, but not enough to earn a recommendation for this clichéd movie.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Branagh, working from a script by Chris Weitz, gives the film emotional heft. James’ performance — never saccharine, often staunchly independent — makes the story’s more regressive elements float away.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 12, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Stories about mythic figures at the end of their days are compelling — but they still need some zing. That’s what Mr. Holmes is missing.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 16, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Rory Culkin’s turn in the deeply felt and haunting Gabriel is so powerful you can’t look away.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 18, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
It would be easy to say that the final minutes of this mixed-up thriller make everything before it meaningless, but that would indicate the odd conclusion has meaning, too.- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 2, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Ridley and Benjamin have done more than capture Hendrix’s moves and sounds. They’ve captured his spirit.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 27, 2014
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- Joe Neumaier
Luckily, Son of Rambow, a comedy that's part kid-buddy flick, part valentine to filmmaking - and full of heart - has both.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Willing as Campbell is to Shatner-ize himself, his movie will appeal only to true believers.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Avengers: Age of Ultron is a kinetic, wicked mix of muscle and magic. Look no further if you want a world of superpowered freaks and geeks. But be aware: It comes at a cost. Vaporized in the parade of action and characters is the wonder and simplicity of its first, superior entry.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 28, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
This muscular, red-blooded adventure has a decent heart and the stuff of Saturday afternoon serials running through its veins.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 21, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Most of the young men interviewed by Berg will be seen, and heard, by many audiences for the first time. Their voices are hard to forget.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 17, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Nowhere near as kinky or thinky as Soderbergh’s "sex, lies and videotape," Girlfriend pretends it has more on its mind than it really does.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
The G.I. Joe team is back, and most of their sophomore movie adventure, G.I. Joe Retaliation, is as bland as their name and as subtle as an exploding tank.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 28, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Abe's day-to-day trials may eventually seem like cheap daytime TV, but Gelber and Solondz know how to nail the uncomfortably funny optimism shadowing American desperation.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 7, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Clayman, who co-directed with filmmaker friends, is fascinating company.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 24, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Narratively static and morally banal. That may be par for the course, however, when half the movie is spent watching shallow kids try on other people’s clothes.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 13, 2013
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- Joe Neumaier
Has two aces going for it: Soderbergh's poking at the mazelike holes in American business and Damon's whirling dervish performance.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
The oh-so-out-there mentality earns some chuckles, but that, along with Piven's preening, gets very trying. A hard sell is still a hard sell.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Alas, this learned woman of letters - her expertise became the work of Dostoyevsky, whose major novels Geier nicknames "the five elephants" - is ill served by a trudging approach and dry-as-dust, procedural style.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 22, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
Only the extremely naive will be shocked, shocked by director Morgan Spurlock's dissection of product placement in movies.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 22, 2011
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- Joe Neumaier
The faces and voices are endlessly compelling as they talk about what inspires them to lay down beats and recall the early days in New York. Ice-T, disentangled from acting, makes himself a fine focal point.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 14, 2012
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- Joe Neumaier
Roth's works are particularly hard to do justice to onscreen, perhaps because the celebrated author's personality is really in his words- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Kick-Ass - based on a graphic novel - thinks it's so brave and bold. But it's more like the title character, a dweeb who just thinks he's tough.- New York Daily News
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Marc Webb's action-adventure is grounded in a recognizable reality, but is also full of thrills. It's dark and mysterious, but doesn't skimp on fun.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 1, 2012
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Feb 5, 2015
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 23, 2012
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