Jesse Hassenger
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53% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.5 points lower than other critics.
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Jesse Hassenger's Scores
- Movies
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| Average review score: | 59 | |
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| Highest review score: | American Honey | |
| Lowest review score: | Asking for It | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 362 out of 801
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Mixed: 370 out of 801
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Negative: 69 out of 801
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- Jesse Hassenger
The action material in My Spy undermines its would-be cuteness, while remaining questionable on a level of cheap thrills.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 25, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
That’s always been a part of Ferrell’s work — his understanding of American mediocrity, and his delight in poking at its oblivious limitations. Eurovision both softens and expands his worldview, allowing him to indulge some small-town-dreamer pathos without getting into hokey Americana. If he’s playing the hits, he’s starting to interpret them with style.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 25, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
In its final hour, The Last Days Of American Crime finally gets down to the business of its big heist, revealing both the propulsive entertainment value the filmmakers have been inexplicably stalling and the thinness of the whole enterprise.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 5, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
The characters’ overall niceness makes the movie pleasant in the moment—and easy to shrug off as a fantasy.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 26, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
Though Stein assembles his early sequences with precision, laying out geography and shorthanding through set design, that sharpness is undermined by basically everything else in the movie, from micro to major.- Polygon
- Posted May 22, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie is brisk, good-natured, and amusing, but these aren’t qualities that demand the resurrection of a low-rent cartoon empire. The charm of Scooby-Doo and his friends doesn’t have anything to do with the world of bizarre Hanna-Barbera TV curiosities they helped spawn. It comes from their mysterious ability to survive well past their seeming expiration date.- Polygon
- Posted May 15, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
Medel and Kuhling both give remarkably even-keeled performances, making their differences clear without a lot of voice-raising.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 11, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
For an uncertainly paced and fabricated historical side quest, much of Robert The Bruce is painlessly watchable.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 21, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
In Trolls and the new Trolls World Tour, celebrity voices, high energy levels, nonsensical catchphrases, cross-promotional branding, cover-heavy soundtracks, and overuse of voice-over narration are all jacked up to 11, creating what are essentially marathon-length dance party endings. Yet somehow, this shamelessness gives the whole enterprise a kind of deranged honor.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 10, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
Bad plotting would be relegated to the realm of incidental if Coffee & Kareem were funnier—isn’t that always the way? Unfortunately, the movie spends a lot of time handing Helms underlined jokes, which he proceeds to underline again with his why-did-I-just-say-that delivery.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 3, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie looks a little like a lost Tony Scott project, but not quite enough — the style isn’t as tactile. Most of its ridiculous conviction comes from Diesel. He’s given plenty of better performances, but here he’s especially convincing in the role of a guy who legitimately believes he has nothing better to do.- Polygon
- Posted Mar 11, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie’s mock-jaundiced attitude toward social media is itself satirical, and there’s a germ of a funny idea about how principled liberals can get entangled in pointless social media battles and infighting. But it’s eclipsed by an unavoidably moneyed perspective that presumes privileged people are inherently liberal, rather than attacking the hypocrisy of rich liberals in particular.- Polygon
- Posted Mar 11, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
Some jokes may dissipate quickly, but its unusual warmth lingers in the air like a friendly ghost.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 2, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
Moss also strengthens the notion that this is a monster movie unusually interested in looking past the toxic-male machinations of its famous character and toward the lasting horrors left in his wake. In other words, the stuff that previous movies, and real life, have sometimes tried to turn invisible.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 24, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
None of the mounting dread is surprising, and only some of it is more effective than the average haunted-whatever picture. But Brahms himself remains an oddball delight.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 21, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
Fantasy Island isn’t especially scary, but scares don’t usually seem like the point of a Blumhouse horror gimmick. At their best, these movies have the energy and shamelessness of a carnival ride, where the enthusiasm means more than the atmosphere. Fantasy Island knowingly steals from everywhere, and sometimes cleverly incorporates its derivativeness into the filmmaking.- Polygon
- Posted Feb 14, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
In a movie as utterly lost as The Turning, everything from the performances to the production design to the music cues amount to one big pile of dirty mirrors and doll parts.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 22, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s a five-day toss-off that’s simultaneously an impressive feat and business as usual.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 17, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
The film isn’t especially scary, but it has a creepy, pervasive grimness, well-acted by the impressive ensemble.- Polygon
- Posted Jan 3, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
The Next Level thinks the milk-bland personalities of its central teenagers and a couple of cranky old people count as a rooting interest to ground the hijinks. Black, Hart, and Awkwafina could be a comedy dream team; instead, they’re stuck hustling around a bunch of video game battles.- The Verge
- Posted Dec 19, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
The filmmakers and actors imbue the characters with remarkable depth of feeling.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 17, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
Spies In Disguise isn’t clever enough to reconcile the disingenuousness of setting off a litany of pointless explosions and battles before clarifying that this stuff is bad, actually.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 16, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
Between the movie’s subtext and its new-digital-world distributor, Bay seems to be communicating the frustration of constraint, but why? What has he been barred from doing?- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 12, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
Apart from some compelling procedural elements, the movie is mostly style, and that style is a generic mess of tics: pseudo-documentary quick zooms, exchanges of fraught glances, and handheld camera work.- Polygon
- Posted Dec 12, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
Playmobil: The Movie isn’t as funny as some of the direct-to-video Lego-related movies, either, and that’s very much the field it competes in, theatrical release or not. As children’s entertainment goes, this is a harmless distractor, but it’s also poorly conceived at every story turn, unable to even stick to a particular generic message to make up for its extremely basic humor.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 6, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
On the whole, The Aeronauts is a pretty good small-scale adventure movie. It’s also a pretty dull everything-else, the unceasing flashbacks providing multiple instances where telling might have been preferable to showing.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 26, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
This is a well-crafted, exciting movie, sometimes more impressive for maintaining those qualities in the face of an utterly unsurprising story.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 18, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
Instead of deepening his material, Condon has made an unsuccessful fling of a movie: fun for a while, but trying to get as far as it can by leaving crucial material off of its profile.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 13, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
Setting aside more particular genre trappings, Mangold re-engineers one of his unfussy studio throwbacks into a supersized Dad Movie event.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 13, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s more tedious than unwatchable, and pint-size Cena fans may be curious to see him in a movie more compatible with his Kids’ Choice Awards hosting gigs than the likes of "Blockers" or "Trainwreck." Sadly, the movie never shows similar curiosity about what its young audience, and subjects, might be thinking or feeling.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 7, 2019
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