Jesse Hassenger
Select another critic »For 801 reviews, this critic has graded:
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53% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.5 points lower than other critics.
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Jesse Hassenger's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 59 | |
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| Highest review score: | American Honey | |
| Lowest review score: | Asking for It | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 362 out of 801
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Mixed: 370 out of 801
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Negative: 69 out of 801
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- Jesse Hassenger
Gyllenhaal is the whole show, and his irritable, driven, struggling character doesn’t exactly glorify his line of work. His unpleasantness gives the movie its edge, and perhaps also an unearned sense of gravitas.- Polygon
- Posted Oct 1, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
Todd Haynes obviously loves rock and roll, which makes it all the more impressive that he’s spent his career making movies about key figures in its history while avoiding the usual lionizing cliches.- Consequence
- Posted Oct 1, 2021
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- Consequence
- Posted Oct 1, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
Though he’s been accused of re-carving the same dollhouse-scale miniatures over and over again, The French Dispatch finds Anderson continuing to fill out his increasingly elaborate skill set.- Consequence
- Posted Oct 1, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s a faster, wilder ride—and a choppier one, even as it moves primarily in circles.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 30, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
Whenever the movie seems prepared to dig a little deeper, it throws another self-actualization party in its own honor.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 9, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
Only in fits and starts does Together capture the electricity of live performance.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 24, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
Beyond considerable physical presence, Q brings touches of subtlety to a stock character; by the time she makes her eventual, inevitable reference to wanting to get out of the game, there’s a genuine weariness that feels earned enough to bypass the cliché.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 19, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
The increasingly ornate violence (much of it taking place in a newer if no less creaky location) fuels an effective thrill machine, and if that machine can’t match the unexpected sweetness of the T-800’s relationship with John Connor, well, maybe that’s for the best.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 12, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
As a babysitter, the movie’s not much different than a brief marathon of episodes. As a family bonding experience, it may qualify for adults as a mild form of psychological torture, presenting storylines that feel ready to wrap up at the 15-minute mark and then must continue on for another hour.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 9, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s the first time McCarthy has made such prickly use of his talent for summoning audience sympathy, allowing Bill’s regrets about his parental shortcomings to resonate through his every decision.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 28, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
Absent cleverness, Collet-Serra offers some comfort for weary eyes, like the flashes of silent black-and-white footage of the stars shot with Lily’s newfangled movie camera. At the risk of sounding like a critic from a way-old demographic, Jungle Cruise works best when it leans in this more old-fashioned direction.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 27, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins doesn’t reach the giddy, earnest heights of something like Aquaman or a Wachowski project. It methodically sets up sequels—to be recast and released around 2030, judging by the Joes’ cinematic track record so far. But the dubiousness of its present-day achievement, the sheer ludicrousness of making the best G.I. Joe movie in 2021, is part of the dumbfounding fun.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 22, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
After 30 or 40 minutes, it becomes clear that, despite a few more callbacks, this is a more-of-the-same sequel, not a next-level sequel.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 14, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie accumulates much from its betters before it starts to rot from the inside. Eventually, it becomes a distended corpse of a big-ticket blockbuster, washed up on streaming.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 1, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
Though the movie ultimately minds its business about a lot of the personal affairs it brings up, it imbues its characters with a bounty of implied off-screen life. No Sudden Move is somehow both a stylized genre exercise and part of a larger, less rigidly controlled tapestry that reveals itself as it goes.- Consequence
- Posted Jun 18, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
There could be something to say here about how comically low society’s expectations for fathers remain. The movie also briefly, incisively captures the new-parent contradiction of desperately needing help while wanting to be left alone, free of unsolicited input. But director and co-writer Paul Weitz (About A Boy) keeps making odd choices for what, in a single father’s life, requires comic or dramatic emphasis.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 16, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
Uncharacteristically true to his word, Peter does less insufferable blathering this time around, but the subtitle The Runaway still threatens the audience with a better time.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 10, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
The Misfits has moments of silliness that bear glancing resemblance to the kind of enjoyable starry, big-studio shlock Renny Harlin used to make, in between the parts that resemble the lower-rent genre efforts he churns out now.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 9, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
In addition to the latent sexism, unmitigated by Sorvino’s nothing of a mom role, there’s something insidious about the movie’s incompetence, and the accompanying belief that it’s good enough to entertain audiences of any age. It aspires to harmlessness, and fails.- Polygon
- Posted Jun 4, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
Though it’s nominally liberated from its TV backstory, Spirit Untamed could still have benefited from a little more freedom.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 1, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie’s deference to Diesel’s whims, sincerity, and ego all at once is part of its charm—though perhaps a smaller share of it here than in the past.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 25, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
No matter where he goes, even when he’s working in a subgenre he helped build, Bekmambetov loses himself in the pixels.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 11, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
Wrath is also fun, after a fashion, only with the grim undercurrent of a movie more interested in generating violence than truly motivating it. This is especially true in the second half, when Ritchie offers solutions to a mystery that never really had any viable suspects.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 6, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
Whether through experience or intuition, Rianda and Rowe clearly understand animated comedy from the inside out; the gags stretch and snap as readily as the family tensions.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 4, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie’s attempts at ruthless pulp manipulation don’t land; cruelly offing a character whose entire personality is “pregnant” is a cheap bid for John Wick stakes.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 28, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
Concrete Cowboy is visually engaging, and might appeal to younger teenagers (its R-rating is primarily for language). But anyone already familiar with the dynamics of summer-vacation character-building may find it unsatisfying—even unconvincing.- Consequence
- Posted Apr 2, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
As if to counteract the bummer of watching a raucous comedy on Netflix rather than in a theatrical setting, Bad Trip comes equipped with its own crowd energy—a collective faith that there’s no idiotic stunt that can’t be pulled back from the brink of disaster.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 31, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
Come True has some bone-chilling passages, like an epic sleepwalking sequence that feels eerily untethered from reality. Yet some chunks of it feel informed by the sleep-study scenes that unfold by the sickly glow of monitors: too clinical for pure-horror scares while lacking in convincing science fiction specifics. True to form, this is an impressively dreamlike movie: half vivid, half inexplicable.- Polygon
- Posted Mar 12, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
In classic unpredictable Liman fashion, this jumbled and seemingly truncated adaptation of the first book in a YA trilogy is nonetheless likable, entertaining science fiction.- Polygon
- Posted Mar 3, 2021
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