Jesse Hassenger
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53% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.5 points lower than other critics.
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Jesse Hassenger's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 59 | |
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| Highest review score: | American Honey | |
| Lowest review score: | Asking for It | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 362 out of 801
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Mixed: 370 out of 801
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Negative: 69 out of 801
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- Jesse Hassenger
With its crisply likable leads mixing it up with pleasingly chewy gangster stereotypes, it has the consistency of a good candy bar.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Mar 21, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
Throughout its slim but slow 83 minutes, Umma piles up missed-opportunity scenes that cry out for a ghoulish sense of humor or an audience-rattling jump.- Polygon
- Posted Mar 18, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
As with Free Guy, Reynolds and Levy have made a movie aimed at the dead center of mainstream geek culture, designed to be described as having so much heart—even though it’s as smooth and featureless as a Funko Pop.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Mar 10, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
Asking for It is made with sloppy overconfidence, a stunning bluff of both style and substance.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Mar 3, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
Despite the sci-fi trimmings—or, really, in perfect sync with them—the anxiety After Yang generates has the gentle, humming pervasiveness of real life. It’s trying its best to tell us about the world.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 2, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
As a whole, Dog is credible as a small-scale drama with some moments of light, puppyish comedy, from the man and the mutt. Like Clooney before him, Tatum hasn’t quite made his own Soderbergh movie. He has, however, made a surprisingly good one.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 17, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
Uncharted spends a lot of time scraping up meager points for what it isn’t, rather than what it is. It isn’t a superhero movie, despite the budget. It isn’t CG’d within an inch of its life; there appears to be some location shooting in the mix.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Feb 15, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
There’s a sweetness to the movie’s multiple storylines about teenagers earnestly, supportively pining for each other—and a neutered prudishness, too, about how none of these 17-year-olds seem to think about sex for even a second.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 10, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
More casual viewers’ mileage may vary on which stunts are laugh-out-loud funny and which are abjectly horrifying, and the rickety carnival rollercoaster ride works better when the other passengers—whether fellow audience members or the on-camera talent—are screaming and laughing along in equal measure.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Feb 2, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s the extreme age-specificity and seeming low effort of Buck Wild that makes it more content than feature film.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 28, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
It offers the bittersweet spectacle of a pretty loony movie trying its best to become a more conventional one. Maybe an outright boondoggle would have been more memorable.- Polygon
- Posted Jan 21, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
Campbell, Cox, and Arquette all have chances to shine, and Campbell’s rueful confidence even approaches something vaguely touching. But this is a crowded movie where the body count sometimes inspires relief rather than dread: Finally, some of these extra characters are being cleared out!- Polygon
- Posted Jan 13, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
The wistful feelings it generates about a world allowed to keep moving coexist alongside an uneasy evocation of brain fog, an easy stand-in for either a zombified endemic state or a specific long-COVID symptom—take your pick. Whatever the original motivation, Leon appears to sense, after a couple of sweet slice-of-life capers, that you can’t keep walking and talking forever.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 11, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s heartening to see a big-ticket cartoon franchise end with the animation as its true star.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 10, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
If playwright Theresa Rebeck, who receives co-writing and story credit, brought a fresher perspective to this material at some point, it has been slathered in screenwriterly varnish and a sense of take-charge female empowerment best described as EuropaCorpesque.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jan 6, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
The story is never fully passed along to the younger character; this really is Fiennes’ movie all the way, and probably more interesting for it.- Polygon
- Posted Jan 5, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
Coen’s version of Macbeth is a canny, fascinating hybrid of a theatrical sensibility and a cinematic translation, shot in ghostly monochrome.- Consequence
- Posted Sep 24, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
The one performer in the ensemble capable of making this stuff sound like the good kind of bullshitting is Affleck- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 16, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
There’s liveliness in the conception of Rumble, knocked around and out by the demands of formulas no one has bothered to figure out.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 15, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
Don’t Look Up is both types of blunt: It makes no bones about exactly what the filmmakers think of climate-change deniers and social-media distractions, and it repeatedly blunts the impact of its satire by calling its shots early, often, and loudly.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 7, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
The Lucy-Desi material that should be at the heart of the story never really pays off, as if it’s wandered off and found another, secret movie to inhabit.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 7, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
It seems questionable whether this was really intended as a movie in the first place.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 3, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
For all of its limitations and points of departure from the previous series, though, Raccoon City maintains that lineage of B-movies made with skill.- Polygon
- Posted Nov 24, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie keeps enough of Richard’s messy past off screen to feel like a hagiography with a few concessions, rather than a true warts-and-all portrait.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 16, 2021
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- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 8, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
Afterlife wants desperately to summon the spirit of watching the first movie back in 1984. It winds up ghoulish in the wrong way.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 9, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie is too vividly realized to be boring, but it spends a lot of time scrambling out of the gap between pulpy fun and serious allegory. It’s also hobbled by the fact that it’s very much, as the opening credits say, Part 1; no real resolution is offered by the end of its 155 minutes. It’s just half a movie.- Consequence
- Posted Oct 7, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
This intimate, four-character film has its own quiet rhythms, compatible with yet distinct from any perceived A24 house style. It’s a hybrid of unnerving, dread-based horror and genuine domestic drama. Are they naturally so different, anyway?- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 4, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
Even if C’mon C’mon occasionally feels like navel-gazing, it’s too open-hearted and generous of spirit to miss.- Consequence
- Posted Oct 4, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
Campion’s take on the Western is an elegant, sometimes unnerving accomplishment.- Consequence
- Posted Oct 1, 2021
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