Jesse Hassenger
Select another critic »For 802 reviews, this critic has graded:
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53% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.5 points lower than other critics.
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Jesse Hassenger's Scores
- Movies
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| Average review score: | 59 | |
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| Highest review score: | American Honey | |
| Lowest review score: | Asking for It | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 363 out of 802
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Mixed: 370 out of 802
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Negative: 69 out of 802
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- Jesse Hassenger
Thunderbolts* is the first Marvel movie in a couple of years to make a good-faith effort to live in its characters’ heads, rather than just their Wiki pages.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 29, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
This intimate, four-character film has its own quiet rhythms, compatible with yet distinct from any perceived A24 house style. It’s a hybrid of unnerving, dread-based horror and genuine domestic drama. Are they naturally so different, anyway?- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 4, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
Primate makes a characteristically concise case for Roberts as a genre stylist to keep watching.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 8, 2026
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- Jesse Hassenger
By displacing some familiar gang-movie dynamics into an environment less often glimpsed on film, Abbasi stays true to the offbeat heart of his influences. The strength of his work here indicates an even more distinct voice might yet emerge.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 11, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s exactly the sort of oddball trifle, like Hudson Hawk, that tends to attract the ire of baffled audiences and grumpy critics. It’s also the sort of oddball trifle that, like Hudson Hawk, will put certain aficionados of silliness in a pretty good mood.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 23, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
On either end of Harvey’s adventure, Captains Courageous goes on a bit too long; the circumstances of his boarding-school transgressions are needlessly overcomplicated, and the emotional denouement is less than concise. But the seafaring section that makes up the majority of the film is well-crafted and gives way to surprising emotion.- The A.V. Club
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- Jesse Hassenger
Yet none of this stuff, largely but not exclusively confined to a rote opening 30 minutes or so, works as well as the seemingly lower-stakes but far more evocatively handled saga of John Wick’s dog.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 4, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
While it’s more technically elaborate treatment than the characters have ever received, it’s also gentler and more eye-pleasing than any of Blue Sky’s other features. It‘s also a neat extension of Schulz’s style—though, granted, no one needs to see Pig-Pen’s permanent cloud of filth rendered more vividly.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 4, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Even when it’s slowing down, Fight shows beguiling confidence in both its filmmaking and its characters—enough to make its smallest romantic moments feel significant.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 20, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Fun as it is, Elio just goes for the montage, eager to speak a universal language.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 17, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
There are times when the slight, small Sparrows Dance pushes too hard, both visually and narratively: a blinking red light outside Ireland’s window provides overly fussy on-off lighting during two long scenes, and the movie’s flairs of serious conflict are less deft than its offhand moments of connection. There are enough of said moments, though, to sustain its sweetly hesitant romance.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 21, 2013
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- Jesse Hassenger
The smoothness of the movie’s individual sequences bumps up against narrative raggedness, as Affleck labors to compress a sprawling, novel-ready narrative.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 27, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
As if to counteract the bummer of watching a raucous comedy on Netflix rather than in a theatrical setting, Bad Trip comes equipped with its own crowd energy—a collective faith that there’s no idiotic stunt that can’t be pulled back from the brink of disaster.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 31, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
After The Hunt does eventually add up to something greater than its flood of but-what-about details.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 1, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s a star vehicle for Tatum and Dunst that can’t put all of its faith in the healing power of charisma and chemistry.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 9, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Spy, similarly, doesn’t exactly send up James Bond or Jason Bourne espionage thrillers, but it places McCarthy in the middle of the action while subverting the traditionally male domination of that arena.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 3, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Blitz often feels like a pitched battle between the conventions of big-canvas war recreation and McQueen’s attempt to evoke the stranger, less obviously narrative-driven chaos that happens when the battlefield descends on a major urban center from the sky.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 16, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
If you’re looking for two hours of not-quite-escape, the solipsism of Locked Down has real charm and entertainment value, not least in its willingness to be a movie about adults — and for adults. If the specter of a global pandemic haunts the material more than it enriches, well, it’s not alone, is it?- Consequence
- Posted Jan 13, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
Smigel may not want to take up permanent residence in the Happy Madison offices, but he raises his old friend’s game considerably.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 27, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
Without an emotional core, a stronger sociological angle, or many visceral thrills, Black Mass more or less limits itself to procedural status. Within those aims, it’s a pretty good one, absorbing and well-made.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 16, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Plus One isn’t much more than consistently amusing and sweetly romantic, but in the right hands, those qualities can still feel like a lot.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 11, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
As much as some of the imagery feels like Raimi playing the hits, Send Help also suggests a later-career shift for the filmmaker, one where his comic-book throwbacks run into (or over?) contemporary obstacles without losing their go-for-broke loopiness. It can get messy. Good for him.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 26, 2026
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- Jesse Hassenger
Setting aside more particular genre trappings, Mangold re-engineers one of his unfussy studio throwbacks into a supersized Dad Movie event.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 13, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s the first time McCarthy has made such prickly use of his talent for summoning audience sympathy, allowing Bill’s regrets about his parental shortcomings to resonate through his every decision.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 28, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
Plenty of crime capers end ruefully, but few feel this potently bittersweet.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 10, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
Todd Haynes obviously loves rock and roll, which makes it all the more impressive that he’s spent his career making movies about key figures in its history while avoiding the usual lionizing cliches.- Consequence
- Posted Oct 1, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
That the movie is “only” a silly romp makes it all the more charming to watch Boden and Fleck find a less mechanical, less programmatic way to have fun.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 2, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Even if this Into The Woods lacks the exhilaration of the best movie musicals, it does capture the show’s emotional intimacy—no small task in a field that favors razzle dazzle.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 22, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
Ultimately, Creed II feels a little muffled by its workmanlike touches, especially when it gets in the ring. Just as Rocky was too low-key and charming to spawn a fully worthy successor for several decades, Creed so elevates its franchise roots that even a pretty good sequel can’t land with the same impact. Then again, a 2018 movie called Creed II expanding on Rocky IV to become one of the better Rocky movies may be another minor miracle on its own.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 16, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
The Night Before isn’t Rogen’s funniest movie. Minute for minute, it doesn’t have as many laughs as "Superbad," "Neighbors," or "This Is The End," among others. But it does contain one of Rogen’s funniest performances, as Isaac navigates a very long and very bad drug trip, a responsibility-free Christmas gift from his wife.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 18, 2015
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