Jesse Hassenger
Select another critic »For 802 reviews, this critic has graded:
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53% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.5 points lower than other critics.
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Jesse Hassenger's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 59 | |
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| Highest review score: | American Honey | |
| Lowest review score: | Asking for It | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 363 out of 802
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Mixed: 370 out of 802
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Negative: 69 out of 802
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- Jesse Hassenger
Though Coppola may be singing a familiar song, it rings with clarity and purpose, and unlike most biopics, it does not outstay its welcome.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Oct 27, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Despite a few nasty bits of violence, Cat’s Eye almost plays like an intro to King for younger viewers ready for some shocks but not yet prepared for full-on nightmares.- The A.V. Club
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- Jesse Hassenger
In pure plot mechanics and interpersonal dynamics, Splitsville resembles any number of Woody Allen movies, double-hinged on the capriciousness and endurance of love.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Aug 21, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Kandhari’s film emerges as an off-kilter treatise on identity, and what cultural, social, and physiological elements can shape it, even well into adulthood.- Paste Magazine
- Posted May 16, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
As with the first film, the look of 28 Years Later is key to its effectiveness.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 18, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Wilde’s film gets a lot of comic mileage from its lead actors’ ability to create a funny, believable relationship. Feldstein and Dever are both terrific in it.- The Verge
- Posted May 23, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
Fincher’s movie about movies seems to be about attempting to work within a system that’s encompassing enough to impose itself on fantasies and reality alike.- Polygon
- Posted Dec 17, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s a movie that sometimes feels obsessed with music, and sometimes feels like an old man flipping back to his preferred, familiar playlist.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Aug 13, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
But even for a highly satisfied 30-year fan of Mission: Impossible as a Hollywood institution, this adventure is a little exhausting, and leaves Cruise looking ready to move on to the next world, even if he refuses to admit as much on screen. He’s a great actor and peerless movie star. Maybe it’s time to find another mask to put back on.- Paste Magazine
- Posted May 14, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Alpha is more of a horror-inflected drama than an outright genre piece, which allowed plenty of critics to fixate, not unfairly, on its failings as an AIDS metaphor. Yet the movie has resonance beyond simply recalling the years of its creator’s youth.- Polygon
- Posted Mar 31, 2026
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- Jesse Hassenger
Zootopia 2 feels like it came out as the filmmakers intended, even if they set their own expectations at medium instead of high.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Nov 26, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
A lot of movies attempt to replicate the experience of a dream; this one situates itself right on the edge, whether ecstatic or delirious or stricken, of waking up.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Oct 2, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie is both a daring and empathetic deconstruction of Monroe iconography anchored by a beautiful performance from de Armas, as well as a miserabilist wallow in exploitation. Like its fictionalized subject, the lines between the two are sad, blurry and spellbinding.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Sep 16, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
Cop-supremacy pulp may be hard to revive with a straight face; the laugh-a-minute spoof, though, is momentarily and gloriously back.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jul 30, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Hamaguchi’s film – and the performance style of Omika, a Hamaguchi crew member moving into acting here – is too controlled to produce an anguished tragedy out of this material, but it’s too unsparing to offer an easy exit.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Oct 5, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
The many great scenes in Janet Planet underscore the frustrations of its few bad ones: Even an emotionally tumultuous childhood can be a lot more absorbing than the indulgences of the adult world.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Oct 10, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Kline’s movie works best when it blurs the lines between the people of a nerdy subculture and the style of their obsessions.- Polygon
- Posted Aug 26, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
Happy Death Day 2U pulls off a trick that isn’t especially easy for original movies, let alone direct sequels: it makes all the laborious world-building and storytelling effort feel like fun.- The Verge
- Posted Feb 14, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
Like a lot of memes, Ralph Breaks The Internet appears proud both of its clear place within a system and its ability to stand outside and poke fun at that system.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 14, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
Efron imbues his handsome-dope routine with such nuance that Teddy is not only funny but also touching in his sincere desire for brotherhood, in short supply postgraduation. What could have been simplistic self-parody becomes a genuinely, almost confusingly terrific performance.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 18, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
What makes The Princess so surprisingly fun is its commitment to a hooky premise.- Consequence
- Posted Jul 1, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
If The Lego Movie was a delightful tribute to the multifaceted experiences of playing with Legos, this movie is like one of the licensed sets that inspired it: Less essential, more market-driven, and still irresistible for certain kids, fans, and nerds.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 7, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
This is an uncharacteristically unsubtle work from Lee — yet in the end, it’s not ineffective.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 9, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
While there’s plenty of familiarity in Pixar’s small-scale animated romp Hoppers, there’s also a smart, unruly variation at its center.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 2, 2026
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- Jesse Hassenger
Some jokes may dissipate quickly, but its unusual warmth lingers in the air like a friendly ghost.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 2, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
The lack of dialogue makes Shaun The Sheep easy for younger children all over the world to understand, and the film is undeniably intended for that demographic.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 5, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
American Made has such style and energy that its hasty patchwork of a narrative becomes a kind of charm unto itself, even when it means losing track of talented actors.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 28, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
While The Man From U.N.C.L.E. probably isn’t any less of a caricature of its period than "Sherlock Holmes," it carries its fakeness with more snap in its step. The imaginary intrigue it generates is fleeting, but often beautiful.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 12, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Here Scafaria makes nice use of her widescreen frame, and cuts the movie together crisply—a lot of the jokes actually come from the cuts, and the way they punctuate the often pitch-perfect dialogue.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 20, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Rogen and Goldberg start with spoofery and work their way into something bolder and stranger; it’s as if playing in the Pixar sandbox, or a reasonable approximation thereof, can’t help but inspire creativity.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 10, 2016
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