Jesse Hassenger
Select another critic »For 802 reviews, this critic has graded:
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53% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.5 points lower than other critics.
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Jesse Hassenger's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 59 | |
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| Highest review score: | American Honey | |
| Lowest review score: | Asking for It | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 363 out of 802
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Mixed: 370 out of 802
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Negative: 69 out of 802
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- Jesse Hassenger
The comedy Blockers, which is not written, produced, or directed by Apatow but feels descended from some of his work, sets for itself a more ambitious challenge, daring itself to give each member of its ensemble a coming-of-age arc, and to pull off two different high-concept comedies at once in the process.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 3, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
Reijn and DeLappe don’t seem interested in preying on real fears so much as laughingly confirming any suspicions that yes, your friends secretly talk smack about you. Bodies Bodies Bodies is a fun ride through those well-founded anxieties, but as the end credits roll, some viewers may still be waiting for more of a punch — or a better punchline.- Polygon
- Posted Aug 3, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
Moore and Jenkins are obviously aiming higher than a self-aware noir pastiche, or at least something off to the side of one. Yet those elements of the movie are a lot more enjoyable than sort-of-dream sequences featuring yet another guy in clown makeup.- Polygon
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- Jesse Hassenger
Even if this Into The Woods lacks the exhilaration of the best movie musicals, it does capture the show’s emotional intimacy—no small task in a field that favors razzle dazzle.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 22, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
In another self-reflexive move, Far From Home transfers the real dilemma back to the filmmakers: The character comedy is great fun, and the action spectacle often feels like their responsible burden.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 27, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
There are times when the slight, small Sparrows Dance pushes too hard, both visually and narratively: a blinking red light outside Ireland’s window provides overly fussy on-off lighting during two long scenes, and the movie’s flairs of serious conflict are less deft than its offhand moments of connection. There are enough of said moments, though, to sustain its sweetly hesitant romance.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 21, 2013
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- Jesse Hassenger
By the end, what seemed like a lovely rumination starts to sound more like poetry refashioned as prose.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 11, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
With its crisply likable leads mixing it up with pleasingly chewy gangster stereotypes, it has the consistency of a good candy bar.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Mar 21, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
By displacing some familiar gang-movie dynamics into an environment less often glimpsed on film, Abbasi stays true to the offbeat heart of his influences. The strength of his work here indicates an even more distinct voice might yet emerge.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 11, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
Stewart and Erskine, on the other hand, are doing work so lived-in, so much more shaded than the nagging wife/girlfriend figures that typically orbit male immaturity narratives, that it’s hard not to wish the movie were about them instead.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 18, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
This intimate, four-character film has its own quiet rhythms, compatible with yet distinct from any perceived A24 house style. It’s a hybrid of unnerving, dread-based horror and genuine domestic drama. Are they naturally so different, anyway?- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 4, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm is frequently funny and occasionally pointed, more than enough to recommend it as a comedy. It’s also another instance where doing things as they’ve always been done no longer feels like quite enough. The prejudices Baron Cohen exposes have become too fond of exposing themselves.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 22, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
Here Scafaria makes nice use of her widescreen frame, and cuts the movie together crisply—a lot of the jokes actually come from the cuts, and the way they punctuate the often pitch-perfect dialogue.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 20, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Thunderbolts* is the first Marvel movie in a couple of years to make a good-faith effort to live in its characters’ heads, rather than just their Wiki pages.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 29, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Without an emotional core, a stronger sociological angle, or many visceral thrills, Black Mass more or less limits itself to procedural status. Within those aims, it’s a pretty good one, absorbing and well-made.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 16, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Tran and Gladstone keep the movie watchable, mixing prickliness and warmth in a situation that’s more common than movies often acknowledge: a partnership where one person is far more invested in parenthood than another.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 17, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
If it’s no longer surprising that Sandler is a good, steady actor, it’s still fun to find out he can find new ways to play to the cheap seats.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 2, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
Beyond its best little moments, the movie is addressing a serious issue, and it feels awfully churlish to complain that its earnest depictions of soldiers in psychological pain isn’t novel enough, or that Koale’s performance is a little shakier than Teller’s, or that the movie doesn’t have much to say about the Iraq War in particular, or that it eventually tries to pass off a lack of resolution as an abbreviated happy ending. But these stumbling blocks do stack up, standing in the way of Hall’s best intentions.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 24, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
A movie like Fort Bliss seems designed to keep her (Monaghan) in fighting shape, in case bigger productions realize that she can do more than kiss a famous co-star.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 17, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
The overall structure of the movie is just race, break for argument, race, occasional montage, race some more; it gets a steady rhythm going but it’s not exactly white-knuckle suspense, either.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 27, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
It operates on its own little wavelength, rather than broadcasting itself loudly.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 3, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
Without much of a mystery to solve, this young Holmes comes across more like a junior-level Wonder Woman: intelligent and highly trained yet puzzled by this unfamiliar, unfair world of men.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 21, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
Come True has some bone-chilling passages, like an epic sleepwalking sequence that feels eerily untethered from reality. Yet some chunks of it feel informed by the sleep-study scenes that unfold by the sickly glow of monitors: too clinical for pure-horror scares while lacking in convincing science fiction specifics. True to form, this is an impressively dreamlike movie: half vivid, half inexplicable.- Polygon
- Posted Mar 12, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
Nyong’o, a prestige actress who moonlights as the world’s most expressive scream queen, does wonders with the nuances of Sam’s sorrow, the tug of war between acceptance and fighting for her life.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 27, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
The result is lingering and unsatisfying uncertainty over whether this is a standalone novelty, a multiversal course correction, or a genuine send-off. Even its satire feels micromanaged. Wade Wilson can still bounce back with ease, but even in its diminished state, superhero bullshit remains a formidable foe.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 23, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
The filmmakers and actors imbue the characters with remarkable depth of feeling.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 17, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
James Gunn’s real superpower is his ability to wear this comic-book nonsense lightly — to take it seriously within the world of the movie without feeling like he’s assigning homework.- Polygon
- Posted Jul 8, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Hit-and-miss horror auteur Alexandre Aja knows how to deliver lean, mean horror action. Crawl is far less tongue-in-cheek than his Piranha remake, but it doesn’t build to a fever pitch or deliver dynamite setpieces.- The Verge
- Posted Jul 23, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie gets livelier every time Stewart appears, as if on a contact high from her intoxication. Crimes of the Future needs those extra jolts of weirded-out star power. In spite of its arresting imagery, it’s sometimes more engaging to think about than to actually watch.- Polygon
- Posted Jun 2, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
Exploring the mechanics of this epochal event is a great idea, led by a memorable performance from Domingo, that somehow still manages to render the protest march as flat and lifeless as any obligatory TV-movie checklist.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Nov 8, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
It humbly presents the optional but delightful spectacle of watching John Woo have fun again.- The Guardian
- Posted Aug 23, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
Concrete Cowboy is visually engaging, and might appeal to younger teenagers (its R-rating is primarily for language). But anyone already familiar with the dynamics of summer-vacation character-building may find it unsatisfying—even unconvincing.- Consequence
- Posted Apr 2, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
What’s left is those two strong performances. Bateman is especially funny in the sequence that lands Baxter in the hospital, and Kidman never resorts to shallow-actress clichés when indicating how a life in different kinds of spotlights may have frayed at Annie’s nerves.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 27, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Christian Swegal’s film is most effective in its early, character-study moments, as it leaves the audience to discover that Jerry, for all of his confidence, has a worldview informed by absolute nonsense.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jul 9, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s a piercing portrayal of culturally specific nerd rage in Tomine’s comics; on film, it’s a little talky, and could’ve used more Ghost World-style moments of caricature, like that savaging of Crazy Rich Asians at the opening. But while Shortcomings doesn’t turn Ben into a misanthropic hero or excuse his often-terrible behavior, it does stick to the ethos he espouses early in the picture: This is a movie full of people who are flawed, and real.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jan 30, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
This is a fast-paced, likable, and silly romp arriving at a time where a horror movie’s memorability tends to correlate with its evocative doominess. Even when Freaky doesn’t live up to its full potential, there’s still something oddly satisfying about unmasking a slasher movie to reveal the ’80s comedy lurking underneath.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 9, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
The soul of the movie isn’t particularly in the human/creature relationship at its center, but in the stunning craftsmanship that surrounds (and in the creature’s case, creates) them.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 17, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
The series will doubtless continue on with Diesel, Rodriguez, Johnson, and the rest, but in the meantime, Furious 7 comes to the most conclusive and emotionally satisfying ending since, fittingly, the very first film.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 1, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
But even for a highly satisfied 30-year fan of Mission: Impossible as a Hollywood institution, this adventure is a little exhausting, and leaves Cruise looking ready to move on to the next world, even if he refuses to admit as much on screen. He’s a great actor and peerless movie star. Maybe it’s time to find another mask to put back on.- Paste Magazine
- Posted May 14, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s a bizarre and pointless spectacle, but not an unamusing one. Characters like Alexanya and Atari feel very much like try-outs for Saturday Night Live characters — not surprising, given that at least four of the cast members have worked on that show.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 10, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
In its fusion of Edwards’ craft with characters who aren’t thunderously stupid or unlikable, this is the best Jurassic movie in ages – in part because it works so comfortably as an ooh/ahh/run/scream monster movie.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 30, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
While it’s more technically elaborate treatment than the characters have ever received, it’s also gentler and more eye-pleasing than any of Blue Sky’s other features. It‘s also a neat extension of Schulz’s style—though, granted, no one needs to see Pig-Pen’s permanent cloud of filth rendered more vividly.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 4, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Smile 2 ultimately seems struck dumb by its own possibilities, and gets stuck franchising hopelessness.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Oct 16, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
Even the movie’s best moments – and much of Blink Twice is entertaining through those moments – have the uncomfortable feeling of satire designed from a moneyed remove.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Aug 27, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s hard to hear what All Is By My Side is saying about anything, given how many scenes feature vaguely druggy overlapping dialogue, part of a fussy sound design that’s paired with intentionally choppy editing.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 24, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
Honor Society never gets a handle on its comedic bona fides, but its faux-irreverent tone does allow for a satisfying con-style turn as Honor struggles to keep her new maybe-fake friends under her control.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Aug 1, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
Most of the movie’s star power has been harnessed without much obvious reason, right down to the movie’s seeming origins as a delivery system for the Elton John catalog.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 22, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
The Phenom is merely well-acted and well-made, rather than heart-stopping. There are worse fates for a sports movie, to be sure.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 21, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
By the end, the movie feels less like a canny reflection of true-crime fascination than a weak imitation of it — screen life, reduced to mere pixels.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jan 17, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Rogen and Goldberg start with spoofery and work their way into something bolder and stranger; it’s as if playing in the Pixar sandbox, or a reasonable approximation thereof, can’t help but inspire creativity.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 10, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
The third release from Studio Ponoc, a Japanese animation studio formed by former Studio Ghibli staffers, The Imaginary is a little twinklier and more straightforward than its Ghibli cousins, with some dreamscapes that look suspiciously Lisa Frank-y. But it has more legitimate imagination than the sweaty whimsy of IF.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jul 5, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
Director Declan Lowney does an admirable job making a confined film look cinematic without overblowing it into action-comedy mode.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 2, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
Ultimately, Creed II feels a little muffled by its workmanlike touches, especially when it gets in the ring. Just as Rocky was too low-key and charming to spawn a fully worthy successor for several decades, Creed so elevates its franchise roots that even a pretty good sequel can’t land with the same impact. Then again, a 2018 movie called Creed II expanding on Rocky IV to become one of the better Rocky movies may be another minor miracle on its own.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 16, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
Hancock is not the ideal fit for the queasy mix of fascination, sympathy, and discomfort that Siegel brought to movies like The Wrestler and Big Fan. The Founder is drier than either of those movies, which means it’s less funny but also has even less potential for sentiment.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 9, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Thematic muddles would matter less if Bumblebee delivered more as an action movie, but despite some neat car-chase complications, this series remains stubbornly averse to shaping its action barrages into satisfying set pieces.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 14, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
When Megan Leavey touches upon the treatment of post-traumatic stress disorder in both humans and animals, it looks capable of bringing something novel to the human-and-dog formula. Most of the time, it’s a rote biography of someone a dog really liked.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 7, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
This is a lot of plot for a movie that endeavors primarily to entertain children, though the excess is more likely to give adults a headache.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 21, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
In taking care to depict as much disappointment and frustration as heedless creative joy, the movie shunts some of Dandelion’s breakthroughs off-screen. It ends with a triumph that almost seems unaware of the degree to which Dandelion’s story hasn’t quite figured itself out.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jul 15, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s a star vehicle for Tatum and Dunst that can’t put all of its faith in the healing power of charisma and chemistry.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 9, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Even as it endeavors to ultimately subvert a few Archie Comics tropes and deepen a few of its initial teen-movie stereotypes, The Archies feels reluctant to instigate lasting change in its characters, like a TV series preparing for a long run. Here’s the thing, though: I’d happily spend another two and a half hours with The Archies, so long as it kept the music going.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Dec 7, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
What Hill hasn’t yet mastered, despite considerable skill as a first-time filmmaker, is how to impose a narrative more quietly, especially in finding the right ending. He also doesn’t seem to fully trust his sense of humor.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 15, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
This breezy approach has its limits; Marshall isn’t so different from a well-made TV movie. But it plays well on the big screen anyway, and there’s some relevance in the way it depicts competing forms of bigotry—racism alongside anti-Semitism and expectations about female sexuality.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 14, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
The idea that movies can easily lose 10 or 15 minutes of running time to curry favor with impatient audiences is often patently absurd, yet nearly every single scene in Scare Me feels some degree of overlong.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 29, 2020
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- Paste Magazine
- Posted Sep 19, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Most of the movie is colorfully antic; another fearsome villain is a dead fish voiced by Ricky Gervais (too easy), and at one point a bunch of buildings come to life and rampage like meta-kaiju. There is, however, surprisingly psychological depth afforded to Petey’s clone, Li’l Petey (Lucas Hopkins).- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jan 29, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie falls short of delivering a memorable experience of its own. Outside of confirming its stars’ presence, A United Kingdom is more valuable as history than filmmaking.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 8, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
Ultimately, Wood doesn’t have much time to treat the romance between Leah and Blue with any more depth than the characters. It’s a shame. Her final shot would have real power in a richer, more perceptive film.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 31, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Dora And The Lost City Of Gold, like that Nancy Drew movie, isn’t really for teenagers, any more than High School Musical is; it’s for tweenage-and-younger kids who look toward the high-school horizon with a combination of aspirational awe and chilling fear.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 5, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
American Made has such style and energy that its hasty patchwork of a narrative becomes a kind of charm unto itself, even when it means losing track of talented actors.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 28, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie isn’t easy to dismiss. Its awkward comedy is often funny, and its shadowy mystery is compelling, because Abilene’s death does become more of an enigma to Ben as he learns more about her. Performers as eclectic as Holbrook, J. Smith-Cameron, Isabella Amara, and Ashton Kutcher all do their best to bring these potentially elusive characters to life.- Polygon
- Posted Jul 28, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
Paul Feig has always seemed a little uncomfortable with exploitation, but he makes some progress with this thriller.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 16, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Tobolowsky, anagrams, blind driving, a jazzy but tense James Horner score—this movie has everything, and it’s all deceptively well engineered.- The A.V. Club
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s remarkable, then, how well Caught Stealing holds together as entertainment; as much as Aronofsky seems incapable of the modulation needed to make a crime caper, he’s also a big part of why this particular variation works anyway.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 27, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
While this movie version of Fischer does indeed suffer from mental health issues that make it difficult for him to form functional human relationships, one of the film’s strongest, most potentially surprising pleasures is the sight of Maguire playing both with and against his usual type.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 16, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Above all else, this movie is so well-cast that the laugh line makes perfect sense coming from Black.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 10, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
SpongeBob fans of all ages will find plenty to like about Sponge On the Run: It’s funny, well-animated, and high-spirited. But it’s ultimately more of a franchise play than a creative endeavor.- Consequence
- Posted Mar 2, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
Underneath the expressive voice work, songs, in-jokes, and nonsense cameos, there is some thematic resonance to Lego Movie 2, not fully tapped.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 26, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
In a movie that often observes male dysfunction with some ironic distance, Eisenberg brings the satire closer to the bone.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 8, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
Drop is ultimately a nice movie about an abuse survivor being terrorized by seemingly omniscient forces, loaded with moments that don’t really hold up to scrutiny and well-sold by Fahy’s performance.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Apr 10, 2025
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