Jesse Hassenger
Select another critic »For 802 reviews, this critic has graded:
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53% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.5 points lower than other critics.
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Jesse Hassenger's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 59 | |
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| Highest review score: | American Honey | |
| Lowest review score: | Asking for It | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 363 out of 802
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Mixed: 370 out of 802
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Negative: 69 out of 802
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- Jesse Hassenger
The Lucy-Desi material that should be at the heart of the story never really pays off, as if it’s wandered off and found another, secret movie to inhabit.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 7, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
The performers do sell a lot of this material. Bell is especially funny as a cheery, lonely mom whose litany of childcare responsibilities has cut her off from the rest of the world.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 27, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
For a touch-and-go exercise in hoping the audience will fill in not just the narrative blanks but the emotional ones, there’s We Live in Time.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Oct 11, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
Fuze doesn’t fly off the rails at its midpoint. It keeps moving forward at a steady clip. By its final stretch, however, the effort to sustain itself becomes more visible, and less quietly confident.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 22, 2026
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- Jesse Hassenger
The wistful feelings it generates about a world allowed to keep moving coexist alongside an uneasy evocation of brain fog, an easy stand-in for either a zombified endemic state or a specific long-COVID symptom—take your pick. Whatever the original motivation, Leon appears to sense, after a couple of sweet slice-of-life capers, that you can’t keep walking and talking forever.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 11, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
The heroes are noble but believable, the villains appropriately loathsome, and the violent clashes, particularly a turning-point castle infiltration, are exciting without indulging in a Gibson-style wallow in torture and gore. But the moments of offbeat personality that animate Mackenzie’s best work are fewer and farther between.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 20, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
As in a lot of good sci-fi, the movie is set in a particular world, but driven by the characters that inhabit it.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 25, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
It turns out that Sing’s myriad irritations are a lot more eclectic than its long, long playlist of pop hits.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 19, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Springsteen’s earnestness makes him seem like a nicer, more open-hearted sort than Dylan in A Complete Unknown. It also makes for a less prickly character in a less entertaining movie.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Sep 30, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Josh Hartnett does a fine job in Fight or Flight’s intensely physical, one-versus-100 lead role, but the movie doesn’t have much to offer beyond 15 minutes of inventive action and 80 minutes of aggressive mediocrity.- IGN
- Posted May 8, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
In other words, 12 years have elapsed since the last Bridget Jones movie. A skinnier, more put-together Bridget isn’t necessarily a more interesting character; she’s a little more "Sex And The City" this time out, however incrementally.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 14, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
As much as the movie sidesteps biographical conventions with its narrow frame and playful tone, it can’t avoid a separate cliché that plagues this sort of material: Elvis & Nixon is basically a diverting TV movie given a theatrical release.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 20, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
This makes The Final Girls an odd concoction: a semi-crude and not especially scary horror-comedy with some real emotional depth.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 7, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Only in fits and starts does Together capture the electricity of live performance.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 24, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s telling that The Forgiven has the shape of a long, dark night of the soul, while actually taking place over several days.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jul 5, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
If anything, Demons Strike Back is an even zanier and more kid-friendly affair than the Chow original. Yet without Chow’s unique strain of silliness, it also feels louder and more antic while covering less ground.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 3, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
Ana may be attempting to climb the class ladder, but the movie moves between classes with a freedom that feels weakly imagined.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Feb 13, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
Yet none of this stuff, largely but not exclusively confined to a rote opening 30 minutes or so, works as well as the seemingly lower-stakes but far more evocatively handled saga of John Wick’s dog.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 4, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Primate makes a characteristically concise case for Roberts as a genre stylist to keep watching.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 8, 2026
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- Jesse Hassenger
Much of The Roses languishes in second gear, with glints of amusement (Colman doing an Ian McKellan impression; the Englishness of punctuating or preceding insults with “darling”) that only accumulate in a way that makes the movie feel a little safe, compared to the genuine rancor and bitterness of the earlier film.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Aug 28, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Novocaine starts with a premise that is Crank-like in its absurdity, deepens it with feeling, and then rams full speed ahead through a litany of stupidities.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Mar 12, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
This is a movie that seems utterly convinced that it’s saying something profound, but proves difficult to actually parse.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 6, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
That’s the true power of Affleck and Bernthal’s collective charm offensive: They can make a junky story about a computer-brained savior of human-trafficking victims resemble a whimsical hangout session.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Apr 23, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie’s deference to Diesel’s whims, sincerity, and ego all at once is part of its charm—though perhaps a smaller share of it here than in the past.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 25, 2021
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- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 18, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
That the movie is “only” a silly romp makes it all the more charming to watch Boden and Fleck find a less mechanical, less programmatic way to have fun.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 2, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
After noble and varied entries like "Jack Reacher," "Hell Or High Water," and "The Old Man & The Gun," The Highwaymen is a crucial reminder that good Dad Movies aren’t as easy to make as they look.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 26, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
Rogen’s comedies have often layered broad laughs with humanity and thematic ambition. Here, like Herschel and Ben, they aren’t especially convincing sharing the frame.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 3, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
Efron imbues his handsome-dope routine with such nuance that Teddy is not only funny but also touching in his sincere desire for brotherhood, in short supply postgraduation. What could have been simplistic self-parody becomes a genuinely, almost confusingly terrific performance.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 18, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
In some ways, The Mule represents a late-period version of classic Eastwood, in that it’s even pokier and more workmanlike than his best work, and sometimes downright strange.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 12, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
In The Oath, his first feature as a writer-director, comic actor Ike Barinholtz zeroes in on an approach somewhere between caustic stage comedy and "The Purge." The movie isn’t always up to the delicacy of that ambitious balancing act, but even the attempt is engaging.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Oct 9, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
Gradually, Midnight Sky becomes a nailbiter—not over the fate of the Earth or the astronauts so much as whether its two storylines will coalesce into something more meaningful. Somewhat surprisingly, they do (though others’ mileage may vary even more than usual).- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 9, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
The complexities of those people are diluted in a movie that’s not quite a functional ensemble but not intimate enough to qualify as a character study.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 3, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
Though little about the technical skill of Sgt. Stubby: An American Hero brings to mind Spielberg, it’s hard not to think of "War Horse."- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 10, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
The characters’ overall niceness makes the movie pleasant in the moment—and easy to shrug off as a fantasy.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 26, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
Eden winds up yoking Howard’s more domesticated movies with his thwarted-adventure narratives. The suspense lies in whether certain characters will figure out whether they’re on a bold, one-off exploration or the cusp of a sustainable new life—and whether humanity on the whole is any good at telling them apart.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 21, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
The Next Level thinks the milk-bland personalities of its central teenagers and a couple of cranky old people count as a rooting interest to ground the hijinks. Black, Hart, and Awkwafina could be a comedy dream team; instead, they’re stuck hustling around a bunch of video game battles.- The Verge
- Posted Dec 19, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
As charming as the early scenes are, The Finest Hours doesn’t really come together as a love story, either, and Affleck’s scenes on the tanker are too abbreviated to really sink in as great survival drama.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jan 27, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
The Night Before isn’t Rogen’s funniest movie. Minute for minute, it doesn’t have as many laughs as "Superbad," "Neighbors," or "This Is The End," among others. But it does contain one of Rogen’s funniest performances, as Isaac navigates a very long and very bad drug trip, a responsibility-free Christmas gift from his wife.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 18, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s minor, clever, and essential in the specialized field of Gemma Arterton studies.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 27, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
The intimate highlights are too few and far between in this distended adaptation.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 18, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Anyone suffering from severe summer-movie withdrawal might want to seek this one out, so long as they prepare themselves for a familiar summer sensation. The film pops, then fizzes and fades: It’s a firecracker of a movie, for better and worse.- Polygon
- Posted Sep 9, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
Despite or maybe because of its unusual, constant-reset rhythms, large swaths of the movie actually work. It helps that Derrickson has two genuine stars on his side in the form of Teller and Taylor-Joy who both, lacking an infrastructure for proper romantic comedies, channel that energy into an unusually convincing version of a romance that would normally be obligatory at best.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Feb 13, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Beyond a handful of vaguely contemporary references – podcasts; crypto; Stormy Daniels – there’s little sense of the present in Spinal Tap II, not even of the band being particularly out of touch with it. It’s been four decades since the first film! Shouldn’t their resentments be pettier, their epic reconvening more desperate?- Paste Magazine
- Posted Sep 11, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Without having seen the two-film version, it’s unclear whether the gender-segregated points of view would enhance that emotional intensity or create more redundancy in an already thin narrative. In this form, The Disappearance Of Eleanor Rigby tows the line between just enough and a bit too much.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 10, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
If this all sounds more than a little familiar, it’s probably because similar material about young-ish women growing up and maybe apart has been staged recently and on a variety of scales, from the scrappy intimacy of "Frances Ha" to the broader comedy of "Bridesmaids." Life Partners isn’t as ebullient as the former or laugh-out-loud funny as the latter, but it maintains a sharp specificity about both of its lead characters’ lives.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 3, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
A movie like this doesn’t require 30 Rock’s joke density or silly streak, but it’s surprising that Fey and Carlock’s satirical eyes aren’t a little more alert.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 2, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Director Susanna White, on only her second feature, jazzes up the proceedings to match the skill of actors like McGregor, Harris, and Skarsgård. Most notable is her smart use of cinematographer Anthony Dod Mantle.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 29, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Arcadian is an effective creature-feature B-movie that gets the job done in under 90 minutes.- IGN
- Posted Apr 15, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
If Extraction 2 isn’t necessarily smarter than its predecessor, maybe it’s somewhat less stupid. Its self-conscious action craft puts a little bit of brain behind all that performative brawn.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 15, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Happy Death Day 2U pulls off a trick that isn’t especially easy for original movies, let alone direct sequels: it makes all the laborious world-building and storytelling effort feel like fun.- The Verge
- Posted Feb 14, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
What Jan Komasa’s film gets right is how so much right-wing radicalization, especially in upper classes, stems from status-based grievances.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Oct 30, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
If Hell of a Summer is supposed to spoof the horror movies it resembles, it never settles on a satirical point of view from which to approach them. If it’s supposed to actually imitate them, well, even worse; the original Friday the 13th is no classic, but it’s got a damn sight more atmosphere than this.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Apr 2, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Wrath is also fun, after a fashion, only with the grim undercurrent of a movie more interested in generating violence than truly motivating it. This is especially true in the second half, when Ritchie offers solutions to a mystery that never really had any viable suspects.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 6, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
Apart from some stray moments of youthful exuberance, the film version of 13 has been scrubbed as clean as any high school musical, so that it resembles any number of sitcomy streaming programming—erasing the very novelty that made it sing on stage.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Aug 12, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
Good intentions or not, it’s a little bit chilling, this fantasy world where “thoughts and prayers” really, truly are the best anyone can offer.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 15, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
Can 20 minutes or so of brutally inventive action really prop up a whole movie? In this case, yes. Havoc doesn’t reach the mayhem-as-characterization heights of John Wick or the Asian films that clearly inspire Evans, but it does turn its gnarly spectacle into a kind of absurd redemption for the flatness of its characters.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 24, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Jenkins brings a little more color and variety to the proceedings, and even a smidgen of royal-family bitchiness in the early dynamics of Mufasa’s adopted family – though the lion who would be Scar, through no fault of Harrison’s, doesn’t exactly give us access to the fullness of his emotional journey.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Dec 17, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
Antebi sets his own tone and masters it. The movie has the rush and the desperation of a fresh start.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Feb 23, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Alpha is more of a horror-inflected drama than an outright genre piece, which allowed plenty of critics to fixate, not unfairly, on its failings as an AIDS metaphor. Yet the movie has resonance beyond simply recalling the years of its creator’s youth.- Polygon
- Posted Mar 31, 2026
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- Jesse Hassenger
Given the sweetly dull-witted relationship at its center, Adrift threatens to bog itself down with the endless intercutting back and forth in time. But the movie has a little more up its sleeves, narratively speaking, than first appears, and Kormákur converges the two timelines effectively.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 31, 2018
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- Jesse Hassenger
Ironweed asks a lot with its 140-plus minutes of low-key suffering. It feels long, in part because not a lot happens from a plot perspective. Still, its strongest moments linger.- The A.V. Club
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- Jesse Hassenger
The series may actually be subject to a bizarre formula: The looser and more disparate the parts of a Sonic movie are, the better the whole somehow holds together. At least that would explain why Sonic the Hedgehog 3 is, improbably, the best of the lot so far.- Polygon
- Posted Dec 18, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
It is remarkable that his three-hour Wandering Earth prequel is simultaneously stranger and more emotionally grounded than the earlier film. Yet even at this length, even with eye-popping moments and believable characters, some crucial humanity feels missing.- Polygon
- Posted Jan 21, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
The rest of Race has other moments of engagement in a slickly produced and watchable package. But ultimately, it offers history told as a series of passing anecdotes.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 18, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Nightbitch has an ample supply of sharp observations, but it retracts its claws too soon and too easily.- Polygon
- Posted Dec 9, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
The result is lingering and unsatisfying uncertainty over whether this is a standalone novelty, a multiversal course correction, or a genuine send-off. Even its satire feels micromanaged. Wade Wilson can still bounce back with ease, but even in its diminished state, superhero bullshit remains a formidable foe.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 23, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
This is a lot of plot for a movie that endeavors primarily to entertain children, though the excess is more likely to give adults a headache.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 21, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Though their conflicts eventually lead to horror-movie violence, the cruelest fate, the movie implies, may be a professional life consigned to malls, overpriced novelty coffee drinks, and other commercial/cultural remnants of a millennial youth.- Polygon
- Posted Apr 10, 2026
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- Jesse Hassenger
While The Man From U.N.C.L.E. probably isn’t any less of a caricature of its period than "Sherlock Holmes," it carries its fakeness with more snap in its step. The imaginary intrigue it generates is fleeting, but often beautiful.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 12, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Minions has idiosyncratic roots, but it’s a franchise play all the way. Finally, even 5-year-olds have their own movie that mechanically cashes in on something they loved when they were younger.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 8, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Early on, Steadman talks about his humor needing to have a “slightly maniacal” edge. For No Good Reason has no such thing; it’s gently informative and amusing the whole way through.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 24, 2014
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- Jesse Hassenger
In a trim 88 minutes, it manages to make Poots and Shannon an intriguing duo, then lets them revert to odd mismatch. It may be worth watching, though, for anyone who’s ever wanted to see Shannon attempt to burn holes in Justin Long with his eyes.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 6, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
What this one offers in abundance is facts about golf in its early days. How the movie escaped a Father’s Day release in the U.S. is a mystery.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 12, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
With eleven different characters to serve—not counting several animal sidekicks—A New Age has a lot going on in terms of plot and action, with a litany of new alliances, betrayals, and team-ups. But the sequel is not as visually sophisticated as its predecessor.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 23, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
If Senior Year had been willing to further develop its affectionate social satire, it might have been a surprise 2020s classic of the teen-movie genre. Instead, it’s dead set on proving it has heart, too, and in the process becomes as thirsty for likes as any teenager’s Insta.- Paste Magazine
- Posted May 13, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
At times, the movie feels like it’s having fun in spite of itself. So it’s perfect, in a way, that Edgar Allan Poe keeps turning up to jolt his own story back to life.- Polygon
- Posted Jan 6, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
[Wright] continues to prove more adept at tightly weaving his thematic concerns into genre-friendly comedy. Making a muscular, fun-enough adaptation of The Running Man is at once beneath him and beyond him.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 11, 2025
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- Jesse Hassenger
Smith’s Omalu makes a compelling character, supported by his mentor Cyril Wecht (Albert Brooks) and former team doctor Julian Bailes (Alec Baldwin). But Concussion doesn’t crackle like the best whistleblower dramas.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 16, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
For Ritchie, though, the stolidness is an experiment and, in The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare at least, a reasonably effective one.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Apr 16, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
Whatever its faults, this is a nice movie, a crowdpleaser best experienced with an appreciative audience.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 9, 2016
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- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 8, 2021
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- Jesse Hassenger
The movie’s lack of a clearly defined villain might alienate some genre fans; so might the lack of an easily trackable metaphor. Others will find it a relief. Never Let Go is a horror movie more interested in what it can evoke than what it can state or even imply.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Sep 17, 2024
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- Jesse Hassenger
Foster, a novice at suspenseful filmmaking, doesn’t seem to know which screws to tighten or if screws even need tightening at all.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 12, 2016
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- Jesse Hassenger
Yesterday, Boyle’s new Beatles-centric dramedy, comes closer than he’s ever dared before — which makes this likable, hummable movie particularly disappointing when it fails to ignite the pop fireworks of his best work.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jun 24, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
Ambulance tightens the story’s frequent ridiculousness into genuine tension; it’s just retro enough to feel like an old-fashioned thriller done up with some newfangled tech that doesn’t choke the images with overly obvious CG.- Consequence
- Posted Apr 6, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
It’s a watchably low-key family adventure, but that’s a low bar to clear for Nancy Drew, so well-suited to function as a gateway text—to Sherlock Holmes, Veronica Mars, Philip Marlowe, Brick, House, Encyclopedia Brown fanfic... almost anything involving advanced noticing.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 12, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
By the end of this movie, its inventive genre cross-breeding feels as worn-out as any other.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 3, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
The cross-cutting duet it builds to, with two people singing the same song separated by hundreds of miles, is a nice musical moment, but just that: a moment. Ideally, even a low-key romantic drama should have more than one.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 3, 2015
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- Jesse Hassenger
Violent Night isn’t a great action movie, or even a very good one, but George Costanza’s old assessment of Home Alone rings true: “The old man got to me!”- Paste Magazine
- Posted Nov 30, 2022
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- Jesse Hassenger
You can feel The Flash wishing it could steal a glimpse into the audience and revise itself on the fly accordingly; no wonder early screenings apparently hedged on an ending until the last possible minute.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jun 6, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
At times, Double Tap does recapture the original film’s tossed-off delights. It’s been revived with so many of the original actors and filmmakers for that express purpose. But this particular sequel suggests that in another 10 years, there won’t be much left to reanimate.- The Verge
- Posted Oct 17, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
The Current War employs actors capable of their own eccentric stylizations, and gives them very little leeway to make the material their own. Gomez-Rejon keeps snatching it back with every offbeat composition idea he can muster.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 14, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
The Lego Ninjago movie isn’t any worse than any number of professionally made but unexciting cartoons aimed at kids, and sometimes a gag will pop through with the same high-energy surprise that powered so much of The Lego Movie.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Sep 20, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
On stage, the contrivances might seem less glaring (although the songs truly are terrible). As a movie, The Prom is all-star, feel-good, zazzy nonsense. Long after Murphy’s film drops its cutesy cynicism, it still manages to accidentally produce a damning indictment of Broadway phoniness.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Dec 1, 2020
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- Jesse Hassenger
Actual kids will probably enjoy The Secret Life Of Pets 2, just as they probably enjoy whatever mini-movies Illumination churns out to supplement its hyper-successful home-entertainment releases. But they might also start to sense just how mini this sequel feels, and start fidgeting after 15 or 20 minutes.- The A.V. Club
- Posted May 28, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
The lessons are sweet, the kid actors are cute, and the kid audience will probably enjoy it accordingly. Whether it sticks in their memory for 20 years or even a few months, though, is another question entirely.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Sep 22, 2023
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- Jesse Hassenger
Instead of deepening his material, Condon has made an unsuccessful fling of a movie: fun for a while, but trying to get as far as it can by leaving crucial material off of its profile.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Nov 13, 2019
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- Jesse Hassenger
The quartet of actors lends Song To Song somewhat more focus, but it still finds ways to sprawl.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Mar 16, 2017
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- Jesse Hassenger
If you want to make a slasher-level action-mayhem movie, make the damn movie; don’t pretend your excuses for ultraviolence come from a humanist core. Mayhem! yearns to be taken seriously in all the wrong places.- Paste Magazine
- Posted Jan 3, 2024
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