Christy Lemire

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For 511 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 47% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.2 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Christy Lemire's Scores

  • Movies
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Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 Poor Things
Lowest review score: 0 Cosmic Sin
Score distribution:
511 movie reviews
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Christy Lemire
    A well-cast, well-made, well-acted drama that you will probably forget about soon after you’ve seen it.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    All of it is done capably but without much panache; worst of all, the boxing sequences feel rudimentary, lacking both artistry and savagery.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Christy Lemire
    What Skin optimistically suggests is that if someone so deeply entrenched in hatred can turn his life around, maybe there is indeed hope for others. It’s a nice idea.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    A drama that’s tastefully restrained to a fault in a particularly British manner.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Like a novice juggler struggling to master some complicated tricks, The One and Only Ivan tries to encompass several different stories, themes, and ideas while appealing to adults and very young kids at the same time. It’s a tough feat to pull off — an uneasy mix of lofty notions about freedom and dog fart jokes — which the film only sporadically succeeds in achieving.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Despite the dazzling, sun-soaked scenery, the long nights of partying and the sight of these attractive actors stripping themselves bare—physically and emotionally—for their roles, the harsh truth of Monday, and its accompanying hangover, comes all too soon for us.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Christy Lemire
    Wicked: For Good really sings where it counts: with the emotional ache of the fractured friendship at the story’s core.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Christy Lemire
    While Dosch’s work is ever-changing but always accessible, Polunin never comes close to matching her acting ability, which ultimately leaves “Simple Passion” lacking.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Because even though I’d just seen the exact same movie my son had, I wasn’t sure I completely understood it, either.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Christy Lemire
    What’s intriguing about The Maze Runner – for a long time, at least – is the way it tells us a story we think we’ve heard countless times before but with a refreshingly different tone and degree of detail.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 Christy Lemire
    Lowriders may spell too much out with obvious dialogue, and it may veer a bit too easily toward melodrama. But there’s an earnestness and a fundamental truth to this familial saga—as well as an appealing, low-budget scrappiness—that consistently make it hum.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    But because the talent amassed here is so impressive, I wish the film had been more focused.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Despite the slick variety of shadings and textures Mandler employs to bring the story to life, the ending feels anticlimactic, like the tidy wrap-up at the conclusion of a TV procedural.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    The Glass Castle is at odds with itself. Maybe that contradiction is by design. Maybe it’s inevitable, given the emotionally complicated terrain it treads. But the result is a film that never quite clicks tonally and doesn’t do justice to its harrowing central story.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 Christy Lemire
    Once Carrey’s frenetic performances kick into gear, he gets to take this movie to incredibly strange places, ensuring that it will probably work for the adults in the audience as well as the little kids who dragged them there.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    With Radioactive, Satrapi eschews traditional biopic notions in favor of a more daring approach. But the execution is frustratingly inconsistent, with a time-hopping structure that’s more jarring than thrilling.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Being a mom is hard, a universal truism that "Nightbitch" explores in ways that are occasionally inspired but mostly blunt and banal.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Christy Lemire
    Despite the familiar settings and tropes in director Sammi Cohen’s debut feature film, Crush feels refreshingly contemporary.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Christy Lemire
    Co-stars Will Smith and Margot Robbie remain consistently charismatic, even once the script for this heist caper collapses in a punishing pile of its own twists and double-crosses.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Christy Lemire
    Zippy and zany, cute and cuddly, Storks manages to balance wild humor with winning heart—for the most part.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Christy Lemire
    Quickly and convincingly, it becomes its own funny and fast-paced phenomenon with its own modern-day charm.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Christy Lemire
    The costume design from Jane Petrie creates a timeless elegance. And Pfeiffer’s performance only becomes richer as her character reveals the kindness that’s been buried within her cool, stylish persona all this time.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Senior Year takes two high-concept premises—the going-back-to-high-school movie and the waking-up-from-a-coma movie—and slams them together in an intermittently amusing but mostly obvious comedy.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 63 Christy Lemire
    Picture This is a rom-com that’s more effective as com than rom, with several big laughs and a thoroughly winning lead performance from Simone Ashley.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    The guerrilla-style approach is ambitious. The access is incredible. The film itself, however, is less so.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Bailey has achieved the purpose she set out at the film’s start. She’s made a film that’s optimistic, ultimately. But it would have benefitted from being a lot more real.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 63 Christy Lemire
    Ultimately, the film registers less as an indictment of widespread financial corruption than as a shallow exploration of one man’s greed. But briefly, when it’s at its peak value somewhere in the middle, Money Monster is a solid bet.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Zombieland: Double Tap is more of the same, but also much less. The cast is larger, the carnage is gnarlier and the comedy is even more meta than before. But while individual moments and action sequences might be amusing, the endeavor as a whole feels like a tepid retread.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Kristin Scott Thomas and Sharon Horgan do their best to elevate Military Wives from a simple tune to a symphony, but the notes just aren’t there on the page.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    It may seem ironic that a movie about electrifying the United States should ultimately be so tedious and forgettable, but such is the state of the delayed and troubled drama The Current War: Director’s Cut.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    It’s like a surreal, extreme version of “Bad Moms.”
    • 55 Metascore
    • 63 Christy Lemire
    Ethan Hawke attempts to breathe new life into the biopic structure with mixed results in “Wildcat.” What is certain is that he’s drawn a rich and multilayered performance from his daughter, Maya Hawke, in the starring role.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    The pieces are all there, but they never really snap into place.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    The Secret Life of Pets 2 proves the old adage that you can go to the well — or in this case, the dog bowl — one time too many. And that’s saying something, given that this is only the second film in the series.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 25 Christy Lemire
    It’s more of the same, without any discernible improvement in quality, despite the massive technological leaps over the past two decades.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    The wacky New York types with their lack of an internal censor and their wild ideas for what they’d do to the apartment provide a consistent source of laughs.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    It lacks both the delicate artistry and warm wit of its predecessors. The subtle sense of spirituality is long gone; in its place are frantic action sequences. Whereas the previous movies operated on various levels to resonate with adults and entertain kids, this one is geared mainly toward younger audiences in ways that are frequently silly and insubstantial.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    The performances are really strong, though. That’s what’s so frustrating; you just know there’s a better movie in here waiting to burst free.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 63 Christy Lemire
    The cumulative effect is draining; you’ll walk out of the theater with the feeling that you, too, have gone to war – and an appreciation for those who are brave enough to do so themselves.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 Christy Lemire
    Strays is pretty much a one-joke movie, one last romp at the end of summer. But it finds enough ways into that joke within its perfectly pithy running time to remain zippy and enjoyable.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Aïnouz rarely builds tension through these machinations; surprisingly, given what’s at stake, “Firebrand” is often a bit of a slog.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Slapstick mishaps and—ultimately—feel-good triumph of sorts ensue, with plenty of perky training montages in between.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 63 Christy Lemire
    The ways in which the pigeons work wonders as a flock — to the point of becoming playfully weaponized in the name of good — is consistently inspired.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 Christy Lemire
    While the suspense that had carried the film for the first two-thirds of its brisk running time dips as it nears its conclusion, Cocaine Bear still emerges as a hell of a high.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 Christy Lemire
    “Snow always lands on top” is the longtime credo for Coriolanus and his family. The question of how it falls, and whether it sticks, makes “The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes” a surprisingly suspenseful prequel.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Hamilton deserves better. So do the other strong women who make up the film’s trio of warriors, fighting to protect each other and all of humanity from technological destruction. Again.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 63 Christy Lemire
    Black and Blue is a B-movie through and through — and that’s actually a compliment.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Various characters populate Person to Person, but they rarely register as actual people. And while some of their storylines intersect throughout the course of a day in New York, they rarely connect in ways that have actual meaning.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 63 Christy Lemire
    With her debut feature, Bang Gang, Eva Husson captures the restless rhythms of adolescence—the push-pull of angst and boredom, of self-consciousness and the yearning to lose oneself completely.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    For better and for worse, Bliss truly makes you feel as if you, too, are suffering from a narcotic-induced, hallucinatory freak-out—one that leaves you physically exhausted, mentally spent and ultimately wondering what the hell just happened to you.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 75 Christy Lemire
    The pacing is so zany, the jokes are so rapid-fire and the sight gags are so inspired that it’s impossible not to get caught up in the infectious energy of it all.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    It’s sufficiently giddy at first but eventually grows repetitive and wearying, especially as more and more stuff gets blown up real good.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    The ending — with its revelation of what these girls were really after all along — is so frustrating, you’re likely to wonder: Is that all there is?
    • 53 Metascore
    • 63 Christy Lemire
    The material meant to beef up this story is so bland and underdeveloped it makes Renfield feel like a sketch concept stretched thin to feature length.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Actually, Muppets From Space doesn't offer much for adults, either. The normally smart, endearing characters can't save this movie, which begins with a flimsy premise. [12 July 1999]
    • The Associated Press
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Their many challenges wrap up too neatly, but there are enough genuine moments of truth in Blast Beat to make you wish there were even more.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Ultimately, these shocking and violent sequences become repetitive and gratuitous, making Red Sparrow feel more like a cheap exercise in exploitation than a visceral tale of survival.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Tonally messy and overlong, director Greg Berlanti’s film ultimately squanders the considerable charms of its A-list stars, Scarlett Johansson and Channing Tatum, who are individually appealing but have zero chemistry with each other.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 88 Christy Lemire
    Despite the fact that you’ve heard these songs countless times in a variety of settings, these inspired incarnations will make you feel like you’re experiencing them for the first time, just as Moby Doc as a whole breathes thrilling new life into a safe and conventional genre.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 Christy Lemire
    It wants to scare the hell out of you, and it does that quite effectively with several serious jumps. About a half-dozen times, I’d say, Whannell creates moments that are legitimately surprising and frightening because he uses silence so well in contrast.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    The glittering cast of Death on the Nile is all dressed up but, alas, they have nowhere to go.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    The mythology here is both dense and frequently silly, with the movie grinding to a halt around the one-hour mark for an extensive information dump. By the end, you may still be unclear as to what’s going on, but you also may not care.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 Christy Lemire
    Of course, the clothes are great: racks of shimmery, sequined knockouts and rows of fierce pumps. And it wouldn’t be a “Charlie’s Angels” adventure without a variety of wild costumes for the ladies to don for their undercover assignments as well as an assortment of high-tech gadgets.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Writer/director Camille Griffin’s feature filmmaking debut is an ambitious but muddled mix of Christmas comedy and apocalyptic drama.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 63 Christy Lemire
    The leads are so lovely and the city is so shimmery that it’s hard not to get caught up in its spell — for a while, at least, until its corny coda destroys whatever goodwill the film has generated.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Finally, a woman — Sophie Barthes — has directed and co-written a film version of Madame Bovary, but strangely, that doesn’t result in any more richness or enlightenment.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    The best thing about “Invader” is that it’s short. But for much of its 69-minute runtime, it is thoroughly unpleasant, which makes it feel much longer.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    A numbing and soulless spectacle of 3-D, computer-generated imagery run amok, Ridley Scott’s Exodus: Gods and Kings presents an enduring tale by pummeling us over the head with it.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    A big-budget, holiday-timed blockbuster about…racism, which may not exactly be the joyful, escapist entertainment families are looking for this time of year.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    A terrific cast can only do so much with superficial, maudlin material in the coming-of-age dramedy Wildflower.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Director and co-writer Susanna Fogel has trouble achieving a tonal balance between the comedy and the action, which only grows increasingly glaring over the course of the film’s overlong running time.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Every Day has an intriguing concept that’s hampered by problematic execution. And it raises several questions it never answers in satisfying fashion, leading to a conclusion that will elicit not just head-scratching but unintentional hilarity.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 Christy Lemire
    Johnson keeps it all moving at a decent clip, though, with the help of Michael Penn’s score. And she photographs Powley and her mesmerizing blue eyes so lovingly that it’s hard not to find her adorable—even when she’s being awful.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    For a movie that’s about a character on the run, No Man’s Land meanders and takes its time in a way that feels in conflict with the narrative.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Director and co-writer Sarah Adina Smith offers some inspired moments and laughs here and there, but too often, running bits simply don’t pay off.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    It’s an inspiring tale based on true events with a worthwhile message about finding your voice and asserting your identity. If only it were good.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 Christy Lemire
    You’d have to be totally cynical, with a heart of stone and ice water in your veins, not to be even the slightest bit charmed by One Chance.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    With Girls of the Sun, she handles the action sequences with a deft hand and a feel for tension, but her character development is woefully lacking to the point of empty cliché.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    The result feels strained and slapped together, crammed as it is with silly mistaken identities and misunderstandings, adolescent jealousies and slapstick jokes. It’s a sitcom in a sari.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 63 Christy Lemire
    Think of How to Be Single as a cinematic Whitman’s Sampler: There are enough pieces that work to offset the pieces that don’t.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 63 Christy Lemire
    Just intense enough to provide a much-needed diversion, just lightweight enough to make you forget about it soon after it’s over. It’s not exactly “good,” per se, but it does what it sets out to do in terms of putting us on edge, which makes it … successful?
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Tim Burton’s Dumbo feels like one of the big-eared baby elephant’s early flights: It’s adorable and earnest but it causes a lot of commotion, and it only sporadically, haltingly soars.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Rough Night starts out buoyantly, and it and features some wonderfully weird moments scattered throughout. But those scenes never truly gel with the movie’s eventual life-or-death stakes.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Everything gets upended in the film’s final third, when its languid pacing gives way to sped-up plotting.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Confuses repetitive raunchiness with daring humor. It hammers us over the head with the same handful of jokes in the hopes of beating us into submission. And it strains the screen appeal of a group of actors who normally are enormously likable.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    For much of its overlong running time, “Waiting for Bojangles” depicts mental illness as an adorable personality quirk, a source of good-time party vibes, even a glamorous quality. Then, once this frothy French romance evolves into a more serious drama, it turns turgid, causing a jarring tonal shift.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 63 Christy Lemire
    None of these characters or their stories is nearly as engaging as the movie’s many gonzo action sequences, though.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    It brings me absolutely no joy to report that The Marvels is terrible, and the worst film yet in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    These moments remind us of the mindless summertime excitement the “Jurassic” movies have long provided, albeit with diminishing returns. But that giant footprint just isn’t as imposing as it used to be.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Life After Beth gets into the well-tread zombie-comedy territory in a clever and inspired way. Then it doesn’t get out of it nearly so skillfully.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 63 Christy Lemire
    The comedy is bigger, the supporting players are wackier and the antics move to the bouncy beat of an incessantly perky soundtrack.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    American Ultra tries to combine a sweet, slacker romance with a slick, super-violent action flick. If that sounds jarring to you, that’s probably because it is.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 63 Christy Lemire
    Blonde abuses and exploits Marilyn Monroe all over again, the way so many men did over the cultural icon’s tragic, too-short life.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 63 Christy Lemire
    Things Heard & Seen is partly a Gothic horror movie and partly a portrait of a marriage falling apart. It’s more effective as the latter than the former, but by the end these two seemingly separate kinds of movie dovetail in a way that’s surprisingly clever and effective.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Lil Rel Howery, Yvonne Orji, John Cena, and Meredith Hagner travel to Mexico in Vacation Friends, but they never really go anywhere.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Your Place or Mine begins in 2003, and it feels like the kind of superficially agreeable and instantly forgettable romantic comedy that came out around that time.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Alas, David O. Russell has concocted all manner of adventures and detours, wacky hijinks, and elaborate asides to occupy his actors, none of which is nearly as clever or charming as he seems to think.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    It’s a harmless animated adventure that will provide a bland diversion to young viewers.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 75 Christy Lemire
    Venom: Let There Be Carnage is zippy and breezy.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 63 Christy Lemire
    A Tourist’s Guide to Love is as harmless as its blandly forgettable title would suggest. It’s not quite a Movie to Fold Laundry To, because the scenery is quite lovely, so you’ll actually want to pay attention. But it is a pleasant escape if you’re seeking lazy Saturday afternoon viewing.

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