Christy Lemire

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For 511 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 47% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.2 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Christy Lemire's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 Poor Things
Lowest review score: 0 Cosmic Sin
Score distribution:
511 movie reviews
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Weirdly sluggish and dull.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Given that she’s one of the greatest actresses of her time, Mirren naturally finds ways to reveal glimmers of humanity in her portrayal of former Israeli Prime Minister Golda Meir. But the artifice of her physical transformation too often smothers her, resulting in a stoicism that makes her an elusive figure.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Maggie Q and Michael Keaton have such snappy, sexy chemistry with each other in The Protégé, it’ll make you wish their connection were in the service of a better movie.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 25 Christy Lemire
    Luck truly is best suited for small children with low standards. Older kids will be bored. Adults will find it especially dreary, even though there’s actually a relevant message in here about the merits of failure and the perils of lawnmower parenting, buried somewhere beneath all the sparkles and desperation.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    It’s just a flat and suspense-free tale of pretty people in peril.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    It's pretty standard man vs. nature stuff. It’s also a pretty simple parable about the perils of greed. All of this would be fine if “Gold” had more to it, but aside from its undeniable style, there’s very little there there.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    As Don’t Worry Darling reaches its climactic and unintentionally hilarious conclusion, Wilde loses her grasp on the material. The pacing is a little erratic throughout, but she rushes to uncover the ultimate mystery with a massive exposition dump that’s both dizzying and perplexing.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 63 Christy Lemire
    Fellow comedian Dave Attell is his delightfully twisted self as the MC at a Coney Island bikini contest where Renee puts on a wild spectacle compared to the typical skinny girls who populate such events. Again, this isn’t a moment of body shaming. It’s an unbridled display of enthusiasm. We’re laughing with her, not at her. If only the rest of the film had such complete confidence.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Takes on the topic of gender dysphoria with a talented cast but not much to say.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    These “Fantastic Beasts” movies are just not good. They’re extremely OK, but never truly inspiring or transporting.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 25 Christy Lemire
    Secret Headquarters is as bland and forgettable as its title would suggest. It’s so generic, it almost sounds like the name of a better movie translated awkwardly from another language into its simplest terms in English.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Diane Kruger is as inscrutable to us as she is to her fellow Mossad agents and the asset she seduces in The Operative, a solidly crafted if forgettable espionage thriller.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    A strong cast giving their all — including Jon Hamm, Ellen Burstyn, Bruce Dern, Catherine Keener and Amber Tamblyn — can’t do much with such heavy-handed, self-serious material.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    There is simultaneously too much and not enough going on in writer/director/co-star Josh Lawson’s feature debut. He crams in too many people and plot lines but offers too little in the way of character development and credible emotion.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 63 Christy Lemire
    The Hoebers have woven a delightfully weird streak throughout the humor that’ll keep you on your toes. It’s consistently a pleasant surprise in what is otherwise a predictable story.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 63 Christy Lemire
    Working alongside veteran screenwriter Joe Carnahan, who’s made his name with this kind of brash, muscular storytelling in films like “Narc” and “The Grey,” Hernandez Bray tries to get his arms around a lot at once. Quite often, he’s successful.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    As the film trudges toward its conclusion, it’s one frustrating scene after another like that. And by the end, you’ll realize the clever opening title sequence was probably the best part of all.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Like Slimer shoving snacks in his ravenous maw, “Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire” tries to cram way too many characters, storylines and iconic images into its two-hour runtime.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    A presence that initially was disturbing grows repetitive and almost predictable over the course of an entire film.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 63 Christy Lemire
    Moretz’s performance — and the easy chemistry she shares in flashbacks with co-star Jamie Blackley as her boyfriend — help fortify a story that, for all its popularity, is rather maudlin and painfully awkward at times.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 63 Christy Lemire
    What are the odds that a second group of people would be foolish enough to break into Stephen Lang’s home to try and steal something valuable to him? That’s the unlikely premise of Don’t Breathe 2, which can’t quite match the novelty and thrills of the surprise-hit 2016 original.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Horns would seem like another gamble, and another opportunity to stretch. It’s a supernatural thriller, territory he’s familiar with, but taken to a raunchy, grotesque extreme.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Unsung Hero could have used more of such emotional honesty. But it ultimately must deliver a broad uplift that’s palatable for the whole family, so it tends to skim the surface.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    It’s a hollow replica of its source material.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Christy Lemire
    Back in Action isn’t as obnoxiously soulless as “Red Notice,” but it’s firmly within that subgenre of glossy, globetrotting action pictures you can stream while you fold your laundry. It all feels so cynical.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Perfectly serviceable and utterly forgettable, Honest Thief nonetheless offers a few pleasing details to keep it from being a total slog.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    It’s about both fellatio jokes and falling in love all over again, but it’s so rushed and the characters are so underdeveloped that the film feels frustratingly slight.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    The supposedly original script from writer Zach Dean offers very little that’s innovative or inspired.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    It’s amusingly slick and mean for a while, but ultimately the film’s one-note nihilism grows numbing, and its stylish visuals and well-chosen soundtrack can only do so much to keep it lively.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 63 Christy Lemire
    There’s trash, and then there’s good trash. Unforgettable falls into the latter category. Slick, glossy and radiating juicy villainy, it knows exactly what kind of movie it is and goes for it with giddy abandon.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Just like the titular vehicle, the movie sputters along toward its intended (and entirely predictable) destination. Even having tremendous actors like Sutherland and Mirren in the front seat can’t enliven this vacation.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Even by the standards of this franchise—and this genre in general—Step Up All In is pretty laughable.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Director and co-writer Jessica M. Thompson establishes an unsettling mood that suggests we’re about to enter a dark and twisted world. But then eventually, her film is just dark – as in, it’s hard to see what’s happening, with herky-jerky visual effects that are especially off-putting. And when the twist comes as to what’s actually going on, it’s like: Really? That’s it?
    • 45 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    While the 2009 book played this genre mash-up for dry, sly laughs, writer-director Burr Steers’ film amps up the thrills and gore. And that’s a problem—not necessarily as a narrative choice, but from a technical perspective.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Blake Lively gives it her all in The Rhythm Section, but the movie only meets her halfway.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    It’s a mismatched-buddy comedy. It’s a fish-out-of-water comedy. It’s a raucous girl-power comedy.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 Christy Lemire
    Behold the craven exercise in hollow nostalgia that is Ghostbusters: Afterlife.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 75 Christy Lemire
    Bring tissues. Because whether you’re the faithful target audience for Miracles From Heaven, a non-believer or someone in the mass agnostic middle ground, you may find it hard to hold back the tears during various points in this real-life tale. And they’ll be earned.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    The film is clearly sweet and well-intentioned, but Mexican director and co-writer Analeine Cal y Mayor has trouble transcending the confines of her meager budget, which leaves “Book of Love” looking and sounding distractingly chintzy.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    It’s time for your annual Liam Neesoning: that cinematic tradition in which the seasoned star plays a grizzled character with a particular set of skills, which come in handy to dispatch bad guys and rescue good ones. But this year’s entry in the subgenre, The Marksman, is particularly mediocre.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    The sad subtext of Made in Italy is more intriguing and poignant than what we see on screen.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 63 Christy Lemire
    But despite the familiar nature of the themes writer/director Neil Burger is exploring, his film still offers plenty of tension and his trademark visual panache.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Again, merely watching Brody engaging in such painstaking work is interesting; the generic bloodbath that ensues, less so.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    For every delicate element there are many others that are heavy-handed or cringe-inducing, including some painfully on-the-nose musical selections. (Salt-N-Pepa’s perky “Push It” plays while Collins’ character, Rosie, is giving birth. Get it? Because she’s pushing!)
    • 43 Metascore
    • 63 Christy Lemire
    Producers Jason Blum and James Wan, both horror titans, once again show they know how to freak audiences out while maintaining a sly sense of humor.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Larger than its predecessor, last year’s “The Maze Runner,” in every way: in its cast, scope, set pieces and (unfortunately) length. But “more” also means more convoluted.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    By indulging in the exact same instincts it insists are problematic artistically, Peter Rabbit 2 wants to have its carrot and eat it, too. But maybe that won’t bother you. Maybe you’ll be grateful for a return to the theater and the opportunity to do so with your kids. In that regard, the sequel hops along in sufficiently bouncy fashion.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    While Antebellum is dazzling to the eyes, it also leaves an icky taste in your mouth in its leering, exploitative depiction of violent, slavery movie tropes.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    While Where the Crawdads Sing is rich in atmosphere, it’s sorely lacking in actual substance or suspense.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 25 Christy Lemire
    Vincent N Roxxy is a nasty little piece of B-movie trash that lacks both the verve to grab you as a guilty pleasure and the artistry to be taken seriously as a dramatic thriller.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Last Days is a scattered, superficial depiction of a sad tale that requires deeper analysis.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    It’s an inspired idea, even though a lot of the industry inside jokes may go over most moviegoers’ heads. The playfulness of this self-referential structure gives the movie a zany energy off the top that it ultimately can’t sustain.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    A frantic jumble of retro kitsch and random pop-culture references.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 25 Christy Lemire
    It lacks the verbal punch of a pulpy film noir. Its pacing is too slack to serve as a gripping romantic thriller. It even rings hollow as a cautionary tale, because everyone is scheming and duplicitous and so no one has been truly wronged.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 75 Christy Lemire
    Bad Education also calls to mind the great Alexander Payne film “Election,” with its students who are smarter and savvier than you’d expect and teachers who aren’t as mature and responsible as you’d hope. Finley actually could have used a bit more of Payne’s sharp bite in tackling this material.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 63 Christy Lemire
    It’s still a movie about giant space robots talking trash and smashing into each other, but Transformers: Rise of the Beasts is better than most offerings in the franchise.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Despite its many perils, both natural and human, The Ice Road is surprisingly dull.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    The multiple twists, double-crosses and leaps in logic are more likely to prompt giggles than gasps, despite the impressive production values and the earnest efforts of an A-list cast.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 25 Christy Lemire
    Particularly at a time when women’s rights are in jeopardy here in the United States and around the world, “Dirty Angels” represents a blown opportunity to say something meaningful amid the mayhem.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Everyone’s so handsome and there are SO many cozy sweaters and clunky boots to enjoy on those rainy days. But these characters are barely more than a collection of quirks, and the thing that’s keeping them from being together forever has got to be the most ridiculous of all contrivances.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Director Kim Farrant’s debut feature is beautifully shot and offers some powerful, well-acted moments from a strong cast, but it’s just relentlessly dreary.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 63 Christy Lemire
    At least all the lush trappings you’re looking for in an Austen adaptation exist here, as the story travels from stately Kellynch Hall to the quaint countryside of Uppercross to the dramatic cliffs of Lyme to the chic townhomes of Bath.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    It’s more rote than revelatory, and the possibility of a sequel in the final shot plays more like a threat than a promise.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    A Bad Moms Christmas has the shoddy look and frantic feel of a slapped-together, cash-grab sequel, because that’s exactly what it is.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 12 Christy Lemire
    Alas, everything is wrong with Superintelligence, beginning with the misbegotten premise of Steve Mallory’s script.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    To her credit, Callies has an accessible presence and tries to provide more pathos and humanity than were supplied on the page, even as her character makes increasingly idiotic decisions in the name of parental love.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    When it leans hard into the inherent absurdity of its wacky, mismatched buddy antics, “Venom: The Last Dance” can be a total blast. Unfortunately, that doesn’t happen nearly as often as it should.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Both in front of and behind the camera, Whitney Cummings tries to breathe new life into the hackneyed, men-are-like-this, women-are-like-this style of romantic comedy with The Female Brain. The results are frustratingly hit-and-miss.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 63 Christy Lemire
    A twisty, Hitchcockian thriller mixed with trippy moments of magical realism. And if that doesn’t sound on paper like it would work, well, it does. And it doesn’t.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 63 Christy Lemire
    Ultimately, The Woman in the Window offers a lot of build-up, a lot of possibility. But the revelation of what’s truly going on here is anticlimactic—the equivalent of closing the curtains and turning away from the window with a disappointed sigh.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Within the muchness of it all, there are both occasionally thrilling moments and too little in terms of substance.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 88 Christy Lemire
    A digitally restored version arrives in spectacular fashion with its mixture of bold imagery and biting wit.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Pistorius does solid work throughout in expressing various states of panic, but she’s mainly reacting to Crowe’s improbable omnipresence.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    65
    You’d think a movie in which Adam Driver fights a bunch of dinosaurs couldn’t possibly be boring, but that’s exactly what 65 is.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    A strange little movie that attempts the tricky feat of combining comedy, drama, sci-fi and romance, but it doesn’t get those individual elements right so it never coheres as a whole.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Lift is as generic and forgettable as its title, the kind of glossy, empty action picture that Netflix just keeps pumping out, whether we need it or not.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    As it stands now, Aloha feels like several films at once, crammed together and sped up, with results that are emotionally hollow and narratively confusing.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    The best thing I can say about it is that it’s not another retread of its predecessor.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 Christy Lemire
    The 355 amasses some of the most talented and electrifying actresses in the world, then squanders them in a generic and forgettable action picture.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Imagine eating a giant bag of Skittles, then throwing it all up in a fit of sugar-induced nausea and you’ll have some idea of what it feels like to sit through My Little Pony: The Movie.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    It goes soft and nice and wants us to care about these characters who barely resemble human beings. After all, it’s Christmas. But everyone involved here should have asked Santa for a stronger script.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Headey is coolly fierce and shares some powerful moments with both Wilson and Winstone as the reporter who threatens to expose this juicy sex scandal. But these scattered pieces don’t create a complete and convincing picture.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    A weirdly hideous hodgepodge of images and ideas, as convoluted as its confusing title would suggest.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    The Deliverance would have worked just fine if it had functioned solely as a domestic drama infused with the thorny, real-world issues of addiction, poverty and racism.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 25 Christy Lemire
    The dream — or the drug-induced hallucination, or whatever this is — can only last for so long.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 25 Christy Lemire
    Jettisons everything that’s honest and worthwhile about the books in favor of hackneyed misadventures and gross-out scatological humor.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Love, Guaranteed is the kind of movie you leave on the TV because you’re lying on the couch with a cold, and the remote control has fallen off the blanket onto the rug, and you don’t feel like going to the trouble to reach down, grab it and change the channel.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    The result is a muddled mixture, offering some moments of exuberance and humor without ever being singular or exceptional.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Schwarzenegger has turned into your elderly uncle, dancing like a goofball at your wedding after a couple glasses of champagne. He knows he’s being silly, and he knows that you know, and that alone is supposed to be good for a laugh. But it’s not. It’s just sad. He has essentially become McBain.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 25 Christy Lemire
    The Pickup is as generic and forgettable as its title suggests: a bland action-comedy that will surely end up being one of the year’s worst movies, if only for the egregious way it squanders its talented cast.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Pretty much everyone in this movie is annoying all the time, and Spindel yanks us around in tone from one moment to the next: wacky, then romantic, back to wacky, then dramatic, before ending on a disastrously wacky note. Every new situation, whether it’s shopping at Toys “R” Us, a school field trip or a pre-natal therapy workshop, provides the set-up for wild humor that doesn’t land.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    There are plenty of perfunctory jump scares as well as some especially cheesy visual effects. But there is exactly one inspired sight gag and one funny line of dialogue, so you have those to look forward to, should you land on The Curse of Bridge Hollow while absent-mindedly scrolling for timely holiday fare.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 63 Christy Lemire
    Both actors are gorgeous, of course, which heightens the romantic fantasy of it all, but there's also a naturalism to them that's appealing.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Nothing is compelling about these characters, and Bennett and Riley have little chemistry with each other playing them, even though they’re supposed to be estranged exes experiencing an unexpected spark.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    It never quite works on its own. What’s crucial at the core is creating a character who feels like a real human being; Susan is more of a collection of quirks and bad choices. There just isn’t much to her. And the novelty alone of seeing Hayes play a woman is not enough to recommend this, although he does offer sporadic glimmers of vulnerability and humanity.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 Christy Lemire
    Over and over again, this is the level of humor in My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 — this is the shrill note it hits.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 Christy Lemire
    Terrible and insane, and will surely end up being one of the worst films of 2019. But it’s also such a wildly ambitious roller coaster ride that it must be experienced, preferably with friends, to laugh together at its cheesy dialogue, over-the-top performances and multiple, major plot twists.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 Christy Lemire
    The makers of The Possession of Hannah Grace clearly intended for it to be dark. After all, it’s about an exorcism that goes horribly wrong, resulting in further mayhem months later at a morgue. But they probably didn’t mean for it to be visually inscrutable, which is what this quick and dirty — and mostly scare-free — horror film ends up being.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 38 Christy Lemire
    Anyone who’s dealt with a teenager can relate to the baffling surliness that emerges out of nowhere — but like needless sequels, this, too, shall pass.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Christy Lemire
    Nothing nearly so wacky or grotesque goes down in this romantic thriller, but you’ll wish it would.

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