Chris Kaltenbach

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For 710 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 64% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 32% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Chris Kaltenbach's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 The Incredibles
Lowest review score: 0 Crossroads
Score distribution:
710 movie reviews
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    All that artistry is surrounded by a hackish, paint-by-numbers storyline that makes the time between dance numbers seem endless.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Gracie is painfully earnest, which might be OK were it not also painfully trite, painfully cliched and painfully formulaic.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Latifah's performance and the film's gentle heart should prove enough to win over even the most churlish.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    Entertaining, thrilling and honestly sentimental, it's an equal-opportunity crowd-pleaser.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    300
    Cinema has once again proven its ability to incorporate every other mass-media art form. Director Zack Snyder and his computer wizards have made the best example yet of the movie-as-comic-book.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    Nacho Libre enhances Hess' reputation as a gifted filmmaker and suggests there's more to Black than manic dementia. Both director and actor, however, need to find projects better-suited to their respective (and often impressive) talents.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Just don't think about what's going on, and you should be OK.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Delivers deliciously low blows at corporate America, office politics and the lengths people will go to avoid work.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 44 Metascore
    • 38 Chris Kaltenbach
    A film that really has no idea what it wants to be, so it tries a little of everything, and does nothing very well.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Neither Grimm comes across as especially interesting to watch, and neither does anything in the movie offer much to get excited about.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 25 Chris Kaltenbach
    Disney is creatively bankrupt and bereft of ingenuity -- especially in its live-action films. [25 Dec 1998, p.8F]
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    See it to be reminded (if you need further reminding) of this actress' remarkable range. Otherwise, take a pass.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 51 Metascore
    • 67 Chris Kaltenbach
    Refreshingly, the movie never wavers in the importance it places on friendship over just about anything else.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    The final resolution is silly by just about any standard. A little grounding in reality and a larger effort to avoid the trite could have made Everyone's Hero fun and inspirational for everybody, not just the very young.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    The one thing most sorely missing is movie magic.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Until the last 15 minutes, What Lies Beneath is a well-paced maze that earns every gasp from its audience.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Johnny English never builds any momentum, and Atkinson simply isn't a good enough actor to mine continued laughs from repetitive material.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Darren Aronofsky labors awfully hard to get across a pretty simple message in The Fountain. But his efforts are so ethereal and extreme, it's almost impossible to turn away.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    It's deliciously warped, deceptively smart and undeniably funny. Isn't that enough?
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 51 Metascore
    • 38 Chris Kaltenbach
    Look, I love dogs. But this film tried my patience almost beyond endurance.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    A slice-of-life where being gay is a fact of daily existence, not an excuse for existential dilemmas or grand tragedies.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Conventional wisdom has it that the best Star Trek movies are the even-numbered ones. Nemesis may keep that streak alive, but barely.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    As a narrative, it has serious problems -- holes so gaping that they're all but unavoidable.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    It's plenty thrilling, and it appeals to the flag-waving patriot in all of us.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 50 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    A great cast can't quite pull City by the Sea out of the drink.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Too bad director Scott Hicks and screenwriter Carol Fuchs didn't look more closely at their source material, a 2001 German film called Mostly Martha. That film used the same basic premise but injected real conflict into the mix, in ways sexual, culinary, even ethnic. That film tried to do something, even while it was entertaining us.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 67 Chris Kaltenbach
    Blethyn's performance belongs in another movie, not this bipolar comedy-drama.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 38 Chris Kaltenbach
    As each male-female relationship works itself out in ways either contrived or predictable, here's betting you wind up more disappointed than enlightened.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    It's obvious and stereotypical. It's leaden and unconvincing. It's not nearly as outrageous as it thinks it is.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 50 Metascore
    • 42 Chris Kaltenbach
    If you expect anything more substantive from a movie - characters of more than one dimension, storylines that at the least play new riffs on old themes, plot developments that flow from the narrative - you'd best look elsewhere.

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