Chris Kaltenbach

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For 710 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 64% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 32% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Chris Kaltenbach's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 The Incredibles
Lowest review score: 0 Crossroads
Score distribution:
710 movie reviews
    • 46 Metascore
    • 67 Chris Kaltenbach
    If the movie were as funny as it is well-meaning, this would be one for the ages.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    When the film is not focused on Wilson, it's really not focused at all. This is a comedy ever holding itself in check, filled with plot threads and asides that seem as though they should be funny but almost always fall short of the mark.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    There's not a moment in Against the Ropes where you forget this is perky Meg Ryan up onscreen, talking trashy and acting tough.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    As it is, Hoot doesn't accomplish anything a picture book of the Everglades and a few well-chosen Jimmy Buffett tunes wouldn't do better.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Imagine a Three Stooges short with a feel-good ending, and you get the idea.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    It would be nice to say that Bruce is hilarious, rather than merely (and fitfully) funny; certainly, the premise suggests laughs more consistent and outlandish than are present here.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 38 Chris Kaltenbach
    Misfires on nearly every possible level.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 46 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    It's easier to accept a breakup when it's clear that the two parties are mismatched, but a better, braver film would reveal what caused the initial attraction.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Think you know where this film is going? You do, and the best thing about Must Love Dogs is that it takes only 88 minutes to get there - short enough to enjoy the film's modest, well-worn pleasures, but not so long that you feel your time could have been put to better use elsewhere.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Equal parts fantasy and cautionary tale, a film that manages to be uplifting and off-putting simultaneously -- fortunately, more the former than the latter.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    The latest in a line of quirky, feel-good British comedies, Greenfingers fits right into the breezily entertaining mold but doesn't expand it.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 46 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Lighthearted fluff, not piercing drama. Still, a little shot of reality -- or at least an acknowledgement of same -- could have done this film wonders.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Put simply, Mona Lisa Smile is too much of a stacked deck -- a movie too concerned with ensuring that audiences feel a certain way to risk anything like nuance or interpretation.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 67 Chris Kaltenbach
    It's like a Harlequin romance trying to pass itself off as something deeper and more profound.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    A low-level hoot.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    There's pleasure to be had in a film that suggests teen life can be hard without necessarily being tragic.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Fortunately, this film doesn't have to depend on off-screen dalliances to prove its worth.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Unlike Julia Roberts in "Pretty Woman," Lopez seems a little too comfortable in her new duds, which prevents the audience from rooting for her with passion, rather than just appreciation.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 45 Metascore
    • 38 Chris Kaltenbach
    Two of the most insistently unlikable movie creations to afflict audiences in some time, a pair of self-obsessed anti-romanticists who spend some two decades doing stupid things at each other's behest. They also whine a lot.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 67 Chris Kaltenbach
    The emotions seem genuine enough, even if Sandler is not a talented-enough actor to always pull them all off.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    You get the film's message, that mankind does not react well when challenged by unpleasantness it can't explain away, within the first 15 minutes -- leaving more than 100 minutes to ponderously belabor the point.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 67 Chris Kaltenbach
    The result is a charmer that boldly marches where lesser movies - at least since the heyday of John Hughes - fear to tread.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    Cameron Crowe crams at least three movies' worth of plotlines into Elizabethtown, and gives short shrift to all of them.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    When it sticks to the subject, the movie is sad and affecting.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Novocaine is neither funny enough to be a comedy, nor dark enough to be a true film noir. Like the drug of the title, it just kind of leaves you numb and anxious to taste the good stuff once again.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Though lovingly crafted and beautifully photographed, the movie does little to make Jones seem compelling, or even all that good.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 Chris Kaltenbach
    Most of the humor is both determinedly puerile and unfunny, performed by a generic cast.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    It's hard to figure where it's going, and when the movie's over, it's even harder figuring where it's been. But the careening roller-coaster ride calling itself Smokin' Aces is such a hoot to be on, who really cares?
    • 45 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    McConaughey and (especially) Hudson manage to make it all work, maintaining their likability even in situations where they inevitably end up acting like jerks.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    A pleasantly lightweight confection.

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