Chris Kaltenbach

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For 710 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 64% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 32% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Chris Kaltenbach's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 The Incredibles
Lowest review score: 0 Crossroads
Score distribution:
710 movie reviews
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Is there anyone out there who hasn't seen this movie a dozen times before? Maybe even as recently as last week, since it's basically the same story line as the funnier, if less heartfelt, "Four Christmases."
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    A wonderfully understated work offering insights to a world where no emotion is simple.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    Scores some serious points for its dance moves but does a lousy job of remembering there's a lot more to this big old world than moving your feet.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 42 Chris Kaltenbach
    Allen's latest, his 42nd effort as a director, is the work of an artist devoid of ideas and energy. Perfunctorily staged and lazily written, it comes to life in only the briefest of spurts, usually when the ever-reliable Tom Wilkinson is on-screen.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    It's also unclear just what Niccol wanted this film to be: a satire? a spoof? a black comedy? a pointed social commentary? Perhaps all of the above - way too many hats for a movie this slight to wear.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 49 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Unwaveringly predictable.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Paid In Full's performances - especially by the always-engaging Phifer -- are strong, its message worthwhile and its sincerity doubtless.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 49 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    There's a lot of talk about sex in Sidewalks of New York, but precious little of it. And that's part of the point.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 49 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    It's a blast!
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 49 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    The Sentinel moves quickly and never becomes a bore. It does become something of a cartoon, though, which proves a major letdown for a movie that aims for something far more intelligent.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Undeniably charming -- a dog movie that's more lovable mutt than stately pedigree.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The only character with any personality in The Grudge is a Tokyo house, but not to worry - it's got enough mean in it to keep any horror movie afloat.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    True, John Ford and John Wayne did this stuff a lot better back in the day, but they're not around anymore. John Singleton is, and it's nice to see someone caring enough to keep the tradition alive.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Gets the hell of war right and struggles to depict the unyielding passion of love. But the two sides make for an uneasy mix, one that not even the actors seem comfortable with.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Should sell its soul for a joke.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 49 Metascore
    • 38 Chris Kaltenbach
    Heaven knows what the suits at Disney were thinking, for what they ended up with was a bland Jackie Chan movie and a lifeless travelogue.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Graeme Obree was a champion bicycler who, by all accounts, rarely took the easy way out. Too bad this movie version of his life doesn't follow suit.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 67 Chris Kaltenbach
    Things may work out predictably, but The Ultimate Gift does not yank on the heartstrings so much as pluck them gently.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Your basic Lasse Hallstrom formula-film, featuring people in dire situations who are redeemed when their basic goodness comes to the fore, elevated a notch by a pair of actors displaying sides we don't often see.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Unapologetically cliched and determinedly upbeat (even when it shouldn't be).
    • 49 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    The whole movie is too predictable, its conflicts either forced or simplistic.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    While it's certainly too derivative to be a great movie, it's too goodhearted and modest in its aspirations to be denied.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Like watching a 90-minute game of the video game Asteroids - all bang and no buck.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    The Banger Sisters stands as proof that no movie is so bad it can't be redeemed by a single stellar performance. That performance is by Susan Sarandon.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 48 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Lively and inspirational, with terrific performances from a big star and a host of supporting players.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    It's a real shame the film gets mushy at the end. The result is an all too conventional ending on a film that should have been much better.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 48 Metascore
    • 38 Chris Kaltenbach
    Lackluster in narrative and in no way original or innovative, the movie is pretty much generic Disney, a film about universal brotherhood stitched together from parts that worked better in other films.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 25 Chris Kaltenbach
    A misfire in almost every direction.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Funny, sweet and only mildly offensive.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Whenever its noble aims miss, Bruce Willis saves it.

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