Chris Kaltenbach

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For 710 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 64% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 32% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Chris Kaltenbach's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 The Incredibles
Lowest review score: 0 Crossroads
Score distribution:
710 movie reviews
    • 59 Metascore
    • 67 Chris Kaltenbach
    A derivative little tale with enough good intentions to recommend it, but not enough substance to embrace it.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 42 Chris Kaltenbach
    The Wicker Man is too loony to be a drama, too earnest to be a comedy, too predictable to be a horror film.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    Anderson sees her subject as little more than a game-show contestant. One suspects the real Evelyn Ryan deserved far better.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 100 Chris Kaltenbach
    If Kill Bill Vol. 1 was bloody exhilarating, Vol. 2 is bloody great. And, as a bonus, not nearly so bloody.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    The Reader is ponderously self-important and smugly Socratic, brimming with unfinished sentences and pregnant pauses; if a single character would only say what he thinks, the movie would be over in 30 minutes
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    While Bresson's insistence on juxtaposing brute force with sublime grace isn't subtle, it is effective.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Looming large over all this is Jackson, who glowers and growls and acts the hero better than any actor out there.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Partially financed by the liberal Move On.org, speaks most eloquently when it lets Fox News do the talking.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Veggie Tales is one amusing salad.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Prime serves as yet another showcase for Streep; to prove how expertly she plays a Jewish mother with a Ph.D. in psychology, just imagine Barbra Streisand in the role -- you'd have a farce only a step above slapstick. With Streep, you get a smartly observant comedy that never overplays its hand.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    The whole cast is good. It's too bad all that good work isn't in service to a better, or certainly more original, script.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    There's a ton of joy in The Legend of 1900 -- but it's laid on so thick that one ends up more numbed than stirred, overcome by one too many Hallmark moments.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    The end result is more a lecture than a film; audiences may come away understanding what went on, but for most, the emotional connection will be lacking.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Caan is so good as a man who watches helplessly as everything he's worked for crumbles around him, that he steals the picture from both Wahlberg and Phoenix, the ostensible stars.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    Garry Marshall, old pro that he is, couldn't be more endearing as the grandfather, struggling gamely to make things right.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    The movie's already peaked, even before the opening credits.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Good intentions are no substitute for good filmmaking, and Spy Kids 3D is nothing more than a retread in flashier clothing.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    The best thing about 13 Going on 30 is that an ever-game Jennifer Garner is cheerfully convincing as a 13-year-old in a 30-year-old body. The worst thing is the feeling we've seen this movie before, done better.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    The movie is so determinedly lightweight that it floats above the fray, stopping only for the occasional mild chuckle.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    Soars on the strength of strong acting and a script that stubbornly refuses to go all sappy and preachy.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Madagascar doesn't do much, except make you laugh. All hail such a minimalist approach.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    Hannibal isn't art. But for filmgoers with a taste for the absurd and a tolerance for the blackest of black humor, it's one heck of a thrill ride.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 57 Metascore
    • 67 Chris Kaltenbach
    It's a thrill ride not to be missed.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    The film marks Braff as a talent to watch, blessed with the sort of natural, everyman appeal that audiences eat up.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    It's mindless, which is rarely true of French cinema, dull, which is rarely true of Hong Kong films, and portentous, which shouldn't be true of any film about a man-eating dog.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    How much adorable can one person take?
    • 56 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    Baseball, Boston and Drew Barrymore. Certainly sounds like a winning combination.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    A Dirty Shame is certainly dirty, and maybe it's even a shame. But this is the John Waters we've come to know and cherish, and that alone is cause to celebrate.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Unabashedly sentimental and just as unabashedly cliched.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Forgive me for being underwhelmed.
    • Baltimore Sun

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