The Geneva Express

Name: The Geneva Express
Genre: Comedy
Released: January 28, 1989
Cast: Gorden Kaye, Guy Siner, Carmen Silvera, Vicki Michelle, Sue Hodge

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BBC-1 | BBC | BBC One | Air Date: January 28, 1989

Starring: Gorden Kaye, Guy Siner, Carmen Silvera, Vicki Michelle, Sue Hodge, Kirsten Cooke, Richard Marner, Sam Kelly, Hilary Minster, Kim Hartman, Richard Gibson, David Janson, John Louis Mansi, Kenneth Connor, Arthur Bostrom, Rose Hill, Jack Haig, Derek Royle, Robin Parkinson, Gavin Richards, Roger Kitter, Carole Ashby, John D. Collins, Nicholas Frankau, Francesca Gonshaw

Summary: René desperately tries to avoid Edith but instead encounters Mimi. René lies - telling her he loves her but can't be together when Edith is also on the train - and convinces her to jump off. Helga drugs some coffee for the Swedish art expert so she can substitute the paintings with forgeries but she runs off when the stewards return to theRené desperately tries to avoid Edith but instead encounters Mimi. René lies - telling her he loves her but can't be together when Edith is also on the train - and convinces her to jump off. Helga drugs some coffee for the Swedish art expert so she can substitute the paintings with forgeries but she runs off when the stewards return to the kitchen. However, it's only Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen disguised as stewards but Von Smallhausen drinks the drugged coffee and passes out. Helga and Von Strohm switch the paintings. Flick steals the forgeries (thinking they are real) and switches them with yet another set of fake paintings. Yvette pops up on the train as she has learned Leclerc switched her letter with Edith's. Leclerc himself also shows up to warn René that Michelle is going to drop two of the exploding Christmas puddings onto the train. But he's too late as the train gets blown up only seconds later. Luckily, everyone survives and straggle back to Café René. There, Edith catches Yvette in René's arms AGAIN. Tonight's excuse is that Yvette is upset that Edith and René didn't succeed in eloping. René is worried when he remembers that he still has the gold. If Von Klinkerhoffen finds out, many peasants will be shot. However, Crabtree reports he has gummed up the lock on Von Klinkerhoffen's safe to stop him from getting the gold. Safely back home, Von Strohm hides the paintings in a statue at his office. But suddenly, Von Klinkerhoffen drops by and asks Gruber to use his little tank to take the safe to his chateau. Von Klinkerhoffen also takes a liking to the statue where Von Strohm has hidden the paintings and takes it with him. Meanwhile, at the police station, René and Edith try to blow up the safe with a Christmas pudding. When Gruber arrives, it's to late to put out the fuse so they let him put it into his little tank. However, Bertorelli insists on trying the tank which of course blows up with him inside.… Expand

Creator: Jeremy Lloyd and Jeremy Lloyd and David Croft

Genre(s): Comedy

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  Air Date: December 24, 1991
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  Air Date: January 5, 1991
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  Air Date: September 2, 1989
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  Air Date: September 3, 1988
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  S5:E26. Enigma's End
  Air Date: February 25, 1989
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  S5:E25. The Big Flush
  Air Date: February 18, 1989
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  S5:E24. Renewing the Vows
  Air Date: February 11, 1989
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  S5:E23. Enigma
  Air Date: February 4, 1989
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  S5:E22. The Geneva Express
  Air Date: January 28, 1989
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  S5:E21. All Aboard
  Air Date: January 21, 1989
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  S5:E20. Mines Away!
  Air Date: January 14, 1989
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  S5:E19. Christmas Puddings
  Air Date: January 7, 1989
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  S5:E18. Leclerc Against the Wall
  Air Date: December 31, 1988
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  S5:E17. Feathers
  Air Date: December 24, 1988
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  S5:E16. The Exploding Bedpan
  Air Date: December 17, 1988
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  S5:E15. Forged Francs & Fishsellers
  Air Date: December 10, 1988
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  S5:E14. Communists in the Cupboard
  Air Date: December 3, 1988
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  S5:E13. The Bank Job
  Air Date: November 26, 1988
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  S5:E12. Parade of Prams
  Air Date: November 19, 1988
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  S5:E11. The British Invasion
  Air Date: November 12, 1988
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  S5:E10. Michelle's Secret Love
  Air Date: November 5, 1988
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  S5:E9. The Generals' Conference
  Air Date: October 29, 1988
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  S5:E8. The Long Distance Duck
  Air Date: October 22, 1988
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  Air Date: October 15, 1988
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  S5:E6. A Marriage of Inconvenience
  Air Date: October 8, 1988
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  S5:E5. Enter Denise
  Air Date: October 1, 1988
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  S5:E4. Return of the Paintings
  Air Date: September 24, 1988
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  Air Date: September 17, 1988
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  S5:E2. The Camera In the Potato
  Air Date: September 10, 1988
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  S5:E1. Desperate Doings in the Dungeon
  Air Date: September 3, 1988
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