Utter toss. [Issue#29, p.117]

A little bit ropey. [Issue#52, p.104]

Although the game's stealth and combat elements are initially playable, they soon become dull and repetitive due to the uninspiring missions and tedious plot. [Issue#58, p.95]

There isn't a single mini-game here that won't seem anachronistic three months from now. [Issue#67, p.90]

A videogame that thrills almost not at all that also happens to represent atrocious value. [Issue#71, p.102]

It's very much let down by repetitive play. [Issue#78, p.85]

Appalling levels, terrible writing, repetitive gags and weak shooting mechanics make for one of the least enjoyable experiences of 2012. Be smart and avoid at all costs. [Issue#93, p.82]

As strange as they come, with the shallow twist of centering on a group of women who bare all. You already know if this is for you or not.

Despite some noble efforts to take Tony Hawk's back to its roots, Pro Skater 5 is ruined by glitches, sluggish movement and dull, lifeless levels. What might have been a glorious return ends up an unfortunate swan song. [Issue#130, p.78]

A shooter that's about as "meh" as you can get. [Issue#86, p.87]

Not the worst game on 360 but it's not far off. Tedious, short and not much fun, if you want to pimp rides, we reckon you're better off sticking with "Need for Speed." [Issue # 16, p.94]

Virtually nothing works as it should, and what does owes an enormous debt to a few evergreen classics. Disappointing. [Issue 23, p.79]

This just isn't worth bothering with. [Issue#73, p.89]

Rarely accelerates past apathy. [Issue#50, p.93]

Blimey, it's been a while since we've played something so awful. It really makes you wonder how this got past quality control. [Issue 27, p.98]

Cheap, bland, and pretty much tasteless, like that value-brand white block that claims its chicken. [Issue#43, p.94]

Never before has a game's potential been squandered so much just because the hardware was unable to keep up with the vision. [Issue#87, p.80]

Not an entirely awful virtual re-creation of the beautiful game. [Issue#61, p.95]

There's so much wrong with this game that we don't have space to list it all. [Issue#66, p.86]

A truly rubbish shooter that lies deep in Gears' shadow, pillaging it for set pieces, designs and mechanics with zero subtlety. [Issue#64, p.89]

Hilariously bad. [Issue #22, p.82]

Blackwater is a better use of Kinect controls than most, but ultimately there are too many rough edges, and not enough of a game here. [Issue#79, p.88]

The moose and the squirrel join a handful of friends to push buttons in the right order. [Issue#33, p.117]

This is about as fun as chiselling 'hate' into your other eye, and completing a set. [Issue#36, p.114]

Generally speaking, Lucha Fury is a complete waste of time and Microsoft Points. [Issue#75, p.101]

Disappointing on almost every level, EA needs to seriously rethink NBA Live if it ever wants to compete with the NBA 2K series.

Some genre indecisiveness and more general poor direction combine to make Damnation far worse than it looks.

It's actually quite enjoyable at points. It just feels short and, ultimately, a bit pointless. [Issue#67, p.105]