Washington Post's Scores

For 11,478 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 5.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Oppenheimer
Lowest review score: 0 Dolittle
Score distribution:
11478 movie reviews
  1. Old myths and wonder tales spun afresh.
  2. Its heart is vaguely in the right place.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    The film's hysterically pitched action overshadows its more subtle psychological points.
  3. Unfortunately, the experience of actually watching the movie is less compelling than the circumstances of its making.
  4. A dead-on sense of how rich kids live and talk today, a sense of the melancholy of a dysfunctional family, and some great dark laughs.
  5. Doesn't always cut it -- and, somewhat embarrassingly, boom mikes hover on screen so frequently they deserve co-billing -- but it's a likable venture that just misses being a lovable one.
  6. The good news might be that Huppert wasn't available for Alias Betty, but the bad news is that it didn't stop France from exporting yet one more cold, pretentious, thoroughly dislikable study in sociopathy.
  7. Here's the best thing about Stealing Harvard: A dog bites Green in the crotch for a really long time. Priceless.
  8. Yields the same sort of archetype and the usual results: De Niro's workmanlike in a dismayingly familiar role.
  9. Maybe the easiest thing would be to skip the movie altogether. Godard has created such a hermetic, uncompromising world that only the hardiest cinematic spelunkers are likely to appreciate its depths.
  10. A bodice-ripper for intellectuals.
  11. A depraved, incoherent, instantly disposable piece of hackery.
  12. Although the movie is slow-going at first, it gradually awakens, like Lilia. And then it dances.
  13. Even by its own please-the-mob standards, this movie is lacking.
  14. As a child, I thought pure hell meant eternal agony in the flames of Satan. Now I know it's looking down at your watch and realizing Serving Sara isn't even halfway through.
  15. "Spring, Summer" fans should only have their appreciation of that film expanded by seeing this rougher take on similar themes.
  16. Each plot twist trumps its predecessor into ludicrousness.
  17. Intense and absorbing experience.
  18. How do I hate thee? Let me count the ways.
  19. A sweet, even delectable diversion from the more explosive cinematic fare of the season.
  20. A big, sexy, sun-splashed thrill ride, is what a summer movie ought to be: not totally mindless, but more interested in jangling your nerves than engaging your brain.
  21. Viewers who come to this delicate creation with expectations of just another quaint or sad story are in for a surprise.
  22. A psychic journey deep into the very fabric of Iranian (and by extension, all) life.
  23. xXx
    Essentially a dumb guy's day in Heaven. The movie's retrofitted with stunts, fights, explosions, drugs, babes and cars -- not necessarily in that order.
  24. The manic swirl of characters (most speaking in thick Northern accents that are sometimes muffled and incomprehensible) may leave you exhausted and confused.
  25. It's always nice to see Clint, and especially nice to see him play someone whose humanity -- no, whose mortality -- is all too apparent.
  26. One overly busy (not to mention shopworn) story, which regurgitates everything from H.G. Wells's "The Island of Dr. Moreau" to the herky-jerky monsters of Ray Harryhausen to James Bond to "The Mummy."
  27. Less a movie than an act of vandalism.
  28. It's tough, astringent, darkly funny and . . . well, it's also generic, untidy, condescending and mild of impact rather than stunning.
  29. Lawrence's material runs between mediocre and offensive, and then he rescues it with his physical humor. He's at his best when he lets his face or inflection do the talking.
  30. The only way a self-absorbed treatise like this can get any kind of audience (not to mention distribution) is to cast famous people in it.
  31. It's not Fellini, by any means, but it's lively. Never stops moving, even though it crashes into cliches along the way.
  32. Even though he shows some master touches throughout the movie, Shyamalan flits a little too lightly across the surface, like a pond skater.
  33. Its one-sidedness flirts with propaganda.
  34. Every moment of the way, there is a delectable sense of subtle menace and, at the center of it all, Huppert's haunting expression, part sphinx, part grace and maybe part scary.
  35. Has to be one of the must-see films for any student of Hollywood fame and infamy.
  36. Absolutely refuse to make predictable patterns in the sand. Instead, they set their characters loose.
  37. The unexpected drama captured puts I Am Trying to Break Your Heart in the good company, if not quite the league, of "Let It Be" and "Gimme Shelter."
  38. If you're looking for some good family interspecies entertainment, take the little ones to see "Stuart Little 2" again; in the meantime, you might want to crawl into your cave and sleep through this one.
  39. Cletis Tout is both in love with and able to laugh at the conventions it adopts, which is exactly where it goes wrong. It's just a little too self-satisfied.
  40. Mike Myers unleashes (or seems to unleash) the entire contents of his comic mind.
  41. The film's maudlin focus on the young woman's infirmity and her naive dreams play like the worst kind of Hollywood heart-string plucking.
  42. Despite drawing from one of the most powerful and true stories from the Cold War, K-19 is only moderately moving.
  43. It's a pleasant experience. But that's what it is: a sequel that replays every aspect of the original movie.
  44. Doesn't need the passage of time to become a classic. It's one already.
  45. The actual movie is the cinematic equivalent of cheap Chinese egg rolls: all flour and cabbage shreds, maybe half a nibble of pork.
  46. Attal, who resembles a young Robert De Niro, seems as addled as a director as his character is as a husband, throwing all manner of distractions onto the screen in order to divert the audience.
  47. When I say this movie's a charm, I'm really talking about Irwin.
  48. A disaster of a drama, saved only by its winged assailants. You know a picture's in trouble when you find yourself rooting for humankind to lose.
  49. It's still pretty darn good, despite its smarty-pants aura.
  50. A meet-cute whimsy set among divorced fifty-somethings in New York, it blunders on toward oblivion, excruciatingly unfunny and pitifully unromantic.
  51. There's something impressive and yet lacking about everything.
  52. For the first time in 30 years, Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars appear on the movie screen as Pennebaker intended. It's almost worth the wait.
  53. Michelle Williams turns in a performance that is seamless, canny and artistically mature.
  54. Fascinating and transgressive love story.
  55. The frightening myths about adoption that run through Like Mike make even its happiest endings a little bit creepy.
  56. Smith and Jones seem like superannuated company men: They're going through the motions, but the zip is gone.
  57. Want to see something strange, funny, twisted, brilliant and macabre? Sure you do.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Offers cleverness and charm that are hard to come by in the summertime multiplex.
  58. Warmhearted and slightly edgy seriocomedy, these sisters experience some pretty entertaining ups and downs. Entertaining, that is, for people who appreciate irony.
  59. An absorbing primer in one of the most fascinating chapters in American social history.
  60. A raunchy and frequently hilarious follow-up to the gifted Korean American stand-up's "I'm the One That I Want."
  61. Neither funny nor suspenseful nor particularly well drawn.
  62. A brain and a heart, two things that, along with a good story, believable characters and anything resembling style or flair, Pumpkin is fatally missing.
  63. The projectors in the theater practically shut down with boredom.
  64. If this sounds like "Tootsie" with a ball, well, it is. Screenwriter Bradley Allenstein should be hauled up in writer's court for his shameless cribbing of that far superior comedy. Someone call a foul.
  65. Part of the joy of watching a John Sayles film is to see how he knits together so many people and stories into a densely layered, always absorbing whole.
  66. Fresh and rainbowy as a midday Hawaiian sun shower.
  67. Spielberg's dark side may not be where everyone wants to live, but it's somehow encouraging to know that he has one.
  68. Charming but slight.
  69. For all this potential, and the appealing presence of Nicolas Cage and newcomer Adam Beach, Windtalkers remains almost obstinately flat.
  70. The gratuitous vulgarity is just one more reason that Scooby-Doo should never have left the pound.
  71. As for Damon, this may not be a performance so much as an appearance. But he cares so utterly, it works.
  72. Sharp, lively, funny and ultimately sobering film.
  73. A longwinded, predictable scenario.
  74. This is a downbeat, indulgent and self-consciously quirky little movie.
  75. What is perhaps most disappointing about this ham-handed film, though, particularly since it was directed by the screenwriter of the righteously raging "Thelma and Louise," is its crypto-misogyny.
  76. Surprisingly uninvolving, the least effective of Neufeld's Clancy-based movies. Surely he was not looking for this kind of film: one that bombs literally and figuratively.
  77. Some of it is funny in a Zucker brothers slapstick way. And as the Man's geeky lieutenant, Chris Kattan has some amusingly kooky business. But there's not enough to sustain the comedy. Ultimately, the movie's short running time becomes its finest quality.
  78. Charming but slight comedy.
  79. Those who are only mildly curious, I fear, will be put to sleep or bewildered by the artsy and often pointless visuals.
  80. CQ
    A charming, spirited movie for cinephiles, or those who aspire to be. It's the kind of movie every kid in film school wanted to make but didn't have the father to produce.
  81. In this movie, only one thing is certain: No one remains the same.
  82. The movie's big action scenes, at times, make you forget you're even watching animation. There's an in-your-face sequence involving a runaway, crashing train that will make you squirm in your seat trying to get out of the way.
  83. In terms of actual social conscience, the movie gets a demagogic, rabble-rousing F. It also gets a failed grade for honest writing.
  84. In this film, Nolan seems overwhelmed by the budget, the egos of the stars, the thinness of the script, and he doesn't impose much personality on the picture. It's all Pacino.
  85. The real importance of "Earnest" is the thrill of brilliant repartee. And as we laugh, an amazing thing happens: Oscar Wilde comes alive.
  86. Late Marriage is a closely observed, somewhat funny, ultimately very sad movie.
  87. Hilarious, touching and wonderfully dyspeptic.
  88. It's too long, it's too dull, it's too lame.
  89. The effect, in this French period drama, is something like a moving pop-up book, in which characters seem to be two-dimensional cardboard cutouts come to life.
  90. In the end, Unfaithful leaves you dispirited and grumpy: All that money spent, all that talent wasted, all that time gone forever, and for what? It's an ill movie that bloweth no man to good.
  91. A particularly loathsome piece of cultural detritus, a trashy, crass piece of work that panders to the anxieties and desires of adolescents without a scintilla of sympathy or coherence.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    A soft-focused, wistful big-screen art film.
  92. This slight but insinuating documentary by Abbas Kiarostami...will do nothing to advance or detract from the reputation of the acclaimed Iranian filmmaker.
  93. It feels old, tired and given-up-on, maybe three drafts shy of minimal production level.
  94. With disarmingly entertaining movies like this, dare I say, who needs big bad superhero movies?
  95. Although the movie adheres more closely to history than "Quills," it lacks dramatic punch and depth.
  96. For da love of God, spare me.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    Using home movies, photos, a brilliant soundtrack and candid, articulate interviews, director Stacy Peralta (one of the original Z-boys) details the birth of a pop culture phenomenon.
  97. Oh, please. Stop and smell the manure.
  98. A protracted and only sporadically imaginative menu of ways to be murdered.
  99. All about undertones, obliqueness and expectancy, about the scent, if you will, of something no one can stop
  100. Far too slick and manufactured to claim street credibility.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    The most surprising thing about Some Body is that any film so lewd could be so thoroughly uninteresting.
  101. It's not art, this movie. But it's much more amusing than you'd expect.
  102. Troubling and powerful film, lingering on screen well into the final credits and in the minds of its audience long after the house lights have come on.
  103. Isn't a great movie, but it's a perfectly acceptable widget.
  104. First-class in all departments except clarity.
  105. Ultimately undone by its sheer busyness. The screenwriters never get the story to settle down, and it becomes a case of one damn thing after another.
  106. Anemic, pretentious.
  107. When you think you've figured out Bielinsky's great game, that's when you're in the most trouble: He's the con, and you're just the mark.
  108. Playful as it is, Clare Peploe's adaptation of Pierre Marivaux's romantic comedy coughs and sputters on its own postmodern conceit.
  109. An elegant drama about power and its frightening uses, The Cat's Meow is the bee's knees.
  110. After some promising leaps, bounds and swings through a fascinating jungle of possibility, Charlie Kaufman's movie misses an all-important creeper.
  111. The movie is so disturbing that it seems nearly blasphemous. I wouldn't wish it on an anthrax spore. After all, anthrax has feelings, too.
  112. A tad preachy and more than a little bit sanctimonious.
  113. Far richer than you'd ever think possible.
  114. The movie is neither good nor bad, but in its clever packaging of boy fantasy and girl fantasy, extremely cunning. As for Princess Diaz, no force on Earth can stop her now.
  115. It's what the Brits themselves might call fair to middling.
  116. How great can an epic be, when it takes 30 years, including a whole sequence devoted to World War I, for Jean to realize he could be a little nicer to his wife? This is for diehard Francophiles and literate-movie fans only.
  117. All in all, High Crimes isn't worth the crayons it took to write the script.
  118. This ethnic family sitcom thing is rapidly turning into wearisome cliche, and American Chai doesn't hold a candle to either "Beckham" or "Greek Wedding."
  119. This is, after all, the kind of movie in which traffic accidents not only mess up getaways but also liberate goats to wander through the airport. We need more of that stuff.
  120. The movie is really just an elaborate excuse to show repeated close-ups of an elephantine dog scrotum.
  121. It's about women, but as written and directed by a man, it appears to make no emotional sense at all. It treats women like idiots.
  122. So unassuming and pure of heart, you can't help but warmly extend your arms and yell "Safe!"
  123. A disconcertingly assured tango between tenderness and brutality.
  124. It's so over the top, the top isn't even visible in the rear-view mirror.
  125. The movie, which suggests a combination of "Wait Until Dark" and "Rear Window," not only takes your breath away on an aesthetic level, it eloquently evokes the mother's and daughter's vulnerability.
  126. Burke's face is impressively scaly, his head is adorned with shorn horns. He makes a great monster. If only he had a better movie to growl in!
  127. Benign but forgettable sci-fi diversion.
  128. Feels like a hazy high that takes too long to shake.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    To that long list of third- and fourth-rate comedies we can now add Sorority Boys.
  129. Sweet without being saccharine, sad without being maudlin and funny without being forced.
  130. Ghastly yet wonderful at the same time.
  131. There is something disturbing about yet another iteration of what's become one of the movies' creepiest conventions, in which the developmentally disabled are portrayed with almost supernatural powers to humble, teach and ultimately redeem their mentally "superior" (read: morally inferior) friends, family and acquaintances.
  132. It's part travelogue in Hell, part ineffectual weepie.
  133. So pleased with its own spoofy conceit it stays in annoyingly self-amused, predictable mode.
  134. There are so many good things to say about this film it's hard to find a statement that really nails it. Perhaps we can leave at this: Y Tu Mama Tambien is originality writ large.
  135. In the end, it all looks and plays like a $40 million version of a game you're more likely to enjoy on a computer.
  136. Full of visual dazzle, engaging characters and a reasonably sprightly narrative.
  137. It's painful watching a talented thespian diminish himself so. It's clear he did it for the Benjamins.
  138. The only reason to watch this movie is for stargazing, nice shots of the sea and to revel in a world where false promises, lies and empty posturing are actively encouraged.
  139. Weirdly disjointed and uncertain as to tone.
  140. The performances take the movie to a higher level.
  141. Gibson may get top billing, but it's Sam Elliott who steals all the scenes. As Sgt. Maj. Basil Plumley, a man who fires with his own .45 revolver rather than the standard M-16 rifles, he's full of hilariously colorful comments.
  142. The movie is both exhilarating and depressing. The trouble is, I can't figure out which is more important.
  143. High on melodrama. But it's emotionally engrossing, too, thanks to strong, credible performances from the whole cast.
  144. I found it a rough night at the flickers.
  145. Exploding on the screen in a riot of movement, music and color.
  146. Hatched by screenwriters watching "The Sixth Sense" on methamphetamines
  147. What saddened me, however, wasn't the silliness but recognizing the great Swedish actress Lena Olin under a lot of "Elvira, Mistress of the Dark" makeup. What a waste.
  148. Even if you tap only a little of the magic of "Peter Pan," you'll come away with some pixie dust.
  149. Engrossing and infectiously enthusiastic documentary.
  150. Follows all these rules, which is why you'll get the enjoyable basic minimum. But not a whit more.
  151. It does wonders to a critic to know that [Britney] could be a continuing font of teen and post-teen kitsch for years to come.
  152. The best thing about the movie is its personable, amusing cast, all members of the five-man comedy troupe Broken Lizard. There's a chemistry among them, which obviously comes from having been together as comedians at Colgate University.
  153. This movie, written in crayon by James Kearns, is too dumb to come up with a way of defeating the system by using its own rules.
  154. It's simple, sizzly and very funny.
  155. It has no moments of athletic grace amid the chaos, no apparent sense of strategy. It's basically just mayhem set to rock music.
  156. An innocent comedic revenge fantasy that somehow manages to be sweet and wickedly satisfying at the same time.
  157. Head-scratchingly ordinary, given Schwarzenegger's need to prove he's still a virile (i.e., non-aging) action hero.
  158. Suffers from all the excesses of the genre: gunfights that go on and on and on, a plot that is almost incomprehensible.
  159. Between bad hair and tonal irregularity, the movie doesn't give you much to like.
  160. Stinks like a cat box that hasn't been changed in a hundred years.
  161. Sensual, funny and, in the end, very touching.
  162. A deceivingly simple film, one that grows in power in retrospect, as the cumulative impact of so many quiet moments makes itself felt.
  163. One truly, madly, deeply satisfying creep-out.
  164. The lower your expectations, the more you'll enjoy it.
  165. A mediocre production that nevertheless will strike a deep and resonant chord with viewers.
  166. Too simple for its own good.
  167. Audiences who have avoided the multiplex these last few years because of the garbage peddled there are the only ones for whom this overly familiar "Walk" will be memorable.
  168. Tries to cram too many ingredients into one small pot.
  169. It's all done without special effects, soaring strings or manufactured sentiment. Now, that's entertainment.
  170. The movie's gentle and friendly, but nowhere close to exciting. It would be hard to believe that anyone involved with this production --considers Snow Dogs anything more than phoned-in business as usual.
  171. This one's a turkey as big as the Eiffel Tower but it's bad in a particularly American way: It's wildly overdone, it throws in everything in an attempt to appeal to everyone, it's gargantuan and anti-logical, pointlessly ornate and pointlessly violent.
  172. The movie is less than nothing special. The movie veers between pretentiousness (oh, the plight of the instant, start-up Artist) and vacuousness.
  173. The story that emerges has elements of romance, tragedy and even silent-movie comedy.

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