Washington Post's Scores

For 11,478 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 5.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Oppenheimer
Lowest review score: 0 Dolittle
Score distribution:
11478 movie reviews
  1. Someone forgot to remind Duvall to write an ending.
  2. This sloppily made, poky, extra cheesy adventure is virtually a remake of "Armageddon."
  3. Though the comedy falls short of a debacle -- which is what such egocentric projects tend to be -- it isn't as sharp, fast or funny as Rock's stand-up routines.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    As fresh -- and as restorative -- as a lemon ice on a hot day.
  4. They made a movie without one basic ingredient: the story.
  5. As it stands, this movie seems to have conflicting desires: to endear itself to the audience and then repel it.
  6. Sure it's slight, but also as cute as the curly tail on its tender protagonist.
  7. A smutty, imbecilic farce.
  8. There's not much zest here, even with Mike Myers's energetic attempts to steal the movie as a cross-eyed flight instructor.
  9. The movie, which Carion wrote with Eric Assous, has a calming quality. The story moves slowly but, given the milieu and pace of life, this seems perfectly appropriate.
  10. All in all -- well, there is no all in all. There are just parts. Some fit, some don't. Some are cool, some aren't. It's the craziest thing you ever saw.
  11. This is a one-riff movie and instant cult classic.
  12. Has so little going for it, you wonder if you've missed something.
  13. If you only live twice, spend both lifetimes avoiding it.
  14. The title (which translates, essentially, as "burned out") is an apt description of the film itself: a hot and smoldering shell.
  15. You seldom leave a theater walking on air, much less float all through a movie. But the joyous Bend It Like Beckham never lets you down.
  16. McDormand is the best thing about Laurel Canyon. She's also the most unfortunate victim of a film that seems unable or unwilling to give even its most intriguing and compulsively watchable character her due.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    What rescues the film is Gernot Roll's spare, almost aesthetic cinematography, and the quality of the acting.
  17. The rare film that is capable of offending both Trent Lott and Al Sharpton.
  18. None of them is nasty enough to be interesting, nor nice enough to be sympathetic.
  19. Fails because of its gratuitous rape and violence and also because of its pretentious and intellectually one-dimensional grounds, which make the violence at the end feel even worse.
  20. This is an odd amalgam of bleeding-heart sentimentality and over-the-top guts-and-glory action. You're not sure how to feel. But you're certainly not as moved and stunned as you were in "Black Hawk Down."
  21. Ten
    Shows us, in an extraordinarily simple way, the hopes and frustrations of one woman's life.
  22. It's saying something when Tom Arnold's performance is among the movie's highlights.
  23. A thoughtful and surprisingly affecting portrait of a screwed-up man who dared to mess with some powerful people, seen through the eyes of the idealistic kid who chooses to champion his ultimately losing cause.
  24. Like the director, the cast seems to have burrowed into the material, made all the more wrenchingly realistic by Dogme precepts.
  25. I'd recommend you actively or passively forget this one.
  26. The movie ends not with a bang but a wimp.
  27. It's an intriguing experience.
  28. Less a movie than a meticulously, tediously accurate Civil War reenactment committed to celluloid.
  29. A dumb guy comedy about dumb guys by dumb guys and for dumb guys.
  30. Another tediously sanctimonious message movie from Alan Parker.
  31. Viewers will leave Amandla! moved by the music, impressed by the musicians and dubious about the possibility of political and social healing.
  32. The documentary never gets more than skin deep. It rarely delves into the troubling regions that are the very orchards of documentary.
  33. It is quietly observant, with a detached eye for the telling moment, and the visual compositions are often exquisite.
  34. The franchise is cheapened by Disney's crass commercialism in releasing material that, by rights, should have gone straight to video.
  35. The most screamingly obvious reaction to Gerry is: what a load of pseudo-arty you-know-what.
  36. Wickedly clever.
  37. It's a movie of deft impressions and telling human moments. Whether or not those impressions and moments add up to anything is almost beside the point.
  38. For the most part, Daredevil doesn't take a single dare; it travels the road much trod, even if it's through the midtown air.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Like the novel, the film is occasionally overwrought and overwritten.
  39. One-dimensional archetypes, too much predictability and not enough comedy.
  40. Both lead players are appealing and attractive enough to make an otherwise tepid movie at least un-excruciating.
  41. It's too bad Chan's imagination and delicacy were wasted in this movie.
  42. May
    In visual terms, it's clear McKee has a talent for moviemaking...But he's going to need better stories than this.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Has the stink of man-musk all over it.
  43. Like rubbernecking motorists, we can't help but watch with lurid fascination.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    A spirited rally in the final reel can't quite overcome the damage.
  44. Can't wait for the next sequel . . .
  45. It's nothing but style and noise, threadbare of content, empty of ideas. Is it anything? Not really.
  46. One heck of a tale of deliciously unladylike payback.
  47. A truly awful and extremely loud scareflick.
  48. Makes for fascinating cinema.
  49. It's not every day that movies present a Teutonic character in SS uniform as an unambiguously moral hero, so enjoy this rarity. And the film.
  50. Antic, puzzling and disturbing film.
  51. Tries desperately to lower the bar for scatological gags, rank sexual humor and cheap physical shots.
  52. To call Lawrence a poor man's Richard Pryor libels not just Pryor but also the 33 million Americans currently living under the poverty line.
  53. There are two distinctive features to the movie: the mind-numbingly banal plot as one chases another who chases another, and all the offensive material.
  54. One of the most startling, grittily brilliant films in recent years.
  55. Unfolds with a marvelously understated humanism.
  56. Preserves and resuscitates the hard-boiled genre.
  57. You know a movie is in trouble when its biggest laughs come not from its lead players but from a dog and a car
  58. A picture that is surely one of the oddest ever made.
  59. Sadly, the filmmakers haven't given viewers enough context or information about their protagonist to know whether he's utterly free or utterly unmoored -– or to care very much either way.
  60. Whether the entire production comes off as classy or cloying depends entirely on the viewer's mood.
  61. Max
    Mad Max just sails off into nonsense.
  62. With its deft intercutting of place and time, the film creates a powerful sense of mysticism and fate.
  63. A beautiful story, told in measured cadences by a master of old-timey narrative compression and expression.
  64. Not since the 1972 'Cabaret' has there been a movie musical this stirring, intelligent and exciting.
  65. It's brilliantly acted. But best of all, it's brilliantly made.
  66. Pleasant enough and its ecological, pro-wildlife sentiments are certainly welcome.
  67. A numbingly unfunny romantic comedy. I hated every minute of it
  68. As Morvern, Morton is disconcertingly enigmatic, often bordering on catatonic. But she carries the movie effortlessly. And even though we're on the outside looking in, she carries us along, too.
  69. An eensy-weensy movie sustained by two utterly gigantic performances.
  70. This is a stirring movie, if relentless intensity, handheld camera work, cover-your-eyes violence and ear-splitting yelling matches are what you're craving.
    • Washington Post
  71. Under its scope and reach and passion, Gangs of New York is pretty ordinary stuff.
  72. Blessedly free of the self-righteous histrionics and sentimentality that so often cheapen powerful personal stories.
  73. It's the usual undisciplined, overextended Spike symphony: more fun than it is any good.
  74. Gripping, whole and nourishing. Certainly of the fantasy film series currently in American theaters -– I include "Harry Potter and the Secret Toity" and "Star Trek: Halitosis" -– The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers is the best, and not by just a little.
  75. An Upper West Sidey exercise in narcissism and self-congratulation disguised as a tribute.
  76. As vivid as many scenes are, there are just as many that seem taken directly out of the Cute Irish Movie notebook.
  77. This fairy-tale shtick, even when dressed up with a little class-war garnish, is hard to swallow.
  78. An offering so endearingly lame it seems to have missed the past 10 years' worth of special-effects breakthroughs.
  79. Consistently absorbing -- thanks in large part to strong performances from the actors -- but not particularly rewarding.
  80. Shakes, rattles and rolls the house, building to a climax that makes you almost forget you're in a movie theater and not a football stadium at halftime.
  81. What gives About Schmidt its ultimate boost, what pushes it into the stirring heavens is Nicholson, who produces the most understated -– and one of the most powerful –- performances of his career.
  82. So dull and awful, you actually wonder if this is some kind of Andy Kaufmanesque in-joke, a deliberate attempt to douse the spark that made the original film so enjoyable.
  83. Doesn't deserve the energy it takes to describe how bad it is.
  84. Equilibrium is like a remake of "1984" by someone who's seen "The Matrix" 25 times while eating Twinkies and doing methamphetamines.
  85. May not be the first movie to examine the creative process. But it's the most playfully brilliant.
  86. Searing dramatization of a story of remarkable courage, stamina and spirit.
  87. For the truth is, given the audacity, the organization, the seriousness of purpose, the movie isn't nearly as provocative as you think it might be.
  88. It could hardly be called rip-roaring. I should report that it drives about a quarter of the audience out of the theater before it is half over. That's because it's slower than molasses in Siberia.
  89. In this vile contribution to the animated holiday genre, Sandler proves himself once again determined to get rich by setting the bar just a little bit lower each time out.
  90. Beginning to creak not only with age but with the strain of constant self-one-upmanship in giving us exotic locales, explosive geopolitics and unbelievable stunts.
  91. Embraces reality, humanity and compassion, as leavened by wisdom and wit.
  92. It's a simpering, ineffective ersatz-drama, so simple-minded and unrealistic and so full of fussy stupidity, it exiles you.
  93. Thanks to Caine's subtly nuanced performance, there's a deeper dimension to everything. He's snappily ironic at times, sometimes amazingly delicate, always engaging.
  94. Its important if inflammatory message will bore all but Chomsky's fellow travelers to death.
  95. A movie of technical skill and rare depth of intellect and feeling.
  96. Lacks the spirit of the previous two, and makes all those jokes about hos and even more unmentionable subjects seem like mere splashing around in the muck.
  97. Simple without being slight, and profoundly moving without dipping into mawkishness.
  98. The film is a testament to art, life and survival like the similar but superior "Buena Vista Social Club."
  99. It's just a gimmick, right down to its Washington release date.
  100. Here, common sense flies out the window, along with the hail of bullets.
  101. May be morally tangled, pessimistic, lurid and foreboding, but it's also humanistic.
  102. Doesn't connect with its audience in the one place that matters most: the heart.
  103. Big, dull and empty -- nobody associated with this production appears to have thought hard about storytelling.
  104. Too infuriatingly quirky and taken with its own style to get down to telling a story.
  105. The film would be insufferable if it weren't for the total sincerity and commitment of its players.
  106. The movie has the sense of being embalmed, or pickled. With its stilted dialogue not quite kitschy enough to be funny and not quite authentic enough to be realistic, the whole movie feels as if it's taking place in formaldehyde.
  107. There's no doubt that Eminem has the talent and presence of a star. It's just a shame that the filmmakers didn't capture his power with mad skillz of their own.
  108. A passionate film buff's valentine to the two directors he loves most: Alfred Hitchcock and Brian De Palma. The film that this worship has inspired is pretty amusing when the director apes Hitchcock, and pretty awful when he apes himself.
  109. Boasts the purest of Disney raptures: It unites the generations, rather than driving them apart.
  110. It resides in that cinematic middle ground of not-bad, not-great, just okay.
  111. Manages to make sex look like no fun at all.
  112. Maybe Thomas Wolfe was right: You can't go home again
  113. Allen, who's a natural charmer, seems to be at half-strength here.
  114. Nothing is real, but at the same time, nothing is fake. Nothing is, period. You don't believe a second of it for a second, so banal and predictable is it.
  115. This is sweet-natured fun for the very young.
  116. It is in fact a traditional mystery more reminiscent of Agatha Christie than the reigning film noir aesthetic of 1947. But it's fabulously entertaining.
  117. Ultimately, the movie's biggest crime is its inability to convey the delicate, damaged texture of Kahlo's life, but also the triumph of her will over intimidating defeat.
  118. At once listless and overheated, giddy and utterly zipless, the current incarnation lacks not just the savoir-faire of its stylish predecessor but also the sex appeal.
  119. The direction has a fluid, no-nonsense authority, and the performances by Harris, Phifer and Cam'ron seal the deal.
  120. Will probably appeal only to the most committed of Leigh fans.
  121. Takes both its characters and the audience to the depths, but it's a journey Kidd redeems with wit and fluency and, ultimately, a deeply persistent humanism.
  122. Doesn't orchestrate the scares with much finesse.
  123. Castro remains the star of the show. You can't stop watching him.
  124. Great sword fights, great acting, fabulous sword fights and, of course, really cool sword fights.
  125. Pretentious, ponderous and redundant -- You may not need linear narrative to create a great movie, but you do need some original ideas.
  126. Handsomely shot by cinematographer Jim Denault, the film immerses the audience in Ana's world, its mosaic of colors and sounds and people, to create a vivid cinematic portrait not only of one girl but of an entire community.
  127. Consider the title your best advice.
  128. Nelson certainly passes muster for sincerity but, unfortunately, his movie doesn't have the same clear-cut quality.
  129. It never answers the key question: Why should we care?
  130. Has its creepy moments, but also its cliches.
  131. Stars Samuel L. Jackson in the worst role of his career -- one hopes.
  132. The documentary makes an effective and rather chilling case that there is an almost unbroken chain between Adolf Hitler and Saddam Hussein.
  133. Despite amazing access to Seinfeld backstage, we don't get a peek into the real man.
  134. Isn't much more than another conveyer-belt romantic comedy.
  135. A fairly straightforward, if preachy, tale about environmentalism.
  136. Will satisfy only those who can't tell the difference between the good, the bad and the ugly.
  137. It just never began to work for me, and the sub story behind the ghost story is far more interesting than the ghost story in front of the sub story.
  138. Oddly compelling.
  139. Sadly, the last 40-odd minutes are essentially one fight, pushed to the point of absurdity.
  140. The outlandish story and exaggerated colors ... swirl together to create an ethereal, sometimes sinister dreamscape.
  141. Rather than sparkle and dance, it plods.
  142. The worst mistake is the screenplay, which not only cuts everything into superficial pieces but fails to make authentic moments of anything. In the end, White Oleander isn't an adaptation of a novel. It's a flashy, star-splashed reduction.
  143. The only thing wrong with Bowling for Columbine is Moore himself.
  144. The film turns out to have nothing going for it at all, except a small charge for soul-deep Madonna haters.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    There are entertaining little anachronisms, amusing lines and enough wacky frenzy to please the little ones. The movie clearly comes from a Christian perspective, but without being overly preachy.
  145. It's a mannered, precious exercise that seems to have less to do with lived moral dilemmas than with the smug piety of its makers.
  146. This ensemble comedy has its inventively funny moments. But ultimately, it gets a little too cute for its own good.
  147. As a terrifying example of what can happen when too many angry people are crowded into too small a space, it's a gripper.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Red Dragon is merely the distant echoes of what we liked about "Lambs."
    • 39 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Clumsily written and numbly performed comedy of yammers.
  148. The result isn't merely ludicrous, it's something far worse. It's drab. It's uninteresting. It squanders Chan's uniqueness; it could even be said to squander Jennifer Love Hewitt!
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  149. Its strength is the documentary-textured depiction of Native Americans in their social environment. Its weakness is a story that's a patchy combination of soap opera, low-tech magic realism and, at times, ploddingly sociological commentary.
  150. Despite the film's shortcomings, the stories are quietly moving.
  151. Tends to speculation, conspiracy theories or, at best, circumstantial evidence.
  152. From the get-go, the story remains bogged down in its rather limited morass.
  153. At the movie's thoroughly expected conclusion, a visual joke has a bedraggled cat licking at the icing on a wedding cake, but it's really Melanie who gets to have it and eat it, too.
    • Washington Post
    • 59 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    It's a combination of good story, nice moments and appealing texture.
  154. Damning legal brief against the former secretary of state.
  155. This movie pulls out so many bad-action-movie cliches, you wonder if this is a how-not-to primer.
  156. The movie's deeper problem and its primary disappointment: its unwillingness to deal directly with the issue of colonialism.
  157. From opening to closing credits, there isn't a single genuine moment -- as phony as a dime bag of oregano.
  158. Both a snore and utter tripe.
  159. A movie that grows better by the minute.
  160. A gorgeous, if disjointed, spectacle, made endurable – if not entirely comprehensible – by its eye-popping cast.
  161. In a movie as unrewarding as this, there's really only one burning question: When does the spanking begin?

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