Total Film's Scores
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For 2,046 reviews, this publication has graded:
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61% higher than the average critic
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4% same as the average critic
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35% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 3.9 points higher than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 69
| Highest review score: | Predator: Killer of Killers | |
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| Lowest review score: | Sir Billi |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 1,054 out of 2046
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Mixed: 954 out of 2046
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Negative: 38 out of 2046
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To its credit, Spike Lee’s remake isn’t a slavish imitation. On the other hand, its grit is a grey substitute for the original’s vision and verve. Disappointing.- Total Film
- Posted Dec 9, 2013
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Neil Smith
To borrow a line Roberts spits at Collins, there's something about Mirror that's incredibly irritating. Fingers crossed Huntsman has more edge.- Total Film
- Posted Apr 4, 2012
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Matt Glasby
An unfathomably airless B-movie that betrays its USP by spreading the thrills too thinly. You can see why Stallone had second thoughts.- Total Film
- Posted Dec 9, 2013
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Kevin Harley
Fitful jolts aside, the devil trots out the old tunes wearily in this hoary and overcooked valentine to a horror classic.- Total Film
- Posted Oct 4, 2023
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Neil Smith
Affection for the characters will bring fans in. But many will leave wishing the makers of one of the most enjoyable programmes of recent years had left well enough alone.- Total Film
- Posted Sep 1, 2012
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- Posted Mar 3, 2016
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Matthew Leyland
When it’s not being shrill, obvious or awkwardly wistful, Nigel Calendar Girls Cole’s comedy is quite funny.- Total Film
- Posted May 8, 2014
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Neil Smith
“That was exciting!” says Willis after he and Courtney survive a 20-storey leap through a plate glass window. “Want to go again?” Frankly, Bruce, we’re fine to leave it here.- Total Film
- Posted Feb 14, 2013
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Two characters, who you won’t like, insulting each other for two hours. Give it a miss and rewatch Midnight Run instead.- Total Film
- Posted Aug 15, 2017
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Neil Smith
Marvel’s woes won’t be solved by a disjointed mini-Avengers that doesn't make a great deal of sense. But the cats are Flerken great.- Total Film
- Posted Nov 8, 2023
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Kevin Harley
If the final third’s sudden, Twilight Zone-lite genre relocation seems desperate, the hollow climax confirms suspicions: vital supplies of narrative oxygen are lacking here.- Total Film
- Posted Dec 20, 2016
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Two-parts entertainment to one-part frustration, Jim Kouf's Gang Related is like a diver who leaps promisingly into a triple twist - - only to smack his head against the board on the way back down.- Total Film
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In the hands of director George Nolfi, what could have been a fascinating insight into street versus classical martial arts instead becomes a generic fight flick, with a script so heavy-handed it feels like it was bashed out with knuckle-dusters.- Total Film
- Posted Feb 27, 2018
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Neil Smith
"Welcome to rock bottom!" sighs Hasselhoff at one stage, pretty much summing up this textbook exercise in sloppy seconds. Here's hoping the piranhas have a better agent than he does.- Total Film
- Posted May 17, 2012
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Kate Stables
Its attempt to cram in both origin story and follow-up adventure makes it a long haul for the target tinies.- Total Film
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Neil Smith
Bickering turns to bonding over the course of a predictable affair that only comes to life during a Texan steak-eating contest that has Babs ingest a mountain of meat.- Total Film
- Posted Feb 9, 2013
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Diaries is dark and gruesome, but with little in the way of genuine shock or surprise, you should expect the expected.- Total Film
- Posted Jun 21, 2012
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Jamie Graham
Despite its 95-minute running time, Banks’ wild adventure feels drawn out. Never sure if it wants to conjure real suspense and scares (it fails) or embrace riotous comedy in a full-on bear hug, Cocaine Bear also suffers from moments of cartoonish CGI.- Total Film
- Posted Feb 23, 2023
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Josh Winning
Though it gives good splat and the scenery’s to die for, Hansel & Gretel gets just about everything wrong. Hammy, boring, chronically unfunny - there’ll be nightmares before bedtime.- Total Film
- Posted Feb 9, 2013
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Jordan Farley
Morbius may be a living vampire, but this supervillain origin story is dead on arrival. A rote, lifeless and cynical attempt to expand Sony’s Spidey-Verse.- Total Film
- Posted Mar 31, 2022
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Neil Smith
A swearing dog voiced by Jamie Foxx is funny – once. Having set up its ribald premise, however, Strays – an R-rated riposte to such talking-pooch heart-stirrers as 2017’s A Dog’s Purpose, complete with cameos from that film’s stars – has to relentlessly and tiresomely up the ante, plastering the screen with so many peeing, pooping, and humping tail-waggers it feels more like A Dog’s Porno.- Total Film
- Posted Aug 17, 2023
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Paul Bradshaw
Like a Richard Curtis movie with an Instagram filter, director Christian Ditter makes everything look pretty.- Total Film
- Posted Dec 12, 2014
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Matt Glasby
Misguided in the extreme. A scene in which Kitsch and co aim blindly for the broadest of targets – and miss by miles – proves painfully apt.- Total Film
- Posted Apr 11, 2012
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Paul Bradshaw
Eckhart makes a decent Damon stand-in, but there’s nothing here than hasn’t been done (better) before.- Total Film
- Posted Apr 6, 2013
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Jamie Graham
After pretty much inventing the modern-day comedy drama, Judd Apatow here gets frivolous, to patchy effect.- Total Film
- Posted Apr 4, 2022
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Celia Imrie and Emily Watson are a breath of fresh air and lead Raffey Cassidy fares better than most of the kids, but it’s not enough to save this dreary caper.- Total Film
- Posted Dec 20, 2016
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James Mottram
The odd spirited turn aside, this is a throwback to the bad old ’90s days of comic-book movies.- Total Film
- Posted Mar 11, 2020
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James Mottram
Luchini’s excellent, but this is guilty of gross tonal uncertainty.- Total Film
- Posted Oct 5, 2016
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Kate Stables
Even though the ever-reliable Galifianakis has fun bromancing the stone-faced Hamm, the end result feels like a decaff version of Date Night.- Total Film
- Posted Nov 2, 2016
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Emma Dibdin
Between its farcical script, soulless relationships and waxwork performances, this is a final chapter that will please only the most devout fans. At least the bleeding wolves have stopped talking.- Total Film
- Posted Nov 15, 2012
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