Total Film's Scores
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For 2,046 reviews, this publication has graded:
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61% higher than the average critic
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35% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 3.9 points higher than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 69
| Highest review score: | Predator: Killer of Killers | |
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| Lowest review score: | Sir Billi |
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Negative: 38 out of 2046
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Jamie Graham
While some viewers may want more explosions and twists, there's no denying Michael B. Jordan makes for a riveting action hero in Without Remorse- Total Film
- Posted Apr 28, 2021
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Jamie Graham
As in director Alexandre Aja’s Horns, the action alternates reality/fantasy to middling effect.- Total Film
- Posted Sep 1, 2016
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A fun if sporadically schizoid return to one of the brighter, brasher comic-bookers of recent years.- Total Film
- Posted Aug 12, 2013
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Simon Kinnear
Francesca Gregorini’s film stands or falls on a central mystery as silly as it is surreal. Fair play to Gregorini, though, for avoiding the temptation to deliver an outré slice of suburban Gothic; by framing events as melodrama, she can better examine themes of grief and motherhood.- Total Film
- Posted Dec 14, 2014
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While it offers spectacular CGI devastation and a chiselled hero, Pompeii is so soulless and empty that you won’t shed any tears when the ‘cano blows its top.- Total Film
- Posted Apr 28, 2014
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James Mottram
Classy work from director and cast, but an anti-climactic second half doesn’t quite knit together the incident and intrigue.- Total Film
- Posted May 14, 2021
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Matt Maytum
As sci-fi, it feels like a professionally produced hybrid that lacks its own identity. As a romance, it never fully earns your investment.- Total Film
- Posted Dec 15, 2016
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Neil Smith
Rob Lowe provides colour as a Southern-accented sleazeball, while the Free Willy finale has enough vehicular mayhem to excuse its dodgy FX.- Total Film
- Posted Dec 27, 2016
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Matt Maytum
Like its title character, Chappie is stunning to behold and easy to like, but it’s still some way from fully developed.- Total Film
- Posted Mar 5, 2015
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Perfectly respectable, but it won’t linger in the memory like Luhrmann’s.- Total Film
- Posted Oct 11, 2013
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Paul Bradshaw
There’s creepy dolls, cameras tipped on their side, blasts of white noise and a horny teenage Scooby gang helping Jared Harris’ Oxford prof stir up a poltergeist in the mind of a moody emo girl (Olivia Cooke).- Total Film
- Posted Apr 7, 2014
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Murphy consolidates his comeback with an engaging performance in an often thrilling thriller. Metro mixes high-quality stunts and slick dialogue with enough menace to keep the audience nibbling its cuticles until the closing credits. Welcome back, Edward.- Total Film
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Simon Kinnear
Even the film’s key source of charm, its heartfelt allegory about tolerance, becomes a flaw when rare flashes of anarchy (notably a tribe of crazed rodents) are eclipsed by over earnestness.- Total Film
- Posted Dec 14, 2014
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James Mottram
Typified by Penn's blustery performance, Gangster Squad is sleek, stylish but superficial. Easy on the eye, even easier on the brain, it doesn't last long in the memory.- Total Film
- Posted Jan 7, 2013
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Matthew Leyland
Aside from the usual self-slamming doors and flying bodies, there are enough creepy kids and hiding knives to distract from a plot that's increasingly mobile yet running on the spot.- Total Film
- Posted Oct 16, 2012
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- Posted Nov 21, 2013
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Matt Glasby
This voiceover is one of many perplexing elements in this ridiculously pumped-up military recruitment video, which intersperses brilliant and immersive combat scenes with excruciating comradely banter.- Total Film
- Posted Mar 16, 2012
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- Posted Jun 9, 2016
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Kate Stables
Looser, more conventional, and highly dependent on the enjoyably rambling bro-banter of NickKurtDale Inc, Horrible Bosses 2 is a mostly-cosy caper that gives off rather less blackly comic energy than its predecessor.- Total Film
- Posted Nov 24, 2014
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Matthew Leyland
“I’m always going to be inside your head,” growls Crowe. Maybe not, but this fast, brutal chase-fest is trashy fun while it lasts.- Total Film
- Posted Jul 31, 2020
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Cue 105 painful minutes of a fat guy getting punched in the face and falling down.- Total Film
- Posted Nov 18, 2012
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Jamie Graham
Starts off flavourful, turns rather bland. This Injustice League jaunt proves that DC is still a long way behind Marvel for on-screen action.- Total Film
- Posted Aug 2, 2016
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Neil Smith
The first Meg never pretended to be anything more than a shamelessly imitative, big-fish smackdown. Yet even that low bar proves too high for this listless, mechanical follow-up.- Total Film
- Posted Aug 4, 2023
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Jamie Graham
Much mellowing and life-learning ensues in a plodding dramedy, though the glint in MacLaine’s eyes makes it almost worth your while. Almost.- Total Film
- Posted Aug 11, 2017
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Kevin Harley
Aiming straight for mounting dread, Parker gets the job done aggressively.- Total Film
- Posted Feb 19, 2018
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A fun if by-the-numbers heist movie that brings the laughs, but doesn't stand out from the crowd.- Total Film
- Posted Jan 11, 2024
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Kevin Harley
“Prepare for Gar-mageddon!” Or worse: more Smurfs films.- Total Film
- Posted Apr 9, 2017
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"Poltergeist" goes "Back To The Future" with only passable results in a film whose activity is more par for the course than paranormal.- Total Film
- Posted Sep 15, 2013
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Jamie Graham
Fans will find just enough heart-swelling moments involving friendships and family to enjoy one last group hug.- Total Film
- Posted Dec 19, 2017
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Both visually and in the action stakes, Jupiter Ascending could give pretty much any space movie a run for its money.- Total Film
- Posted Feb 3, 2015
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Matt Glasby
An unfathomably airless B-movie that betrays its USP by spreading the thrills too thinly. You can see why Stallone had second thoughts.- Total Film
- Posted Dec 9, 2013
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Kevin Harley
The cast commit, but The 355 is no lucky number for Kinberg, who only delivers diminished returns on spy-thriller genre conventions.- Total Film
- Posted Jan 7, 2022
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Jordan Farley
That a formula as well-trodden as Saw’s can still surprise, delight, and make you feel like you need a quick shower after is impressive.- Total Film
- Posted May 12, 2021
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Despite some appealing lensing and an edgier tone than a lot of Christian dramas (nudity, swearing, and in one memorable moment, self-cannibalism), this is a movie with zero subtext and even less subtlety.- Total Film
- Posted Oct 12, 2017
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Origins is an accomplished slice of comic-book entertainment, full of fights and action set-pieces impressive for a director touching big budget for the first time.- Total Film
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Neil Smith
The final showdown whisks up the requisite excitement, but the open-ended coda feels like an optimistic throw of the dice from the franchise showing meagre signs of Harry Potter longevity.- Total Film
- Posted Aug 9, 2013
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- Posted Jan 11, 2017
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Simon Kinnear
It’s unashamedly broad, sentimental and clichéd, but Cox anchors proceedings with wit and tenderness, while Smith (who can act and shoot at the same time) adds wonder.- Total Film
- Posted Sep 9, 2014
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James Mottram
The cars are hot, the action is decent, but the characters and plot need a serious tune-up.- Total Film
- Posted Mar 10, 2014
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Neil Smith
Neatly juxtaposes the beauty of the landscape with the enmities it engenders.- Total Film
- Posted Aug 14, 2013
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Kevin Harley
Fitful jolts aside, the devil trots out the old tunes wearily in this hoary and overcooked valentine to a horror classic.- Total Film
- Posted Oct 4, 2023
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Boasts sporadically electrifying visuals but a frustratingly messy mythology.- Total Film
- Posted Aug 25, 2014
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Giant brains with teeth, suburban mutant zombies, more bullets than a John Woo film festival, and hot girls in skin-tight S&M outfits pummelling each other to a deafening dubstep soundtrack. If you're looking for brainless, blood-guzzling carnage, you've found it.- Total Film
- Posted Sep 21, 2012
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James Mottram
A genuine disappointment, given the talent involved, and a rare misstep for Penn, who can’t save this moribund vanity project from flatlining.- Total Film
- Posted Mar 16, 2015
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James Mottram
A few lowbrow laughs… but far too many one-note characters, performances, and plot points to make them worth showing up for.- Total Film
- Posted Apr 28, 2014
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James Mottram
The pacing is spot-on, the set-pieces memorable and all the characters are allowed to shine, without it ever becoming The Johnny Depp Show.- Total Film
- Posted May 22, 2017
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Paul Bradshaw
Previously known as "Mariah Mundi And The Midas Box," the retitling came with the straight-to-DVD release – presumably to help hide it from fans of G.P. Taylor’s original book.- Total Film
- Posted Jan 9, 2015
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Little ones will love the bright action scenes, but the lack of wit and humanity that makes exec producer John Lasseter’s best work so special will leave grown-ups feeling frustratingly grounded.- Total Film
- Posted Aug 9, 2013
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Emma Dibdin
A through-and-through weepie that's unlikely to convert any Sparks naysayers. The darker hues of its war-based story nonetheless make the sugary excesses easier to swallow.- Total Film
- Posted May 7, 2012
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Another enjoyable yet flawed addition to Disney’s live-action catalog, with stunning visuals that capture the magic of the original but ultimately fail to keep up the pace.- Total Film
- Posted Sep 8, 2022
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James Mottram
Fresh cast, fresh ideas and full-on action gives Taylor’s reboot momentum, even if an overloaded script threatens to topple it at times. Doesn’t touch Cameron’s two movies, of course.- Total Film
- Posted Jun 30, 2015
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Jamie Graham
Come for the technical innovations, stay for… hmm. Two Will Smiths for the price of one just ain’t worth it.- Total Film
- Posted Oct 4, 2019
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Neil Smith
It takes more than two Avengers and the director of Fast & Furious 8 to make the MIB hip again.- Total Film
- Posted Jun 12, 2019
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- Posted Aug 11, 2017
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Pierce Brosnan, a long way from his Bond days, huffs and puffs his way through a boilerplate thriller that finds his ex-CIA hitman, Peter Devereaux, retired to a coffee shop in Switzerland.- Total Film
- Posted Jan 9, 2015
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Kate Stables
A classy cast and Frears' light touch can't help this innocent abroad dramedy into the winner's enclosure. More jeopardy, less laboured larking, and it could've romped home.- Total Film
- Posted Dec 2, 2012
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James Mottram
True, Hendricks has fun with her role as a good girl with a bad streak, while Shauna Cross and Johnny Rosenthal’s script fires off a few zingers. But with Thornton surprisingly disengaged and the robbery plot formulaic, it’s a limp dick of a sequel.- Total Film
- Posted Nov 27, 2016
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Kate Stables
Its attempt to cram in both origin story and follow-up adventure makes it a long haul for the target tinies.- Total Film
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Any comparisons with Chicken Run are rendered poultry by half-baked gags. Even tykes will tell it to get stuffed.- Total Film
- Posted Nov 29, 2013
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Neil Smith
Can’t decide if it’s a broad farce or a poignant portrait. Small wonder then, that it falls short on both counts, failing to earn either Bridesmaids-sized laughs or nods of recognition.- Total Film
- Posted Jul 19, 2013
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Not quite as good as the original, but John Singleton's boyz-and-their-customised-hoods sequel won't disappoint. Settle back, hang on and smell that rubber.- Total Film
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Philip Kemp
Everything gets just too damn convoluted for its own good, and it’s hard to care what becomes of Haggis’ characters as they’re shifted around. Any one of the strands expanded alone might have worked better.- Total Film
- Posted Jan 9, 2015
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Kate Stables
Reitman’s topical and melancholy drama is commendably ambitious. But its OTT plotting and alarmist tone make it a Reefer Madness for the Instagram generation.- Total Film
- Posted Jan 9, 2015
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Kevin Harley
Wanted director Timur Bekmambetov stresses spectacle over subtext – and, effectively, leaves the cast floundering fast.- Total Film
- Posted Jan 21, 2017
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Neil Smith
In narrowing his film’s field of activity, director Colin Trevorrow dispiritingly winds up reducing it to the tried, the tested, and the numbingly familiar.- Total Film
- Posted Jun 8, 2022
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Tom Dawson
Impressively designed throughout, The Unbeatables also keeps the laughs kicking.- Total Film
- Posted Sep 22, 2014
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Jane Crowther
Polished but pedestrian, Hillbilly Elegy is a boilerplate underdog tale that lacks bite – but gives good Glenn Close.- Total Film
- Posted Nov 10, 2020
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Jamie Graham
The requisite training montage is half-decent, and the split-screen end credits replay Van Damme’s infamous dancing in the original, with Moussi mirroring his every bad move.- Total Film
- Posted Nov 2, 2016
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Matthew Leyland
Unfunny, unthrilling and unsexy, this doesn’t even reach the low bar set by the source material.- Total Film
- Posted May 23, 2017
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Matt Looker
Lopez takes admirable care of the story’s human elements, seizing opportunities to find emotion amid the weapons-grade pyrotechnics of the chaotic action sequences. But the effective (if minimal) world-building really just masks a thin plot, hammy characters, and the kind of questionable logic leaps you so often find in this sort of big, silly space movie.- Total Film
- Posted May 24, 2024
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James Mottram
Leaner, meaner, and far superior to 2010's Clash cock-up. From top-grade 3D to a multitude of monsters and a welcome influx of acting talent, this is pure popcorn pleasure.- Total Film
- Posted Mar 29, 2012
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Ultimately, it’s not as awful as "Wild Wild West." But we’ll hazard a guess that Pirates 5 can’t come quick enough for Bruckheimer or Depp.- Total Film
- Posted Jul 29, 2013
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Neil Smith
Twists pile as high as corpses before an overcooked ending sends things spiraling into silliness.- Total Film
- Posted Dec 2, 2013
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Jordan Farley
C+ gags and D- supporting characters sabotage the final grade, but a perma-livid Cube is the star pupil and the brutal playground punch-up doesn’t disappoint.- Total Film
- Posted Mar 6, 2017
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Past an impressive siege opening, everything in this `thriller' is terrible: the action, the supposed tension, the dialogue and the plot. Every opportunity to make it good is missed.- Total Film
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The cast try hard and are rewarded with some zesty dialogue, but remain shackled to the girl-with-dead-dad-grows-up formula.- Total Film
- Posted Nov 4, 2012
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Star Trek: Section 31 doesn't know what it wants to be. Is it a serious exploration of the criminal underbelly, a camp throwback to the noughties, or a tonally off combination of the two? Whatever it is, it doesn't work half as well as it should.- Total Film
- Posted Jan 22, 2025
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Kevin Harley
The leads deliver to order in this flimsy but playful frolic. A tankful of banter keeps the engine ticking nicely.- Total Film
- Posted Nov 4, 2021
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James Mottram
It’s no "Drive," and even hardcore fans will struggle to love a film that’s as mad as a bag of prawn crackers, but as an exercise in style, it has many moments to savour.- Total Film
- Posted Jul 19, 2013
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Josh Winning
It’s handsomely lensed, and when Cage and Cusack finally go nose-to-nose, the fur does fly.- Total Film
- Posted Aug 1, 2013
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The boundless inventiveness Nintendo is known for never quite bleeds through as you would expect, especially as an adaptation of one of Mario's most beloved 3D platformers. The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, then, shoots for the stars and ultimately comes up just short.- Total Film
- Posted Mar 31, 2026
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Tom Dawson
Sophie Lellouche’s slick debut is chock-full of Woody-com quotes and references, yet it remains an inconsequential, undernourished trifle that does sod-all with its potential.- Total Film
- Posted Jul 5, 2013
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Jamie Graham
The action’s routine (as is the norm for this sub-genre) and the spy plot skimps on mystery and twists. But Bautista and Coleman maintain their winning rapport from the first film, and Schaal’s inappropriate comments never fail to amuse. It’s just about enough.- Total Film
- Posted Jul 17, 2024
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Neil Smith
It’s no slam dunk for King James in a reprise that shows you can only spread Space Jam so far.- Total Film
- Posted Jul 14, 2021
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Jamie Graham
Fun enough, but not the lightning-bolt-to-the-heart update we hoped for. For a far superior update of the Frankenstein myth, read Stephen King’s Revival.- Total Film
- Posted Dec 8, 2015
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James Mottram
Jones and Oldman are on autopilot, while Costner grizzles like a sore-headed bear. Only Gal Gadot, as Reynolds’ widow, has any cred in this utter pap.- Total Film
- Posted Mar 30, 2017
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Matt Maytum
As Peter Pan should be one of the ultimate wish-fulfilment heroes for kids, it’s baffling to see how he’s been appropriated for such an awfully middling adventure.- Total Film
- Posted Sep 26, 2015
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Emma Dibdin
The kids are charmless, the writing is bland, and the embarrassing jokes sound like nails down a blackboard.- Total Film
- Posted Jan 11, 2013
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James Mottram
Valiant, but flawed. Some of the set-pieces are superb, but there isn’t enough meat on the bones to turn this into a classic.- Total Film
- Posted Dec 19, 2016
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James Mottram
Gormican’s script is the film’s big strength; the dialogue fizzes while the set-pieces pay off handsomely.- Total Film
- Posted Jan 27, 2014
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Justin Timberlake and Ben Affleck give their best poker faces but ultimately fail to convince you to gamble your cash away on this limp, unoriginal story of a man out of his depth.- Total Film
- Posted Sep 26, 2013
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If you can ignore the disturbing parallels with recent events, this middle-aged, Middle-American "Attack The Block" raises a laugh.- Total Film
- Posted Aug 25, 2012
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James Mottram
Disappointingly limp, with precious few belly laughs, despite a try-hard attitude.- Total Film
- Posted Jan 9, 2015
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While it may prove a good gateway horror for some, more experienced genre fans will likely wish it was a bit nastier.- Total Film
- Posted May 3, 2024
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James Mottram
With a wraparound narrative that never really strikes a balance between past and present, all that axe-flinging, ice-casting action makes a modest impact.- Total Film
- Posted Apr 4, 2016
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Rather than getting us on the ropes and landing some telling blows, Grudge Match keeps its distance and tosses meek jabs. Cheap sentimentality can’t disguise the crashing cynicism on display.- Total Film
- Posted Jan 21, 2014
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Vardalos does her best with her scenes as Toula, bringing some much-needed charm and emotional depth, while laughs are mostly driven by Andrea Martin’s Aunt Voula, who aptly introduces herself early on as "your favourite". But neither can save My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3 from feeling like a pale imitation of what’s come before.- Total Film
- Posted Sep 8, 2023
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Jamie Graham
Fleischer made a better comedy-horror with Zombieland, but Venom’s a decent buddy actioner. You might even laugh your head off.- Total Film
- Posted Oct 3, 2018
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In the hands of director George Nolfi, what could have been a fascinating insight into street versus classical martial arts instead becomes a generic fight flick, with a script so heavy-handed it feels like it was bashed out with knuckle-dusters.- Total Film
- Posted Feb 27, 2018
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Kevin Harley
First too slow, then too silly, Vaughn’s well-cast but wayward romp fires off half-baked ideas without the focus needed to make them stick.- Total Film
- Posted Jan 31, 2024
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