Slant Magazine's Scores

For 7,775 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 33% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 64% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 6.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 59
Highest review score: 100 Mulholland Dr.
Lowest review score: 0 Jojo Rabbit
Score distribution:
7775 movie reviews
  1. Ava
    Ava isn’t only banal, but also, in its half-hearted stabs at novel ideas, seemingly content with its banality.
  2. The film is an unwieldy array of muddled ideas that never gel together into a cohesive whole.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 Critic Score
    If The Purge cynically saw humans as itching to unleash their pent-up violence, The Binge recognizes us all as horny nitwit fratboys at heart who need an excuse to cut loose.
  3. As Rifkin’s Festival drones on, the wastefulness grows offensive in a manner that’s unusual even for Woody Allen’s misfires.
  4. The film has the knowing swagger of something on the cutting edge but none of the self-awareness to realize it’s late to the party.
  5. The repetitious plot is more ritual than text as we watch yet another Liam Neeson avenger defy the will of younger, unscrupulous men.
  6. The film treats its premise as the backdrop for a trite celebration of empowerment and teamwork among professional women.
  7. Hillbilly Elegy feels like a bland feel-good story rather than one part of a longer tragedy with no clear end.
  8. Made on the cheap and inspired by early Romero, this zombie flick doesn’t even have the dead rise until the final half-hour. Until then, we’re stuck with an amateur theater troupe chattering away as they venture out to an abandoned island for a goofy séance.
  9. The film minimizes the tragedy of the human race’s near-complete annihilation by positioning it as the backdrop for the world’s most grandiose deadbeat-dad redemption arc.
  10. The film is an uncanny reflection of the jingoism that Hollywood has been wrapping in glossy spectacle and exporting to foreign markets for decades.
  11. In spite of its occasionally engaging displays of gnarly brutality, the film too often feels like an adaptation of a player select screen.
  12. Had the filmmakers taken a more easygoing approach, Locked Down might have landed in the realm of The Thomas Crown Affair.
  13. [Chazelle’s] torturously glib cynicism is quite the attitude around which to build an epic boondoggle of this sort. Equally as heinous is the 11th-hour optimism that he then attempts to tack onto Babylon via a jaw-droppingly wrongheaded climactic montage.
  14. The film portrays mental illness with all the nuance and insight of Jared Leto in Suicide Squad.
  15. The film’s characters hardly possess a sense of a history or an interior life to adequately convey racism’s psychic toll.
  16. The film could be taken as an intentional travesty of the superhero genre, if only it weren’t so tortuously tedious.
  17. The film is a profound disappointment in part because it feels so overdetermined to live up to Sion Sono and Nicholas Cage’s respective brands.
  18. Sam Claflin is best in show, but his performance is undercut by the film’s inability to escalate or explore the ramifications of its premise.
  19. Oliver Hermanus’s film is a rumination on the consequences of apartheid on those who benefit from it most.
  20. The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard improves on its 2017 predecessor only insofar as it runs 20 minutes shorter.
  21. The fundamental ineptness of Gunpowder Milkshake appears to be a consequence of the exponentially swelling glut of streaming options.
  22. The film is a muddle of clichés and unremarkable action sequences that bleed together into a cacophony.
  23. Flag Day is little more than a near-two-hour montage of tear-streaked faces shouting blandly melodramatic lines at each other.
  24. Kevin Smith toys with death in Clerks III as a shortcut to bring emotion to a film that otherwise has no meaningful hook.
  25. Matthias Schweighöfer’s film puts itself in a box, consistently failing to justify why its story deserves our attention more than the spectacle of the recently deceased rising to feast upon the flesh of the living.
  26. This grimly self-serious tale of violent destiny is consistently drowned out by Vicente Amorim’s overreaching visual style.
  27. The Unforgivable is devoid of all textures and emotions that don’t readily affirm the film’s rigid worldview of redemption.
  28. The film stumbles sluggishly from one chapter in Foreman’s life to the next.
  29. The film is too blinded by manufactured sentimentality to see the more compelling what-if scenario lying right in front of its eyes.

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