Slant Magazine's Scores

For 7,775 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 33% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 64% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 6.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 59
Highest review score: 100 Mulholland Dr.
Lowest review score: 0 Jojo Rabbit
Score distribution:
7775 movie reviews
  1. Submergence's globetrotting only succeeds at exposing the hollowness of the characters at the film's center.
  2. The film’s occasional gestures toward pseudo-feminist empowerment only compound the hollowness of its protagonist.
  3. The film is an interminable saga full of soap-operatic plot twists involving quickly broken marriages, sexual assault, a secret porn career, terminal illness, and a quasi lesbian love affair.
  4. All of the broad physical humor in the world can't distract from the fact that the film is an endorsement of psychological exploitation.
  5. There's an appealingly shaggy buddy comedy hidden somewhere inside of The Spy Who Dumped Me, but good luck finding it amid all the desperate poop jokes, lifeless action sequences, and lazy plot mechanics.
  6. The seesaw of effect of oscillating between extolling Sidney’s genius and lingering on his anguish begins to feel like a child slowly burning an ant with a magnifying glass, occasionally taking breaks to truly savor the harm he or she is committing.
  7. James McTeigue's Breaking In is the sort of incompetently constructed thriller that gives B movies a bad name.
  8. Brie Larson’s directorial debut is nothing so much as a series of quirks.
  9. The will-they-won't-they of the film is a non-starter, and as such the film's climax is stripped of suspense and even the most basic of dramatic payoffs.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 25 Critic Score
    A film so brazen in its desire to reach a wide audience that it plays like a compilation of disparate action set pieces, each shamelessly stolen from successful Hollywood franchises.
  10. The film's refusal to produce a campy critique feels more like the product of lack of imagination than a purposeful repudiation.
  11. There's vanity in its boutique art-film brand of hopelessness, which derives from a fetishizing of "keeping it real."
  12. The film’s twist ending exists only to retroactively justify writer-director Steven Knight’s feeble stylistic choices.
  13. Adrian is too flat as a character, his plight too generic, for his tears to count as something other than a sentimental ready-made.
  14. Terminal's actors are awkward and stiff in trying to project hard-boiled cool, and all while delivering lines that sound as if they had been passed multiple times through an online translation tool.
  15. Aside from the occasional idiosyncratic comic beat, Dog Days remains committed to coloring within the lines of established tropes in the animal-centric family film.
  16. The climax’s bizarre left turns culminate in a final image so bewildering that were the film not so relentlessly dour it might have clarified Replicas as an absurdist comedy.
  17. Kin
    Jonathan and Josh Baker's Kin, a feature that comprises little more than an extended introduction to its characters, resembles a TV pilot that's been released into theaters as a standalone property.
  18. Pierre Morel's first feature film set in the United States is brainless propaganda for the MAGA market.
  19. The final act of The House with a Clock in Its Walls stumbles between awkward, telegraphed jolts and busy, effects-heavy action, completely losing sight of the trauma and grief that was meant to give the film its emotional core.
  20. Relying on such arcane gags as prat falls in knight’s armor, fake French accents, and an array of gadget-based explosions, Johnny English Strikes Again seems almost hellbent on aiming for the lowest common denominator at every turn.
  21. A blatantly telegraphed mid-film twist helps turn Second Act into one of the strangest and most misguided rom-coms of any year.
  22. Nicolas Pesce evincing little of the promise he showed in his prior films, and even less drive to remake the old into something new.
  23. The sexual outbursts in the film are tempered with a tenderness that one hardly associates with Bruce LaBruce's career.
  24. The very act of having kids and demanding perfect conformity from them is never questioned by the film.
  25. Its inconsistent, half-baked characterizations would be more forgivable were they at least in the service of some inspired comedy.
  26. The film has the tone and look of a direct-to-video feature, and some shots of Keanu Reeves are so waxen that the actor almost looks rotoscoped.
  27. Like other gender-swapped films in recent years, The Hustle plays the identity politics game as an end in itself.
  28. In transforming folk metaphors into utilitarian attributes of an action hero, Disney exposes the emptiness of their product.
  29. Vox Lux sets up its main character as a beneficiary of tragedy, opening up a compellingly macabre narrative about how school shootings are becoming so commonplace that they can effectively serve as launchpads for stardom. But that idea goes nowhere, as Vox Lux proceeds to play Celeste's experience in the music industry mostly straight.

Top Trailers