Slant Magazine's Scores

For 7,776 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 33% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 64% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 6.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 59
Highest review score: 100 Mulholland Dr.
Lowest review score: 0 Jojo Rabbit
Score distribution:
7776 movie reviews
  1. As a suspense film, it’s so sluggishly structured that it borders on the avant-garde.
  2. The filmmakers treat their material sternly and humorlessly, as if there's some great moral lesson to be imparted from Erin's inexhaustible blotto jerkiness.
  3. Even while it asks us to recognize ourselves in a world not too distant from our own, The Oath seems to say that the worst part of a full-fledged American dystopia would be the ruined holiday dinners.
  4. The film quickly reveals that the only angle it’s interested in is the one that most sympathizes with Gary Hart.
  5. The film’s open-ended narrative tends to be undermined by the simplicity of its thematic signifiers.
  6. Carol Morley’s film wants to blow our minds, but it succeeds only at rousing our boredom.
  7. Supremely awful.
  8. As the historical specificity embedded in the film’s more expansive opening act is abandoned, the more predictable, archetypal trappings of a revenge narrative begin to take hold.
  9. The film is so clichéd and scattershot as to make Copycat look like Peeping Tom by comparison.
  10. Jonas Åkerlund’s breezy approach to this material not only cheapens the music, but also has the effect of downplaying the severity of the scene’s truly unsavory politics.
  11. In Antlers, the big bad is never supposed to be as scary as society’s collective wrongdoing.
  12. Oliver & Company is as out-of-touch as anything the studio ever made.
  13. If Robin Hood’s charmingly sh**ty animation comes damn close to redeeming the film from utter vapidity, it’s a damn shame they couldn’t manage to supply a villain with the balls of an Ursula, a Cruella, or a Maleficent.
  14. The film is ostensibly about the war for the soul of a house, but it couldn’t feel less lived in.
  15. The sequel to Grease is not much more than a remake, wherein every minute detail is nothing more than an attempt to pilfer the magic of the first film.
  16. Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck’s film prioritizes the sentimental over the true, the tidy moral over the messy reality.
  17. The film is at least as likely to elicit laughs as shrieks, and certainly unlikely to leave a lasting impression.
  18. The film essentially indulges in the same act of willful distractedness as Ted Bundy’s admirers.
  19. The film lacks for the more lacerating, freely parodic energy of The Larry Sanders Show and 30 Rock.
  20. Director Ty Roberts’s film is unable to realize that its subject matter is that of a horror story.
  21. The film seems to have cobbled its set pieces together from a series of close-ups edited as if by random selection.
  22. The film wastes its charismatic leads in a parade of wacky CG creations whose occasional novelty is drowned out by its incessance.
  23. J.C. Chandor turns an intensely physical narrative into another of his inadvertently generic studies of procedure.
  24. It’s tough to root for the pair when neither of them experiences genuine hardship. In the end, all dramatic conflict here is sunny and soporific.
  25. The film preaches of the love of creative freedom, yet finds no original form of expression of its own.
  26. The film largely plays its scenario with a straight and gooey face, coaxing its actors to indulge their worst tendencies.
  27. Throughout, the film can’t decide what attitude to strike toward its characters’ evident greed.
  28. This is a sleek-looking vehicle that’s eager to be scary but not comfortable being ugly.
  29. The film is inspirational only in the sense that it may inspire an uptick in Amazon searches for running gear.
  30. It conspicuously tries to distance itself from the revenge film’s propensity toward florid excess.

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