San Francisco Chronicle's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
For 9,306 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2.1 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 Mansfield Park
Lowest review score: 0 Speed 2: Cruise Control
Score distribution:
9306 movie reviews
  1. A 98-minute elucidation of a point that's accepted within three minutes.
  2. Neither funny nor outrageous nor horrifying nor conventionally affecting.
  3. Whenever Roberts is onscreen, Closer freezes and starts to atrophy. And when she's off, tender shoots of life begin to sprout.
  4. A gorgeously shot, ambitious epic.
  5. Hauntingly tells a story older than the Odyssey and as timely as today's body count from Iraq.
  6. It has verve, color and energy, but there's something fundamentally bogus about it.
  7. A larger-than-life resonance.
  8. Lumpy.
  9. Filled with overly processed situations it tries to sell with manic energy, "Kranks" is canned, hammy and rolling as fast as it can.
  10. Stone tries to make us like Alexander because he's good, when he should have made us want to watch Alexander because he's amazing.
  11. Hilarious.
  12. Superb.
  13. It has no ambition, little sense and false sentiment, but it does have velocity, high spirits and scale.
  14. Intoxicating and flawed.
  15. Delightful.
  16. Intermittently funny.
  17. Seizes on a primal fear and flogs it for two hours.
  18. Were there an award for most bizarre and dispiriting comedy-horror hybrid featuring killer dolls, the latest installment in the "Child's Play" series would have it locked up.
  19. It's strung together, with cliches instead of puka shells.
  20. A great role becomes an unenviable chore, in which a superb comic actress finds herself trying to sell a series of unfunny comic situations by mugging and pushing with all her might. It's an unflattering spectacle for all concerned.
  21. It's sober, never flashy or exciting but always engrossing.
  22. Dramatic, funny, fun, silly, musical, stylish, romantic and redemptive -- a film worth telling your friends and neighbors about.
  23. Precious and uninsightful but ends beautifully.
  24. Highly entertaining, in a schadenfreude sense, but incomplete.
  25. An enchanting, beautiful and brilliantly imagined film.
  26. The movie is rich with music and more than a few moments of painful exaltation.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    No new moment in here for rap fans or anyone else.
  27. Fascinating context but awkwardly told.
  28. The film's ambitions are laudable, and it manages to be touching, funny and true to life. It seems ungrateful to ask for anything more.
  29. Where Caine was like an arsonist in his relationships, Law's Alfie is more like a kid playing with matches -- innocent and genuinely surprised when things start blowing up around him. Law makes Alfie's befuddlement a surprisingly poignant thing to witness.

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