The iOS port of Liberation Maiden is a little prettier than the 3DS original, but the same faults remain firmly in place - joined by some irritating touchscreen controls.

It's cute, but Hose it Down is an uninventive puzzler, filled with dumb design decisions and a paywall as soon as it really gets going.

Some interesting gimmicks can't disguise what is essentially a lacklustre street-racing title.

Like the home console version of Injustice: Gods Among Us? Want to unlock some trinkets for it and don't mind trudging through a repetitive fighter with minimal skill requirements? Then, this is for you... weirdo.

There's simply not enough here to warrant the ludicrous price tag. Only diehard Pokemon fans need apply.

Slowdown, loading screens, and AI woes plague Tiny Troopers: Joint Ops all too often, leaving it a disjointed game at best.

Lack of challenge, cluttered screens, dumbed-down controls and repetitive gameplay make Guilty Gear Dust Strikers a brawler to avoid.

There's a nice idea in the eye of this storm, but Tornado's harsh time limits and general repetition rip up its reputation.

Stripping the kart racing genre of all of its vital elements, Monkey Racing is a thoroughly flat and soulless experience.

A dull and fatally over-simplified take on the RPG, One Tap RPG streamlines interaction to the point where it's not really a game at all.

A gorgeous game spoiled by a control system that should work, but doesn't.

Yawn-inducing shmuppery in the guise of a dress-up game, this odd combination of genres doesn't work here, compounded by low production values and poor handling.

Crazy Hunter is bland and confusing in every regard, and the only thing that's truly crazy about it is that EnjoyUp Games is expecting you to pay money for it.

Once you look past Jetbee's cute exterior, it becomes obvious how devilishly high the odds are stacked against you.

Playing it doesn't make you feel like a superhero or a supervillian, and the game makes unsatisfying use of the DS' technology. Lack of variety and an insistence on turgid fetch-and-carry missions seals this as one to avoid.

Somewhere within Earn to Die 2 are the ingredients for some exhilarating ‘one more go' jeopardy-based gameplay, but the recipe used here is downright repulsive.

Ministry of Silly Walks just isn't very silly.

Virtual Fighter 2 is an inferior 2D fighting game whose flaws are all the more glaring in this clumsy iOS adaptation.

A dreary button masher that's neither interesting or exciting enough to recommend.

Keep your coffers shut and do not contemplate putting this in your UMD drive – tis utter rubbish, for sure.

A muddled mess of a game that wastes its licence, Hot Wheels World's Best Driver is one to avoid.

About as mind-numbing as brain surgery, Lifesigns: Hospital Affairs concerns itself too much with gossip rather than gameplay. It's an utterly dull game that's better left on the operating table.

Voice Fantasy is so shallow and lacking in gameplay, it's mystifying how it passes as a game.

Despite source material that found success on the PC, Aliens vs Predator: Requiem is dull, repetitive, illogical, glitchy, and everything that gives movie tie-ins a bad name.

Ugly, cumbersome to control, and lacking fun, Resident Evil Mercenaries VS. casts a dark spot on Capcom's survival-horror franchise.

The subject of 'efficiency' has the potential for a great game, but I Dig It: Journey to the Core is not that game.

Gloomy Hollow manages to live up to its name, but not in a good way.

A shameless clone, bursting at the seams with sneaky money-making schemes. Your progress is halted if you don't pay, and there's no telling how much it would cost to complete it.