And it's a real shame, because Swing Racers could have been an awful lot of fun. As it stands, you might want to check if it makes you want to hurl before you give it a go.

Alien Panic is a one-note line-drawing game that's colourful in tone, but not in nature.

It's interesting for a while, but Nun Attack: Run & Gun doesn't have enough meat on its bones to really recommend.

Taichi Panda 3 is for one very small set of players - those who just want to watch an MMO play itself.

There's fun to be had here, but not enough for you to reach into your wallet.

A poor man's Cut the Rope, Spider Jack's few original features end up hurting the formula, rather than adding to it.

Without structure and a user-friendly design, Beaterator is not so much a game as it is a musical toy - and not a very entertaining one at that.

An overly simplistic take on the franchise, Monster Hunter Dynamic Hunting is dismantled by a control system that's all too often not fit for purpose.

There's a good game here somewhere, but it gets lost beneath poor puzzles and badly implemented ideas.

There are some decent ideas in Calvino Noir, but it's a mixture that just doesn't come together.

It might look like it has a wide scope, but Galactic Conflict lacks the epic scale that its name suggests.

Lacking in originality or craft, Castle Defense HD feels like a cheap cash-in of Plants vs Zombies, only without the cheap price tag.

A bland-looking, dull, and frustrating RTS, Pyramus just doesn't have the spark to set it apart from other games of its ilk.

A lovingly remastered version of an iconic game, but sadly one that will only frustrate and annoy when not viewed through rose-tinted spectacles.

Despite some enduringly fresh touches, Duke Nukem II hasn't aged particularly well, with poor virtual controls and dated gameplay threatening to tarnish memories of the original.

A somewhat flat, vague 3D runner that doesn't really bring anything new or exciting to the genre.

An ambitious open world action game that frustrates and obfuscates with its disparate parts and rough edges.

Awkward controls and poor AI make a mess of this stripped down real-time strategy game.

Cars is by no means a terrible game, just a very average one. And 'average' is not the sort of thing you'd expect anyone to happily spend £30 on. Go see the film five times instead.

Exciting enough in short sorties, Heatseeker can't really compete with the big boys due to repetitive action, limited multiplayer options and outdated presentation.

A well put together, but ultimately pretty drab match-stuff puzzler.

While Idyllic isn't terrible, nor does it live up to its name or its intriguing premise.

Wizard Quest is built around an interesting core concept, but its drab graphics and grabs for in-app purchases make it difficult to enjoy.

A reasonably charming but ultimately forgettable endless-runner, Mini Ninjas is about as by the book as they come.

Super Neptunia RPG isn't very good. Play SteamWorld Quest for a decent 2D RPG, or Octopath Traveller. Just don't bother with this.

While there's some fun to be had with No Gravity: The Plague of Mind, as space combat games go, it becomes repetitive and rather weightless.

A formulaic hack and slash action RPG that doesn't even manage to get that bit right.

Disgaea 5 Complete is an inaccessible, ugly, and grind heavy strategy RPG that asks far too much of you to get anything out of it. Unless you already love the franchise, we'd strongly urge you to stay clear.