Horrible. [May 2007, p.114]

From awful to appealing. [May 2012, p.116]

The whole thing is so soulless you'll be praying to get hit by a meteor. [Issue#51, p.103]

Should you even think about renting it for a laugh? To quote Dick Marcinko: "F*ck no." [Feb 2010, p.107]

Almost everything about Weeping Doll underwhelms. [Jan 2016, p.115]

The graphics are an indistinguishable explosion of vomit. [July 2012, p.109]

This is simply a hilarious misunderstanding of what a game should be. [Sept 2012, p.104]

To facilitate the stalking, there's a present-giving mechanic. [June 2010, p.119]

The only fight this game is winning is the one for worst beat-em-up on PSP. [Aug 2007, p.114]

Fish are boring. Not sharks, obviously - they're great. [June 2012, p.107]

Riding to actual Hell over 1000 miles of broken glass using your own scrotum as a toboggan would be more enjoyable.

The Quiet Man is a once-in-a-generation terrible game mired by technical and racial issues, pretentious ideas, and poor execution. It’s an ineffable game that fails to land any of its posy punches. That it merely exists… now that is something to cry over. [Issue#157, p.97]

Burn this. It's the only way to be sure. [July 2009, p.93]

Can it balls. [June 2011, p.112]

I'd say that you should try playing this only to laugh at its total, across-the-board incompetence, but it'd be like recommending you throw eight quid into the bin and then roll around naked and giggling in a pile of your own faeces. Unrivaled indeed. [Sept 2010, p.115]

If I stopped to process the notion that I'll never get the time back I spent wrestling with A-Men 2's spongy, imprecise jumping and clunky puzzles, I might never stop trembling with impotent rage. [Jan 2014, p.95]

A dire, one-dimensional bum-biscuit of a game. [Feb 2012, p.107]