Philadelphia Inquirer's Scores

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For 4,176 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 70% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 27% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 3.3 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 68
Highest review score: 100 Hell or High Water
Lowest review score: 0 The Mangler
Score distribution:
4176 movie reviews
  1. Very slight and, in the early going, slightly annoying, Coffee and Cigarettes is a long-borning Jarmusch project.
  2. The movie has workmanlike, uninspired direction from Thor Freudenthal (Hotel for Dogs), who gets an especially lovely performance from Capron.
  3. Touching and inspiring.
  4. There are no belly laughs here, only rueful chortles about the confederacy of chuckleheads that calls itself the entertainment industry.
  5. The Trigger Effect asks some important questions about society's increasing reliance on technology (and how we take the high-tech infrastructure of daily life for granted), but the questions are wrapped in a bleak, humorless allegory about alienation and rage. [30 Aug 1996, p.03]
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  6. Too cute for its own good, Larry Crowne is nonetheless hard to dislike.
  7. The tiny, intrepid rodent is so cute it's impossible not to ooh and aww, just looking at him. Which is a good thing, because you'll need something to get you through the long stretches of fairytale pastiche that make up this overwrought yarn.
  8. Don't come to The Amazing-Spider-Man looking for originality.
  9. Its purpose is to make the lives of the oppressed seem real by making their suffering real.
  10. A modest and obviously heartfelt endeavor.
  11. Like "Jumanji," Shorts runs out of momentum before it's half over. That leaves it treading slapstick and killing time until its strained and preposterous big finish.
  12. Supremacy has thrills, but without Potente's presence, it loses its soul.
  13. All the elements of Eggers' story are there; the emotional and psychological resonance is not.
  14. Some of the most tasteless and un-PC comedy in the film is also the funniest - Farrelly Brothers-style humor that plays off the Bateman character's physical limitations.
  15. Arnold's Wuthering Heights has its doom-laden moments of urgency and heartache, but vast swaths of the (longish) film just seem to meander across the muddy hills.
  16. Its themes and performances didn't stay with me, as did those in "Out of Time." I think this is because, with the exception of Hackman, the actors' performances illuminate strategy rather than character.
  17. Sweet-natured but overdone, over-long film.
  18. The paper's motto is "All the News That's Fit to Print." But all that news doesn't necessarily fit neatly into a 90-minute doc.
  19. The connection between the two time frames and stories (the contemporary one with the addition of screenwriters) is flimsy as a frayed rope bridge, forced as the stepsister's foot into Cinderella's glass slipper.
  20. With visual nods to Stanley Kubrick's "The Shining" and a fairly faithful adherence to the tenor and tone of the Korean scare genre, The Uninvited doesn't startle and shock so much as it lulls you into a series of unsettling, hallucinogenic set pieces.
  21. With his sleepy, So-Cal inflections, Costner is an actor who summons urgency and drama with, well, I'm not sure exactly how he does what he does. He's the least dynamic of stars, but still, he is one.
  22. My guess is that the film will appeal equally to broad-minded 10-year-olds and their grandparents.
  23. At its best when it employs the conventions of romantic comedies to satirize them through the eyes of an anti-romantic wedding planner.
  24. It is inspirational in characterizing how people from such diverse cultures share the same human and spiritual needs.
  25. Despite a strong cast and a willingness to lampoon the fundamentals of fundamentalism, Saved! isn't as funny, or as wicked, as it should be.
  26. Dramatically speaking, the movie version of The Notebook has a first act and a last act but lacks a transition. If it were a sandwich, it would be two slices of bread without filling.
  27. Best of all, though, is Northam, whose sable hair and polished poise put one in mind of the young Cary Grant. In this no-sweat performance, he's an actor who conveys how restorative it is to think.
  28. Brannaman is a fascinating character, but Buck is so tightly focused that only avid horse lovers will find it appealing.
  29. Since the film does not include the testimony of U.S. military or neutral human-rights observers, it gives viewers no way to test the subjects' reliability as narrators.
  30. While it flirts with "After School Special"-ness, at least has the courage to address racial and cultural cliches with a degree of honesty.
  31. An interesting choice for a Valentine's Day outing, He Loves Me is a weird, bubbly cocktail -- effervescent charm and troubling pathology, shaken together.
  32. Parental units who manage to remain conscious through the kiddie-centric proceedings can either savor, or groan at, Malkovich's bespectacled Octavius barking punny, celebrity name-dropping orders to his minions.
  33. A handsome-looking movie that's full of the muted greens, browns and grays of the tony Hamptons, director Williams' tale never quite finds its footing.
  34. Unfortunately for Disney, the real obstacle confronting the submarine isn't the giant lobster. It's a foul-smelling ogre, and it's no contest.
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  35. Beyond turbocharged. It whooshes along at warp speed. And still, despite some awesomely choreographed stunts and the two stars' pedal-to-the-metal appeal, the movie seems endless.
  36. Don't run off before the credits start to roll, though: The Incredible Hulk ends with a jokey cameo by a certain movie star with his own newfound superhero franchise.
  37. What Rock fans will sorely miss in Down to Earth is the earthiness and outrageous hilarity of his stand-up act.
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  38. As a character study, City by the Sea is engaging. As a police thriller, it's not all there.
  39. Delpy's manic energy shoots through this meet-the-parents comedy like electroshock, resulting in a movie that is as acutely painful as it is acutely funny.
  40. There are many many fine performers here, including the terrific Patricia Clarkson as the elusive Rachel. But Shutter Island is not so much a character study as it is an atmospheric thriller.
  41. It's fun to watch Keaton and Kline together, bickering and (of course) bonding all over again.
  42. Unusually gripping.
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  43. With the exception of a few stakes and crosses jumping from the screen, some bloody sprays here and there, and one creepy, claustrophobic car ride, the 3-D glasses are a hindrance, not an enhancement.
  44. Modestly entertaining when it is engaged in such a celebration onstage, but it trips up when the action moves backstage, where bad dialogue ... lurks in the shadows.
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  45. Easily the trippiest and goofiest of the five addled adolescent vampire romances based on the Stephenie Meyer books.
  46. Everything about An Unfinished Life's screenplay is cliched and predictable, but the actors manage to elevate the proceedings above and beyond shameless soap.
  47. An elaborate origins story with more datelines than an issue of Condé Nast Traveler (Oxford! Miami! Argentina! Poland!), X-Men: First Class has some fun trying to explain how Professor X, Magneto, and all those mopey mutants came to be.
  48. Iceland is beautiful. Really, really, really - really - beautiful. That pretty much sums up the new feature film Land Ho! That message is the film's alpha and omega. Its raison d'être. Its soul and its being.
  49. Goes somewhere the first "Hellboy" never ventured: into the Realms of Tedium.
  50. The story, inspired by Bolkovac's experiences in Bosnia and her subsequent book account, is dynamite. Alas, Kondracki's direction fizzles. While she elicits a tense and eloquent performance from Weisz, the first-time filmmaker fails to maintain a consistent tone. Her film samples multiple genres.
  51. Velásquez is a remarkable individual, and her message should not go unheeded.
  52. As a meditation on the vicissitudes of love, on the need for people to connect, and the struggles that come by both making and missing those connections, the movie is wading-pool deep.
  53. Maybe it's the postproduction 3-D enhancements, but in this effects-laden Odyssey for tweens, sometimes humans and beasts seem more wax-and-paint than flesh-and-blood.
  54. As a bratty, punked-up sci-fi romp crammed with pop- cult references (everything from Baywatch to Batman, Stiff Records to The Wizard of Oz), Tank Girl has energy to burn. [31 March 1995, p.3]
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  55. 5 Flights Up is a sweet film with a few nicely turned lines, some good jokes, and some very lovely dialogue. But it's not much more than fluff and air.
  56. The slapstick weeper The Family Stone is a lump of coal brightened by four diamond-sharp performances.
  57. When it works, which is often, Kitano's movie is an anthropology of the distinctions between Japanese yakuza and American gangsters.
  58. A bizarre counterculture jukebox musical.
  59. Has its effectively nasty, chilling moments -- and it also brings body piercing to new heights of ickiness.
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  60. Flipping his cigarette lighter and snapping deadpan retorts, Reeves plays the demon-hunting detective with Keanu-esque panache.
  61. An entertaining mess. [19 Aug 1994, p.03]
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  62. Best of all is the ride through the architect's own domestic space in Santa Monica, dubbed by locals "the house that built Gehry."
  63. It would be curmudgeonly to count all the ways in which The Hundred-Foot Journey is unsurprising, unrealistic, unnecessary.
  64. Charming, emotionally resonant, yet nowhere as fresh and dramatic as its predecessor.
  65. Ricci makes all this far more palatable than it should be. She is surely helped by the dismal level shared by most allegedly more adult afterlife fantasies. The kids will enjoy the high-spirited antics, but Casper ultimately is another reason to wish Hollywood would declare a moratorium on ghost writing. [26 May 1995, p.03]
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  66. While components of Eastwood's film are excellent, in particular Kelly's quietly tenacious performance and the evocative period details, Changeling is a film of parts, not a unified whole.
  67. A diverting action fantasy that modernizes the stories of demigods and monsters.
  68. Raunchily entertaining farce.
  69. Stylishly spooky and featuring a hammy, cigarette-sucking performance from Gena Rowlands.
  70. Unfortunately, Mission: Impossible - which assembles a new Impossible Missions Force and plops it down in Kiev, Prague, London and Langley, Va. - doesn't have the momentum or suspense of De Palma's best pictures. It moves, awkwardly at times, from one elaborate set-piece to the next. [22 May 1996, p.E01]
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  71. PCU
    A hare-paced, harebrained and, for the most part, amusing update of "Animal House." [29 Apr 1994, p.03]
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    • 70 Metascore
    • 63 Critic Score
    The film leaves the viewer with a more vivid sense of Kerry the man, portraying him as admirable, if not lovable.
  72. An undemanding and reassuring amiability that made it a crowd-pleaser at Sundance.
  73. Although the sequel retains its predecessor's breezy retro spirit, The Mummy Returns is a mite darker and scarier and the effects a little spiffier.
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  74. Their chemistry goes like this: He cleans up real nice; she dirties down with gusto.
  75. It is Rapace, the Swedish actress who gained worldwide recognition as Lisbeth Salander in the original adaptation of "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo," who ends up the true heroine of Prometheus.
  76. However great Murphy is in this film, even greater is Liam Neeson as Father Bernard.
  77. At one point, Dulaine takes the students to his studio and they look up at the mirrored disco ball glittering above the dance floor. "Corny, but cool," says one of the sweathogs. My feelings about the film precisely.
  78. Since the main reason I go to movies is to engage with characters, I prefer "The Pledge," the film opening today by Madonna's first husband, Sean Penn, rather than this stylish fluff by her second spouse.
  79. A campy homage to those days of malt shops, drive-ins, and saucer-shaped UFOs - you know, the ones that go crashing into nearby buttes, unleashing terrible terrors from another galaxy.
  80. Harlin, with his customary visual brio, has created a film that is deliriously watchable. It's just not all that interesting. In the end, The Covenant is simply a glossier version of TV's "Charmed."
  81. It's earnest, but it feels beside the point. Blood Diamond's real point: box office.
  82. With Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Tim Burton gives new meaning to the term "director's cut."
  83. The chief appeal of this affectionate story is its embrace of those who are not thinner, richer and more glamorous than the moviegoers.
  84. It's a hokey piece of melodrama in a movie that cheats its characters - and its audience - out of some emotional truth.
  85. Burton gives us SuperDude; Nolan gives us Sir Subdued.
  86. The film is too formulaic and far too prone to melodrama, with outsize emotions as ridiculous as its comic-book villains.
  87. The film only occasionally comes to life - it's too literal (and literary), too studied, too still.
  88. Like Mickey Rourke in "The Wrestler," Malkovich plays a star long past his glory days in The Great Buck Howard, but continuing to do the only thing he knows. The tone of the two films couldn't be less alike, but the story arc of the central characters graphs the same.
  89. It isn't a good movie, but it is diverting, a showcase for Anouk Aimee, Greta Scacchi and Ron Silver, and a peephole on behind-the-scenes moves.
  90. A monster chiller sequel that is visually spectacular but rather overburdened with story.
  91. A Good Man in Africa, which has been adapted to the screen by Boyd from his first novel, isn't an out-and-out dud, but it too seems to have been sucked dry. [09 Sep 1994, p.03]
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  92. At 120 minutes, The Love Witch is too long. Biller has too much material on her hands and too many non sequitur scenes.
  93. The filmmakers' narrative device of framing Quinn's tale as a feature-length flashback doesn't pay off - we get a goody-two-shoes moral lesson at the end, and a look at movie studio aging makeup gone wild.
  94. Been there, done that. As thrilling a filmmaker as Martin Scorsese continues to be, and as wild a performance as Leonardo DiCaprio dishes up as its morally bankrupt master of the universe, The Wolf of Wall Street seems almost entirely unnecessary.
  95. Think of the film from director Adam Salky and screenwriter David Brind as "Pretty in Pink" crossed with "Cruel Intentions."
  96. A wholesome little drama aimed at the pre- and early-teen crowd.
  97. Doesn't have the exuberant inspiration or seamless, polished dazzle of "Toy Story 2," but if the latter is sold out at the multiplex this weekend, the mouse is a passable substitute.
  98. Williams never defaults to mimicry. Her Monroe doesn't have the breathless whisper and quivering lips/quivering hips quality of the Marilyn impersonators. Her Monroe is a lightbulb on a dimmer, suddenly bright, and just as suddenly, indistinct.
  99. At its best, Worlds Away is a parade of mostly attractive acrobats performing physically improbable feats. At its worst, it has the humorlessness of Ridley Scott plumbing the deeper meanings of an Esther Williams water ballet.

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