Essentially, this is "Strike Fighters" in hotpants and platform heels. [Dec 2006, p.95]

A mess, but an interesting one. [July 2007, p.76]

Lumbering sports behemoth. [Feb 2008, p.72]

Beneath the endless text, Analogue is smart, focused, and refreshingly unpleasant stuff with a style all of its own. [Apr 2012, p.112]

Four player co-op always stimulates a baseline level of fun, but this is bare bones stuff. [May 2003, p.111]

A weak add-on to an improving game. [Sept 2008, p.92]

It's sweet and simple enough, but with that, remarkably shallow. [Oct 2007, p.87]

The opening battles are simply too difficult to play. [Aug 2007, p.91]

A container full of bloody FEAR jam. [Christmas 2007, p.92]

Cheap, brief, hard-to-control thrills. [Feb 2008, p.74]

Excellent house-breaking multiplayer that's great while it lasts, but may wear out early due to lack of maps.

You can rip off a 7-year-old game and still fall short of your ambition. [Oct 2007, p.87]

Superb artistic design, broken game. [Oct 2007, p.76]

This is a weak port. [Feb 2010, p.85]

Alchemy, brigands, gold management, and lots of trading [Christmas 2006, p.85]

A great big walloping drive of a golf game. [Nov 2007, p.78]

A less than great RPG-shooter that you may still love to pieces, but keep a pack if aspirin on hand just in case. [Nov 2011, p.140]

I slept with the mailman then insulted his performance. It had no affect on the game. I spent the first day in bra and panties, even while having lunch in someone else's home. No one noticed. I can only suggest you tune into something else instead.

The core game remains unchanged, the AI still quirky, the music ace, and the commentary surprisingly intricate and relevant. [Dec 2006, p.101]

All you expect from a film tie-in, if ever so slightly better. [June 2008, p.81]

A mad experiment that mostly pays off. [June 2008, p.86]

A high score-chasing game that scores well with us all. [July 2008, p.83]

The shallow mechanics and technical problems make this one to avoid at full price. [Mar 2011, p.97]

Quotation forthcoming. [June 2007]

An attempt to remake the pretty-looking shambler - with no effort to improve the balance of game systems or iron out bugs. [July 2013, p.80]

Harmless, mindless fun. [May 2007, p.88]

Empty-souled, dated GTA clone. [Aug 2007, p.84]

A depressing and shoddy misfire of a World War II sneak-'em-up. [July 2009, p.84]