This is the other one - the one that's quite crap. [Apr 2011, p.60]

Apart from the occasional feeling the gender differences have been artificially embellished to pad out the puzzles, this is an odd, sometimes confounding, but fun game of item-combining and sleuthing. [Dec 2007, p.71]

Even their signature vehicle forms are samey. [Aug 2011, p.74]

Even their signature vehicle forms are samey. [Aug 2011, p.74]

The combat's fun but a bit repetitive. [Christmas 2010, p.74]

A poorly designed game that allows you to create more poorly designed games, then inflict them on other unfortunates. [June 2012, p.106]

A dark fantasy adventure stripped of darkness, fantasy and, well, adventure. [July 2009, p.71]

There's a decent 3D platformer buried somewhere in SPRay, but a mass of bugs, poor design decisions and slipshod localisation makes it very hard to access. [Mar 2009, p.65]

Fairly humorless, and mostly done with button not stylus, but a good play. [Aug 2007, p.70]

Do you pine for a game where it takes the best part of an afternoon to kill an enemy? Then this is the uninspired film tie-in for you! [July 2011, p.64]

Basic, derivative, monotonous; but dressed up with some stylish visuals and the odd good bit, TMNT is impossible to entirely dislike, but equally impossible to recommend. [June 2007, p.57]

This is awful. [July 2010, p.61]

An overpriced puzzler that presents you with the bare bones of a game. [June 2012, p.106]

You'd have more fun if you asked a professional wrestler to try to transform your skeleton into the shape of a moped. [Aug 2010, p.68]

The action's limited but still amusing, and the music is truly late '60s fabulous. [Sept 2008, p.71]

It's bewildering as to why this is even a launch game, let alone how anyone thought it would be fun to <I>not</I> drive a car round a crappy looking track with a broken plastic steering wheel. [January 2007, p.54]

This is such a technical and conceptual mess that EA wouldn't send us a copy - we had to go out and buy it. [Christmas 2010, p.53]

This repetitive title somehow manages to make dinos seem dull. [May 2011, p.56]

Definitely not the most offensive game on the shelf for Wii, but not the most enjoyable either. Without multiplayer functionality, life on the water is a rather lonely one. [Feb 2007, p.72]

The Wii does shovelware better than anyone, but it's really hit a new low with 101-in-1 Sports. [Jan 2011, p.69]

Basically, you're fighting suicidal ghosts in a well-lit house. Worst sales pitch ever. [Mar 2011, p.72]

Welcome to Migraine City, population you. [June 2008, p.54]

Treacle-slow gameplay and, unless you love generic sci-fi future visions, very little incentive to soldier on. [Sept 2008, p.67]

Tables are too squished on the DS screen, making the balls seem massive, but using the stylus to direct the cue and set power is pretty effective. [Apr 2007, p.70]

At 20 quid for five distractions that might keep you busy for 30 seconds, it's overpriced. [Apr 2007, p.60]

Zendoku is much, much better. [Aug 2007, p.65]

Even the most mild-mannered puzzle fan will fly into a Hyde-like rage if they realize they've wasted 25 quid on this. [Feb 2011, p.71]

Tiresome nonsense. [Sept 2007, p.40]