A frustrating experience. [Mar 2010, p.65]

Utterly mediocre. [Dec 2007, p.53]

A decent and briefly diverting 'boarder, but the full fat games are far superior, stuffed with content and hence better value for your money. [June 2009, p.72]

File under hexagonal-puzzler duds next to "Honeycomb Beat." [Nov 2007, p.72]

It's good value if you just want to spend the afternoon mindlessly shooting cannon fodder. Don't expect anything different, though. [May 2009, p.77]

Quotation forthcoming. [Sept 2010]

Musical employs changing colour wheels that collectively conspire to do your ever-shifting eyes an injury, and not layout that's more shotgun splatter than musical matter. [Nov 2007, p.73]

A game that somehow manages to be incredibly offensive by being so bland and inoffensive that you want to rip its beating heart right out. [Dec 2008, p.78]

It's like reading through the wrong end of a pair of binoculars. [Apr 2009, p.76]

A polished, professional, utterly frustrating and totally nonsensical experience. So much effort has been wasted on this it's tragic. [Dec 2008, p.79]

A yo-ho-no. [Dec 2008, p.77]

Pretty, and pretty hollow. [July 2011, p.76]

A simple but enjoyable blaster that costs way too much. [May 2010, p.73]

Uninspired. [Apr 2010, p.74]

A game so bad, it brings shame upon Donkey Kong and his entire family. [JPN Import; Oct 2007, p.60]

There's nothing hard about CSI's evidence. [Apr 2008, p.72]

It might be simple, repetitive and nowhere near worth the asking price, but Urban Champion is a pleasant enough retro diversion for half an hour or so. [Oct 2011, p.76]

A slight iPhone game that feels even slighter on Wii. Get Airport Mania instead. [Oct 2011, p.77]

Glitchy, hard to control, unimaginative, repetitive, frustrating, overpriced... Nobody except Tony Hawk himself seems to like it. [Jan 2010, p.73]

What a shinobi bumble. [Mar 2011, p.73]

Smart and cute. [Mar 2011, p.73]

A teeth-grindingly stupid premise belies a few okay gameplay ideas. [Aug 2008, p.75]

Misfires with its repetitive gameplay and ships that handle like ice skaters. [Sept 2008, p.67]

There's a decent 3D platformer buried somewhere in SPRay, but a mass of bugs, poor design decisions and slipshod localisation makes it very hard to access. [Mar 2009, p.65]

A fun timewaster, but not as exciting as its soundtrack suggests. [Mar 2011, p.77]

Even die-hard Twilight fans (Twi-hards?) are going to feel a bit short-changed by this. [Apr 2010, p.70]

With Zoo Keeper still available, there's no need for this. [Mar 2010, p.68]

Some enemies that weren't can-based would have been even nicer. [Mar 2010, p.73]