New York Post's Scores

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For 8,354 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 44% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 54% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 8.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 57
Highest review score: 100 Patriots Day
Lowest review score: 0 Zombie! vs. Mardi Gras
Score distribution:
8354 movie reviews
  1. There are the makings of a funny movie here, but novice director-writer Anna Reeves isn't up to the job. While her cast is talented, Reeves doesn't concentrate long enough on any plotline or character to build viewer interest.
  2. No adventurous filmgoer will want to miss Tony Takitani.
  3. A meditation on literature, love and remembrance that is able to find humor and hope in the dark days of the Cultural Revolution.
  4. An achingly beautiful look at the most tragic victims of the longtime war in Chechnya: children.
  5. Filled with nostalgia for old Chinese movies, respectable performances and lively kung-fu slapstick.
  6. Hustle & Flow promises gritty street drama but delivers "Pretty Woman" with crunk instead of Roxette.
  7. Bay's best film since "The Rock."
  8. Merely a passably amusing excuse to pass a couple of hours in an air-conditioned theater.
  9. A yellow dog of a movie that delights in offending the offendable. It's also a whitesploitation classic, from its menacing sideburns to its demented laughter.
  10. The film accurately reminds you, if you need reminding, what it's like to have your mind hijacked by somebody's body.
  11. You can sympathize with both sides in their ideological battle, which ends in a most unexpected way.
  12. The bottom line of Last Days seems to be, fame's a bitch. Yes, Gus - now start making movies again that tell stories, please.
  13. By the time the closing credits roll, you'll be ready to run out and hug a tree.
  14. There's no real payoff - artistically or emotionally - in Gregory Harrison's gimmicky and tedious psychological thriller November, shot on ugly digital video.
  15. The star of the movie is Caeli Veronica Smith, 12, an accomplished violinist who frequently performs in the park. Seeing her play in person would be worth the bus trip to Philly.
  16. The subject is touchy, but Gund handles it with taste and compassion.
  17. Like Roald Dahl's book, Tim Burton's splendidly imaginative and visually stunning - and often very dark and creepy - new version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is squarely aimed more at children than their parents.
  18. The flick brings two hours of great big sloppy buck-wild laughs by morphing into a cross between "Meet the Parents" and "Some Like It Hot."
  19. Way too long, too convoluted and too peppered with title cards...Even so, it's hard to dislike Don Roos' "Magnolia"-inspired triptych of interconnected comic tales about lies, sex and video.
  20. Clever, racially and sexually provocative variation on "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?"
  21. The Warrior may be mighty of sword but he is exceedingly limp of writing. We never learn why he went bad in the first place, or what causes his sudden conversion. If the audience is expected to do most of the work, we should be paid $10.50 each.
  22. A gritty, well-acted, documentary-style drama.
  23. Offers interesting views of ordinary life in Baghdad that Americans won't find on TV news. But the impact is lessened by the director's failure to let those who think the war is justified have their say.
  24. By the time White gets around to condescending remarks... the film has become a sort of BBC "Hee Haw," meant to reassure Brits and New Yorkers that the South is indeed a land of pistol-toting, Jesus-praising gap-toothed freaks.
  25. If you can check your brain at the popcorn stand and keep your expectations low, Dark Water is an OK genre exercise that maintains a consistently creepy tone.
  26. A perfect storm of wooden acting, hackneyed direction, inane scripting and laughably cartoonish special effects produces a shapeless mess more wearyingly stupid than arch-villian Dr. Doom is evil.
  27. The movie grows steadily more arresting as it goes on and saves its best parts for last.
  28. Fast-moving, psychologically savvy.
  29. Saraband -- the term means an erotic dance for two -- is like watching four people take turns trying to swim with one of the others clinging to an ankle. It's grim and gripping.
  30. Scathing indictment of the tabloid media! Film at 11! That's how Crónicas sees itself, but all I could see was a scathing indictment of writer-director Sebastian Cordero's ability to put together a credible story.

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