New York Post's Scores
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For 8,344 reviews, this publication has graded:
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44% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 8.3 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 57
| Highest review score: | Patriots Day | |
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| Lowest review score: | Zombie! vs. Mardi Gras |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 4,334 out of 8344
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Mixed: 1,702 out of 8344
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Negative: 2,308 out of 8344
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Kyle Smith
Green rules the picture with her nutty stare and her willingness to get nasty in a hot sex scene, but the movie’s main weak point is the Greek general Themistokles.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 5, 2014
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Sara Stewart
Charmingly profane, with a buzzing riot-grrrl soundtrack, “Izzy” is a stylish twist on an ’80s trope: Here it’s the woman as pathetic supplicant, trying to win back someone who’s moved on.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 21, 2018
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Lou Lumenick
A slickly entertaining war movie that's sometimes striking, sometimes silly -- but never, ever boring.- New York Post
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V.A. Musetto
So, should you see The Intruder? Yes -- but only if you're willing to ignore bothersome concerns about narrative and let the poetic images take over your mind.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
Stoned carries a freaked-out buzz of nostalgia for the era when celebs willfully destroyed themselves for our amusement.- New York Post
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Jonathan Foreman
Unfortunately, you really only hear about prostitution from the side of the pimp.- New York Post
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Johnny Oleksinski
The studio’s latest likable musical is nicely animated, has nice characters and a few nice songs. At risk of repeating myself: It’s nice.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 26, 2024
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Kyle Smith
The Hunger Games may be derivative, but it is engrossing and at times exciting. Implicitly, it argues that "The Truman Show" might have been improved by Ed Harris lobbing fireballs at Jim Carrey, and it's now clear what "American Idol" was missing all those years: a crossbow for Simon Cowell.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 21, 2012
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Farran Smith Nehme
The actors bring emotional authenticity to the aftermath of trauma, but despite that and the handsome cinematography, there is also a persistent phoniness.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 30, 2016
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Kyle Smith
Life, Animated oversimplifies the situation, contriving to use endless clips from Disney movies to make a case that movie magic really can better people’s lives. Unfortunately, by the end of the movie it’s clear that Disney can’t help Owen negotiate sex, breakups or many other challenges he faces as an adult.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 30, 2016
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Kyle Smith
The film accurately reminds you, if you need reminding, what it's like to have your mind hijacked by somebody's body.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
A chilling pulp movie told with a pavement-eye view of the dregs of humanity.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
Christopher Walken is in top form as Paul Lombard, an aging romantic crooner.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 7, 2016
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Jonathan Foreman
With its endless takes of characters silently waiting, say, or getting out of bed, this is the kind of film that can be seen only after a full night's sleep. But it is also clever, funny and sometimes moving.- New York Post
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Megan Lehmann
Coppola sure knows his late-'60s cinema and he's meticulous in reconstructing the style of the era.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
Actually more entertaining than its 1994 predecessor.- New York Post
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Sara Stewart
The omnipresence of oddity in The Future dilutes its charm: A T-shirt creeps around on its own, a little girl likes being buried neck-deep in the backyard. Whatevs.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 29, 2011
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- Posted Nov 24, 2020
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Kyle Smith
Kim Basinger gives one of her strongest performances in Even Money, a kind of "Crash" fueled by gambling instead of racism.- New York Post
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Megan Lehmann
Keaton's overamped girlishness, and the adolescent shenanigans she engages in, make a mockery of this overlong romantic comedy's stance as a celebration of mature love.- New York Post
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Jonathan Foreman
While the film contains some terrific, realistically bloody battle scenes, it has a distinctly Germanic feel, both in its epic heaviness and in the peculiar way it revises the history of the American Revolution.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
France's François Ozon's 5 x 2, which resembles Ingmar Bergman's "Scenes from a Marriage" told in reverse, could be played for laughs, or suspense -- who killed this marriage? -- or with the rueful irony of Stephen Sondheim's backward musical "Merrily We Roll Along."- New York Post
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V.A. Musetto
A slight movie. But it has its share of charm and is a pleasant way to spend a little over an hour. It also is a sign that Burns might actually have talent.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
The “Transformers” hottie undergoes her very own transformation here, thanks to satanic possession.- New York Post
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Jonathan Foreman
By far the best thing about Pitch Black is the cool-looking lighting and photography.- New York Post
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Sara Stewart
At a little over an hour, Silent Souls is hardly long, yet the camera's repeated focus on the wintry, gray country road they're traveling can feel somewhat ponderous -- like life itself, as one of the guys in the film might wryly point out.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 16, 2011
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Megan Lehmann
Some of the plot points are confusingly vague, the tone lurches wildly between genres, and the film's epilogue pushes the bounds of believability - but The Hard Word could never be accused of being predictable.- New York Post
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Farran Smith Nehme
Intrigue doesn’t begin until the last third of the movie, which is by far the best part. The Victorian melodrama in Effie Gray works better than the Victorian suffering.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 1, 2015
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Kyle Smith
Too strange and disjointed to attract much of an audience, but its astonishing visuals showcase a major new talent: first-time feature director and book illustrator Dave McKean.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
Watching it is like being the only non-stoned person in the room as someone tells a long, long story.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
At last, someone has figured out that there might be laughs in teens trying to lose their virginity.- New York Post
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V.A. Musetto
A protegé of Gus Van Sant, Archer -- who also makes short films and music videos -- has a wild imagination he has trouble harnessing. He doesn't know the meaning of "too much." But Barkin, in short, blond hair, is superb, as usual, and Aaron Platt's cinematography is stunning. Here's hoping Archer gets his s - - t together in feature No. 3.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 23, 2011
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Megan Lehmann
The central narrative is ultimately too one-dimensional to sustain interest.- New York Post
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V.A. Musetto
If you want an introduction to the director's work, you're better off with "La Belle Noiseuse" (1991) and his masterpiece, "Celine and Julie Go Boating" (1974).- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
The minimalist style keeps the suspense warm. The movie is unusual among teen horror flicks in that it largely avoids the usual cheap thrills and bursts of scare music. Instead, it carefully repeats isolated images and sound bites until they take on a shivery power.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
If it's violence ye seek, and violently confused storytelling, look ye no further.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 11, 2011
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Kyle Smith
Japan’s loony suicide culture seems like an adequately scary backdrop for a horror movie, but the routine horror flick The Forest mostly settles for cheap thrills.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 8, 2016
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Lou Lumenick
A family-friendly, Hallmark Channel-ready musical dramatic fable whose plot more closely resembles Spike Lee’s “Red Hook Summer.’’- New York Post
- Posted Nov 26, 2013
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Megan Lehmann
A visual treat diminished by lifeless dialogue and self-conscious acting.- New York Post
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Megan Lehmann
Although deft editing provides neat segues, "Safety" suffers from a case of too many dramas, too little time. Characters are given no chance to develop and, too often, their behavior turns on a dime, hurtling off into a parallel universe of extreme acts.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
Frey's harrowing depiction of this milieu transcends the indifferent acting and contrived plot.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
A sort of grown-up version of “Moonrise Kingdom,” France’s Love at First Fight has some youthful free-range charm but not nearly as much as its predecessor.- New York Post
- Posted May 20, 2015
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Sara Stewart
Without a humanizing element like Blunt’s character, this whole grim affair is just a race to the bottom in which everyone loses.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 29, 2018
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Kyle Smith
You've seen him be funny on TV for nothing, but you'll have to shell out $10.75 to see Ray Romano unwrap a Subway sandwich.- New York Post
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Sara Stewart
First-time feature director Clare Niederpruem gives it her very earnest all, but falls short both on continuity issues (a smoldering curling iron, for example, is dropped to the floor and immediately forgotten) and on making her gradually aging cast match up.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 28, 2018
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Kyle Smith
Ultimately, this throwback, made-for-TV-style film takes the easy way out in a cheesy climax, but its resolute quaintness may appeal to the kind of viewers who regard electricity as disturbingly newfangled.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 22, 2013
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Kyle Smith
Despite being named “Gator Bodine,” Franco seems like something Statham would scrape off his boots. Put it this way: Franco needs a baseball bat to be intimidating; Statham just needs to be Statham.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 26, 2013
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Lou Lumenick
Atmospheric and moves briskly, but it's basically TV writ large.- New York Post
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V.A. Musetto
The Inheritance has a promising start but soon becomes preachy and melodramatic.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
You know a low-budget indie has problems when it's less emotionally honest than a studio-backed project like "(500) Days."- New York Post
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Farran Smith Nehme
Blair has a colorless, weirdly teenage delivery that doesn’t convey Hesse’s vivid, brilliant personality. It is odd to watch a documentary where the subject becomes more interesting when she is discussed by other people.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 28, 2016
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Lou Lumenick
I don't think we're expected to take After.Life any more seriously than Ricci's last extended (near) nude role in the immortal "Black Snake Moan." That one was more fun.- New York Post
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V.A. Musetto
A sweet comedy with a bright cast and few surprises, the film did well in China, where it was aimed at teenagers. Since Hilary Duff isn't in the cast, its success probably won't cross over to America.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
“Risky Business” it’s not, and Delevingne is no Rebecca De Mornay.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 23, 2015
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Lou Lumenick
The film at least achieves the level of mediocrity thanks to the professionalism of two slightly younger participants — Kline and Mary Steenburgen, who also have Oscars on their mantels but go well beyond phoning it in here.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 31, 2013
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Kyle Smith
The movie falls into the same uneasy category as "Eight Legged Freaks": too tongue-in-cheek to be thrilling, not funny enough to be a comedy.- New York Post
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Jonathan Foreman
Represents a kind of progress. Where once only a few ultra-talented, lucky black filmmakers got to make big studio movies, now we have standard-issue Hollywood schlock that happens to be made by, about and for African-Americans.- New York Post
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Sara Stewart
Overall, the insubstantial Lucky Stiff feels like community theater with an extravagant budget.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 23, 2015
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Lou Lumenick
A fussy piece of schmaltz that makes you long for "Stand By Me," a vastly superior coming-of-age tale from King's pen.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
It's a one-joke movie, if "Jewish mothers are annoying" is a joke. But just as a film about boredom should not actually be boring, no movie should credibly simulate the experience of being stuck in a car with Barbra Streisand for eight days.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 19, 2012
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Sara Stewart
Director Suri Krishnamma capably depicts the darkness in Jim’s head with his shadowy surroundings, misanthropic inner monologue and increasingly frequent hallucinations, and Griffith’s vulnerable performance is a standout. But the film’s final third seems needlessly graphic.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 30, 2013
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Lou Lumenick
There are a few decent jolts in Disturbia, but overall this ultra-predictable thriller doesn't live up to the hype.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
Out of the Furnace is much longer on style and belligerence than actual substance.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 3, 2013
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V.A. Musetto
Glosses over the depression and alcoholism that have bedeviled Walker as well as any relationships he might have had. But that doesn't make the film any less interesting.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
The main reason for Winter's Bone to exist is that it delivers a little voyeuristic thrill -- a bit of poverty porno -- for the critics who awarded it their highest honors at this year's Sundance Film Festival.- New York Post
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Farran Smith Nehme
The main problem is the criminal subplot, full of Aussie villains snarling “mate” at one another and landing bloodless punches on Dean. 33 Postcards is what happens when someone grafts a prison angle onto “Pollyanna” — the tough guys just get in the way.- New York Post
- Posted May 16, 2013
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Kyle Smith
Treats us to some feverish decapitating, juicy stabbing and non-anesthetized fingertip removal.- New York Post
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Sara Stewart
It's a typical Solondz sad-sack tale, but this film seems to be disgusted by its own characters, which isn't true of the director's best work ("Happiness," "Welcome to the Dollhouse"). We don't need to like Abe, but it's unsettling to feel the director might actively dislike him.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 7, 2012
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Lou Lumenick
Seriously lost in the woods. This aimless epic about a pair of charlatan brothers sinks under the weight of a problematic script, questionable star casting, hamfisted editing -- and penny-pinching by Gilliam’s latest patrons, the Brothers Weinstein.- New York Post
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Sara Stewart
What begins as a clever action-comedy a la “Pineapple Express” or Eisenberg’s earlier “Zombieland” devolves into a standard shoot-’em-up, with gore splashed around to distract us from the dearth of wit.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 20, 2015
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Lou Lumenick
A glacially paced, emotionally frosty epic (with a top-drawer cast).- New York Post
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Becomes almost laughably melodramatic and wields just about every rock-movie cliché in the book.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
The Secret Life of Bees showcases Fanning, who is growing into an impressive teenage actress - even if a scene where she licks honey off an older boy's finger is, well, creeptastic.- New York Post
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Farran Smith Nehme
Agreeable this film certainly is, but the shagginess never seems to take shape.- New York Post
- Posted May 20, 2015
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Farran Smith Nehme
The tone teeters between delicate and affected, and there’s only so much flitting around and soulful stares a movie can sustain before an audience starts wanting something more earthbound.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 30, 2013
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V.A. Musetto
It's a clever concept that should play well on TV and the Internet. But as a big-screen movie, Life in a Day -- which lists brothers Tony and Ridley Scott as producers -- elicits a shrug and a question: Who cares?- New York Post
- Posted Jul 29, 2011
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Megan Lehmann
Only really little tykes will find the surplus of pratfalls and poo and fart jokes a hoot.- New York Post
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Jonathan Foreman
It tries to be an update of "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" crossed with "Pygmalion," but while it has some funny and even original moments, it's too predictable to be "all that."- New York Post
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- Posted Jun 1, 2012
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Johnny Oleksinski
“Pieces” becomes just like every other addiction film, relying on colorful addict characters and torture-porn scenes to arrive at a hopeful end.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 4, 2019
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Lou Lumenick
A glossy, empty and ultimately unsatisfying — if undeniably entertaining — movie.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 2, 2014
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Sara Stewart
Despite the generally talented cast of Anesthesia, its linked-lives format, which we’ve seen so many times before, is frustrating: Too much adds up to not quite enough.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 6, 2016
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Jonathan Foreman
Essentially a feature-length commercial for both the growing sport of competitive cheerleading and ESPN2 .- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
The documentary Tabloid shows that an oddball lead character and a smirky style do not necessarily add up to a complete movie.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 15, 2011
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Lou Lumenick
The once-funny Robin Williams is still stuck in his excruciating touchy-feely mode.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
Disappointingly skin-deep and almost shockingly wholesome, Mary Harron's The Notorious Bettie Page lives up to neither its title nor its advertising slogan, "the pin-up sensation that shocked the nation."- New York Post
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Johnny Oleksinski
I’d rather put Baby Shark on repeat all day than spend another 90 minutes with this adult horse.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 3, 2021
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V.A. Musetto
At nearly two hours, Big Man Japan is clever (in a sick sort of way) but overlong. It needs judicious editing -- more mockumentary, fewer superhero antics.- New York Post
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Lou Lumenick
McKellen, Csokas, Bonneville and particularly Richardson are so good and convincing in their characterizations that you can almost overlook the increasingly unbelievable twists that Asylum takes. Almost.- New York Post
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Kyle Smith
In Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials, selfish oldsters scheme to rob young people of their vital essence, sacrificing them in the process. It’s basically “Social Security: The Movie.”- New York Post
- Posted Sep 17, 2015
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V.A. Musetto
Starts as a serious examination of the two women's lives, but it descends into a mushy melodrama complete with schmaltzy music and dewy cinematography.- New York Post
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Johnny Oleksinski
The promising satire then shifts to a typical thriller with bloody shoot-outs, druggings, tazings and a car dramatically plummeting off a cliff. That business wears thin fast. I Care a Lot is almost two separate films, and I much prefer the first one.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 18, 2021
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Kyle Smith
Strip away the alt-country soundtrack, though, and you've got a Bette Davis fallen-woman-redeemed picture from 1937.- New York Post
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