Boring.

If you can get past the horrors of the interface and the terrible voice acting, you may find a pretty good, original story buried within.

It's unplayable out of the box and incomplete even when patched. But if it can survive, there're signs that WWII Online could be a winner.

A chunky mess of a game that bears some resemblance to the Crazy Taxi I know and love, but one which is lacking most of its fun.

With overly elongated levels, forced backtracking through previously explored stages, and increasingly eye-bleedingly giddy color schemes the further through the game you progress, Altered Beast: GotR is a slightly disastrous attempt to replicate the side-scrolling nature of its source material.

A borderline disaster. I say "borderline" because there are a few things which save the expansion from being a total flop, but they are few and far between.

Whether it is the long loading times, the low framerate, or the poor control, there is really no reason for anyone except a hardcore fan to purchase this game.

HH 2003 isn't a particularly awful game, but rather it's a bit dull and unrefined. It should have had a lot more conditioning before being released for the public.

Fail[s] to live up to its potential. What's left is simply a frustrating and tedious single-player game.

You'll likely spend more time laboriously and tediously pumping out units and then frantically chasing after them than doing anything rewarding or intelligent...Real War plays like a tired, third-rate RTS copycat.

There's just not a whole lot of game here, but what there is, is pure Britney. It's as shallow as the diva herself.

Wasn't great in 1995, and it's even less impressive in 2002.

Not even Eliot Ness and the Untouchables could bust down the doors and reveal the fun in Gangsters 2.

The gameplay is fast and furious and fun for about three fights. Unless button mashing becomes the latest fitness craze, Knockout Kings 2002 will not impress you or your fitness instructor.

It's like any "Resident Evil" game but with dinosaurs instead of zombies. It's also not a very good conversion. Recommended only if you are a survival horror fanatic. Everyone else… be afraid. Be very afraid.

You barely exchange two sentences to Trinity, and she ignores almost everything you say in favor offering pre-scripted responses before quickly dumping you back to the hacking interface.

It's just that LoW2 is missing that certain something … namely compelling gameplay.

Hardcore and casual gamers alike, however, will tire of it very quickly.

The game plays like a warped fighting game, and practically everything about it screams frustration.

An unexpected technical achievement for the GBA, but that doesn't make it a fun game -- it most decidedly is not a fun game.

A mess that 36-plus months of development time couldn't flesh out.

Extremely low replay value.

Although several light years ahead of the quality present in "The Sum of All Fears," the major reason the PC original received such kudos ... -- online multiplay -- is missing.

A simplistic beat-'em-up that turns out to be little more than a generic brawler at best.

Poor framerate, small cast and moves, and poor replayability among other issues. "Tony Hawk's Pro Skater" sells millions for a reason -- this just isn't it.

Yet another superhero game for the junk pile, ripe with so many run-of-the-mill bullet-points that even diehard fans will be turned off.

The AI is stuck in neutral, the races aren't exciting enough to get your engine running, and the missions feel a bit flat.

There's just not enough skill, diversity, or excitement involved in Savage Skies, and certainly not enough incentive to keep slogging through the repetitive missions.