I would rather have been scraping gum off my shoe than sitting there another minute.

Beautiful is a mess, but not without interest.

A painfully unfunny movie.

A fascinating study. What might surprise audiences, though, is how droll the picture is, how much of the violence is just slapstick, and how much deadpan humor is running throughout the film.

If you're looking for something child-appropriate that'll actually keep the little darlings awake for two hours straight, you'd do better...and cheaper...to just stay at home with the Discovery Channel.

God-awful.

Chaotic, peurile, loaded with sniggering commentary and obsessed with breasts, Saving Silverman is like a 90-minute walk through a 13-year-old boy's head.

The animation is only marginally better than the TV show, which means it stinks, and the story is pretty trite.

While the art of action filmmaking depreciates, Harlin remains steadfast in his classicism, even if the movie doesn’t have the foundation to support him.

The film blinks too fast to maintain a coherent vision.

A dismal new serial-killer thing.

Watching Left Behind's plodding screen adaptation may make you feel the Deity has already abandoned us to a shockingly dull post-apocalypse.

I don't like Say It Isn't So, but I understand its karmic inevitability.

Mostly dreadful.

The film isn't merely bungled. It's starved and battered by Lichtenstein.

Borderline incoherent.

A Haunted House, its despicable bigotry aside, is also a not-very-good comedy.

It's only when you see the movie that you discover how completely the film misses opportunities to develop these ideas into anything like movie comedy.

It's a notch above average, but Whatever It Takes can't get too far above that notch.

An assault on brain cells.

Nearly incomprehensible story.

A movie of fools, by fools, for fools, Grown Ups 2 is easily forgotten, which isn’t as bad a feature as you’d think.

Looks and moves like a film whose vital organs were yanked before shooting commenced.

Valentine simply mines the same tired, predictable slasher-movie vein as everything else he's (Blanks) done thus far. Send this one back unopened.

A frenetic spoof of 1961's disastrous Bay of Pigs invasion, Company Man is likely to be forgotten quickly by audiences.

An epically miserable viewing experience, go ahead and skip this one unless you’re seeking to answer the riddle of what happens when people don’t try at their jobs.

Flawed at its very core.

Far from the worst film this summer, but it also doesn't rate strong enough to be a future video rental.