Matt Patches
Select another critic »For 23 reviews, this critic has graded:
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73% higher than the average critic
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4% same as the average critic
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23% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.4 points higher than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Matt Patches' Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 67 | |
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| Highest review score: | Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar | |
| Lowest review score: | War of the Worlds | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 16 out of 23
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Mixed: 1 out of 23
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Negative: 6 out of 23
23
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- Matt Patches
Neither cheap fast food nor the greatest meal you will ever taste, the Statham Special maintains standards that are a cut above. Helmed by stuntman-turned-director Ric Roman Waugh (Angel Has Fallen), Shelter is sharply paced, violent as heck, palpably shot on location, and laced with Surrogate Dad Pathos.- Polygon
- Posted Jan 30, 2026
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- Matt Patches
Fire and Ash bursts with genre details and imaginative flourishes, in a way that has me worried Cameron might be cramming in every idea as he goes out in a blaze of glory (despite promises of Avatar 4 and 5).- Polygon
- Posted Dec 16, 2025
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- Matt Patches
The only redeeming quality: Ice Cube now has a place on Mount Razziemore in a movie I can only hope earns its own Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode.- Polygon
- Posted Aug 12, 2025
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- Matt Patches
Ostrowski and Benjamin make a few key changes to Sapkowski’s story, mostly for the better. The stakes feel higher, the scope feels fit for the medium, and the twists feel right for the times. The ending will likely be debated, and joining in on that conversation is a great excuse to read Sapkowski’s original story.- Polygon
- Posted Feb 12, 2025
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- Matt Patches
Sleep feels like a major debut by a filmmaker who is ready to defy conventions and entertain audiences. It belongs alongside those great Korean horror films, even while standing apart.- Polygon
- Posted Dec 9, 2024
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- Matt Patches
At a time when horror can feel like a studio executive’s dumping ground for cheap work and attempts at genre-bending may make less business sense, it’s a thrill to see a director like Kostanski go for broke on an absurd pitch and take the execution as seriously as Ridley Scott would on a historical epic.- Polygon
- Posted Dec 9, 2024
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- Matt Patches
In a movie that feels constricted in close-ups and boxed-in set pieces, the group’s music gives Moana 2 a much-needed epic quality. There are… devastating clunkers.- Polygon
- Posted Dec 9, 2024
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- Matt Patches
No bodily function goes untapped in Sasquatch Sunset, which happens to be a meditative communion with North America’s glorious woodland.- Polygon
- Posted Apr 25, 2024
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- Matt Patches
Snyder’s background is fine arts, specifically painting, and you see it in the chiaroscuro speed-ramping that litters his filmography. But the closest The Scargiver gets to anything arty is that you could compare it to Goya’s Saturn Devouring His Son, in that it’s near monochromatic and feels like someone biting your head off.- Polygon
- Posted Apr 25, 2024
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- Matt Patches
The sequel to Aquaman is a total bummer for those of us who enjoyed Aquaman.- Polygon
- Posted Jan 9, 2024
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- Matt Patches
The level of craft John and the Hole brings to its ideas makes it worthy of chewing on.- Polygon
- Posted Aug 6, 2021
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- Matt Patches
The bloat that makes this chapter unsuccessful has nothing to do with cartoon action — Lin gets it, and it’s often spectacular. It’s that, with Diesel’s Dom in the driver’s seat, F9 doesn’t choose a lane- Polygon
- Posted Jun 25, 2021
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- Polygon
- Posted Feb 25, 2021
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- Matt Patches
The new comedy Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar cashes in all the mainstream cred accrued by writer-actors Kristin Wiig and Annie Mumolo after the phenomenon of Bridesmaids, then puts it toward the greatest use of all: silly, bizarre, ecstatic jokes.- Polygon
- Posted Feb 12, 2021
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- Matt Patches
It’s one of the director’s more mainstream efforts. What could easily devolve into a Crank-like exercise in hyperactivity is conducted with a steady hand and an appreciation for the details. Sono wants his audience to luxuriate in the brutal beauty of Boutella wielding a gatling gun.- Polygon
- Posted Feb 1, 2021
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- Matt Patches
The UK-born Jones apparently learned to sign, sing, and put on an American accent for the role, and you’d never know it — she holds the movie together in an astonishing breakout performance.- Polygon
- Posted Jan 31, 2021
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- Matt Patches
The satire is goofy and insightful. But unlike The Daily Show’s ripped-from-the-headlines comedy, or Stewart’s grim debut feature, the hostage biopic Rosewater, his second feature feels like it was broadcast from another galaxy, and is only now reaching our current Earthly conversation.- Polygon
- Posted Jun 27, 2020
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- Matt Patches
With the energy of a Saturday morning cartoon that comes and goes, Fowler’s movie entertains and sneaks in a message about feeling sad, alone, and unmoored. It’s not for longtime Sonic fans, but it’s guaranteed to be someone’s nostalgic favorite in the year 2038.- Polygon
- Posted Feb 13, 2020
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- Matt Patches
In an exhausted, introspective, dad-jokey way, Bad Boys for Life gives these boys a definitive ending. It isn’t one fans ever expected, but it’s highly watchable.- Polygon
- Posted Jan 15, 2020
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- Polygon
- Posted Dec 4, 2019
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- Matt Patches
By inhabiting the worst periods of his life, LaBeouf delivers one of the best performances of the year.- Polygon
- Posted Nov 19, 2019
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- Matt Patches
While the art of action filmmaking depreciates, Harlin remains steadfast in his classicism, even if the movie doesn’t have the foundation to support him.- Film.com
- Posted Jan 10, 2014
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- Matt Patches
The combination of Dahl’s bleak plot turns, from the offscreen death of Luke’s parents to a witch who lures the grieving young boy out of his treehouse with the promise of a pet snake, Roeg’s in-your-face camerawork and Henson’s creature effects make every second of The Witches unencumbered, gleeful torture.- Polygon
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