This is what a game looks like when a couple of guys without a proper financial support or sufficient experience bite off more than they can chew. Quantum Error is a disastrous display of amateurishness, poor and terribly implemented ideas, and, above all, overblown ambitions. Rubbish of the decade.

Underworld Ascendant is a disgraceful mess in terms of both design and execution. [01/2019, p.85]

Levels put together from two sets of assets would be awful 30 years ago, chiptune music is worse than in most keygens and sadistic difficulty level is achieved in predictable ways. So does 2 Ninjas 1 Cup introduce anything new to the genre? Yes. Tons of pitiful jokes about defecating. [04/2017, p.71]

The developers should be ashamed to put Manhunter in their portfolio. [CD-Action 02/2013, p.58]

First I struggled to even launch the game, as it did a lot to discourage me (Blue Screens of Death included). Later I wished I had taken a hint and just walked away, because Tyler: Model 005 was not worth the effort. It’s not worth any effort, actually, as it does pretty much everything wrong – it is ugly, platforming mechanics are botched, combat is primitive, there’s hardly any narrative but bugs are aplenty. [12/2018, p.91]

They said: ‘It’s the worst game of 2018. Don’t play it, just watch it on YouTube’. I didn’t listen. And I should have. [13/2018, p.86]

It’s been ages since I’ve seen a shooter so awful. Ridiculous physics, horrible animations, practically non-existent enemy AI, and guns lacking a punch are just some of the remake’s transgressions. Believe me, it’s a really, really bad game. [01/2021, p.81]

It looks like an early prototype of a PS2 game. Mentioning Unearthed and Uncharted in one sentence is like comparing a preschool kiddie bike to Harley Sportster. [CD-Action 10/2013, p.72]

In a state of stupor induced by gameplay I stopped noticing inbred clones wandering the streets, the sterile town straight from Stephen King’s novels and the hatred for humanity infused into every pixel of this virtual world. [12/2013, p.69]

A failure. A tragedy. A nightmare. Everything went wrong in this game and it's one of the worst I've ever played. [12/2012, p.78]

There’s nothing left from Mattel’s vision of Barbie as a girl who can do anything and pursue any career she wants. In Dreamhouse Party she’s is just a cute, dumb girl on high heels who wastes her time with her equally dumb friends. It’s sad. [02/2014, p.68]

Bloody Boobs is a hollow, terribly executed, idiotic, sexist spittle. [04/2017, p.57]

I can’t find proper words to describe how awful this game is. [Sept 2014, p.71]

Every Valentine’s Day I buy a box of dried fruit ice cream, drink wine straight from the bottle, watch Bridget Jones’s Diary and cry in the shower. This year was worse though, because I decided to play Love or Loved: A Bullet For My Valentine. [04/2018, p.76]

An unforgivable defamation of the FlatOut series. [February 2012, p.66]

Yet another proof that Steam Direct failed as a dam that was supposed to keep worthless rubbish from polluting Steam. [05/2018, p.83]

An apology is in order to everyone who fell for the promises on Kickstarter and paid for this ruin of a game. [11/2013, p.76]

An abominable turd made to squeeze some money out of Katamari Damacy fans. [10/2016, p.71]