Baltimore Sun's Scores

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For 2,175 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 54% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 43% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.7 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 Odd Man Out
Lowest review score: 0 Double Team
Score distribution:
2175 movie reviews
  1. This is a movie for genre fans only; there's not an aspect to it that should appeal to the rest of the world. It's neither original nor inventive, and while its young cast works hard, there's not even a standout performance worth recommending.
  2. A lovely, mischievous Casanova that will sweep you off your feet.
  3. This movie proves to be the year's most anti-romantic comedy.
  4. Despite its haphazard rhythms and longueurs, The New World achieves an emotional payoff unlike anything else in Malick's work. It's all you think his movies are, and more.
  5. In the end, the movie proves to be, like Brosnan's character, a tarted-up cliche: a whoremonger with a heart of gold.
  6. Munich is so broad-stroke it cuts itself at every turn. It's also a thoroughly lifeless movie.
  7. Cache is the feel-guilty movie of the new millennium.
  8. If the movie were as funny as it is well-meaning, this would be one for the ages.
  9. What can you say about a film where Carmen Electra's performance is one of the high points?
  10. As social commentary, Fun With Dick and Jane wears Leno-thin. As a big-screen sitcom, it's a procession of hit-or-miss touches that cancel each other out.
  11. It offers top actors in Fiennes and Richardson, plus a rare joint appearance by the sisters Redgrave.
  12. The talented and quirky-pretty Sarah Jessica Parker gives an excruciating performance. It's a keenly self-conscious caricature - the bold, showy kind that often wins awards yet sends audiences running from the theater.
  13. It lacks even Tarantino-esque vitality. It moves more like a busted concertina.
  14. Producers hits few wrong notes on the big screen.
  15. A low-level hoot.
  16. When it comes to what's great about King Kong, it's not the harum-scarum. It's the girl.
  17. Memoirs of a Geisha was never primed to be a film that burns down the house.
  18. Romanticism fights stoicism to a draw, and the movie grows ever more static, too. Down to the quasi-ambiguous hate-crime finish, Brokeback Mountain comes as close to being a still life as you can get with human characters.
  19. A humorous bounty of flesh and fantasy.
  20. Plunges into an imaginative landscape as large as all creation - and never slackens its barreling pace or shrinks its panoramic scope.
  21. Both handmade and souped-up, it beautifully renders two types of camaraderie: the bonds among eccentrics and the fellowship of speed.
  22. Until it detours into dysfunctional-family comedy-drama, Transamerica rides cross-country without ever running low on bracing, cactus-spined surprises.
  23. Overflowing with comedy and drama, The Boys of Baraka unfolds on the mean streets of Baltimore and in the wide-open spaces of Kenya.
  24. It's a rhythmless, graceless piece of filmmaking. But if you have an ounce of misanthropy in your body, a picture like this can draw it to the surface the way a leech draws blood.
  25. Whenever Just Friends threatens to become a total drag, Faris bops onscreen for some serious comic business - either saving the film, or making things worse by pointing out what could have been.
  26. In the movie, the unconverted will hold their ears as the banal tunes blare out in multichannel sound. And they'll wince as the camera closes in on every heart-tugging moment.
  27. The best thing that can be said about this Yours, Mine and Ours is that it's inoffensive.
  28. But by the end, you're only watching to see how far Wilmot's pustules will spread, or whether his various diseases will really make his nose fall off.
  29. The movie comes together like a nihilistic jigsaw puzzle - with a few pieces removed for that special, indefinable dash of pseudo-density.
  30. Too bad the bulk of Rowling's humor goes down a black-magic drain.
  31. What Phoenix and Witherspoon accomplish in this movie is transcendent. They act with every bone and inch of flesh and facial plane, and each tone and waver of their voice.
  32. At over two hours, Breakfast on Pluto is too much of a merely pretty and pretty good thing.
  33. Was the Swedish director, Mikael Hafstrom, taking revenge on the American star system?
  34. Cool!
  35. Director Joe Wright's new movie version of Pride and Prejudice is more Gene Kelly than Fred Astaire: more earthy and athletic than balletic.
  36. The film ultimately is a letdown, leaving too many questions unanswered and ending in a gesture that doesn't really solve anything.
  37. Sarah Silverman says things you wouldn't expect a nice, attractive Jewish girl to say. But that's only half her appeal.
  38. Terrence Howard has stolen 50 Cent's thunder - and his lightning, and his storm clouds, too - twice in one year.
  39. Chicken Little is relentlessly cute. That's the good news, and those who consider the word cute anathema may want to look for entertainment elsewhere.
  40. Caught up in its own macho symbolism, Jarhead fights a losing battle to show the human cost of warfare.
  41. While the film is obviously meant as a call to arms, the very single-mindedness of the approach could work against it.
  42. Director Martin Campbell and a quartet of screenwriters dump in everything from the rise of the Confederacy to the development of Weapons of Mass Destruction. What escapes them is the cool, clear line of action that would enable Banderas and Zeta-Jones to flaunt their amorous charms without huffing and puffing and stretch their swashbuckling muscles with dash, not balderdash.
  43. Prime serves as yet another showcase for Streep; to prove how expertly she plays a Jewish mother with a Ph.D. in psychology, just imagine Barbra Streisand in the role -- you'd have a farce only a step above slapstick. With Streep, you get a smartly observant comedy that never overplays its hand.
  44. There's an honesty to the film that elevates it a cut above standard slasher fare.
  45. The movie mostly proves that cutting-edge humiliations are best absorbed in 25-minute segments on HBO.
  46. It gives you such an intense hit of creativity that afterward you may find yourself trying to jete out of the theater and into the street.
  47. The latest failed Hollywood attempt to make a movie from a video game.
  48. Heartstrings are pulled mercilessly in Dreamer.
  49. Martin's script offers plenty of opportunities, but Martin the actor never takes advantage of them.
  50. In Stay, the director, Marc Forster, fresh from "Finding Neverland," turns Manhattan into a nightmarish dreamscape and his characters into self-destructive ghosts.
  51. It's one nutty holiday fruitcake that is appetizing and tasty.
  52. Jew or Gentile, a good story well told is a thing to be cherished.
  53. Domino should have been a terrific anti-heroine, but the movie never gets deep enough inside this walking time bomb to reveal what makes her tick.
  54. Cameron Crowe crams at least three movies' worth of plotlines into Elizabethtown, and gives short shrift to all of them.
  55. At best, North Country just inspires you to read the book.
  56. You go to Good Night, and Good Luck expecting inspiration, and you get it. It's also unexpectedly subtle, tense, and challenging, complex both in its take on its subject and in its craftsmanship. So the movie brings you to your feet - and, at times, to tears.
  57. It's absolutely the classiest big-screen version of chick lit we're ever likely to see. But it still has all the lasting flavor of a Chiclet.
  58. If you expect anything more substantive from a movie - characters of more than one dimension, storylines that at the least play new riffs on old themes, plot developments that flow from the narrative - you'd best look elsewhere.
  59. Bitterly funny about divorce, it's even sharper and more original about intellectuals and their discontent.
  60. Park's imagination is as fecund as the bunnies that bob up and down from their rabbit holes in every corner of the Tottington garden.
  61. In a society where athletic competitions are too often likened to war, the recognition that everyone's equal once they're off the playing field is a welcome reminder of that little thing called perspective, not to mention sportsmanship.
  62. Serenity may be short on exposition, but it's smart and fun.
  63. Just when you might give up on young American film directors making art the way Bergman and Kurosawa did, along comes Bennett Miller's quiet, tumultuous Capote.
  64. Mirrormask is a gorgeous psychedelic cameo of a movie.
  65. Anderson sees her subject as little more than a game-show contestant. One suspects the real Evelyn Ryan deserved far better.
  66. For at least two-thirds of its length, all elements combine for a taut thriller, a Hitchcockian exercise in suspense pitting human frailty - can our minds be trusted? - against human resourcefulness.
  67. Earns few points for originality, but scads for good-hearted exuberance.
  68. A History of Violence is a hollow story from an empty graphic novel.
  69. Despite the movie's several shortcomings, it leaves us sated. That's because, unlike Oliver's workhouse, it does give "some more" - more emotional breadth, more hardscrabble farce, and more haunting drama.
  70. You never believe that Paltrow's character is insane, even when she herself does. She has too sturdy a core.
  71. Sadly, most of the fun and all the magic derive from the location. The most enthralling fantasy of Just Like Heaven is that an unemployed landscape architect and a fledgling doctor can afford a sprawling apartment with a rooftop view in San Francisco.
  72. A bravura, resonant performance by Nicolas Cage, combined with some hard questions raised about American responsibility for the worldwide glut of firearms, make the film close to a must-see, if not a must-love.
  73. Rambles and sometimes wobbles like a runaway movie. But Schreiber's instincts keep the film frolicsome and vital.
  74. Will be hailed for its macabre imagination and inventive farce. But it also elegantly renders an archetypal teenage tale.
  75. Pucci pulls off Justin's transformation without resorting to histrionics; it's like a radio-station signal finally coming in clearly.
  76. G
    Unable to embrace the world he's seeking to depict, Cherot is left with a lifeless shell, a movie so preoccupied with being noble that it forgets to be interesting. The problem with G is not that it's unbelievable, it's just boring.
  77. Venom isn't worth a critic's venom, but a brief condemnation is in order.
  78. Fellowes sets the screen for a tale of subterfuge in the upper crust, a la Agatha Christie.
  79. Les Mayfield doesn't know how to stage showdowns and chases so they're exciting or funny.
  80. Your basic Lasse Hallstrom formula-film, featuring people in dire situations who are redeemed when their basic goodness comes to the fore, elevated a notch by a pair of actors displaying sides we don't often see.
  81. Unfortunately, nothing in it rings with the faintest tinkle of truth.
  82. Retro in a refreshing sort of way, a return to those sci-fi films of the 1950s, filled with cheesy special effects and over-the-top acting, but with a gem of an idea at its core, and all done with just enough wit and inventiveness to keep audiences in the cheap seats happy.
  83. There's little that's special about Underclassman, certainly nothing that Murphy and Eddie Griffin haven't done better in movies far funnier than this.
  84. A thriller from the inside out, a romance from the outside in: that's the double-edged brilliance of The Constant Gardener.
  85. Neither Grimm comes across as especially interesting to watch, and neither does anything in the movie offer much to get excited about.
  86. Probably the most sweet-spirited sex comedy ever made. It's pretty funny, too.
  87. Craven's films aren't showy, but that should never be held against them. In their streamlined construction and rock-solid simplicity lay their brilliance.
  88. The most amazing fact about Supercross is that it took three people to write it. Two chimpanzees with a typewriter could have done just as good a job.
  89. The soundtrack is guaranteed to send chills where they'll be most effective, and the ultimate resolution is a real shocker. While it doesn't explain away everything that's happened, it comes deliciously close.
  90. True, John Ford and John Wayne did this stuff a lot better back in the day, but they're not around anymore. John Singleton is, and it's nice to see someone caring enough to keep the tradition alive.
  91. There's an element of the nature film to Grizzly Man, and those passages are truly stunning, offering an up-close look at these magnificent animals.
  92. Nolte brings this movie a piece of his heart, and grants us peace.
  93. The Dukes of Hazzard may mark some sort of nadir when it comes to movies made from TV shows. It's an overlong, under-thought and numbingly one-dimensional extrapolation of a TV show whose pleasures were, at best, marginal. See it at your own peril.
  94. It forces you to fill in the blanks, then refuses to judge whether you're right or wrong. It's almost like the audience writes its own script, and everybody appreciates his or her own work.
  95. The film is the work of a visual genius who may have overextended his storytelling ability, but with fascinating results.
  96. One happy surprise after another, even when the content is bittersweet or sad.
  97. Think you know where this film is going? You do, and the best thing about Must Love Dogs is that it takes only 88 minutes to get there - short enough to enjoy the film's modest, well-worn pleasures, but not so long that you feel your time could have been put to better use elsewhere.
  98. For those of us who wish that John Hughes' "The Breakfast Club" had kept the cheeky tone of Hughes' "Sixteen Candles," what ensues is the best Hughes farce that Hughes never made about adolescent snobbery and heartbreak as well as adult obtuseness.
  99. If you like hard bodies and hot engines, if you want to feel like you're inside a cockpit or a video game with someone else working the joystick, you'll find decent escape from the summer doldrums in Stealth.
  100. Sure, this movie is proudly profane, but it's also funny.

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