Baltimore Sun's Scores

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For 2,175 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 54% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 43% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.7 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 Odd Man Out
Lowest review score: 0 Double Team
Score distribution:
2175 movie reviews
  1. When Crews is onscreen, White Chicks is a film that fears nothing and no one. When he's not, it's a film too tentative and soft-hearted to scale the farcical heights to which it aspires.
  2. The problem is not merely that Moore preaches to the choir. It's that, at his worst, he's so bumptious and bullheaded that he helps keep that choir small and strident. In Fahrenheit 9/11, Moore is so anti-Bush that he becomes a Bizarro-world version of Bush himself: tone-deaf, spluttering, incapable of framing an intelligent debate.
  3. Pointed and satiric. Best of all, one must hasten to admit, it's pretty funny.
  4. Spielberg believes, admirably, that art can grow from love, and vice-versa. But in The Terminal he makes the mistake of insisting on it, repeatedly.
  5. A near-great British neo-noir, harsh yet hypnotic. Its psychological vortex can suck you in and leave you reeling.
  6. The movie annoyingly waits until the end to reveal the names of those experts who have been doing all the talking; it would have been nice to know these folks' qualifications first.
  7. Heaven knows what the suits at Disney were thinking, for what they ended up with was a bland Jackie Chan movie and a lifeless travelogue.
  8. At two hours, The Chronicles of Riddick is way too long for ridiculous.
  9. Great casting ideas, like Glenn Close and Christopher Walken as "the King and Queen of Stepford," don't pay off, because the filmmakers' increasingly desperate twists alter the basis of the characters.
  10. Garfield the comic strip stopped being funny about 10 years ago. Garfield the Movie makes it to about the 10-minute mark before tedium sets in.
  11. At the end of Napoleon Dynamite, you're glad the geeks have their day (even Kip's chat-mate turns out be a winner); you're also relieved to be rid of them.
  12. Remarkable documentary.
  13. The Prisoner of Azkaban is to Harry Potter what that other No. 3, "Goldfinger," was to James Bond: the movie that takes the invention and gamesmanship of the series to a whole new giddy peak.
  14. Better than his previous films, The Day After Tomorrow plays to Emmerich's strengths, making for a thrill ride that rarely disappoints when it matters.
  15. Baadasssss is about feeling pain and frustration, about having a sense of purpose that overwhelms everything else, about great cost and great risk, the pain of isolation and the intoxicating effect of fighting against the odds.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    Some of the most affecting moments in the film show Bukowski walking the streets of his Los Angeles, a barren suburban hell, as he reads his poems and the words appear on and then fade from the screen.
  16. Saved! is the audacious feel-good satire of 2004.
  17. By the end, this movie's balancing act is the equivalent of network news' equal-time laws. The "fairness" becomes deadening.
  18. Two of the most insistently unlikable movie creations to afflict audiences in some time, a pair of self-obsessed anti-romanticists who spend some two decades doing stupid things at each other's behest. They also whine a lot.
  19. Gripping footage about the controversial Qatar-based Al-Jazeera Satellite Channel, which transmits news to 40 million Arabs. But the movie offers neither lucid analyses of the channel nor probing portraits of its journalists.
  20. There's no innocence left in Shrek 2. The helter-skelter story and throwaway gags emerge from a sensibility that confuses gossipy knowingness and jadedness with wit.
  21. This handsome and occasionally exciting movie flounders because it confuses Tinseltown glamour with legendary heroism and beauty.
  22. Sometimes sly and witty, sometimes dull and forced, Coffee and Cigarettes is Jim Jarmusch's testimony to the difficulties and delights of communication.
  23. A Slipping-Down Life may be low-key, but if you enter its unique atmosphere, you will leave exhilarated.
  24. New York Minute isn't High Art, but it is highly entertaining, especially if you're a member of its target audience.
  25. The biggest crime of Van Helsing is that it resurrects classic monsters and fails to make them scary. With a full 132 minutes of feeble jokes and gimcrack phantasmagoria, it's not spine-tingling - it's butt-numbing.
  26. Spurlock's movie is the real-life slapstick record of a kamikaze Mac attack. Schlosser's book is the contemporary equal of Upton Sinclair's classic meatpacking muckraker "The Jungle."
  27. Quirky and enjoyable.
  28. Godsend is two-thirds of a good movie, with a final third that's just downright awful. So much wasted potential only makes the whole thing that much more painful.
  29. Failed marital farce.
  30. All Fey does is apply a smattering of wit to the story.
  31. Though lovingly crafted and beautifully photographed, the movie does little to make Jones seem compelling, or even all that good.
  32. The Saddest Music In the World may not be for all tastes, but maybe it should be.
  33. The best thing about 13 Going on 30 is that an ever-game Jennifer Garner is cheerfully convincing as a 13-year-old in a 30-year-old body. The worst thing is the feeling we've seen this movie before, done better.
  34. On the plus side, the casting is superb - and the acting, too. Although the context is overwrought and the moviemaking over-the-top, Washington acts from the ticker out.
  35. As a documentary, The Agronomist, in its excitingly fractured, modern manner, does what Lawrence of Arabia and The Leopard do: It traces the upheaval of a civilization in the profile of a magnificent individual. It's a 90-minute nonfiction film with the impact and the greatness of an epic.
  36. If Kill Bill Vol. 1 was bloody exhilarating, Vol. 2 is bloody great. And, as a bonus, not nearly so bloody.
  37. Connie and Carla is a good-hearted comedy that missteps by trying to become a moralistic one.
  38. The Punisher punishes. That's what he does, and that's all this movie does.
  39. Thank goodness for Davy Crockett; without him, the Alamo could have proven the blandest heroic siege in movie history.
  40. Ella Enchanted is one cute movie.
  41. I'm Not Scared presents an interesting picture of youthful innocence challenged, but not a truthful one
  42. Lame.
  43. Hellboy is, to borrow a phrase, one helluva good time.
  44. It's all done with such good heart, and Stiles is so perfectly appealing as one of cinema's most grounded Cinderellas.
  45. Spring, Summer values life, beauty and even human fallibility, ascribing to humanity a nobility we neglect at our own peril.
  46. The biggest problem with Jersey Girl may not be exactly its fault; what is up there on the screen is cute and funny and heartfelt, even if it is unflinchingly formulaic.
  47. Hanks tries his hand at a king-size heartless comic role, and flubs it terribly. He looks slack and pasty and, what's worse, sounds slack and pasty.
  48. Most of the film simply wallows in gangsta hyperbole - it's all bling bling, bang bang.
  49. There's enough here to keep the movie light and avoid the curse of interminableness. Will there be enough to warrant a third Scooby-Doo film? Must we find out?
  50. Wants to be a bittersweet comedy about erotic loss and memory loss. But it doesn't have the heart or brain.
  51. The serial-killer thriller of the week, should have gotten a life of its own instead of trying to steal it from Michael Pye's novel of the same name and several other movies.
  52. Dawn of the Dead may depict the end of the world as we know it, but rarely has watching doom proved such a kick.
  53. Secret Window leaves you unsatisfied and frustrated. Depp's performance both makes the film and undercuts it. He's a poet caught in a machine.
  54. Don't go expecting a good time to be had. But by all means, go to revel in a movie that, for about two-thirds of its length, is Mamet at the top of his game -- intelligent, tightly crafted, densely layered.
  55. At its best, the movie combines the musical and psychological meanings of a fugue. Sons and daughters and mother take up themes of dislocation and identity loss, and deepen them at every turn.
  56. A campy riot of retro cool, a warm and fuzzy ode to the '70s buddy cops.
  57. Twisted is an unusual forensic crime film because it's witty and sophisticated as well as taut and creepy.
  58. Gibson mounts a convincing crucifixion, but his victim is the audience. The Passion of the Christ aims its metallic cat-o'-nine-tails at the viewers' nerves.
  59. By the end, Hamer's crisp, prickly compositions go soft.
  60. There's not a moment in Against the Ropes where you forget this is perky Meg Ryan up onscreen, talking trashy and acting tough.
  61. Most of the humor is both determinedly puerile and unfunny, performed by a generic cast.
  62. Determinedly genial and relentlessly bland.
  63. Funny, sweet and only mildly offensive.
  64. A harrowing depiction of a woman's plight under the Taliban.
  65. Barbershop 2 makes you want to know what happens next. In its own way, it's the Ivory Soap of sequels: 99 and 44/100% pure.
  66. When Catch That Kid isn't careening from plot point to plot point, events turning on unseen dimes, it's trying to ingratiate itself with stunts and chases that its young audience have seen done better on Saturday-morning TV.
  67. Russell's conviction is so total that it tingles the spines of the audience.
  68. As the threesome's movie games push them into an incestuous menage a trois, the movie loses its grip.
  69. Strip away the portentous style and lush views of nature in The Return and all you've got is a slender nightmare of a family gone haywire in an outing that turns into survival camp.
  70. The cast doesn't impress, the story doesn't compel and the characters are too bland to make people remember them.
  71. The astonishing brio and verve of street dancing deserves better than this.
  72. What's wrong with Latter Days is that its banter is pedestrian and its lessons forced.
  73. The movie, brief though it is, feels as padded as a travelogue.
  74. A flimsy, genial romp peopled with early-twentysomethings and targeted at teens and young adults.
  75. For audiences, two things keep the tension from becoming too excruciating: the presence of the survivors in front of us and the knowledge that in the grip of Macdonald's humane, lucid filmmaking, we're in the best of hands.
  76. So, here's the problem with The Butterfly Effect: It's silly.
  77. In this movie, when the honeymoon is over it's really over.
  78. Torque isn't a movie, it's an 81-minute soda commercial.
  79. Lighthearted fluff, not piercing drama. Still, a little shot of reality -- or at least an acknowledgement of same -- could have done this film wonders.
  80. The movie is a marvel - bold, lucid and succinct (even at 123 minutes). It's also harrowing and moving in its depiction of noncombatant men, women and children caught between terrorism and counter-terrorism.
  81. The glory of Japanese Story is that even after a daringly abrupt plot turn, the cast maintains its empathy and lucidity without interruption.
  82. Equal parts fantasy and cautionary tale, a film that manages to be uplifting and off-putting simultaneously -- fortunately, more the former than the latter.
  83. The result is a flabby, episodic phantasmagoria.
  84. Paycheck is one of those movies in which all the ingenuity went into the original idea and none into its execution.
  85. Even at its most hyperactive, Peter Pan has a core of good and bad feeling that will hit home to kids and to adults with honest memories.
  86. Director and dancers catch the audience up in a web of imagination.
  87. Falls victim to flimsy characters and a love story that strains reality.
  88. Put simply, Mona Lisa Smile is too much of a stacked deck -- a movie too concerned with ensuring that audiences feel a certain way to risk anything like nuance or interpretation.
  89. A chilling reminder of the precipice the world stands on nowadays, from a man who looked over the edge more than once.
  90. What makes the movie potent, though, has nothing to do with metaphor or parable. It's that the story provides Connelly, Kingsley and Shohreh Aghdashloo as Kingsley's wife with all the tools they need to resurrect, flesh out, revamp and criticize outmoded male and female roles.
  91. A film as clever and embracingly ribald as this shouldn't have to resort to cliche in the end; director Nigel Cole should have kept his girls in Britain and kept the mood light.
  92. It rises, all on its own, to the realm of masterwork.
  93. Webber's film offers painstaking reproductions of the town of Delft circa 1665 in all four seasons. That's just the problem: you feel every pain he took. Girl With a Pearl Earring is an art movie in the worst way.
  94. Jack Nicholson and Diane Keaton are so good in Something's Gotta Give, it's a shame writer-director Nancy Meyers couldn't rein herself in a little more.
  95. Stuck On You is proof that sweet and funny don't always make for the best mix.
  96. This picture boasts a story about a yarn-spinning Southern father (Albert Finney) and a sober-sided son (Billy Crudup) that gives it ballast and staying power beyond anything in previous, precious Burton fables like "Edward Scissorhands" or "Ed Wood."
  97. It's relentlessly dumb and relentlessly humorous, and those aren't the adverbs it was after.
  98. In The Last Samurai, the body count is almost as high as the dead-brain-cell count.
  99. Monsieur Ibrahim is about people interacting as people, not symbols (one reason, Sharif has said, he took the role was to help his grandchildren's generation understand that idea).

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