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DubeauJul 25, 2017

Valerian is a stunning visual fest. Precise in terms of image and framing. Colourful and with effects that are nothing short of perfect. The acting is unequal because you feel that Cara and Rihanna have the best lines. Valerian is miscast butValerian is a stunning visual fest. Precise in terms of image and framing. Colourful and with effects that are nothing short of perfect. The acting is unequal because you feel that Cara and Rihanna have the best lines. Valerian is miscast but to be fair, the actor is given a succession of one liner in the style of Han Solo. Valerian is not that kind of character in the comics, and it doesn't fit well with DeHaan. The succession of fast action doesn't give us the time to enjoy the characters or the amazing locations that much. Because the action is fast you have no time to reflect on what you see (exception of the movie beginning). The music is sadly forgettable and classic. For a movie about aliens, the music should have followed in that path by being a tad strange. After the Rihanna section the action scenes are becoming too short, almost like they have run out of money. I though that the presence of Rihanna was good, but looking back...it was a big distraction to the story. This movie would have benefited from more interactions between the characters. The original comic isn't short in dialogues, but somehow the movie deviated a lot on that point. Otherwise Valerian is joyful ride and a visual délice. Surely an action flick. I give it a 70% but sadly you won't get to know much about the two main characters or feel for them.… Expand

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NovastreamAUAug 14, 2017

This is what you would expect Avatar to look like if Luc Besson directed it. A visionary when it comes to spectacular on screen masterpieces like The Fifth Element back in 1997. Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets is a wonderfulThis is what you would expect Avatar to look like if Luc Besson directed it. A visionary when it comes to spectacular on screen masterpieces like The Fifth Element back in 1997. Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets is a wonderful adventure through space in a future where only your wildest dreams are actually real.

Based on the comic book series Valerian and Laureline the two set on an adventure through space from planet to planet in search for a little creature called a Mül Converter that will hopefully help stop Alpha, the City of a Thousand Plants, from imploding. Or so it seems. As the two get further into their mission they find the story they’ve been told isn’t quite as it seems. But being the good agents that they are, they uncover the truth and help right what was once wrong.

While the story is simple and very similar to stories that have been told before in agent style dramas, there cold have been so much more to give the story substance and depth. It’s the one thing that doesn’t quite work for the film, which you would think is a huge mistake being that the story is the movie. In this case the story is just a fun way of showing the visual spectacular that is Valerian.
The opening scene starts off with David Bowie’s Space Oddity as you glide through space until we meet a plant full of albino-lizard, human formed aliens living in what can only be described as paradise. Not a cloud in the sky, beautiful beaches but what is truly remarkable about this scene is how clear and believable it is. The CGI used in Valerian is so good you will forget that you’re actually looking at aliens. But it’s not just the intro that sucks you in, the remainder of the film has such close attention to details that every scene is vibrant and clear with so much to look at and explore. Something this spectacular can only come from Luc Besson and his amazing adventurous mind.

Luc Besson has worked as a Director and Writer for more movies than you probably know. The biggest and most recognisable is The Fifth Element back in 1997, which has the same look as Valerian. And to celebrate the 20 years a handful of local cinemas are putting on special screenings. He played a part in writing the Transporter series as well as Taken. While his Directing hasn’t produced a great deal of blockbusters, the ones he has directed have been just as spectacular with the like of Lucy starring Scarlett Johansson.

Besson missed the mark with his special touch in Valerian not only in the basic story line, but also in the development of the characters which is surprising as a great deal of his films are character driven. We find these two star crossed lovers at the centre of the screen with all this built up tension but no back-story. No back-story to who they are and why they are the way they are. And it’s this that brings the story down. It isn’t just the leads, a great deal of the characters are one dimensional and flat. The ones that stand out are the aliens that collect the pearls from the ocean. This colony of aliens seems to be the only ones that have a strong back ground and story to tell. And despite Actors using just their voice for these aliens, there is more emotion and expression than some of the acting from the rest of the cast.Overall this film is well worth seeing, and if you can manage to see it on a big screen in all it’s visual splendour, do it. What you will find is the story meanders around and trails off which says the film was about half an hour too long. But during those scenes where you are starting to think about how much is left of the film, you can escape in the beautiful visual experience this film gives you. Every scene is full of so many things to look at and watch that you forget sometimes there’s some action or important information going on in the middle of the screen. It’s one of Besson’s true visual masterpieces and there’s a whole world out there for more of Valerian and Laureline.… Expand

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grant28304Mar 18, 2018

The movie is good if you're looking for a light sci-fi adventure. I didn't see it in theatre, so maybe the visuals might have been more impressive on the big screen.
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Visuals are good The setting and world building is fun andThe movie is good if you're looking for a light sci-fi adventure. I didn't see it in theatre, so maybe the visuals might have been more impressive on the big screen.
Pros:
Visuals are good
The setting and world building is fun and interesting
The story is interesting
Good action
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Acting is weak
the main character isn't that interesting
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Dr_SilevMay 21, 2018

Characters: 6/10
Plot: 8/10
Villain: 7,5/10
Worldbuilding: 9/10
CGI: 10/10
Romance: 6,5/10

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EgeBerkAug 8, 2018

A space film with an incredible story of Valerian is really a very large issue, but it may sound like 3-4 films from this story, but it looks like some player choices seem to be wrong, especially the actor who plays Valerian is a very goodA space film with an incredible story of Valerian is really a very large issue, but it may sound like 3-4 films from this story, but it looks like some player choices seem to be wrong, especially the actor who plays Valerian is a very good player, but this role has been a little childish for a good fighting agent too weak and too small. The movie is another complaint, but it is a bit complicated because it is a little bit complicated. This complexity was a bit simpler. It could be an incredible film from this story. I think the film is still nice but not very beautiful… Expand

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ryu9376Nov 3, 2018

This movie was actually pretty damn good... critics went too hard on this film. It was really enjoyable.

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Carol_reviewsApr 22, 2019

A terrific imaginative take on the comic book. Besson shows us his most lively animated universe yet; a space opera that feels more ‘ a long time ago’ then any recent installments of that universe we all know and love. Muted performances fromA terrific imaginative take on the comic book. Besson shows us his most lively animated universe yet; a space opera that feels more ‘ a long time ago’ then any recent installments of that universe we all know and love. Muted performances from DeHaan and Delevingne and an uneven script may bog the movie down but there is still much fun to be had.… Expand

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Chempion1Mar 24, 2020

Фильм мне понравился. Такой очень "Бессоновский" фильм! Вообще подобные фильмы мне очень нравятся.
Спецэффекты на высоте. Сюжет тоже порадовал.
И стоять бы этому фильму в одном ряду с "Пятым элементом", но........ Я не знаю, то ли БессонФильм мне понравился. Такой очень "Бессоновский" фильм! Вообще подобные фильмы мне очень нравятся.
Спецэффекты на высоте. Сюжет тоже порадовал.
И стоять бы этому фильму в одном ряду с "Пятым элементом", но........
Я не знаю, то ли Бессон постарел, то ли людей которые кастинги проводят самих на бирже труда нашел? Не знаю.
Но кто подобрал этих двух актеров на главные роли? Это же какая то жопа! Пацан с рожей алкаша и телом 10 летнего ребенка, а так же девчонка а ля "соплёй перешибёшь" на роли супер агентов.......? Неужели во всей франции и голливуде актеров получше не нашлось? Я конечно понимаю толерантность, равноправие, но человек который ведро с водой поднять не может на роль суперагента точно не годится. Просто не веришь тому, что на экране происходит. Когда девочка своим кулачком бьёт в морду 200 килограммовому инопланетянину и тот аж сознание теряет........ну не верю! Ладно Супермен, он хоть мужик здоровый, но тут.......
И этот самый кастинг портит весь дух фильма, на мой взгляд конечно. Я не знаю может сейчас на роли суперагентов "по блату" берут?
А в целом, как я сказал выше, фильм очень хороший, если закрыть глаза на несоответствие внешности главных героев самому сеттингу фильма, это всё тот же Люк Бессон.… Expand

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JoeCoolAug 6, 2017

The movie is visually nothing short of stunning but that's about the only good thing you can say about it. The main actors aren't memorable or even likeable. There is no chemistry between them, the acting is quite forgettable. If you justThe movie is visually nothing short of stunning but that's about the only good thing you can say about it. The main actors aren't memorable or even likeable. There is no chemistry between them, the acting is quite forgettable. If you just want to take in the visuals of this wonderful world on the big screen it's quite the experience, but overall if you're into a movie with deeper meanings, emotions, or even story look elsewhere.… Expand

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BrianMcCriticNov 23, 2017

A film that is worth viewing for the spectacle alone. Not to say there aren't some fun moments within the story, but by the end you find yourself a little exhausted. B-

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MATMAug 20, 2021

I was entertained by “Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets”, but I managed my expectations going in. This is not a movie made by the same Luc Besson that made some of my all time favorite movies back in the 1990's, but it is still anI was entertained by “Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets”, but I managed my expectations going in. This is not a movie made by the same Luc Besson that made some of my all time favorite movies back in the 1990's, but it is still an enjoyable experience that is really aimed at a pre-teen audience. If for nothing else, watch the scene at the beginning where they are growing the space station. Without a single word of dialog, that scene tells an incredibly inspiring story. I like that the rest of the movie tried, I just don't think it ever achieved much. I probably would have been willing to knock the grade up a notch if only the two leads had some chemistry. I give it a C, if you've already seen the best, but you insist on watching a movie, try this one out.… Expand

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eagleeyevikingJan 8, 2018

The visuals are eye-popping, the world inventive, and the action enthralling. The characters and acting is fine as well. It's just a pity that the story and third act doesn't hold up.

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FarhanFirozJul 21, 2017

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets is Luc Besson's ambitious project and really big letdown as well. The Movie has awestruck visuals which are out of this world and absolutely brilliant creativity in its world building and aliens.Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets is Luc Besson's ambitious project and really big letdown as well. The Movie has awestruck visuals which are out of this world and absolutely brilliant creativity in its world building and aliens. Apart
from that the movie has nothing to offer. It got caught up in the visuals that the movie really lacks character development with really cheesy dialogues and humor not landing always and a really convoluted plot.… Expand

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CineAutoctonoAug 5, 2017

"Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets" was a regular movie, although the perfomances, the music and the visual effects are good, the story are regular, and the apparitions of Clive Owen and Rihanna seems to me strange, but I enyojed the movie.

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k2kAug 5, 2017

Your enjoyment of this movie depends on how accepting you are of the two leads. Dale Dehane channels 90's Keanu Reeves and is utterly unconvincing as a kick-ass combat veteran who is in love with his partner. Cara Delevingne is completlyYour enjoyment of this movie depends on how accepting you are of the two leads. Dale Dehane channels 90's Keanu Reeves and is utterly unconvincing as a kick-ass combat veteran who is in love with his partner. Cara Delevingne is completly wooden and dull. There is no chemistry between the leads and it was extremely painful to watch. Forgetting all that, the movie itself is quite entertaining and looks spectacular. The leads are so bad though you might not be able to forgive it.… Expand

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VadertimeJul 21, 2017

Where do I begin. I went to see it last night and although I was not bored or looking at my watch for the over 2 hours of impressive sets and special effects, I came away a bit empty. It was like eating rice cakes. Flavorless, tasteless andWhere do I begin. I went to see it last night and although I was not bored or looking at my watch for the over 2 hours of impressive sets and special effects, I came away a bit empty. It was like eating rice cakes. Flavorless, tasteless and having the texture of styrofoam. This is nowhere as good as "The Fifth Element", which was a mind-blowing spectacle that broke all kinds of barriers for the sci-fi genre. Think of this as a lite, a very lite version of that movie from 20 years ago. Remember that Wendy's commercial from the 1980's - Where's the beef?… Expand

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dangersJul 25, 2017

Valerian is one of the most visually stunning films ever made. It also has lots of action and a story that doesn't suck. The main problem here though, are the two leads. Completely bland.

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reviewfrom19842Jul 30, 2017

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets for what it was it was pretty entertaining. .

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tbeit2Aug 7, 2017

Valerian was a movie with a lot of potential that could have been amazing.

As expected, the movie looks amazing. There is a lot of cool eye candy and art design to look at and it is a joy to watch. The movie does look great overall, even theValerian was a movie with a lot of potential that could have been amazing.

As expected, the movie looks amazing. There is a lot of cool eye candy and art design to look at and it is a joy to watch. The movie does look great overall, even the costume designs and weapons are beautiful.

The plot is also pretty cool, but there lies the problem. The movie seemed to not know how to get to the main plot. About 33% of this movie is two side quest that are meant to build up the lead's relationship and while they're entertaining, they don't have much barring on the plot and it honestly feels messy.

Another problem is that the leads were a bit miscast. I like Dane and he does the whole running, shooting and badass action hero stuff well, but his attempts to flirt and be funny all fall flat. The other chick actually does alright, as she again is very good at the stuns and movements, but she does poorly when it comes to any scenes that require emotion. They both could have been great, but not in this role.

Last thing I will say is that the movie is very well produced. I never had trouble following the scenes as they were all shot clearly, it sounds great (with an awesome David Bowie song at the beginning) and it's very creative. I definitely enjoyed my time with it, but I totally understand why some wouldn't and it could have been better. I would say it's worth a rental though.… Expand

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eva3si0nMay 14, 2018

The movie with a beautiful vneshny view and effects. And a boring, necessary plot, without acting... And how it was possible to release it at the same time in display with Dunkirk? Yes, the movie holds him to watch to the end the effects, butThe movie with a beautiful vneshny view and effects. And a boring, necessary plot, without acting... And how it was possible to release it at the same time in display with Dunkirk? Yes, the movie holds him to watch to the end the effects, but it isn't enough if Luc Besson is involved in it. I hope that further there will be a sequel which will get rid of these shortcomings.… Expand

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FlexedacornJul 31, 2017

Luc Besson’s Valerian adaptation based on the French comic of the same name is visually stunning but unfortunately that’s about all it was. Some of the creatures in the film looked very similar to Luc Besson’s other movie “The Fifth Element”,Luc Besson’s Valerian adaptation based on the French comic of the same name is visually stunning but unfortunately that’s about all it was. Some of the creatures in the film looked very similar to Luc Besson’s other movie “The Fifth Element”, which was a nice throw back. The main protagonists were not as memorable or likeably as some of the other space operas, but good enough to move the plot along. I didn’t mind Dane Dehann, but I can honestly say I have not like Cara Delevingne acting in any of the movies I have seen her in. She frankly comes across as wooden with most of her lines. If I had to take one good thing from Valerian other than the visuals, I would say the technology concepts were cool. It was the first Sci Fi film in a while to really show me advance technology concepts that felt alien. Overall if you like Sci Fi films you will probably find enjoyment in this one, if you’re a fan of a more emotionally deep film then this one is passable.… Expand

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MrNikitaTVAug 11, 2017

Валериан и Город Тысячи планет- средний фильм, в котором есть и клише, и очень скучные главные герои. Сюжет довольно средний, но терпимый. Главные герои ужасные, особенно Кара Делевинь! Юмор иногда бывал годным, но фильм не спасает отВалериан и Город Тысячи планет- средний фильм, в котором есть и клише, и очень скучные главные герои. Сюжет довольно средний, но терпимый. Главные герои ужасные, особенно Кара Делевинь! Юмор иногда бывал годным, но фильм не спасает от глупостей. Фильм средний, но можно посмотреть.… Expand

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TodishDec 3, 2017

Decent movie! Decent sci-fi universe, nice aliens, a lot of details. Everything was good about this movie EXCEPT FOR THE MAIN ACTORS. Good script, bad acting, among the **** acting i have ever seen! This is why i can't place it higher than 6.Decent movie! Decent sci-fi universe, nice aliens, a lot of details. Everything was good about this movie EXCEPT FOR THE MAIN ACTORS. Good script, bad acting, among the **** acting i have ever seen! This is why i can't place it higher than 6. Tough guy Valerian was trying really hard to fit the role, such looks, such moves, much bad acting! As for the girl...well, being constipated does not improve acting skills. They looked more like two spoiled brats trying to play tough...sorry guys, you ruined a good movie!… Expand

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gtwistNov 26, 2017

Valerian is actually entertaining, different, and visually stunning. The fact that this movie is not like any other I've seen, makes this movie watchable. However, there are a lot of flaws. The casting is off, and the pacing is off too. Not aValerian is actually entertaining, different, and visually stunning. The fact that this movie is not like any other I've seen, makes this movie watchable. However, there are a lot of flaws. The casting is off, and the pacing is off too. Not a great movie, but it's not bad either.… Expand

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kunivaNov 29, 2017

This movie is all over the place. I tried to take it as it is but it's hard to follow the action. The CGI is great and all but that's about it :( too bad

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wrikDec 18, 2017

This is one of the most visually striking and fun sci fi films in many years. Amazing visual storytelling. You don't even need the terrible dialogue... which unfortunately, is some of the worst I have ever seen. The dialogue isn't merelyThis is one of the most visually striking and fun sci fi films in many years. Amazing visual storytelling. You don't even need the terrible dialogue... which unfortunately, is some of the worst I have ever seen. The dialogue isn't merely bad or cliche, it is bizarre and grammatically off. If you ever wondered what a it would be like if someone ran a script (French, I am guessing) through Google translate and then filmed it without changing anything, that's what you get here! BUT, but, everything else is so strong and the world is so imaginative that it's still worth your time.… Expand

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TVJerryJul 28, 2017

This adventure takes place in a future world that's populated by dozens of alien creatures in extraordinary environments. And it's surprising that a film so jammed with fantastic visuals can fall so flat. Two humans (Dane DeHaan and CaraThis adventure takes place in a future world that's populated by dozens of alien creatures in extraordinary environments. And it's surprising that a film so jammed with fantastic visuals can fall so flat. Two humans (Dane DeHaan and Cara Delevingne) have a mission to save the titular metropolis and ultimately the universe. This is another setback: DeHaan has none of the charm or charisma of an adventure hero and his chemistry with Delevingne never sparks. But most surprising is that director Luc Besson, who's best known for action series (Taken, The Transporter), has created such anemic encounters here. There's plenty of running and fighting, but it's never staged with any creativity or excitement. Even the remarkable sci-fi elements that are crammed into every frame lose some of their spark after a while, plus the mundane writing and leaden drama dilute any appeal offered by the dazzling (and sometimes derivative) imagery.… Expand

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ExorioNov 22, 2017

Pretty imaginative alien world, but boring overall.

I'm a Fifth Element fan, and that movie was a lot of fun, with lots of charm, and tons of hilarious moments. Then this came up, with Luc Besson as the director I was really excited to watchPretty imaginative alien world, but boring overall.

I'm a Fifth Element fan, and that movie was a lot of fun, with lots of charm, and tons of hilarious moments. Then this came up, with Luc Besson as the director I was really excited to watch it.

I never read the comic book, but as far as comic goes, European comics have really unique style and story. Probably because they didn't reach the mainstream audience much. And lots of french movies are great, so at least these facts get me higher hope for the movie.

But... the very bottom line is that I was wrong to expect Valerian as "spiritual successor" of Fifth Element. I'm guessing this is a very idealist project, sort of like James Cameron's Avatar.

Something that has been around Luc Besson's head for awhile, but the technology wasn't up to it back when he came up with the idea.

So the execution? The CG are wonderful, but that's pretty much all of it. Action sequences are not impactful, even Transformers Last Knight still did it better. No witty dialogue or hilarious/memorable moments such as when Ruby Rod interviewing Korben Dallas. The story is a jumbled mess too.

If you want to feast your eyes again after Avatar did it to you, this will satisfy your thirst at least partially.

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mrmonsterMar 17, 2019

My thoughts on Valerian: imagine Star Wars, but boring. That is pretty much what Valerian is. The visuals are great, I'll give it that, but the plot and the character development are mediocre at best.

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RelaxedmikeAug 1, 2017

Very good special effects, costumes and creatures. Beautiful scenery and filming. But how come the main characters were not developed. The humor sucked and the lead characters had virtually no chemistry. It would seem if you go all out onVery good special effects, costumes and creatures. Beautiful scenery and filming. But how come the main characters were not developed. The humor sucked and the lead characters had virtually no chemistry. It would seem if you go all out on developing such stunning effects for a movie, the plot would be just a tad better. I'm givin it a 5 and a half. If you had thrown in some free popcorn I could have called it a 6..at the most!… Expand

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Exist2ResistJul 22, 2017

First the good thing about the movie.
It is visually appealing, the art direction of this film is superb. That is all. Everything else about this movie leaves something to be desired. They tout this as a space opera, it's more a of a spaceFirst the good thing about the movie.
It is visually appealing, the art direction of this film is superb. That is all. Everything else about this movie leaves something to be desired. They tout this as a space opera, it's more a of a space snooze fest. I cringed several times during the movie, when the protagonists were interacting. The script was so poorly written and the character development was non existent. The story arc was as basic as you could get, seems like they dumbed it down for the millennials.
I was bored for the entire 2 hours and 20 min. I kept waiting for the story to start but it never did. Save your money and wait for this to come out in the bargain bin.

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PeterAlexanderDec 7, 2017

Visually ambitious, but ultimately the two leads fail to match up to the excitement of the worlds created. The characters are one dimensional and are hurt by a story that isn't all that enthralling.

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badgerryan19Nov 4, 2017

Had high hopes for this one and it disappointed. The visuals and locations are pretty darn awesome and for the most part the action set pieces are good. The movie lacks with very poor dialogue and a weak script with eye rolling jokes andHad high hopes for this one and it disappointed. The visuals and locations are pretty darn awesome and for the most part the action set pieces are good. The movie lacks with very poor dialogue and a weak script with eye rolling jokes and pretty bland leads. The story was okay but didn't capitalized on how good it could of been.… Expand

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EpicLadySpongeJul 21, 2017

Cheap-shot mediocre attempts to solve his own problems with the film itself, Luc Besson focuses more on what seems more important with Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets than what seems to be a problem with the film itself. YouCheap-shot mediocre attempts to solve his own problems with the film itself, Luc Besson focuses more on what seems more important with Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets than what seems to be a problem with the film itself. You expect someone who did work on The Fifth Element, Lucy, and the Taken trilogy to make this one seem worth watching but even if those films are ever considered watchable, then this film could too, but don't expect to be hyped for this movie. It looks watchable if you can avoid all the flaws, otherwise you'll have to wait for it to go straight to rent.… Expand

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UncreativeNameAug 12, 2017

Cliche.. but good CGI, well, at the very beginning you can just guess who's the villain of the movie, also.. sometimes there were unnecessary scenes in the movie.. and sometimes you will feel that Valerian doesn't have a good role as the mainCliche.. but good CGI, well, at the very beginning you can just guess who's the villain of the movie, also.. sometimes there were unnecessary scenes in the movie.. and sometimes you will feel that Valerian doesn't have a good role as the main character or like he's just not the main character..… Expand

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BITESCREENOct 4, 2017

Die französische Comicvorlage von Valerian und die Stadt der tausend Planeten kennt hierzulande kaum jemand – das will Luc Besson jetzt ändern. Fast 50 Jahre nach Erscheinen der Graphic Novel verwandelt der Fifth Element-Regisseur sie inDie französische Comicvorlage von Valerian und die Stadt der tausend Planeten kennt hierzulande kaum jemand – das will Luc Besson jetzt ändern. Fast 50 Jahre nach Erscheinen der Graphic Novel verwandelt der Fifth Element-Regisseur sie in einen pompösen Blockbuster – wobei die düstere Atmosphäre genauso flöten geht wie ein Großteil der künstlerischen Vision Pierre Christins und Jean-Claude Mézières. Auch ist die Story um zwei Space-Agenten auf All-umfassender Suche nach einer ausgestorbenen Alienrasse ziemlich platt, während die arroganten Hauptfiguren orientierungslos wie das Drehbuch von Ort zu Ort hüpfen. Immerhin beeindruckt Valerian und die Stadt der tausend Planeten mit einem knallbunten Avatar-Look, humorvollem Men in Black-Creature-Design und einer atemlos schnellen Inszenierung – und skurrile Ideen wie Gehirnschnecken und Menschen-Angler erreichen fast Per Anhalter durch die Galaxis-Niveau.… Expand

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FilmaticJul 22, 2017

Honestly, this movie was all over the place. Superb CGI, world building, and Sci-Fi/fantasy ideas. Very poor story, poor dialogue, poor story telling, poor antagonist, and poor characters. The story basically hopped around arcs like a crackedHonestly, this movie was all over the place. Superb CGI, world building, and Sci-Fi/fantasy ideas. Very poor story, poor dialogue, poor story telling, poor antagonist, and poor characters. The story basically hopped around arcs like a cracked up acid kangaroo without any general direction. While parts of this 'bouncing' were entertaining and general fun, at times I just wanted to throw up. One rescue arc suddenly turned into 5 *vomits*. The romance aspect of the movie were cliche and amped up to the point of being cringe worthy lovey duvey garbage. I generally thought the story was going to build up at some point to something 'larger' than life... but ultimately built up into pretty much the most disappointing finale i could have ever imagined for such a movie with such vivid imagination for world building it's almost as if the writers they hired for the main story arc had some kind of autism or something very painful to follow at times. All in all i'd say it's worth one watch, maybe even two... probably best enjoyed in imax 3D simply due to all of the cool CGI moments. But honestly, i was fairly disappointing by besson. he really needed to pick a better antagonist, story arc, and cut the fat, trim the belly of this rampant over-produced beast of a movie. 5/10… Expand

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C-RenApr 9, 2018

Generally, I thought the film was quite good. It had stunning visuals, the CGI of the alien species was fantastic and very unique for some species. I liked how the use of locations was used throughout the film. The story itself was reallyGenerally, I thought the film was quite good. It had stunning visuals, the CGI of the alien species was fantastic and very unique for some species. I liked how the use of locations was used throughout the film. The story itself was really interesting, however, the acting for the two main characters was very poor. Terrible even. I don't know if it was because they were poorly written or the actors just didn't fit the role well at all. And I found the 'love story' between these two characters to be very boring and unnecessary, at times I wished they would stop talking about it and just move on with the story.… Expand

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ALAMLEDPJan 19, 2023

"Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets" is a science fiction film directed by Luc Besson, based on the French comic series "Valérian and Laureline." The story takes place in the 28th century, where the International Space Station has"Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets" is a science fiction film directed by Luc Besson, based on the French comic series "Valérian and Laureline." The story takes place in the 28th century, where the International Space Station has been relocated and renamed Alpha, a city of a thousand planets with a diverse array of species and knowledge from across the galaxy. The main characters, Major Valerian (Dane DeHaan) and his partner Laureline (Cara Delevingne), are tasked with saving Alpha from an unknown threat while also retrieving the last surviving "Converter" from the doomed planet of Mül. The film boasts stunning visuals and make-up, with a Star Wars and The Fifth Element influence. However, the film suffers from poor dialogue, inconsistent pacing, and uninteresting story choices. The performances by the lead actors, Dane DeHaan and Cara Delevingne, are underwhelming, lacking charisma and chemistry. Overall, while "Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets" may be a feast for the eyes, it falls short in storytelling and character development.
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"Valerian y la ciudad de los mil planetas" es una película de ciencia ficción dirigida por Luc Besson, basada en la serie cómica francesa "Valérian y Laureline". La historia tiene lugar en el siglo 28, donde la Estación Espacial Internacional ha sido reubicada y rebautizada como Alpha, una ciudad de mil planetas con una gran variedad de especies y conocimientos de toda la galaxia. Los personajes principales, Major Valerian (Dane DeHaan) y su compañera Laureline (Cara Delevingne), tienen la tarea de salvar a Alpha de una amenaza desconocida y al mismo tiempo recuperar al último "Convertidor" sobreviviente del planeta condenado de Mül. La película cuenta con impresionantes imágenes y maquillaje, con una influencia de Star Wars y The Fifth Element. Sin embargo, la película adolece de diálogos deficientes, ritmo inconsistente y opciones de historia poco interesantes. Las actuaciones de los actores principales, Dane DeHaan y Cara Delevingne, son decepcionantes, carecen de carisma y química. En general, aunque "Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets" puede ser un festín para los ojos, se queda corta en la narración y el desarrollo del personaje.… Expand

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TyranianMay 28, 2019

This film had some great ideas and awesome visuals and some terrible ideas that ruin the movie.

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zzZZZzzzzZZzDec 26, 2017

Бесструктурное аляпистое полотно на потеху. Сюжет: некрасивый мальчик с голосом кашалота и девочка в трусах с внешностью некрасивого мальчика спасают Голактеко. Скоморохи с медведЯми для пейзан. У Бессона только один достойный фильм - ЛеонБесструктурное аляпистое полотно на потеху. Сюжет: некрасивый мальчик с голосом кашалота и девочка в трусах с внешностью некрасивого мальчика спасают Голактеко. Скоморохи с медведЯми для пейзан. У Бессона только один достойный фильм - Леон (есть ещё норм проходняки типа Бездны и др. ранние фильмы) - остальное наснимал для колхозников с сиськой пива и недалёких семиклассников.… Expand

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SpangleJul 25, 2017

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets is a film that Luc Besson is the perfect man to bring forth to cinemas everywhere. An imaginative filmmaker, as demonstrated with The Fifth Element, the source material's imagination is renowned dueValerian and the City of a Thousand Planets is a film that Luc Besson is the perfect man to bring forth to cinemas everywhere. An imaginative filmmaker, as demonstrated with The Fifth Element, the source material's imagination is renowned due to how it influenced the decades of science fiction films and universes that came in its wake. Set in the 28th Century, Valerian introduces the audience to the world as it is at the time. At the height of inter-species relations, the world has come together to create a floating city called, "Alpha". Playing host to species from every corner of the world in order to have all of them share knowledge with one another, it should come as no surprise that Alpha will also play host to a cover-up. Dreaming of an unknown species that relies upon the power found within a special pearl, Agent Valerian (Dane DeHaan) comes to realize that this species did once exist and is now subject to a cover-up hiding their destruction and existence from records. With the help of partner Agent Laureline (Cara Delevingne), it is up to the duo to reveal the secrets that lie within the heart of the Alpha ecosystem.

Unfortunately, Valerian is a film that greatly disappoints. Despite the strong pairing of director and material, as well as a largely strong casting job, the film winds up slipping up continuously. By the end, it is clear that one thing is true: the film would have been a lot better if it were not serious. Playing too often like a great satire on society by Paul Verhoeven, Valerian is instead Luc Besson making a film with dialogue and plotting so bad, it just has to be a satire. Unfortunately, it is not satire. Far too many lines elicit unintentional laughter. A saccharine explanation from Laureline to Valerian on what it means to love somebody is met by DeHaan uttering out, "I'd die for you." At the end of the film, when Valerian gives Laureline a ring, she says, "That's so romantic." One can argue that Valerian is a bit ahead of its time and will eventually find its audience, but lines such as these will never work. Future praise will have to note the way in which the film's dialogue slacks throughout or else that praise can be easily written off.

The film's dialogue and writing is the type that really leaves nothing to chance. Having characters explain their emotions and every feeling - especially in the dreadfully developed romance between Valerian and Laureline - the film trusts the audience to do very little in the way of thinking. Instead, it opts to spell out every detail to you, even if it is entirely frivolous. Often times, characters pop up and either explain their role to the audience or somebody else will have dialogue dedicated solely to explaining who they are and what that person will do in the story. Exposition-heavy lines regarding the world of Alpha, how everybody comes to share knowledge there, and the various groups found in the city, are not just forced, but horrifically written. Are we really to assume that two federal agents tasked with impossible missions have no idea who lives on Alpha? It is the center of their universe, yet they have no clue what happens there and need to have it explained to them? Hard to believe, at best. Thus, Besson needs to sprinkle it in the film in various doses. From flat-out having the computer explain it all to characters randomly dropping information about how the world works into an otherwise typical conversation, Valerian takes various approaches to teaching the audience about the world of Alpha. Unfortunately, none of it is useful - literally zero of the characters it introduces and explains pop up in the story - and all of it is heavy-handed anyways. For Valerian, it shortcuts world building by way of exposition. This has the unfortunate side effect of making it feel as though the world of Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets is not one worth exploring any further.

The way in which the romance between Valerian and Laureline, any character building moments, or side conversations, are written is really where Valerian plays like a satire. Written in such a way that the romance is the type of teenage angst that Nicholas Sparks would churn out to rave reviews among tween girls romanticizing about their first boyfriend, the romance never ceases to be awkward. Ignoring the complete and utter lack of romantic chemistry between Dane DeHaan and Cara Delevingne, the scenes never work anyways. The filmmakers know what love looks like, so they included scenes that play out these moments. Playful, hurtful, and passionate, the scenes and the way in which they are staged often hint at the skeletal remains of love. Unfortunately, as with any bare bones rendition, it lacks any beating heart or emotion. DeHaan and Delevingne not only fail to sell the romance, but Besson's script fails to instill it with any feeling. It is written to be acted out, so who can truly blame the actors for not being able to bring the dead back to life.… Expand

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Nobilis1984Aug 6, 2017

More shades like the sun. Sunny side: - optically wonderfully formed figures - imaginative surroundings - single wonderful scenes - good action scenes Shadow sides: - The story is dull - The principal characters provide her roles badly. AsMore shades like the sun. Sunny side: - optically wonderfully formed figures - imaginative surroundings - single wonderful scenes - good action scenes Shadow sides: - The story is dull - The principal characters provide her roles badly. As lovers they are not plausible. - The humor does not come. ---------------------------------------- Very good special effects, costumes and creatures. Beautiful scenery and filming, however, concerning the contents weakly. It erinner something to "John Carter. This film looked also good and was concerning the contents a flop.… Expand

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ozymandias79Nov 3, 2017

Style over substance. Scenes were too long. Exposition was lame. There was zero chemistry between Cara Delevingne and Dane DeHaan. Cara Delevingne was okay, but Dane DeHaan was awful. Seems like he'd rather be sucking on a bong than doingStyle over substance. Scenes were too long. Exposition was lame. There was zero chemistry between Cara Delevingne and Dane DeHaan. Cara Delevingne was okay, but Dane DeHaan was awful. Seems like he'd rather be sucking on a bong than doing anything else.… Expand

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moviestalkerAug 3, 2017

[TL;DR]The best way to describe this movie would be 'Fifth Element' without the plot. When somewhere within a movie trailer you see the words: "From the director of insert-your-favorite-movie-here" you know it's going to be an average[TL;DR]The best way to describe this movie would be 'Fifth Element' without the plot. When somewhere within a movie trailer you see the words: "From the director of insert-your-favorite-movie-here" you know it's going to be an average experience. I really wanted to give Luc Besson, the benefit of the doubt here yet 'Valerian and the city of a thousand planets' just fails miserably. I really wonder when people will finally get tired of these plotless movies that are overloaded with cgi crap. Since Michael Bay has - once again - proven that you can make billions of dollars with this concept, I doubt it will be any time soon.… Expand

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ThazariApr 5, 2022

Unlikable main characters, cringe dialogue and badly-written nonsense plot.
Still scores some points for the originality of the locales and the pretty epic opening scene.

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SatanskiJul 20, 2019

The movie would be much better without this trying-to-modulate-voice-like-i-am-badass, man wannabe, pusy lol. Seriously... had to fast forward some scenes, becouse i couldn't watch this ass

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Madmortagan68Mar 8, 2018

What a bizarre world Hollywood has become. Valerian is imaginative, creative, beautiful, and has impressive special effects. Yet, the movie is terrible. There are so many shortcomings to this movie but greatest offense is the terribleWhat a bizarre world Hollywood has become. Valerian is imaginative, creative, beautiful, and has impressive special effects. Yet, the movie is terrible. There are so many shortcomings to this movie but greatest offense is the terrible acting and dialogue. Whatever immersion could be gained from the special effects is quickly lost through nonsensical dialogue, poor deliveries, and characters that make no sense at all.

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laszlo1337Nov 11, 2017

It could be a good film. The whole CGI, the planets, the effects, the paces, the races! Magnifique. But... this all was ruined by wrong actors choice. Valerian is played by guy who tries too hard to be badass, it sounds like he's forcing hisIt could be a good film. The whole CGI, the planets, the effects, the paces, the races! Magnifique. But... this all was ruined by wrong actors choice. Valerian is played by guy who tries too hard to be badass, it sounds like he's forcing his voice to be lower and the outcome is ridiculous. Also he doesn't look badass at all. He sounds like he had stuffed nose the whole time. That girl... this was also a poor choice. She can't act, but on top of that she has incredibly irritating face. Eyebrows in particular. She was just ugly. I couldn't look at her, it was just annoying. Finally we get to Rihanna, who was just put there. No reason for her to be there, it was some kind of marketing stunt I suppose. She didn't fit in her role, she was just there to show off. From all of this I got the sensation that those actors were just forcibly fit into these roles, because how come the CGI generated characters were far better in acting!? This film could be epic.… Expand

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KormosakosJul 21, 2017

I know Luc Besson's work, everyone sais that he is a first class director but from my perspective this movie was one more cause to put him into the same box where Zack Snyder will live the rest of his life. So i would have been impressed ifI know Luc Besson's work, everyone sais that he is a first class director but from my perspective this movie was one more cause to put him into the same box where Zack Snyder will live the rest of his life. So i would have been impressed if this film would have been great. But i could only say that i'm NOT impressed. Although i wasn't disappointed with it even because the screenplay was great and that's a good point from me. I guess we are still waiting for Luc Besson's big entry to the best directors box that contains Quentin Tarantino, Steven Spielberg and obviously Christopher Nolan… Expand

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AnilErolOct 20, 2018

This isn't cerebral sci-fi. No. It's not even quality parody/spoof sci-fi. Somehow, the writers got everything wrong about how to write a decent plot. The characters are bland, cringe-inducing, and one-dimensional--especially the hero,This isn't cerebral sci-fi. No. It's not even quality parody/spoof sci-fi. Somehow, the writers got everything wrong about how to write a decent plot. The characters are bland, cringe-inducing, and one-dimensional--especially the hero, Valerian. And the entire story sounds all too familiar with its tropes. The story is utterly empty. You would think there's no hope, that there's nothing we can salvage. But that's not quite the case. This film's visuals are stunning. Straight from the opening scene, alien worlds jump at us in vibrant colors and in creative environments. The scenes throughout the film continue to prove to be spectacles worth watching. But is the movie worth any more than its visuals and audio? Probably not.… Expand

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hailtothevictorJul 23, 2017

Everytime Cara Delevingne's eyes got wide in response to something happening onscreen, I couldn't help but think 'Acting!' in a Jon Lovitz parody. Seriously, this was worse than 'Enders Game' but had way more money thrown at it. Luc BessonEverytime Cara Delevingne's eyes got wide in response to something happening onscreen, I couldn't help but think 'Acting!' in a Jon Lovitz parody. Seriously, this was worse than 'Enders Game' but had way more money thrown at it. Luc Besson has a couple classics and this ain't one of 'em. The dialog is so bad, I really would have enjoyed it better as a silent film, or in a foreign language with subtitles. Visually ok. I kept thinking in some scenes, 'Oh, look, they're standing in front of a green screen.'… Expand

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drake22Mar 6, 2018

Totally miscast. A lot of great actors, Dane DeHaan in particular, in roles that they are not at all suited for, Dane DeHaan in particular.

Terrible writing. Plot is incoherent. The movie seems like it's unfinished. Like they ran out ofTotally miscast. A lot of great actors, Dane DeHaan in particular, in roles that they are not at all suited for, Dane DeHaan in particular.

Terrible writing.

Plot is incoherent.

The movie seems like it's unfinished. Like they ran out of time or money, so they edited together what they had in a desperate attempt to salvage what they had already invested before the plug was pulled. I don't know if that's the case, but it doesn't seem like this movie turned out as planned or originally envisioned.… Expand

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marcmyworksNov 16, 2017

This movie is epic... an epic pile of crap. We take two space soldiers, with no personality or depth and plunk them in the middle of a badly scripted, poorly executed, over CGI'd and horribly acted sci-fi film where by the end no one caresThis movie is epic... an epic pile of crap. We take two space soldiers, with no personality or depth and plunk them in the middle of a badly scripted, poorly executed, over CGI'd and horribly acted sci-fi film where by the end no one cares who wins. When a film starts with music that sounds cheesy and out of place you know nothing is going to go right.… Expand

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Brent_MarchantJul 23, 2017

Simply put, a big, fat, bloated, incredibly overlong snooze. This poorly written, frequently trite and shamelessly derivative alleged action-adventure saga sapped most of my interest out of me about 20 minutes into its nearly 2.5-hourSimply put, a big, fat, bloated, incredibly overlong snooze. This poorly written, frequently trite and shamelessly derivative alleged action-adventure saga sapped most of my interest out of me about 20 minutes into its nearly 2.5-hour runtime. To make matters worse, this needlessly episodic trial of one's patience features abysmal casting (save for a few supporting players irretrievably trapped in their thankless roles), special effects that seem to exist largely for their own sake and a woefully inadequate back story that cripples the picture almost from the outset. Avoid this one if you possibly can.… Expand

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Jess_HillAug 11, 2017

The opening sequence of this film is a delight, with a montage that instills a heightened sense of curiosity about a rich and cosmopolitan universe. From such promise, however, Besson provides a film which falls so spectacularly short ofThe opening sequence of this film is a delight, with a montage that instills a heightened sense of curiosity about a rich and cosmopolitan universe. From such promise, however, Besson provides a film which falls so spectacularly short of expectations as to induce an incandescent rage at having to endure the inexorable torment of futile hope that something, anything, might redeem the experience and justify your time. The pacing is lethargic and the editing lacks coherence, the script is utterly woeful, and the chemistry between the lead couple is more akin to siblings than lovers (decidedly not of the Lannister variety!) making for some excruciating moments. Performances are wooden and without charm, and the desired social and political commentary languishes in unsophisticated banality, devoid of any emotional resonance. The storyline had some brief moments of promise, but the plot is a sieve, and whilst there is some excellent creature design and moments of cinematic grandeur, these are few and far between and fail to redeem the film from the inconsistent abyss of boring mediocrity in which it wallows. 3.23/10… Expand

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BroyaxDec 5, 2017

Décidément, Luc Besson n'est pas prêt de nous resservir un Nikita ou un Léon... il faut croire que le gros est trop englué jusqu'au cou dans la niaiserie commerciale pour espérer en ressortir un jour sain d'esprit. Ainsi, ce Valerian, sorteDécidément, Luc Besson n'est pas prêt de nous resservir un Nikita ou un Léon... il faut croire que le gros est trop englué jusqu'au cou dans la niaiserie commerciale pour espérer en ressortir un jour sain d'esprit. Ainsi, ce Valerian, sorte de mélange entre la bouffonnerie d'un Cinquième Elément et la naïveté écolo d'un Avatarte est un condensé de mièvrerie, de vivre_ensemble et de discours moralisateur à deux balles.

On y retrouve tout le politiquement correct 2.0, un peu d'auto-flagellation colonialiste, du Caliméro recyclé et encore et toujours la niaiserie qui va avec. Le couple formé par ces deux ados (ou adulescents peut-être, pour ce que ça change) a beau être tiré d'une Bd sans doute aussi bêbête et neuneu qu'on puisse l'imaginer, il n'en reste pas moins qu'ils sont globalement très bêbêtes et leur 'relation' très mal écrite et décrite fait lever les yeux régulièrement au plafond.

Cara Delevingue cependant est bien mignonne, a du charme et sait donner une personnalité à son personnage un peu trop ballot par ailleurs surtout qu'elle doit se coltiner le Valérian, un abruti fini et une tête à claques ! On compâtit évidemment pour Clive Owen et Ethan Hawk qui se sont perdus dans cette galère grotesque et caricaturale : cela nous fait de la peine de les voir ainsi...

On s'énerve également de la présence de la grognasse "Rihanna" qui vient remuer son boule comme une puta de bas étage et dont la vulgarité n'égale que de peu sa nullité en tant que couinasse (couineuse + connasse) et "actrice" ?! (mort de rire, putain !).

Néanmoins, si on laisse son cerveau au vestiaire, Valérian a aussi ses bons côtés comme le plaisir des yeux capturés dans un kaléidoscope science-fictionnel à l'esthétique aussi plaisante qu'originale... et spectaculaire. On a rarement vu autant d'effets spéciaux si judicieusement utilisés. Alors quand on a la tête vide, on ne peut que s'émerveiller devant cette poésie de tous les instants, cette esthétique si recherchée...

Et si on se remplit la caboche d'eau tiède du lagon bleu avec les **** poissons, on peut également apprécier l'action souvent tonitruante et le rythme élevé de l'ensemble. Hélas, pourquoi le space opéra qui en met plein les mirettes doit-il être toujours aussi débile ? (à de très rares exceptions près...). Ah ça y est, on m'a rendu le contenu de ma tête mais toutefois, entre un Star Wars Disniais woke et un Valérian Besson nunuche et volontiers hystéro-bouffon, y a photo à l'arrivée... quelle prouesse, Luc... que la Force ne soit pas avec toi.… Expand

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CHEENYUSAug 2, 2017

Let`s start positive with this review:
The universe is pretty cool.
That`s it. Everything asides from it is wasting a lot of potential or is just bad. The two main-characters are agents, why do they act like Jar-Jar-Binks? There is little toLet`s start positive with this review:
The universe is pretty cool.
That`s it.
Everything asides from it is wasting a lot of potential or is just bad. The two main-characters are agents, why do they act like Jar-Jar-Binks? There is little to nothing story until the end. The humor was mostly very cringy and just not funny. Some of the aliens look extremely bad animated.
There is a lot negative to say about this movie, I think you already got it that I don`t like it.… Expand

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Dragonfly44Nov 27, 2017

This movie’s worst fault is the casting. The main character is obviously supposed to be charming but Dane Dehaan just wasn’t able to deliver. All of the characters were unlikeable and the great visuals barely helped.

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nedykenAug 2, 2017

Some of the worst acting/writing I've ever seen in any movie - ever. Visually there's some cool stuff here, but it's doesn't give you much reason to root for the lead character. I liked Dane Dahaan in "Chronicle", but I don't understand hisSome of the worst acting/writing I've ever seen in any movie - ever. Visually there's some cool stuff here, but it's doesn't give you much reason to root for the lead character. I liked Dane Dahaan in "Chronicle", but I don't understand his casting in this role at all. They are a lock to win Razzie awards.… Expand

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ikejdAug 4, 2017

A confused and rather bland film. While it can certainly boast of stunning visuals(though no more than we see in the trailers) there is little else redeeming about Valerian. Its plot is confused and takes far to long to actually begin. TheA confused and rather bland film. While it can certainly boast of stunning visuals(though no more than we see in the trailers) there is little else redeeming about Valerian. Its plot is confused and takes far to long to actually begin. The stars seem uninspired and their chemistry and 'banter' is forced, artificial, and rather grinding to watch. The Rihanna cameo is particularly awful, her character is briefly introduced, she gives us a dance, imparts some love advice to the protagonist then promptly dies. You will be spend your entire viewing experience waiting for the film to improve, only to find it has ended.

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egoBorderOct 30, 2019

A movie that leaves all kinds of potential on the table, Valerian is a movie most hindered by its director. While Luc Besson brings so much energy to action scenes and even throwaway establishing shots, he's never mastered the art ofA movie that leaves all kinds of potential on the table, Valerian is a movie most hindered by its director. While Luc Besson brings so much energy to action scenes and even throwaway establishing shots, he's never mastered the art of directing (American or English) actors. And the two leads here, Dehaan and Delevigne, are doing their best but are just woefully miscast. But the final nail in this coffin is the story, which is too unfocused and simple to garner much interest even as the universe it's set in demands attention. Worth a rental but unfortunately very forgettable.… Expand

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AquaticatJun 25, 2018

The plot was interesting, but the script was clunky and juvenile (almost like it was written as a translation) and the wooden acting on the part of Valerian and especially Laureline did nothing to save it. I loved the visuals, and the peopleThe plot was interesting, but the script was clunky and juvenile (almost like it was written as a translation) and the wooden acting on the part of Valerian and especially Laureline did nothing to save it. I loved the visuals, and the people in supporting roles generally were better actors, but even then, the writing quality was nowhere near the visuals. Sadly, this is a film that could be improved by redoing the dialogue and voice acting, so it may do much better in dubbed versions overseas if the writers and voice actors are skilled.… Expand

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movingpicturesApr 5, 2020

Beautiful to look but don't let that fool you into watching this movie

It's beautiful. It's very beautiful. Some of the visuals are even breathtaking. That's it. There's nothing else to the movie. The script and dialogue are physicallyBeautiful to look but don't let that fool you into watching this movie

It's beautiful. It's very beautiful. Some of the visuals are even breathtaking.

That's it. There's nothing else to the movie. The script and dialogue are physically painful to endure. The actors did what they could but there was nothing to work with. Very uneven. Difficult to tell what was supposed to be funny vs serious b/c it was just so poorly conceived and executed. I have a hunch that a lot of the dialogue was intended to be funny. It's an utter failure. So much money and time and energy went into making this movie, and for what? Our world is absurd.… Expand

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AWESOM-0Feb 24, 2020

The bad: the dialog, acting and writing. The good: ambitious size and visuals. Unfortunately the Bad out weighs the good by a good margin. After watching this movie, I like fifth element a lot less.

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avengedsMay 14, 2021

No lo disfruté ... Lo intenté, pero la historia es demasiado superficial....

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SusannaS-SSep 24, 2021

While I can see how the graphics might appeal to some, the CGI was painfully apparent to me, even when it wasn't supposed to be. And the leads had zero chemistry when we were supposed to believe that they did. I think that the writer/directorWhile I can see how the graphics might appeal to some, the CGI was painfully apparent to me, even when it wasn't supposed to be. And the leads had zero chemistry when we were supposed to believe that they did. I think that the writer/director wanted them to be attractive, kind of making the viewer think of Han Solo and Princess Leia, but it simply didn't work at all. I didn't hate the movie, but it's not one I am eager to see again.… Expand

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djniceyNov 26, 2017

The film is visually stunning and has some great ideas, with better actors and a cohesive plot it could have been fantastic.

Unfortunately most of the movie is cringeworthy, firstly you are expected to believe a couple of wimpy high-schoolThe film is visually stunning and has some great ideas, with better actors and a cohesive plot it could have been fantastic.

Unfortunately most of the movie is cringeworthy, firstly you are expected to believe a couple of wimpy high-school kids are super tough intergalactic heroes. Quite why they have teens piloting the spaceships, and a whole galaxy depending on them, when a whole host of better suited people are around them is never explained. Then you are also expected to believe that the lead actor is some sort of lothario, and that his partner is besotted with him, but they both are completely wooden and there is no chemistry between them. The story then muddles around for a bit without purpose and Rhianna pops up for a cameo appearance to plug a song in a sequence that should have been left on the cutting room floor. The final act has no surprises and you can see what is coming from a mile off, it ends with a bizarre conclusion, and the fakest most unconvincing love scene I've ever seen in a film. Cara Delevingne rolls her eyes and acts bratish a lot and Dane DeHaan very unconvincingly plays the tough guy. Such a shame as I thought the concept had a lot of potential.… Expand

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NeoReaperNov 9, 2017

This movie made me angry just by watching it. The 2 leads have no chemistry. The movie is nothing but eye candy. The people that are saying it's good have severely bad taste in movies.

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SturmhardtNov 5, 2017

Visually a nice movie, but the main protagonist is pretty unlikable and the story is as flat as a pizza. Pretty sad given the fact that the movie had loads of money to spend on very nice optics, but seemingly nothing left for the writers.

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demonbrownieJul 26, 2017

It's visually stunning, but the story felt underwhelming. This film had a chance to be big. If you're going in for a great story, don't because the movie won't deliver that to you. The two lead characters though....uhh no chemistry betweenIt's visually stunning, but the story felt underwhelming. This film had a chance to be big. If you're going in for a great story, don't because the movie won't deliver that to you. The two lead characters though....uhh no chemistry between the two so it was hard to watch.… Expand

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noshighJul 28, 2017

If only the two lead characters were good, the chemistry between the two wasn't there at all. The writing is just terrible, it felt bland. Only good thing would probably be the visuals. The stunning CGIs and special effects will not save thisIf only the two lead characters were good, the chemistry between the two wasn't there at all. The writing is just terrible, it felt bland. Only good thing would probably be the visuals. The stunning CGIs and special effects will not save this film so don't expect a sequel.… Expand

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LongstraddleJul 24, 2017

Overall the movie was very disappointing. Mostly due to the story and the two main protagonists. However, the basic setting (i.e. the city of a thousand planets) in which the story takes place is interesting and is the only reason why IOverall the movie was very disappointing. Mostly due to the story and the two main protagonists. However, the basic setting (i.e. the city of a thousand planets) in which the story takes place is interesting and is the only reason why I awarded any points to this movie. Taking Avatar as a benchmark, I evaluate the movie the following way: The development of the plot is way below the benchmark and not convincing. At no moment i was touched or surprised by the story: It just didnt make any sense. The acting was below the benchmark. The relation between the protagonist seemed artificial: The "romance" is rather ridiculous and convinced me at no point of time. My conclusion is: if you expect something comparable to Avatar, you will be extremely disappointed. If you expect a good and convincing plot, you will be extremely disappoined. If you expect a few nice pictures, and a few funny moments, you will be satisfied. For me personally watching this movie was a waste of both time and money.… Expand

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toonsendJul 24, 2017

Walked out. Where to start, poor CGI even for a video game, poor script even for a video game. Clunked along, silly characters that were thrown at us, expecting us to love immediately.

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MikComposerAug 2, 2023

I had no expectation for this film, other than bits with vfx I'ev saw in trailers. I like the early works of Luc Besson, but this movie went below my 0 expectations. It was terrible. All of it's faults are down to the script. It's awful. It'sI had no expectation for this film, other than bits with vfx I'ev saw in trailers. I like the early works of Luc Besson, but this movie went below my 0 expectations. It was terrible. All of it's faults are down to the script. It's awful. It's perverted, with characters having constantly shifting personalities, communist and tribal systems being glorified, weird sexualisations in a film that only 8 year old and below might enjoy ( but will end up being messed up afterwards), and huge ecological bend. And I actually liked some bits in it, and really tired to like it because of visuals and actors in it, but I just wanted it to end. Really sorry to say this but it's utter crap.… Expand

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chrisleaptrottJan 21, 2019

You get 1 star for visuals and -everything else for everything else. **** this movie and the horse it rode in on. "For my Father..." at the end suggests to me that he did not like his old man. Just....terrible.

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someone132Aug 12, 2017

The main problem with Valerian is that it's less of a sci-fi movie than it is a really dumb romantic comedy that just happens to have aliens and technology letting you exist and travel through several dimensions at once (used for an actionThe main problem with Valerian is that it's less of a sci-fi movie than it is a really dumb romantic comedy that just happens to have aliens and technology letting you exist and travel through several dimensions at once (used for an action scene early on, then NEVER becomes relevant later on, when it would've solved A LOT of problems.) Moreover, it's a romantic comedy whose lead characters are openly callous (ignoring allies getting killed as a direct result of their action in favour of more "flirty" chitchat) and are so unlikeable you totally do not care whether or not they get together.

Yet, this is all the plot is interested in: most of their shared dialogue is creepy "flirting", and very little screentime is devoted to addressing their supposed mission as opposed to them having to rescue each other from completely irrelevant doldrums that only exist to cram in more action scenes and give other characters a chance to pontificate on their supposed love and how they should be together. It's sickening, especially when practically all those side characters are a lot more interesting than these leads (with the exception of THREE Jar Jar clones that crop up way too often, especially for a film made a whole decade after Star Wars prequels concluced.) I suppose all of these flaws were probably present in the source material (1960's French comic book just called "Valerian and Laureline"), but that doesn't make it look any better on screen.

The "main plot" to do with their missions, or what there is of one, is also not great to say the least: it's something like a cross between Avatar and that Star Trek movie about whales, with a very pointedly "noble savage"-like race (though again, that might have looked fresh and topical when it came out and hippies were all the rage), and what now seems like parallels refugee crisis, but at the time was probably intended to mirror Algerian and Indochina wars France went through at the time, and likely nuclear testing as well. While it would've probably still looked silly, it might've been compelling if more screentime was devoted to developing these ideas, as opposed to all the reasoning being dumped in the 10 minutes close at the end.… Expand

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wtfskilzNov 13, 2017

The film turned into Political garbage about half way through, just ruined the whole movie for me. If the director would of concentrated his efforts on making a good movie, instead of attacking trump with line after line in the second half ofThe film turned into Political garbage about half way through, just ruined the whole movie for me. If the director would of concentrated his efforts on making a good movie, instead of attacking trump with line after line in the second half of the movie it could of been good.… Expand

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RickBellJul 22, 2017

I was hoping for a movie that was at least half as good as Besson's "The Fifth Element", but this movie's script and story were so poorly written that no special effects could save it. The main aliens look like a total rip-off of those inI was hoping for a movie that was at least half as good as Besson's "The Fifth Element", but this movie's script and story were so poorly written that no special effects could save it. The main aliens look like a total rip-off of those in Avatar, and the special effects are nothing special at all. Difficult to see where they spent the $209 million on this mess of a movie. There is no character development nor is there any believable attraction between the two main characters, who seem more like a bickering brother and sister than lovers. Rihanna can't act and it's painfully obvious here. Hard to believe that this director is th same person who made "The Fifth Element."… Expand

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NavinorAug 3, 2017

To much feminist propaganda. Do i have mentioned the feminist propaganda? Ah yes there is a lot of feminist propaganda. Furthermore there is feminist propaganda.

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onwiththegame56Aug 8, 2017

"Valerian...", in my view, has VG FX, imaginative alien characters, and exotic alien worlds. The make-up and visuals of the aliens are VG. The two lead actors are stilted, stiff, and not believable in their portrayals, their feelings for one"Valerian...", in my view, has VG FX, imaginative alien characters, and exotic alien worlds. The make-up and visuals of the aliens are VG. The two lead actors are stilted, stiff, and not believable in their portrayals, their feelings for one another, and their feelings in general. The script for the two leads is pedestrian/juvenile at best, and the two leads don't even bring that off. The movie reminds me of made-for-TV shows for unsophisticated 12-year olds; that is, regular 12-year-olds wouldn't like it. What a waste of good actors like Clive Owen, Ethan Hawke, John Goodman, and even Rihanna..., all of whom were good, if not great in their portrayals. I would wait for it to arrive on TV. I don't even recommend paying to stream this movie. Two thumbs and tow big toes down.… Expand

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NeteroDec 28, 2017

30 premières minutes:

J'ai trouvé l'introduction excellente. C'est beau, c'est créatif, et immersif, avec un casting et une musique de qualité. L'idée de ce vaisseau-planète m'a immédiatement séduit. La multitude de race, et leurs30 premières minutes:

J'ai trouvé l'introduction excellente. C'est beau, c'est créatif, et immersif, avec un casting et une musique de qualité. L'idée de ce vaisseau-planète m'a immédiatement séduit. La multitude de race, et leurs personnalité promettait un divertissement de haute qualité..... Et puis les dialogues ont commencé... Une véritable DIARRHÉE VERBALE.

90 dernières minutes:

Le film devient une comédie DEBILO-ROMENTICO-DRAMATIQUE. Le scénario est très confus.
Toutes les répliques et situations virent à l'absurde, au point de rendre le film INSUPPORTABLE. C'est même truffé d'incohérences. Est-ce bien le même Luc BESSON qui a fait le 5e élément?… Expand

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NinjaNawakSep 19, 2018

Un navet intergalactique. Prétentieux, mal joué, histoire sans interêt, héros insupportables... Avec un tel budget c'est franchement une honte de sortir un film pareil. "Fuyez pauvres fous!" comme dirait l'autre.

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FibrofilmsOct 5, 2019

1 point for the stunning visuals but I honestly couldn’t press my delete button fast enough with Captin Cringe over here. Could of been great with even an half decent lead.

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qamasterNov 5, 2017

a lot of computer graphics - a sea of computer graphics! A lot of strange extraterrestrial creatures, animals, instruments, ships, weapons, buildings, etc., and ... a lot of nonsense things and very little sense. about 200 million euros wasa lot of computer graphics - a sea of computer graphics! A lot of strange extraterrestrial creatures, animals, instruments, ships, weapons, buildings, etc., and ... a lot of nonsense things and very little sense. about 200 million euros was spent on this film! But the result was a totally incompetent rubbish. How sad it is! I do not understand how this is possible - the author of such a beautiful work as the "fifth element" suddenly creates such a sludge? Oh, maybe because the director Luc Besson decided to work in the area where he does not understand at all? He decided to write a script... I think this is the main problem of the film - a weak screenplay. Or rather complete absence of adequate screenplay. I put zero for this movie because I could not watch more than 27 minutes. watch longer, just unbearable… Expand

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Kelembribor21Feb 6, 2018

So many people like this movie , i worry for future of human kind ...
Thank god for androids i guess.

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xeonmagmaJul 22, 2017

Unfortunately I'll probably have trouble articulating my full thoughts on this movie, but it was one of the worst movies I've seen in the last 10 years. My first main issue is with one of the main actors Dane DeHaan, who looks and sounds likeUnfortunately I'll probably have trouble articulating my full thoughts on this movie, but it was one of the worst movies I've seen in the last 10 years. My first main issue is with one of the main actors Dane DeHaan, who looks and sounds like someone high on opiates throughout the entire movie. My second complaint is the incredibly cheesy dialogue, and the lack of on-screen chemistry between the two main actors. After you get past those two horrible aspects of the movie you are greeted with incredibly long, boring, and disjointed side plots that go on long before the actual main plot of the movie is ever realized. The only redeeming part of this movie is some of the CGI, but that's not enough to save it.… Expand

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BellaSwan1992Nov 5, 2017

The visuals are gorgeous and surprisingly creative given how safe Hollywood plays it these days, but beyond that it's a trainwreck. The plot is a mess, the dialogue is brutally stilted, awkward, and exposition-heavy, and above all theyThe visuals are gorgeous and surprisingly creative given how safe Hollywood plays it these days, but beyond that it's a trainwreck. The plot is a mess, the dialogue is brutally stilted, awkward, and exposition-heavy, and above all they completely wreck both the lead characters. Valerian is supposed to be a lantern-jawed He-Man ladykiller but here he's a dead-eyed twink, and Laureline is supposed to be bubbly, feminine, and lovable (and totally in love with Valerian), but they've made her a scowling, frigid harridan obsessed with her career.

Just read the comics, they are 1000x better and will underline just how badly they botched this adaptation.… Expand

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Stewmeister86Aug 17, 2017

I registered just to tell people how awful this movie is. Don't waste your money on this movie. The people who like this movie is probably the same people who say "Grown-ups is good comedy". It's total garbage. Rihanna must be the worstI registered just to tell people how awful this movie is. Don't waste your money on this movie. The people who like this movie is probably the same people who say "Grown-ups is good comedy". It's total garbage. Rihanna must be the worst access I've ever seen.… Expand

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JessTurnerNov 2, 2017

Less sophisticated than many children's movies, yet too casually violent for children. Reminds me of the a bad late-1990's video game, when pretty colors and no story was in vogue.

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DomgwyDec 18, 2017

Valerian and the City of A Thousand Planets is perhaps the greatest example of style over substance in modern film history.

Luc Besson is such a huge fan of the comic book source material he has worked tirelessly to bring the film to the bigValerian and the City of A Thousand Planets is perhaps the greatest example of style over substance in modern film history.

Luc Besson is such a huge fan of the comic book source material he has worked tirelessly to bring the film to the big screen, seeking funding from multiple independent bodies to make it the most expensive indie movie of all time. Unfortunately for the director, the end result is an absolute mess.

The film starts with a spectacular montage telling 400 years of exposition as the titular city slowly grows from an Earth space station. Soundtracked by David Bowie’s Space Oddity, this is by far the best sequence of the film. Unfortunately, it’s all down hill from there.

Despite some genuinely great visual artistry, Valerian is spoiled by stilted dialogue, a meandering plot and two horribly miscast leads.

It’s hard to think of an on-screen couple with less chemistry than Dane DaHaan and Cara Delevingne as Valerian and Laureline.

After the initial exposition of the opening scenes, it is their relationship that is the key focus of the film, with the plot very much secondary.

Unfortunately, the pair have no spark whatsoever and just sort of say their lines at each other in wooden, bland exchanges that are often cringe worthy and painful to watch.

Dane DeHann can be good, his performance in Chronicle gave us a glimpse at a realistic super-villain origin story, and for the first half of The Amazing Spider-Man 2 he made a pretty credible Harry Osborne. Here though it becomes clear that ‘swash-buckling, womanising, space agent’ is not in his repertoire. The actor is just lacking that elusive quality that you can’t really teach — charisma.

Delevingne is another story all together. At this point I’ve seen two of her cinematic outings — last year’s Suicide Squad and now Valerian. So for me, she is two for two in terms of god awful, wooden and almost film killing performances. It’s hard to get into specifics but from what I can tell she doesn’t seem to get how ‘acting’ works beyond wearing the clothes she’s told to wear and saying the words she’s told to say. As I said though, I haven’t seen Paper Towns for all I know she could be great, judging by Valerian though, it doesn’t look likely.

As the film moves on the plot about the wrongful near extinction of a species fades into the background. When it does resurface the plotting and painfully basic dialogue can barely keep it chugging along. For the most part though, the film is concerned with Valerian and Laureline and how much they care about each other/work well together/should be a couple etc. none of which works due to the aforementioned lack of chemistry.

Ultimately Valerian comes across as a poor man’s Guardians of the Galaxy and essentially shows us what might have been given some alternative casting. The reason both Guardians films work so well is the interplay between the characters, without that the films would have just been a mixture of bright colours and fun noises, and that is basically what Valerian has ended up as.

Even the visual flare of the earlier scenes gives way about half way through proceedings. After setting up a huge universe full of different species and alien environments, Besson for some reason decides we should spend the back half in the dimly lit sewers and underbelly of ‘The City of A Thousand Planets’.

The final nails in the coffin are a couple of bizarre cameo appearances from Rihanna and Ethan Hawke (what are you doing?)

I would say Rihanna’s inclusion drags the film down but the leads are already doing a pretty good job of that themselves. Instead, her section is another speed bump in a film that makes 2 hours and change feel like an eternity.

By the time the final battle gets going, we’re all past the point of caring and no amount of laser gun fights and killer robots can save us (and they usually save everything).

I’m sure Valerian will have its supporters from its pre-existing fan base, but the terrible casting accompanied by a script that has clearly been written by someone without a full grasp of the English language means it has ended up as a convoluted mess without enough flair or imagination to make it worthwhile.

There is something to be said for films that are ‘so bad they’re good’ (see my Fast and Furious 8 review for further details). Valerian, however, is just plain bad. Maybe it will become a cult classic in the future, ultimately though the film will always go down as a missed opportunity. If, for whatever reason, you do end up watching it, I have one piece of advice — in your head recast Dane DeHann and Cara Delevingne with Tom Hiddleston and Emma Stone. Better isn’t it?… Expand

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zerosubstanceMar 20, 2019

Go watch a shlock-y 80s flick like THE EXPLORERS. Rip away the charm of practical effects, run it through autotune, and ramp up the pacing to ensure that none of the story beats can land, and you have some approximation of this bloodlessGo watch a shlock-y 80s flick like THE EXPLORERS. Rip away the charm of practical effects, run it through autotune, and ramp up the pacing to ensure that none of the story beats can land, and you have some approximation of this bloodless avalanche of screen clutter.

When the first non-CGI characters exchanged a few lines, I wondered aloud whether it was dubbed. The actor in the titular role got stuck in a permanent Keanu impression, and the lead actress seemed likewise preoccupied with the mechanics of speech itself at the expense of expressiveness.

An actor mandated by the Chinese government mediates the frequent bouts of exposition this movie requires, conveying the competence and good will of the People's Republic.

There is a romantic plot thread that I can only describe in terms of my relief when another part of the story interceded.

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C00kieOct 15, 2018

this movie doesn't make sense kthx this movie doesn't make sense kthx this movie doesn't make sense kthx

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