Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

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donelsonAug 26, 2017

The secret to this movie is to see it twice, preferably with at least a week between viewings... On the first viewing, you are overwhelmed by the visuals, the creativity, and the confusing plot. You come out of the cinema saying "what wasThe secret to this movie is to see it twice, preferably with at least a week between viewings... On the first viewing, you are overwhelmed by the visuals, the creativity, and the confusing plot. You come out of the cinema saying "what was that?" and then over the next week or two, bits of the movie tease you into "maybe I should see that again", much like my first viewing of The Fifth Element so many years ago.

Then on the second viewing, the plot is "out of your way", and you can focus on how all the wonderful imagery, action and performances come together, especially that of Dane DeHaan as Valerian and Cara Delevingne as Laureline. They are quite charming, and the dialogue is witty without being self-concious.

After the second viewing, I went away feeling far more entertained and awed by the whole concoction, and even with the feeling.... "I want to see it AGAIN" (just like The Fifth Element) !… Expand

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ViolettAug 26, 2017

Awesome visuals and stupid story. Graphically this movie is very well done, I can compare this even to Avatar. But the story has so many flaws so it looks like a big hole. I understand - target auditory is 16 y old girls and boys, they willAwesome visuals and stupid story. Graphically this movie is very well done, I can compare this even to Avatar. But the story has so many flaws so it looks like a big hole. I understand - target auditory is 16 y old girls and boys, they will definitely like it, but I didn't. Actors choice is very questionable - Valerian with his bags under his eyes (didn't sleep well it seems) and his companion is there only for her beautiful face and body shape.… Expand

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arcubalAug 24, 2017

Loved this movie! Unpretentious, well acted and the worlds are imaginative and colorful. The adventure never relents (which is my only downside) and if you're looking for a solid popocorn flick this is it. Sadly underappreciated (for whateverLoved this movie! Unpretentious, well acted and the worlds are imaginative and colorful. The adventure never relents (which is my only downside) and if you're looking for a solid popocorn flick this is it. Sadly underappreciated (for whatever reason) this movie will grace my favorite sci-fi flicks like John Carter and Tomorrowland.… Expand

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DownUndaAug 21, 2017

I watched the movie without reading any reviews, nor seeing any trailers. I just wanted to watch good SciFi movie. After I saw the critic reviews I was surprise of their negative views. To be honest the pace, the story (if a bit soft) wasI watched the movie without reading any reviews, nor seeing any trailers. I just wanted to watch good SciFi movie. After I saw the critic reviews I was surprise of their negative views. To be honest the pace, the story (if a bit soft) was creative and entertaining and this is exactly what you want to see in a SciFi movie. I like directors and producers that are bold and create a store which is probably not for everyone. You can see the amount of effort and passion everyone gave to bring this movie to life. The movie was not perfect, but definitely an unexpected exciting journey.… Expand

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MNSRAug 2, 2017

For me the Critics and the rating situation for this truely fantastic Sci-Fi-Movie are absolutely not understandable. It seems to me the similar situation, we have with "The fifth element": far too bad reviews from the US-dominated Critics,For me the Critics and the rating situation for this truely fantastic Sci-Fi-Movie are absolutely not understandable. It seems to me the similar situation, we have with "The fifth element": far too bad reviews from the US-dominated Critics, while the users give it the rating it deserves.
I enjoyed that Sci-Fi Movie like no other the last 3 Years. its fresh, fantastic,visually stunning, full of new ideas, without any boring second. It has a nice portion of Humor, which the most other SciFi Movies lack. Its over and you like to watch it again, immediately. What a beautifull trip, with the special spice, that it seems just Luc Besson can deliver. Its, apart from the 3D-effects, imho on one quality level with Avatar, maybee it got little more fantasy and a lot more humor. Of course the two main characters are a matter of personal taste, i liked them. The Story is good enough to carry and put together all the happening.
This film is pure Entertainment and best Popcorn-Cinema.… Expand

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BingBongAug 16, 2017

I've never seen the comic strip on which this movie is based, but (obviously) the director has. And that's a problem, exemplified in the first scene between the two heroes. They have a kind of wrestling match on a sunbed on a beach, whileI've never seen the comic strip on which this movie is based, but (obviously) the director has. And that's a problem, exemplified in the first scene between the two heroes. They have a kind of wrestling match on a sunbed on a beach, while spouting - as far as I can remember - plot lines which are lost in the jerky editing.It doesn't work: it looks false and contrived, the director force-feeding his audiance the comic book tropes that simply don't work on film. And this conceit appears several times, very often when the story is just getting a bit of steam up.

An opportunity missed. It could have been so, so much better if the director:

...had replaced the crass 'romantic' relationship between the leads by an unstated but palpable sexual tension. (Think of the X-Files)

.. had employed a really good scriptwriter, to simplify the plot and give the whole movie an over-arching narrative drive.

Boy, what a movie that would have been: like 'the fifth element' (one of my favourite, favourite films) on speed.

As it is, very enjoyable (worth an 8 out of 10) but it could have been so, so much better.

As I said: sadly, a missed opportunity.… Expand

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BlanasAug 18, 2017

Great movie with cool visual effects and non-obvious story. Aliens and other worlds are very interestingly done. Lots of good humor. Great sound effects.

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Stewmeister86Aug 17, 2017

I registered just to tell people how awful this movie is. Don't waste your money on this movie. The people who like this movie is probably the same people who say "Grown-ups is good comedy". It's total garbage. Rihanna must be the worstI registered just to tell people how awful this movie is. Don't waste your money on this movie. The people who like this movie is probably the same people who say "Grown-ups is good comedy". It's total garbage. Rihanna must be the worst access I've ever seen.… Expand

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morigathAug 16, 2017

It is an incredible story, beautiful graphic and real enjoyment. Agree with those who called it a piece of art. It definitely is. I really hope that the film will get it`s fame and fans sometime later, as all really good films do.

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NovastreamAUAug 14, 2017

This is what you would expect Avatar to look like if Luc Besson directed it. A visionary when it comes to spectacular on screen masterpieces like The Fifth Element back in 1997. Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets is a wonderfulThis is what you would expect Avatar to look like if Luc Besson directed it. A visionary when it comes to spectacular on screen masterpieces like The Fifth Element back in 1997. Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets is a wonderful adventure through space in a future where only your wildest dreams are actually real.

Based on the comic book series Valerian and Laureline the two set on an adventure through space from planet to planet in search for a little creature called a Mül Converter that will hopefully help stop Alpha, the City of a Thousand Plants, from imploding. Or so it seems. As the two get further into their mission they find the story they’ve been told isn’t quite as it seems. But being the good agents that they are, they uncover the truth and help right what was once wrong.

While the story is simple and very similar to stories that have been told before in agent style dramas, there cold have been so much more to give the story substance and depth. It’s the one thing that doesn’t quite work for the film, which you would think is a huge mistake being that the story is the movie. In this case the story is just a fun way of showing the visual spectacular that is Valerian.
The opening scene starts off with David Bowie’s Space Oddity as you glide through space until we meet a plant full of albino-lizard, human formed aliens living in what can only be described as paradise. Not a cloud in the sky, beautiful beaches but what is truly remarkable about this scene is how clear and believable it is. The CGI used in Valerian is so good you will forget that you’re actually looking at aliens. But it’s not just the intro that sucks you in, the remainder of the film has such close attention to details that every scene is vibrant and clear with so much to look at and explore. Something this spectacular can only come from Luc Besson and his amazing adventurous mind.

Luc Besson has worked as a Director and Writer for more movies than you probably know. The biggest and most recognisable is The Fifth Element back in 1997, which has the same look as Valerian. And to celebrate the 20 years a handful of local cinemas are putting on special screenings. He played a part in writing the Transporter series as well as Taken. While his Directing hasn’t produced a great deal of blockbusters, the ones he has directed have been just as spectacular with the like of Lucy starring Scarlett Johansson.

Besson missed the mark with his special touch in Valerian not only in the basic story line, but also in the development of the characters which is surprising as a great deal of his films are character driven. We find these two star crossed lovers at the centre of the screen with all this built up tension but no back-story. No back-story to who they are and why they are the way they are. And it’s this that brings the story down. It isn’t just the leads, a great deal of the characters are one dimensional and flat. The ones that stand out are the aliens that collect the pearls from the ocean. This colony of aliens seems to be the only ones that have a strong back ground and story to tell. And despite Actors using just their voice for these aliens, there is more emotion and expression than some of the acting from the rest of the cast.Overall this film is well worth seeing, and if you can manage to see it on a big screen in all it’s visual splendour, do it. What you will find is the story meanders around and trails off which says the film was about half an hour too long. But during those scenes where you are starting to think about how much is left of the film, you can escape in the beautiful visual experience this film gives you. Every scene is full of so many things to look at and watch that you forget sometimes there’s some action or important information going on in the middle of the screen. It’s one of Besson’s true visual masterpieces and there’s a whole world out there for more of Valerian and Laureline.… Expand

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abm0Aug 14, 2017

Sure it's lacking important things that make films masterpieces, but at the same time it's not as bad as the haters would have you believe. There are impressive ideas in there, there's a comprehensible plot you can follow and care about,Sure it's lacking important things that make films masterpieces, but at the same time it's not as bad as the haters would have you believe. There are impressive ideas in there, there's a comprehensible plot you can follow and care about, there are good reasons for most of the flashy visuals, and overall the movie is well worth the ticket price.… Expand

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JoaoGabriel123Aug 13, 2017

Eu Gostei dos efeitos especiais, dos personagens, a história é boa, mas é meio cliche, o homem quer a mulher a mulher n quer o homem faz algo e os dois e beijam e acabou, tirando isso é legal

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WulfruneAug 12, 2017

Lots of critics said that "Valerian and the city of a 1000 planets" was rubbish. What do they know, it turned out to be a very colourful film with beautiful scenes and a storyline that was well scripted and kept moving in the right directionLots of critics said that "Valerian and the city of a 1000 planets" was rubbish. What do they know, it turned out to be a very colourful film with beautiful scenes and a storyline that was well scripted and kept moving in the right direction all the way through the film.

Sure, you can pick flies with it, but if you want to absorb a film and get carried away, Valerian is just that film, it was stunning. My Wife & I gave it a well deserved: 8 out of 10.… Expand

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someone132Aug 12, 2017

The main problem with Valerian is that it's less of a sci-fi movie than it is a really dumb romantic comedy that just happens to have aliens and technology letting you exist and travel through several dimensions at once (used for an actionThe main problem with Valerian is that it's less of a sci-fi movie than it is a really dumb romantic comedy that just happens to have aliens and technology letting you exist and travel through several dimensions at once (used for an action scene early on, then NEVER becomes relevant later on, when it would've solved A LOT of problems.) Moreover, it's a romantic comedy whose lead characters are openly callous (ignoring allies getting killed as a direct result of their action in favour of more "flirty" chitchat) and are so unlikeable you totally do not care whether or not they get together.

Yet, this is all the plot is interested in: most of their shared dialogue is creepy "flirting", and very little screentime is devoted to addressing their supposed mission as opposed to them having to rescue each other from completely irrelevant doldrums that only exist to cram in more action scenes and give other characters a chance to pontificate on their supposed love and how they should be together. It's sickening, especially when practically all those side characters are a lot more interesting than these leads (with the exception of THREE Jar Jar clones that crop up way too often, especially for a film made a whole decade after Star Wars prequels concluced.) I suppose all of these flaws were probably present in the source material (1960's French comic book just called "Valerian and Laureline"), but that doesn't make it look any better on screen.

The "main plot" to do with their missions, or what there is of one, is also not great to say the least: it's something like a cross between Avatar and that Star Trek movie about whales, with a very pointedly "noble savage"-like race (though again, that might have looked fresh and topical when it came out and hippies were all the rage), and what now seems like parallels refugee crisis, but at the time was probably intended to mirror Algerian and Indochina wars France went through at the time, and likely nuclear testing as well. While it would've probably still looked silly, it might've been compelling if more screentime was devoted to developing these ideas, as opposed to all the reasoning being dumped in the 10 minutes close at the end.… Expand

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UncreativeNameAug 12, 2017

Cliche.. but good CGI, well, at the very beginning you can just guess who's the villain of the movie, also.. sometimes there were unnecessary scenes in the movie.. and sometimes you will feel that Valerian doesn't have a good role as the mainCliche.. but good CGI, well, at the very beginning you can just guess who's the villain of the movie, also.. sometimes there were unnecessary scenes in the movie.. and sometimes you will feel that Valerian doesn't have a good role as the main character or like he's just not the main character..… Expand

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Ben_tasticAug 11, 2017

Super cool experience. Why u complain about the non existent story :D not every movie has a clear storyline. I gave the movie 10 to neutralize the haters.

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BatLunetteAug 11, 2017

I loved the film. I felt like I saw The same Fifth Element, but 5 times in a row. It's overwhelming! The wide range of ideas is fantastic, I want this to become my new favourite media franchise. It already looks better then what other mediaI loved the film. I felt like I saw The same Fifth Element, but 5 times in a row. It's overwhelming! The wide range of ideas is fantastic, I want this to become my new favourite media franchise. It already looks better then what other media franchises could give nowadays. I want the continuation.… Expand

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MrNikitaTVAug 11, 2017

Валериан и Город Тысячи планет- средний фильм, в котором есть и клише, и очень скучные главные герои. Сюжет довольно средний, но терпимый. Главные герои ужасные, особенно Кара Делевинь! Юмор иногда бывал годным, но фильм не спасает отВалериан и Город Тысячи планет- средний фильм, в котором есть и клише, и очень скучные главные герои. Сюжет довольно средний, но терпимый. Главные герои ужасные, особенно Кара Делевинь! Юмор иногда бывал годным, но фильм не спасает от глупостей. Фильм средний, но можно посмотреть.… Expand

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Jess_HillAug 11, 2017

The opening sequence of this film is a delight, with a montage that instills a heightened sense of curiosity about a rich and cosmopolitan universe. From such promise, however, Besson provides a film which falls so spectacularly short ofThe opening sequence of this film is a delight, with a montage that instills a heightened sense of curiosity about a rich and cosmopolitan universe. From such promise, however, Besson provides a film which falls so spectacularly short of expectations as to induce an incandescent rage at having to endure the inexorable torment of futile hope that something, anything, might redeem the experience and justify your time. The pacing is lethargic and the editing lacks coherence, the script is utterly woeful, and the chemistry between the lead couple is more akin to siblings than lovers (decidedly not of the Lannister variety!) making for some excruciating moments. Performances are wooden and without charm, and the desired social and political commentary languishes in unsophisticated banality, devoid of any emotional resonance. The storyline had some brief moments of promise, but the plot is a sieve, and whilst there is some excellent creature design and moments of cinematic grandeur, these are few and far between and fail to redeem the film from the inconsistent abyss of boring mediocrity in which it wallows. 3.23/10… Expand

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AndyDuneAug 10, 2017

This is a very beautiful movie. But there are problems with the actors. There are action, humor and Rihanna dance. And love conversations between the characters - why they are here so much?

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onwiththegame56Aug 8, 2017

"Valerian...", in my view, has VG FX, imaginative alien characters, and exotic alien worlds. The make-up and visuals of the aliens are VG. The two lead actors are stilted, stiff, and not believable in their portrayals, their feelings for one"Valerian...", in my view, has VG FX, imaginative alien characters, and exotic alien worlds. The make-up and visuals of the aliens are VG. The two lead actors are stilted, stiff, and not believable in their portrayals, their feelings for one another, and their feelings in general. The script for the two leads is pedestrian/juvenile at best, and the two leads don't even bring that off. The movie reminds me of made-for-TV shows for unsophisticated 12-year olds; that is, regular 12-year-olds wouldn't like it. What a waste of good actors like Clive Owen, Ethan Hawke, John Goodman, and even Rihanna..., all of whom were good, if not great in their portrayals. I would wait for it to arrive on TV. I don't even recommend paying to stream this movie. Two thumbs and tow big toes down.… Expand

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tbeit2Aug 7, 2017

Valerian was a movie with a lot of potential that could have been amazing.

As expected, the movie looks amazing. There is a lot of cool eye candy and art design to look at and it is a joy to watch. The movie does look great overall, even theValerian was a movie with a lot of potential that could have been amazing.

As expected, the movie looks amazing. There is a lot of cool eye candy and art design to look at and it is a joy to watch. The movie does look great overall, even the costume designs and weapons are beautiful.

The plot is also pretty cool, but there lies the problem. The movie seemed to not know how to get to the main plot. About 33% of this movie is two side quest that are meant to build up the lead's relationship and while they're entertaining, they don't have much barring on the plot and it honestly feels messy.

Another problem is that the leads were a bit miscast. I like Dane and he does the whole running, shooting and badass action hero stuff well, but his attempts to flirt and be funny all fall flat. The other chick actually does alright, as she again is very good at the stuns and movements, but she does poorly when it comes to any scenes that require emotion. They both could have been great, but not in this role.

Last thing I will say is that the movie is very well produced. I never had trouble following the scenes as they were all shot clearly, it sounds great (with an awesome David Bowie song at the beginning) and it's very creative. I definitely enjoyed my time with it, but I totally understand why some wouldn't and it could have been better. I would say it's worth a rental though.… Expand

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askmuzicaAug 7, 2017

this movie is definietly underrated. Really pleased I have choosen to see this movie and I am definietly recommending to my friends as I am sure they will enjoy too.

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JoeCoolAug 6, 2017

The movie is visually nothing short of stunning but that's about the only good thing you can say about it. The main actors aren't memorable or even likeable. There is no chemistry between them, the acting is quite forgettable. If you justThe movie is visually nothing short of stunning but that's about the only good thing you can say about it. The main actors aren't memorable or even likeable. There is no chemistry between them, the acting is quite forgettable. If you just want to take in the visuals of this wonderful world on the big screen it's quite the experience, but overall if you're into a movie with deeper meanings, emotions, or even story look elsewhere.… Expand

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Nobilis1984Aug 6, 2017

More shades like the sun. Sunny side: - optically wonderfully formed figures - imaginative surroundings - single wonderful scenes - good action scenes Shadow sides: - The story is dull - The principal characters provide her roles badly. AsMore shades like the sun. Sunny side: - optically wonderfully formed figures - imaginative surroundings - single wonderful scenes - good action scenes Shadow sides: - The story is dull - The principal characters provide her roles badly. As lovers they are not plausible. - The humor does not come. ---------------------------------------- Very good special effects, costumes and creatures. Beautiful scenery and filming, however, concerning the contents weakly. It erinner something to "John Carter. This film looked also good and was concerning the contents a flop.… Expand

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CineAutoctonoAug 5, 2017

"Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets" was a regular movie, although the perfomances, the music and the visual effects are good, the story are regular, and the apparitions of Clive Owen and Rihanna seems to me strange, but I enyojed the movie.

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k2kAug 5, 2017

Your enjoyment of this movie depends on how accepting you are of the two leads. Dale Dehane channels 90's Keanu Reeves and is utterly unconvincing as a kick-ass combat veteran who is in love with his partner. Cara Delevingne is completlyYour enjoyment of this movie depends on how accepting you are of the two leads. Dale Dehane channels 90's Keanu Reeves and is utterly unconvincing as a kick-ass combat veteran who is in love with his partner. Cara Delevingne is completly wooden and dull. There is no chemistry between the leads and it was extremely painful to watch. Forgetting all that, the movie itself is quite entertaining and looks spectacular. The leads are so bad though you might not be able to forgive it.… Expand

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YoyodyneAug 5, 2017

Best movie of the year. Full of amazing scenes and characters, similar to his earlier movie 5th Element.
So many critics complain that it is full of ideas stolen from other movies such as Star Wars but the comic predates them all and they didBest movie of the year. Full of amazing scenes and characters, similar to his earlier movie 5th Element.
So many critics complain that it is full of ideas stolen from other movies such as Star Wars but the comic predates them all and they did the copying.… Expand

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ikejdAug 4, 2017

A confused and rather bland film. While it can certainly boast of stunning visuals(though no more than we see in the trailers) there is little else redeeming about Valerian. Its plot is confused and takes far to long to actually begin. TheA confused and rather bland film. While it can certainly boast of stunning visuals(though no more than we see in the trailers) there is little else redeeming about Valerian. Its plot is confused and takes far to long to actually begin. The stars seem uninspired and their chemistry and 'banter' is forced, artificial, and rather grinding to watch. The Rihanna cameo is particularly awful, her character is briefly introduced, she gives us a dance, imparts some love advice to the protagonist then promptly dies. You will be spend your entire viewing experience waiting for the film to improve, only to find it has ended.

The film is more of a Lucy than a Fifth Element unfortunately.… Expand

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SDX-LVAug 4, 2017

Slightly better than "Guardians of the galaxy" and actually very very similar. There is nothing wrong with the movie: it is not as great as The Fifth Element; very pretty and the story is less dumb than the critically beloved "Guardians ofSlightly better than "Guardians of the galaxy" and actually very very similar. There is nothing wrong with the movie: it is not as great as The Fifth Element; very pretty and the story is less dumb than the critically beloved "Guardians of the Galaxy".

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Max142Aug 4, 2017

A fantastic film! After seeing the trailers I had high expectations for this film and it completely cleared them to give me the best film I have seen in ages.

You get a really sense from start to finish a lot of effort and love has gone intoA fantastic film! After seeing the trailers I had high expectations for this film and it completely cleared them to give me the best film I have seen in ages.

You get a really sense from start to finish a lot of effort and love has gone into getting this right, the quality shines through.

The epic scale of the future and worlds have wonderful detail but never to much, just the right amount to make flow and feel immersive at the same time.
You see the world as the characters explore it so you definitely feel taken along for the same ride and this gives it a wonderful experience of exploring it with them.

The story is brilliant and the characters enraging, interesting and likeable. The story and characters strike a perfect blend of the serious with the funny, some of the best scenes are with Cara Delevingne as Sgt Laureline who gives a standout performance of a character who pulls no punches either in a fight or in a conversation.

The visuals are absolutely breath taking and a must see at the cinema with incredible effects and aliens who look very cool and life like.

The film is 2 hours 17 minutes but it really does not feel that long keeping a great pace told through the two main characters who work well together and apart. The two main characters are down to earth in an epic world and they really give the story a great flow and feel.

Wonderful film, I highly recommend it for anyone who loves a great adventure film with imaginative story, world and fun, likeable characters.

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moviestalkerAug 3, 2017

[TL;DR]The best way to describe this movie would be 'Fifth Element' without the plot. When somewhere within a movie trailer you see the words: "From the director of insert-your-favorite-movie-here" you know it's going to be an average[TL;DR]The best way to describe this movie would be 'Fifth Element' without the plot. When somewhere within a movie trailer you see the words: "From the director of insert-your-favorite-movie-here" you know it's going to be an average experience. I really wanted to give Luc Besson, the benefit of the doubt here yet 'Valerian and the city of a thousand planets' just fails miserably. I really wonder when people will finally get tired of these plotless movies that are overloaded with cgi crap. Since Michael Bay has - once again - proven that you can make billions of dollars with this concept, I doubt it will be any time soon.… Expand

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NavinorAug 3, 2017

To much feminist propaganda. Do i have mentioned the feminist propaganda? Ah yes there is a lot of feminist propaganda. Furthermore there is feminist propaganda.

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EricgriffinloveAug 2, 2017

Surprising yet stunning; Valerian and the City of a thousand planets has excellent visual story telling while the chemistry of Cara Delevingne and Dane Dehaan's characters gradually grows through out the film with a somewhat muddled plot thatSurprising yet stunning; Valerian and the City of a thousand planets has excellent visual story telling while the chemistry of Cara Delevingne and Dane Dehaan's characters gradually grows through out the film with a somewhat muddled plot that fixes itself towards the end.… Expand

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nedykenAug 2, 2017

Some of the worst acting/writing I've ever seen in any movie - ever. Visually there's some cool stuff here, but it's doesn't give you much reason to root for the lead character. I liked Dane Dahaan in "Chronicle", but I don't understand hisSome of the worst acting/writing I've ever seen in any movie - ever. Visually there's some cool stuff here, but it's doesn't give you much reason to root for the lead character. I liked Dane Dahaan in "Chronicle", but I don't understand his casting in this role at all. They are a lock to win Razzie awards.… Expand

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CHEENYUSAug 2, 2017

Let`s start positive with this review:
The universe is pretty cool.
That`s it. Everything asides from it is wasting a lot of potential or is just bad. The two main-characters are agents, why do they act like Jar-Jar-Binks? There is little toLet`s start positive with this review:
The universe is pretty cool.
That`s it.
Everything asides from it is wasting a lot of potential or is just bad. The two main-characters are agents, why do they act like Jar-Jar-Binks? There is little to nothing story until the end. The humor was mostly very cringy and just not funny. Some of the aliens look extremely bad animated.
There is a lot negative to say about this movie, I think you already got it that I don`t like it.… Expand

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RelaxedmikeAug 1, 2017

Very good special effects, costumes and creatures. Beautiful scenery and filming. But how come the main characters were not developed. The humor sucked and the lead characters had virtually no chemistry. It would seem if you go all out onVery good special effects, costumes and creatures. Beautiful scenery and filming. But how come the main characters were not developed. The humor sucked and the lead characters had virtually no chemistry. It would seem if you go all out on developing such stunning effects for a movie, the plot would be just a tad better. I'm givin it a 5 and a half. If you had thrown in some free popcorn I could have called it a 6..at the most!… Expand

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aeroplasmaAug 1, 2017

Valerian does not deserve all the negativity it is currently receiving. The movie had a good story, the actors were not great, but they were good, and the visuals were awesome. Character development was lacking bordering on creepy from theValerian does not deserve all the negativity it is currently receiving. The movie had a good story, the actors were not great, but they were good, and the visuals were awesome. Character development was lacking bordering on creepy from the countless times guy flirt with the leading female. It was a fun experience with great visuals and that's good enough for me. Noone said it was going to be a shakesperean space opera.… Expand

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KaptenVideoAug 1, 2017

„Valerian“ is a blockbuster adventure, by far the most expensive movie French have ever produced, and live action adaptation of long-run French comic „Valerian and Laureline“ (1967-2010).
It’s a fast-paced action filled adventure reminiscent„Valerian“ is a blockbuster adventure, by far the most expensive movie French have ever produced, and live action adaptation of long-run French comic „Valerian and Laureline“ (1967-2010).
It’s a fast-paced action filled adventure reminiscent of at least four modern classic sci-fi epics:
* „Star Wars“ for the variety of locales, characters and amount of backstory
* „Avatar“ for the visual style and storytelling (especially the hidden meaning part)
* „Tomorrowland“ and Besson’s own „The Fifth Element“ (1997), for inventiveness and abundance of visual details, so the future societies shown are always interesting enough to just watch and explore
But first and foremost, it’s the newest project by the legendary Luc Besson, who has three different sides to him as a filmmaker.
Younger people may know him mostly as producer of action such as „Taxi“ and „Taken“ series – thus he can be called the proud godfather of modern action subgenre which I like to call „eurotrash“. But he makes also „serious“ movies such as 1994’s „Léon“ and „1999’s „Joan of Arc“, which are surely among his most celebrated works.
The man also likes to explore ways of combining the sensibilities of mainstream and artsy cinema, where the result is far from „something serious“ but can not be strictly classified as just entertainment too.
The most well-known example of that is, of course, „The Fifth Element“. And if I am not mistaken, „Valerian“ would like to be something like that, too.
Yes, for the most part, it’s just an entertainment. But the story also has a hidden allegory or warning for humankind acting too stupid and selfish to save our future.
Some interpret it as a political message too but I can’t be bothered to go into that, maybe because I identify more with the humankind destroying itself part. Anyway, the hidden aspect is shallow enough to be disregarded easily, if you choose to enjoy „Valerian“ as just a joyride. Mostly.
So… what would you get if you could combine the look of „Avatar“ with the variety of „Star Wars“ and detail-richness of „The Fifth Element“ or "Tomorrowland"? Besson & crew have tried their darndest best and the result is visually magnificent indeed.
There’s so much to explore and enjoy, and the artists have dared to push their imagination to the limits. Thus it often feels more like a videogame or animated movie, rather than live action, but in a good way.
I have concentrated mostly on the good here, but there’s bad too. You know, the quite usual blockbuster weaknesses… general shallowness; continuing for too long; many of the characters are not interesting enough; for all the action, there’s a shortage of tension because the heroes rarely seem to be in any real danger – everything just works out for the best.
Personally, the biggest letdown was witnessing that Besson did or could not create more intriguing characters for famous actors appearing here. Clive Owen’s part is just lame and forgettable, Ethan Hawke and Rihanna are better but not exactly interesting neither.
On the other hand, young stars Dane DeHaan and Cara Delevingne are good enough to carry the movie. They have enough charm both alone and together to justify the starring roles. They will appear in 2017’s version of „Tulip Fever“ too, by the way – coming to Estonian cinemas in September.
But I would like to stay with the good stuff because „Valerian“ was clearly a labor of love for the people involved. And if you like sci-fi and/or action adventures, there’s enough entertainment here to deserve 139 minutes of your life.… Expand

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shreknelAug 1, 2017

A very fun movie for non-hardcore sci-fi fans and I think even children would get a blast out of seeing this movie. The interaction between the main characters can be viewed as non-realistic and rather adhering to comic-book logic.

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cashiAug 1, 2017

Probably one of the best movies, that i have ever seen. The length is perfect, the scenes are beautiful and the humor is on point. Critics seem to be mentally braindead when reviewing this masterpiece!

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MattyMudshovelJul 31, 2017

we had the time to head out and check out the film Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017) though when purchasing tickets the theater was almost empty, at the same time so was Spiderman Homecoming and all the other big names so wewe had the time to head out and check out the film Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017) though when purchasing tickets the theater was almost empty, at the same time so was Spiderman Homecoming and all the other big names so we said okay let’s go. Upon arriving we did our normal and ordered our food while we researched the feedback on the movie. Valerian was a film that caught my attention from the trailer and from the day I saw the trailer I knew this film was one for me and we were hopeful.

The film started and immediately I started wondering why all the negative talk about this film? Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets movie is the next level 5th Element, it’s up there with Avatar; this film has everything for sci-fi fans, and it’s equal if not better than Guardians of the Galaxy. Why other than the trailer was there not much of a buzz about this film?

Valerian is a cinematic concept based on the comic from the 60’s, and even then this comic didn’t have a big following; heck we’re comic buffs and hadn’t heard of it until now. This film has made us a fan, Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017) is quite possibly one of the best sci-fi films released in a long time. The story is funny, fun and very adventurous. The cast fit their roles in Valerian so perfect that at times I felt the 5th Element versus Guardians of the Galaxy vibe with a huge chunk of originality on it. The creativity, graphics, effects, and conception when bringing this film to light from the comic must’ve been quite a choir and you can tell that Luc Besson truly cared about what he was doing with this one.

In short. Graphically stunning! Action Packed through till the end! If you’re a sci-fi fan this is one for you, I hope for a sequel and we will be collecting all of the comics that we can find.… Expand

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FlexedacornJul 31, 2017

Luc Besson’s Valerian adaptation based on the French comic of the same name is visually stunning but unfortunately that’s about all it was. Some of the creatures in the film looked very similar to Luc Besson’s other movie “The Fifth Element”,Luc Besson’s Valerian adaptation based on the French comic of the same name is visually stunning but unfortunately that’s about all it was. Some of the creatures in the film looked very similar to Luc Besson’s other movie “The Fifth Element”, which was a nice throw back. The main protagonists were not as memorable or likeably as some of the other space operas, but good enough to move the plot along. I didn’t mind Dane Dehann, but I can honestly say I have not like Cara Delevingne acting in any of the movies I have seen her in. She frankly comes across as wooden with most of her lines. If I had to take one good thing from Valerian other than the visuals, I would say the technology concepts were cool. It was the first Sci Fi film in a while to really show me advance technology concepts that felt alien. Overall if you like Sci Fi films you will probably find enjoyment in this one, if you’re a fan of a more emotionally deep film then this one is passable.… Expand

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Agent314Jul 30, 2017

It's always disappointing when a film with so much vision and so many good ideas turns out not to deliver in the most important ways. Too ambitious and too muddled, Valerian will no doubt confuse a lot of, and perhaps please, just as manyIt's always disappointing when a film with so much vision and so many good ideas turns out not to deliver in the most important ways. Too ambitious and too muddled, Valerian will no doubt confuse a lot of, and perhaps please, just as many people. There is much to love, at least visually, and the heart of the story is pure and fresh. Poor chemistry between the main stars was a big surprise; however, Delevingne clearly has a bright future. She is the pearl in this oyster.

Valerian would have been better served as a 10 episode HBO series. More than any one particular failing, Besson is clearly cramming too many intriguing and hilarious adventures into one picture. The story begs for a serial format and its compression, though done with care and skill, is its downfall.

A film this beautiful should be be seen large. Tamper your expectations. Pay attention and enjoy.… Expand

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Kes4278Jul 30, 2017

This movie is really good. Dane and Cara were great in this movie the cgi was great the music was great. I really liked the song at the end. I would give the movie a clean 9/10

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MadDadJul 30, 2017

I liked this movie very much. The critics, again, are wrong. It reminds me of a mix of Avatar, The Fith Element and Guardians of the Galaxy. Absolutely worth it, a Must See.

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reviewfrom19842Jul 30, 2017

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets for what it was it was pretty entertaining. .

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terenceJul 30, 2017

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets immerses you in a unique scifi fantasy world teeming with aliens and wondrous sights. Despite the weak plot, poor script, rushed character development, and typical sexist treatment of the femaleValerian and the City of a Thousand Planets immerses you in a unique scifi fantasy world teeming with aliens and wondrous sights. Despite the weak plot, poor script, rushed character development, and typical sexist treatment of the female lead, I did find the movie enjoyable and memorable. I hope the movie does sufficiently well to encourage movie makers to continue to take chances on ambitious projects like this.… Expand

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BondosJul 30, 2017

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I loved the movie. The beginning is a little bit boring but as it progresses it starts to become a very fun movie with beautiful CGI and lots of diverse aliens.… Expand

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maraskywalker14Jul 30, 2017

Loved it! Stunning visuals! Chemistry between main characters was good and awesome story with a mystery. For those thinking no story, it's obvious they don't like to use their brains.

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electronicoffeeJul 29, 2017

Amazing, intelligent, interesting, and romantic. This is truely how to do a science fiction adventure. It's no 'Fifth Element' but it's damn close. It's WAY **** better than any Star Wars or Star Trek movie that's come out in the last 15-20Amazing, intelligent, interesting, and romantic. This is truely how to do a science fiction adventure. It's no 'Fifth Element' but it's damn close. It's WAY **** better than any Star Wars or Star Trek movie that's come out in the last 15-20 years. Hands down. This movie is a masterpiece and it's sad that most people are focusing on the special effects or just what they see on the trailer. It'll make you laugh, gasp, and cry (no spoilers!) and I could easily see this being an amazing series of movies.… Expand

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game_overJul 29, 2017

If you want an interesting popcorn movie with great visuals that doesn't say much, you may enjoy this. If you want anything else, stay away.

The 3d quality was a little better than most movies, but not Avatar quality.

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noshighJul 28, 2017

If only the two lead characters were good, the chemistry between the two wasn't there at all. The writing is just terrible, it felt bland. Only good thing would probably be the visuals. The stunning CGIs and special effects will not save thisIf only the two lead characters were good, the chemistry between the two wasn't there at all. The writing is just terrible, it felt bland. Only good thing would probably be the visuals. The stunning CGIs and special effects will not save this film so don't expect a sequel.… Expand

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TVJerryJul 28, 2017

This adventure takes place in a future world that's populated by dozens of alien creatures in extraordinary environments. And it's surprising that a film so jammed with fantastic visuals can fall so flat. Two humans (Dane DeHaan and CaraThis adventure takes place in a future world that's populated by dozens of alien creatures in extraordinary environments. And it's surprising that a film so jammed with fantastic visuals can fall so flat. Two humans (Dane DeHaan and Cara Delevingne) have a mission to save the titular metropolis and ultimately the universe. This is another setback: DeHaan has none of the charm or charisma of an adventure hero and his chemistry with Delevingne never sparks. But most surprising is that director Luc Besson, who's best known for action series (Taken, The Transporter), has created such anemic encounters here. There's plenty of running and fighting, but it's never staged with any creativity or excitement. Even the remarkable sci-fi elements that are crammed into every frame lose some of their spark after a while, plus the mundane writing and leaden drama dilute any appeal offered by the dazzling (and sometimes derivative) imagery.… Expand

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DavideverJul 28, 2017

Sometimes I just don't get the critics. Is it because this movie is French? Does the Hollywood blockbusters industry feel threatened in any way by a French movie other than from the independant movance? It is really to be wondered when youSometimes I just don't get the critics. Is it because this movie is French? Does the Hollywood blockbusters industry feel threatened in any way by a French movie other than from the independant movance? It is really to be wondered when you read the critic of that guy in the Hollywood Reporter. Everybody is entitled to its own opinion to be sure, but I'm puzzled by such subjectivity. Praising random Blockbusters with no imagination whatsoever and crappy plot and litterally destroying one (arrgh French) with imagination, crasy effects and original premises. Yes, for sure, the scenario could have been maybe refined in some places, but nothing that justify a 20 whereas other movies with nothing more than this one (Guardian of Galaxies opus 1 for example? with its pushy and already seen pushline like "Oh yeah!!"). I mean, really? One thing people, once again everybody is entitled to his/her opinion, but give it a try. Don't let those shamy critics discourage you to watch that movie. And then, if you don't like it, you're perfectly entitled to that and I would be very much interested to read a review with constructive critics! Not those crappy review of so-called professionals. Cheers!… Expand

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PfilipJul 27, 2017

It's a tough sell in a 2017 where everything is horrible and dark: highly liberal and fanciful science-fiction, earnestly goofy and achingly beautiful to look at, with very little cynicism outside the actions of the main antagonist. I'll makeIt's a tough sell in a 2017 where everything is horrible and dark: highly liberal and fanciful science-fiction, earnestly goofy and achingly beautiful to look at, with very little cynicism outside the actions of the main antagonist. I'll make a prediction: if you like the Marvel Cinematic Universe, you'll like this. If you're a die-hard DC grimdark fan, you'll hate it with a passion. And you know what? Great! Stay away, cruel hearted know-it-alls who insist that life is nothing but a game of one person screwing over another for the bigger bank account. This is a film for dreamers and lovers, and without them the world would be one dank place indeed. Are there flaws? Well, depends on what you consider flaws. The dialogue isn't generic American summer blockbuster-worthy, but neither is it Shakespeare. DeHaan won't win himself any fans, but he's at least interesting. Delevingne is the beating heart and razor wit of the show, and her Laureline is a joy to experience. I approached this film loving The Fifth Element and expecting something akin to that--and I was not disappointed. The opening 15 or so minutes alone are worth the price of admission. I sprang for the 3-D showing, and it's commendable, but I think it will play just as well in 2-D.… Expand

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BigDegs29Jul 26, 2017

Preface: I don't judge movies based on their innovation or artistic value, but simply on entertainment derived from direction, writing, acting and cinematography.

Poor direction can kill a movie, and has killed many a space opera, butPreface: I don't judge movies based on their innovation or artistic value, but simply on entertainment derived from direction, writing, acting and cinematography.

Poor direction can kill a movie, and has killed many a space opera, but luckily Luc Besson knows what he's doing here. His attention to detail is exquisite, making me want to watch a second or third time just to catch all the small details I missed the first time around.

Obviously the movie is visually stunning, and we knew that going in. It certainly doesn't disappoint.

Unfortunately, writing that begins strong kind of peters out by the second half. Cringe-worthy jokes by the alien Bubble (played by Rihanna) are pretty rough, but Laureline has her fair share of weak lines. Unfortunately, her character delivers what is supposed to be the profound message of the movie, but it's the same old message Hollywood has been spouting at us for decades. Valerian's character is inconsistent at times. There are also several scenes that were unnecessary and should have been cut. The one that particularly stands out is meant to add some depth to Valerian's and Laureline's relationship, but doesn't really achieve its aim. And, accordingly, a later scene doesn't have the impact it could have.

I know there's been a lot of hate for the casting, but I disagree. I think both the leads do an admirable, if not great, job. Chemistry is fine, but again, not outstanding. On a personal note, I find Dane DeHaan's (Valerian) gravelly voice somewhat irritating.

I watched The Fifth Element prior to going into Valerian, just to compare notes. It has the same whimsical quality to it, without being overbearing, but with a slightly more serious tone. While I rate it overall a "good" 7/10, in terms of space operas it's very good. Going off the review scores it's been getting, I'd say it's slightly underrated.… Expand

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demonbrownieJul 26, 2017

It's visually stunning, but the story felt underwhelming. This film had a chance to be big. If you're going in for a great story, don't because the movie won't deliver that to you. The two lead characters though....uhh no chemistry betweenIt's visually stunning, but the story felt underwhelming. This film had a chance to be big. If you're going in for a great story, don't because the movie won't deliver that to you. The two lead characters though....uhh no chemistry between the two so it was hard to watch.… Expand

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ShadowareJul 26, 2017

If you are looking for something else than the typical average Blockbuster check this one out! Dont get fooled by negative critics! Thanks Luc Besson! :D Simply the best Movie of 2017. ♥

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kmdcanadaJul 25, 2017

Loved the movie! 100x better than Disney's Star Wars garbage! The story is unpredictable. No Brad Pitt or Scar or any distracting bad actor I've seen a million times. The special effects are flawless, unlike Star Wars that looked like a madeLoved the movie! 100x better than Disney's Star Wars garbage! The story is unpredictable. No Brad Pitt or Scar or any distracting bad actor I've seen a million times. The special effects are flawless, unlike Star Wars that looked like a made for tv movie. Cara is super hot as well.… Expand

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SpangleJul 25, 2017

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets is a film that Luc Besson is the perfect man to bring forth to cinemas everywhere. An imaginative filmmaker, as demonstrated with The Fifth Element, the source material's imagination is renowned dueValerian and the City of a Thousand Planets is a film that Luc Besson is the perfect man to bring forth to cinemas everywhere. An imaginative filmmaker, as demonstrated with The Fifth Element, the source material's imagination is renowned due to how it influenced the decades of science fiction films and universes that came in its wake. Set in the 28th Century, Valerian introduces the audience to the world as it is at the time. At the height of inter-species relations, the world has come together to create a floating city called, "Alpha". Playing host to species from every corner of the world in order to have all of them share knowledge with one another, it should come as no surprise that Alpha will also play host to a cover-up. Dreaming of an unknown species that relies upon the power found within a special pearl, Agent Valerian (Dane DeHaan) comes to realize that this species did once exist and is now subject to a cover-up hiding their destruction and existence from records. With the help of partner Agent Laureline (Cara Delevingne), it is up to the duo to reveal the secrets that lie within the heart of the Alpha ecosystem.

Unfortunately, Valerian is a film that greatly disappoints. Despite the strong pairing of director and material, as well as a largely strong casting job, the film winds up slipping up continuously. By the end, it is clear that one thing is true: the film would have been a lot better if it were not serious. Playing too often like a great satire on society by Paul Verhoeven, Valerian is instead Luc Besson making a film with dialogue and plotting so bad, it just has to be a satire. Unfortunately, it is not satire. Far too many lines elicit unintentional laughter. A saccharine explanation from Laureline to Valerian on what it means to love somebody is met by DeHaan uttering out, "I'd die for you." At the end of the film, when Valerian gives Laureline a ring, she says, "That's so romantic." One can argue that Valerian is a bit ahead of its time and will eventually find its audience, but lines such as these will never work. Future praise will have to note the way in which the film's dialogue slacks throughout or else that praise can be easily written off.

The film's dialogue and writing is the type that really leaves nothing to chance. Having characters explain their emotions and every feeling - especially in the dreadfully developed romance between Valerian and Laureline - the film trusts the audience to do very little in the way of thinking. Instead, it opts to spell out every detail to you, even if it is entirely frivolous. Often times, characters pop up and either explain their role to the audience or somebody else will have dialogue dedicated solely to explaining who they are and what that person will do in the story. Exposition-heavy lines regarding the world of Alpha, how everybody comes to share knowledge there, and the various groups found in the city, are not just forced, but horrifically written. Are we really to assume that two federal agents tasked with impossible missions have no idea who lives on Alpha? It is the center of their universe, yet they have no clue what happens there and need to have it explained to them? Hard to believe, at best. Thus, Besson needs to sprinkle it in the film in various doses. From flat-out having the computer explain it all to characters randomly dropping information about how the world works into an otherwise typical conversation, Valerian takes various approaches to teaching the audience about the world of Alpha. Unfortunately, none of it is useful - literally zero of the characters it introduces and explains pop up in the story - and all of it is heavy-handed anyways. For Valerian, it shortcuts world building by way of exposition. This has the unfortunate side effect of making it feel as though the world of Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets is not one worth exploring any further.

The way in which the romance between Valerian and Laureline, any character building moments, or side conversations, are written is really where Valerian plays like a satire. Written in such a way that the romance is the type of teenage angst that Nicholas Sparks would churn out to rave reviews among tween girls romanticizing about their first boyfriend, the romance never ceases to be awkward. Ignoring the complete and utter lack of romantic chemistry between Dane DeHaan and Cara Delevingne, the scenes never work anyways. The filmmakers know what love looks like, so they included scenes that play out these moments. Playful, hurtful, and passionate, the scenes and the way in which they are staged often hint at the skeletal remains of love. Unfortunately, as with any bare bones rendition, it lacks any beating heart or emotion. DeHaan and Delevingne not only fail to sell the romance, but Besson's script fails to instill it with any feeling. It is written to be acted out, so who can truly blame the actors for not being able to bring the dead back to life.… Expand

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GinaKJul 25, 2017

Overall, I enjoyed this film, although it seemed to go on a bit too long, and the set design was not as original or European as I expected. The politics in the film was perhaps a bit more European since the film seemed to me generally lessOverall, I enjoyed this film, although it seemed to go on a bit too long, and the set design was not as original or European as I expected. The politics in the film was perhaps a bit more European since the film seemed to me generally less forgiving of militarism and imperialism than an American film would be. I found the hero and heroine human and charming, and they were fun to watch throughout the film. Ethan Hawke was great as was Clive Owen – and I really enjoyed Rihanna’s performance, even though I knew nothing about her before I saw this film, except her name.… Expand

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sevenoftwoJul 25, 2017

This film is simple fun with highly creative visual elements. If you go into it with an open mind, I'm sure you'll be impressed and enjoy yourself. If you're looking for a deep, challenging, dark, or thought-provoking film, this is notThis film is simple fun with highly creative visual elements. If you go into it with an open mind, I'm sure you'll be impressed and enjoy yourself. If you're looking for a deep, challenging, dark, or thought-provoking film, this is not going to satisfy you. This is sci-fi at its most campy and imaginative, which can be so entertaining if you're open to it!… Expand

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dangersJul 25, 2017

Valerian is one of the most visually stunning films ever made. It also has lots of action and a story that doesn't suck. The main problem here though, are the two leads. Completely bland.

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MisterMolluskJul 25, 2017

I went in with low expectations, but was surprised at every turn. The movie is goofy, but the fantastic visuals and a story that is willing to take some risks and not be your typical paint by numbers summer blockbuster makes this one of myI went in with low expectations, but was surprised at every turn. The movie is goofy, but the fantastic visuals and a story that is willing to take some risks and not be your typical paint by numbers summer blockbuster makes this one of my favorite films of the year.… Expand

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csanchez03Jul 25, 2017

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Has good acting, the best visuals, and a good plot and it´s a bit long but still 30 minutes shorter than Avatar.I was not expecting how excellent the acting of Cara Delevigne and Rihanna based on battleship.Its amazing to see how many worlds you can see and how diverse the movie is with its scenarios, characters and the different creatures that appear.… Expand

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CplGryphynJul 25, 2017

I found the film to be engaging and easy to follow. Great mix of action and exposition, and a story that - while relatively easy to see through - was interesting to follow. Visually stunning throughout, accompanied by some great musical work.I found the film to be engaging and easy to follow. Great mix of action and exposition, and a story that - while relatively easy to see through - was interesting to follow. Visually stunning throughout, accompanied by some great musical work. The film is not without its flaws, but I am thoroughly happy to have seen this in theatre.… Expand

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toonsendJul 24, 2017

Walked out. Where to start, poor CGI even for a video game, poor script even for a video game. Clunked along, silly characters that were thrown at us, expecting us to love immediately.

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miknwilkesJul 24, 2017

I can see much of the criticisms that it's too long or that it meanders, and that some of the humor doesn't stick it's landings and it's ambitious to a fault maybe. However, there is much to like about it also. Yes, its flawed, but in anI can see much of the criticisms that it's too long or that it meanders, and that some of the humor doesn't stick it's landings and it's ambitious to a fault maybe. However, there is much to like about it also. Yes, its flawed, but in an endearing kinda way. Some of the humor is LOL funny, actually IMHO, and there are cool little cameos here and there. I see that it bombed badly it's opening weekend, but I saw that coming. Big sci-fi that's not part of a recognizable franchise seem to always do. It has cult following written all over it. I do encourage people to see it on the big screen. It deserves better than what it's getting.… Expand

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blankwaveJul 24, 2017

Just another movie proving to me that critics really don't know how to go to the movies and just have FUN sometimes. The plot kinda stretched a bit, there are moments of terrible acting, but the film knows that it's just trying to have fun,Just another movie proving to me that critics really don't know how to go to the movies and just have FUN sometimes. The plot kinda stretched a bit, there are moments of terrible acting, but the film knows that it's just trying to have fun, and at that it exceeds. I'm a long time fan of the French comic book series and I feel like this did pretty good justice. And finally, the 3D is definitely the best 3D I've ever seen, better than Avatar (which looked amazing but was not a very good film). Sadly we'll probably never see the characters in a sequel as the critics basically shot this movie in the heart.… Expand

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SfuraiJul 24, 2017

Valerian is a breath of fresh air for the Sci-Fi genre. If you want to see a future cult classic, before it's time, space adventure then you will be hard pressed to find a better movie that scratches that itch this year than Valerian.

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50footrobotJul 24, 2017

Visually and creatively AMAZING. Worth seeing for that alone. Unfortunately, the main characters lack any real chemistry and seem to succeed in spite of their frivolous behaviour. The romance is forced, the stunning visuals and truly originalVisually and creatively AMAZING. Worth seeing for that alone. Unfortunately, the main characters lack any real chemistry and seem to succeed in spite of their frivolous behaviour. The romance is forced, the stunning visuals and truly original creature and location designs are not.… Expand

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NCCrankJul 24, 2017

Outstanding visuals, and incredible to see in 3D this movie disappoints slightly in the two leads. They have zero chemistry, and not much acting skill. The somewhat predictable story is told very well, and blends with the visuals to highlightOutstanding visuals, and incredible to see in 3D this movie disappoints slightly in the two leads. They have zero chemistry, and not much acting skill. The somewhat predictable story is told very well, and blends with the visuals to highlight the director's creativity. It's a shame the two main protagonists aren't more engaging. Overall, this is really worth seeing in the theater - if for no other reason than the stellar 3D. Just be prepared to be slightly disappointed in the story due to the lack of chemistry.… Expand

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LongstraddleJul 24, 2017

Overall the movie was very disappointing. Mostly due to the story and the two main protagonists. However, the basic setting (i.e. the city of a thousand planets) in which the story takes place is interesting and is the only reason why IOverall the movie was very disappointing. Mostly due to the story and the two main protagonists. However, the basic setting (i.e. the city of a thousand planets) in which the story takes place is interesting and is the only reason why I awarded any points to this movie. Taking Avatar as a benchmark, I evaluate the movie the following way: The development of the plot is way below the benchmark and not convincing. At no moment i was touched or surprised by the story: It just didnt make any sense. The acting was below the benchmark. The relation between the protagonist seemed artificial: The "romance" is rather ridiculous and convinced me at no point of time. My conclusion is: if you expect something comparable to Avatar, you will be extremely disappointed. If you expect a good and convincing plot, you will be extremely disappoined. If you expect a few nice pictures, and a few funny moments, you will be satisfied. For me personally watching this movie was a waste of both time and money.… Expand

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tonycwJul 23, 2017

Visually STUNNING on a par with Avatar.
Action, Adventure, humor - and an element of mystery...
Valerian and Laureline deliver the goods!!!
Personally, I enjoyed it TEN TIMEs better than Guardians 2. Just relax and enjoy the ride!

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rebccaJul 23, 2017

I absolutely loved this movie! The alien worlds in this movie go beyond my imagination.The animation is absolutely amazing and breathtaking. The plot is well- developed and requires the viewer to figure out the story themselves. However, itI absolutely loved this movie! The alien worlds in this movie go beyond my imagination.The animation is absolutely amazing and breathtaking. The plot is well- developed and requires the viewer to figure out the story themselves. However, it could be improved. As someone who loves science fiction, I have thoroughly enjoyed this movie.… Expand

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Brent_MarchantJul 23, 2017

Simply put, a big, fat, bloated, incredibly overlong snooze. This poorly written, frequently trite and shamelessly derivative alleged action-adventure saga sapped most of my interest out of me about 20 minutes into its nearly 2.5-hourSimply put, a big, fat, bloated, incredibly overlong snooze. This poorly written, frequently trite and shamelessly derivative alleged action-adventure saga sapped most of my interest out of me about 20 minutes into its nearly 2.5-hour runtime. To make matters worse, this needlessly episodic trial of one's patience features abysmal casting (save for a few supporting players irretrievably trapped in their thankless roles), special effects that seem to exist largely for their own sake and a woefully inadequate back story that cripples the picture almost from the outset. Avoid this one if you possibly can.… Expand

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TheWaffleJul 23, 2017

A great science fiction romp. The film speeds by so many interesting visuals and ideas pulling you into the next one before you've barely caught your breath. However, this is definitely not a film for everyone, it is outlandish and bizarreA great science fiction romp. The film speeds by so many interesting visuals and ideas pulling you into the next one before you've barely caught your breath. However, this is definitely not a film for everyone, it is outlandish and bizarre and will often contradict its own world's rules several times in the same scene. You should definitely go in with more of a Monty Python mentality and less of a Star Wars mentality. The only major issue I had was with a 30-minute plot cul de sac right in the middle of the film. Rihanna shows up for a goofy and awkward side story that should have been completely cut from the final film; it merely provides a long distraction from the main plot and adds nothing to the overarching story. I love that she's bringing people into the theaters for fun action sci-fi films like Battleship and Valerian, but they're clearly creating custom characters for her that just aren't very good. I loved everything before she shows up and after she leaves.… Expand

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SixpackbunnyJul 23, 2017

Amazing and alluring graphics, accompanied by an unbelievably fast pace storyline that will keep you on the edge of your seat form the beginning to the end. It is a great movie for any sci-fi lovers out there, giving a fresh and bold twist toAmazing and alluring graphics, accompanied by an unbelievably fast pace storyline that will keep you on the edge of your seat form the beginning to the end. It is a great movie for any sci-fi lovers out there, giving a fresh and bold twist to the typical space adventures. Definitely a must watch for those who are looking for something new and unorthodox.… Expand

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hailtothevictorJul 23, 2017

Everytime Cara Delevingne's eyes got wide in response to something happening onscreen, I couldn't help but think 'Acting!' in a Jon Lovitz parody. Seriously, this was worse than 'Enders Game' but had way more money thrown at it. Luc BessonEverytime Cara Delevingne's eyes got wide in response to something happening onscreen, I couldn't help but think 'Acting!' in a Jon Lovitz parody. Seriously, this was worse than 'Enders Game' but had way more money thrown at it. Luc Besson has a couple classics and this ain't one of 'em. The dialog is so bad, I really would have enjoyed it better as a silent film, or in a foreign language with subtitles. Visually ok. I kept thinking in some scenes, 'Oh, look, they're standing in front of a green screen.'… Expand

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FilmaticJul 22, 2017

Honestly, this movie was all over the place. Superb CGI, world building, and Sci-Fi/fantasy ideas. Very poor story, poor dialogue, poor story telling, poor antagonist, and poor characters. The story basically hopped around arcs like a crackedHonestly, this movie was all over the place. Superb CGI, world building, and Sci-Fi/fantasy ideas. Very poor story, poor dialogue, poor story telling, poor antagonist, and poor characters. The story basically hopped around arcs like a cracked up acid kangaroo without any general direction. While parts of this 'bouncing' were entertaining and general fun, at times I just wanted to throw up. One rescue arc suddenly turned into 5 *vomits*. The romance aspect of the movie were cliche and amped up to the point of being cringe worthy lovey duvey garbage. I generally thought the story was going to build up at some point to something 'larger' than life... but ultimately built up into pretty much the most disappointing finale i could have ever imagined for such a movie with such vivid imagination for world building it's almost as if the writers they hired for the main story arc had some kind of autism or something very painful to follow at times. All in all i'd say it's worth one watch, maybe even two... probably best enjoyed in imax 3D simply due to all of the cool CGI moments. But honestly, i was fairly disappointing by besson. he really needed to pick a better antagonist, story arc, and cut the fat, trim the belly of this rampant over-produced beast of a movie. 5/10… Expand

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cephaloJul 22, 2017

Absolutely delivers on the awesome trailer. People are too cynical for a silly fantasy movie, and the theater was half empty, but it's an injustice that will probably deny me a sequel. This was a fun movie with cooler aliens than Star Wars.Absolutely delivers on the awesome trailer. People are too cynical for a silly fantasy movie, and the theater was half empty, but it's an injustice that will probably deny me a sequel. This was a fun movie with cooler aliens than Star Wars. Actors did a great job with a script that wasn't as bad as some say. Worth the price of admission. I want another movie.… Expand

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xeonmagmaJul 22, 2017

Unfortunately I'll probably have trouble articulating my full thoughts on this movie, but it was one of the worst movies I've seen in the last 10 years. My first main issue is with one of the main actors Dane DeHaan, who looks and sounds likeUnfortunately I'll probably have trouble articulating my full thoughts on this movie, but it was one of the worst movies I've seen in the last 10 years. My first main issue is with one of the main actors Dane DeHaan, who looks and sounds like someone high on opiates throughout the entire movie. My second complaint is the incredibly cheesy dialogue, and the lack of on-screen chemistry between the two main actors. After you get past those two horrible aspects of the movie you are greeted with incredibly long, boring, and disjointed side plots that go on long before the actual main plot of the movie is ever realized. The only redeeming part of this movie is some of the CGI, but that's not enough to save it.… Expand

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BertoflyingfoxJul 22, 2017

I enjoyed the hell out of this movie. It's indie nature shines through and gives way to truly unique sci-fi (and even borderline cyberpunk) elements. The troopers in this space opera can actually aim!!

I feel maybe 15 minutes could have beenI enjoyed the hell out of this movie. It's indie nature shines through and gives way to truly unique sci-fi (and even borderline cyberpunk) elements. The troopers in this space opera can actually aim!!

I feel maybe 15 minutes could have been shaved off, with its weakest points being Rihanna's sub-plot and some needless mushiness in the final act. Still, it wasn't enough to stop me from enjoying the film and talking over certains scenes with my wife.

Despite a few cheesy lines, the relationship between the two lead actors felt pretty realistic to me, a husband of 6 years.

Side-Note: Valerian came well before Star Wars...best recognize and respect :p… Expand

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Exist2ResistJul 22, 2017

First the good thing about the movie.
It is visually appealing, the art direction of this film is superb. That is all. Everything else about this movie leaves something to be desired. They tout this as a space opera, it's more a of a spaceFirst the good thing about the movie.
It is visually appealing, the art direction of this film is superb. That is all. Everything else about this movie leaves something to be desired. They tout this as a space opera, it's more a of a space snooze fest. I cringed several times during the movie, when the protagonists were interacting. The script was so poorly written and the character development was non existent. The story arc was as basic as you could get, seems like they dumbed it down for the millennials.
I was bored for the entire 2 hours and 20 min. I kept waiting for the story to start but it never did. Save your money and wait for this to come out in the bargain bin.

Also what is going on with the Chinese Commies having bought out majority of Hollywood.… Expand

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RickBellJul 22, 2017

I was hoping for a movie that was at least half as good as Besson's "The Fifth Element", but this movie's script and story were so poorly written that no special effects could save it. The main aliens look like a total rip-off of those inI was hoping for a movie that was at least half as good as Besson's "The Fifth Element", but this movie's script and story were so poorly written that no special effects could save it. The main aliens look like a total rip-off of those in Avatar, and the special effects are nothing special at all. Difficult to see where they spent the $209 million on this mess of a movie. There is no character development nor is there any believable attraction between the two main characters, who seem more like a bickering brother and sister than lovers. Rihanna can't act and it's painfully obvious here. Hard to believe that this director is th same person who made "The Fifth Element."… Expand

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DuskSnareJul 21, 2017

After watching "Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets" I must say this movie falls into my all time favorites. It definitely takes top movie this year for me, beating the likes of "Wonder Woman" and "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2". IAfter watching "Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets" I must say this movie falls into my all time favorites. It definitely takes top movie this year for me, beating the likes of "Wonder Woman" and "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2". I highly recommend watching it!… Expand

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roastbirdJul 21, 2017

This is a fine movie you can go and watch for a boring afternoon. I quite enjoyed watching this movie and so is everyone sat next to me. But release on the same day with Dunkirk is a very bad decision. If you are making decisions which movieThis is a fine movie you can go and watch for a boring afternoon. I quite enjoyed watching this movie and so is everyone sat next to me. But release on the same day with Dunkirk is a very bad decision. If you are making decisions which movie to go for this weekend and if you are not interested in Dunkirk, this movie will worth your money.

So let me first talk about what is bad:
1. Trailer. Just terrible. Misleading trailer.

2. Story. The story is not that "bad", However, this is a mix of the star trek and the star wars. I had a feeling that "this is star trek beyond" since the beginning to the end.

3. The setting: as title said, this is a movie about "the city of thousand planet", however, the story itself doesn't adapt such nice setting. The story has nothing to do with this "the city of thousand planet". If I change this movie to "Valerian and The death star" it still works. Such a waste!

Let's talk about what is good.

1. CG. Like some users said above, the director is going to have the same life where Zack Snyder will live the rest of his life. The CGI is good. However this is not a selling point in 2017. I promise you if we put this movie in 2008, that's a winner. As for today, it is really not important.

2. Cara Delevingne. Holy **** I just can't stop looking at her the whole movie, she got all my attention and I don't really care about what on earth this movie is talking about. she is so pretty. HEY, why this is called "Valerian and the city of a thousand planets". Change to "Laureline and the city of a thousand planets" please.

3. Rihanna. That's the best 5 mins in the movie. You will know what I am talking about if you go watching this movie.

Overall, this is a fine movie worth your 5 dollar ticket. The movie is full of amazing idea but the director didn't make it in good use.

I will give it a 6 and 1 extra points for Sergeant Laureline.… Expand

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KormosakosJul 21, 2017

I know Luc Besson's work, everyone sais that he is a first class director but from my perspective this movie was one more cause to put him into the same box where Zack Snyder will live the rest of his life. So i would have been impressed ifI know Luc Besson's work, everyone sais that he is a first class director but from my perspective this movie was one more cause to put him into the same box where Zack Snyder will live the rest of his life. So i would have been impressed if this film would have been great. But i could only say that i'm NOT impressed. Although i wasn't disappointed with it even because the screenplay was great and that's a good point from me. I guess we are still waiting for Luc Besson's big entry to the best directors box that contains Quentin Tarantino, Steven Spielberg and obviously Christopher Nolan… Expand

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VadertimeJul 21, 2017

Where do I begin. I went to see it last night and although I was not bored or looking at my watch for the over 2 hours of impressive sets and special effects, I came away a bit empty. It was like eating rice cakes. Flavorless, tasteless andWhere do I begin. I went to see it last night and although I was not bored or looking at my watch for the over 2 hours of impressive sets and special effects, I came away a bit empty. It was like eating rice cakes. Flavorless, tasteless and having the texture of styrofoam. This is nowhere as good as "The Fifth Element", which was a mind-blowing spectacle that broke all kinds of barriers for the sci-fi genre. Think of this as a lite, a very lite version of that movie from 20 years ago. Remember that Wendy's commercial from the 1980's - Where's the beef?… Expand

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MercentJul 21, 2017

This movie is a breath of fresh air. For so many recent movies, you can predict pretty accurately what will happen in the next 90 minutes from the first 15, but not so for Valerian. There is a sense of wonder in this film. There is the wonderThis movie is a breath of fresh air. For so many recent movies, you can predict pretty accurately what will happen in the next 90 minutes from the first 15, but not so for Valerian. There is a sense of wonder in this film. There is the wonder of seeing so many strange alien beings who are truly aliens, and not just bipedal humanoid of varying colours. There is the wonder of seeing different acrologies and biomes. There is the wonder of seeing genuinely funny scenes that are not deliberate or forced, but tickles you in the right place. If the sci-fic genre, in whatever medium, is supposed to instil a sense of wonder in the audiences, then this film is the quintessential sci-fi film.… Expand

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FarhanFirozJul 21, 2017

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets is Luc Besson's ambitious project and really big letdown as well. The Movie has awestruck visuals which are out of this world and absolutely brilliant creativity in its world building and aliens.Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets is Luc Besson's ambitious project and really big letdown as well. The Movie has awestruck visuals which are out of this world and absolutely brilliant creativity in its world building and aliens. Apart
from that the movie has nothing to offer. It got caught up in the visuals that the movie really lacks character development with really cheesy dialogues and humor not landing always and a really convoluted plot.… Expand

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EpicLadySpongeJul 21, 2017

Cheap-shot mediocre attempts to solve his own problems with the film itself, Luc Besson focuses more on what seems more important with Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets than what seems to be a problem with the film itself. YouCheap-shot mediocre attempts to solve his own problems with the film itself, Luc Besson focuses more on what seems more important with Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets than what seems to be a problem with the film itself. You expect someone who did work on The Fifth Element, Lucy, and the Taken trilogy to make this one seem worth watching but even if those films are ever considered watchable, then this film could too, but don't expect to be hyped for this movie. It looks watchable if you can avoid all the flaws, otherwise you'll have to wait for it to go straight to rent.… Expand

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