The Northman

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Phteve11May 17, 2022

People who are insulting this movie are only saying: it was racist towards Vikings, when in reality this was extremely accurate to the times in general. It was a brutal, seriously messed up time, honestly all past it. They're mad at thePeople who are insulting this movie are only saying: it was racist towards Vikings, when in reality this was extremely accurate to the times in general. It was a brutal, seriously messed up time, honestly all past it. They're mad at the "supernatural" elements. It was showing you the story through the eyes or a a Vikings haha. And third, the lack of a linear story. That's what this director does, non linear storytelling. Honestly I'm upset the ending was so cut and dry while I'm sure many people would hate a less linear ending. I think this movie will go down as a great artistic piece and I'm happy that real art is being put back inthe cinemas. Better then anything Disney has released in a decade.… Expand

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JimmyCricketMay 17, 2022

I had high hopes for this film, but unfortunately the story was pretty basic and shallow. It's like a B-grade version of Vikings.

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SauronNDGMay 16, 2022

Amazing and epic movie, specially if you love nordic culture/ mithology. Great character personalization, beautiful scenery, fantastic music. An excellent portrayal of their ancient life packed with lot of action and blood!

Lot to learn fromAmazing and epic movie, specially if you love nordic culture/ mithology. Great character personalization, beautiful scenery, fantastic music. An excellent portrayal of their ancient life packed with lot of action and blood!

Lot to learn from this movie!… Expand

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cbibejsMay 16, 2022

Worst Viking movie filmed ever. Directing, acting (except Björk) , story is bad.

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trinexx208May 15, 2022

This movie was a big let down. The acting is meh and some of the fight scenes were somewhat entertaining but overall it was boring and weird. Don't expect a vikings epic or fantasy epic its a boring tale of revenge and not a good one.

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BruterakeMay 15, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Cara que filme interessante e como sempre o Willian Dafoe sempre pega papel pra ser alguém esquisito. Isso sim é o tal do male fantasy olha a luta final dois cara sem camisa lutando em um vulcão onde eu achava q o filme ia virar isso. Não vou mentir tb teve seus momentos que me dividiu assim tipo a árvore mostrando os filhos dele achei meio nada haver e aparece muitas e muitas vezes, tb tem a cena que começa muito boa da mãe dele revelando a verdade só que sl no final a cena fica muito estranha e ele só vaza mata o cara e ela n faz nada se o final n fosse tão estranho dava pra ser uma puta duma cena. Gostei muito das cenas de luta tb ele andando todo pesado assim na vila matando os cara, sem contar o visual daquela mulher vidente muito daora. Resumindo filme bom do krl.… Expand

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brunojbfMay 15, 2022

Wow, this is so…. boring and repetitive. One more Nordic “art” filled with a lot of pagan stuffs. Not recommended.

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ODballin11May 15, 2022

Raw Savages and Tragic family scenes I gave it a solid 8/10.

I personally Didn't like the last 30 minutes

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UncleWillardMay 14, 2022

I'm a fan of Eggers and this did not disappoint. Right up my Viking alley. I love the stripped down feel of the film, it sucks you in. I felt like I woke from a dream when it was over; totally transported to the 9th century.

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Matheus1228May 14, 2022

Like every review I see after watch, definitely the first time watch at theater, IMAX will be better especially to this movie. Brutal, magical, in some way emotional, I absolutely love. Still thinking about the movie hours after.

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GLADIADORMay 14, 2022

Batalhas incriveis e lutas memoraveis, o homem do norte é um bom filme, mas ele poderia ser mais curto

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OlivierPielMay 14, 2022

Enjoyable entertainment, that blatantly but aptly copies scenes from masters such as Tarkovsky (pagan orgy in the woods - Andrei Rublev) or Cuaron's long takes (Viking raid on the Rus - Children of Men) for instance and fuses them withEnjoyable entertainment, that blatantly but aptly copies scenes from masters such as Tarkovsky (pagan orgy in the woods - Andrei Rublev) or Cuaron's long takes (Viking raid on the Rus - Children of Men) for instance and fuses them with brutal Hollywoodian escapism. Why not, if it introduces young people to superior art?

The "Hamlet" plot line is a bit simplistic but it is clear this film is not meant as a cerebral piece like, say, the excellent series Station Eleven that deals with the exact same topic. Second gripe: The lead female character is either miscast or just too thinly fleshed out. third: Too much Nicole Kidman and not Defoe and Hawk. Fourth: The resolution feels also a bit too "Star Wars" silly.… Expand

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JoffreychvlrMay 14, 2022

The scenario is basic, of course, but works so well. The film is not slow, I haven't seen time go by. A film of incredible quality photography is just crazy. Special mention to Anya Taylor Joy that I found divinely remarkable (with the mainThe scenario is basic, of course, but works so well. The film is not slow, I haven't seen time go by. A film of incredible quality photography is just crazy. Special mention to Anya Taylor Joy that I found divinely remarkable (with the main actor) she can play anything, she will always impress me… Expand

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HabibiehakimMay 14, 2022

The Northman is a usual typical revenge story with the advantage of Robert Eggers stunning and fascinating style of filmmaking, great cinematography, beautiful location, score, and amazing performances by all the cast.

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JortigoMay 13, 2022

The Northman blew my mind, it is a total delight from beginning to end, a story that mixes the real with fantasy, with incredible battle scenes, the beautiful photography, oh my god I can't describe here everything I felt watching this cinematic gem.

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snufkinMay 13, 2022

on one word. this movie is horrible. poor acting, poor script, poor fight scenes. just another wannabe Viking movie with big names on the sticker. a lot of potential with terrible outcome. i was bored most of the movie.

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AvenitMay 13, 2022

Impressive in terms of directing and sound, unlike the plot / script. Of course, this is not the main thing in Eggers' films ('The Lighthouse' one of my favorites), but in this case it was felt that something was missing, terribly predictable.

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Kingly01May 13, 2022

It is a simple revenge story but told in a very intimate and creative way. I found myself immersed in this world. It was a ride, one that will leave you thinking about your mortal fate.

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MetacriticOnurMay 13, 2022

bad
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not good in any manner or degree.

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MaxwooMay 13, 2022

With a strong and step-by-step music, faith-touching photography and art design, and the stunning Anya Taylor-Joy, the epic blend of enchantment and realism The Northman maintains Robert Eggers' peculiar and spooky personality.

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benjanzenMay 13, 2022

The Northman is a brutal and gritty Viking tale, the likes of which we’ve never seen before. And though I was impressed by its spectacle and craftsmanship, I feel it lacked any heart or emotional depth. I didn’t find myself invested in theseThe Northman is a brutal and gritty Viking tale, the likes of which we’ve never seen before. And though I was impressed by its spectacle and craftsmanship, I feel it lacked any heart or emotional depth. I didn’t find myself invested in these characters nor this story; I didn’t FEEL anything. At the end of the day, while it’s a film that I can appreciate, it just wasn’t for me.… Expand

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TurbogamexMay 12, 2022

This is how all movies about Vikings should be made, dark and brutal. One of the best movies I've seen on vikings.

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LSUcajunMay 11, 2022

Acting, story, and writing sucked. If they would have stayed with the berserker theme for the whole movie instead of attempting to go all philosophical and failing miserably it could have been great. Cinematography gets an A+.

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Jakoby22May 11, 2022

Very nice film, 0 woke forced **** Probably one of the best films that came out so far in 2022. Nice brutal cinema with a simple yet understandable plot. Its more for a Vikings fans than Sex Education or Harry Potter watchers. 10/10 RecommendVery nice film, 0 woke forced **** Probably one of the best films that came out so far in 2022. Nice brutal cinema with a simple yet understandable plot. Its more for a Vikings fans than Sex Education or Harry Potter watchers. 10/10 Recommend to watch!… Expand

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Shehryar23May 9, 2022

What an absolutely crazy movie! Action packed, brutal kills, beautiful settings, music and of course great selection for actors! 100% recommend! You will not be disappointed.

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KlebartMay 9, 2022

I wouldn't believe all those high reviews. The movie is dull. Don't expect it to be historically accurate or have the story to grab you. It won't. The movie also tries and fails to invest a supernatural aspect to the film well except, II wouldn't believe all those high reviews. The movie is dull. Don't expect it to be historically accurate or have the story to grab you. It won't. The movie also tries and fails to invest a supernatural aspect to the film well except, I guess, for the one scene that was partially stolen from Conan the Barbarian.… Expand

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SdmvmsMay 9, 2022

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Rickniks38May 8, 2022

This movie is basically a live action version of Vinland Saga and you can't prove me wrong.

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RigafanMay 8, 2022

The 1 rating is only because the acting is fine, and the visual is fine, everything else can be overlooked and isn't worth your time or money. I came into this movie expecting something like, Kingdom of Heaven, but Norse/Viking version -The 1 rating is only because the acting is fine, and the visual is fine, everything else can be overlooked and isn't worth your time or money. I came into this movie expecting something like, Kingdom of Heaven, but Norse/Viking version - wrong. It is a generic, rushed and seems to only have been made for the main actor to show off his physic at every available point. The TV show on Amazon is much more 'real' and interesting with real storytelling. Don't fall for the reviews and praise.… Expand

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AhlgrenMay 7, 2022

Love Björk in this movie.
Its not the best viking movie but it up there...

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Dee-Jay_DeliMay 7, 2022

Visually impressive retelling of Hamlet in a Viking setting. It's sensual, brutal and visceral.

It's just important to manage expectations. This is not "Vikings", this is not an "action movie". It's Shakespeare.

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KirbyboyMay 7, 2022

An extremely basic plot. A lot of scenes were completely unnecessary and boring to watch. Only bonus was the scenery in the second half of the movie. Felt like nothing really happened in the movie.

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nilsyMay 6, 2022

With a single word id call it "Primal" . Made me think of The revenant with DiCaprio or Unforgiven with Eastwood.

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saimariejohnsonMay 6, 2022

This is really is a cinematic masterpiece. One word: SPECTACULAR! Not for the squeamish.
AMAZING film.

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Louis_VoltronMay 5, 2022

This is a love letter to Conan the Barbarian. I really enjoyed the film but it wants to be be weirder and more violent… it seems to be holding back .

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PyrateMay 3, 2022

An epic saga that really delivers. Is it magic? Is it fantasy? Is it reality? Who knows, but I'm all for it.

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Jes1310May 3, 2022

Eggers is quickly becoming one of my favorite instructors. Northman picks up where the Lighthouse ended. And Northman is a visual bombardment of the senses and just stunning to look at. Story is fairly simple, but that does not stopping thisEggers is quickly becoming one of my favorite instructors. Northman picks up where the Lighthouse ended. And Northman is a visual bombardment of the senses and just stunning to look at. Story is fairly simple, but that does not stopping this rollercoaster ride. It is definitely not for everyone, but if you liked (loved) the Lighthouse and just great film making, this is a must see.… Expand

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Turin_VidsmidrMay 3, 2022

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Master of fate, yet by fate mastered. Or is he?
Finally a good viking age story and definitely a worthy addition to Robert Eggers' filmography.… Expand

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InspexorMay 2, 2022

It's a good movie for a trashy-movie-night with your friends i guess.
When i went to the movie with my friends we had to hold back laughter for like half of the time.
The reason behind this is that you can't take the movie serious forIt's a good movie for a trashy-movie-night with your friends i guess.
When i went to the movie with my friends we had to hold back laughter for like half of the time.

The reason behind this is that you can't take the movie serious for various reasons

1.) a very flat and predictable story; the classic good guy vs bad guy; why is the bad guy bad? because he wanted more power or sth; and not to forget the classic "coincidental" romance that developes and that the good guy is the "chosen one" bla bla bla

2.) the characters and their behaviour is not believable at all and they sometimes act out of character for absolutely no reason - i just have that picture in mind where this guy's family gets killed and he just stands in the doorway and watches; not an inch of emotion lmao; it's no natural reaction in any way for no human being ever

3.) 0 historical accuracy; nearly nothing about what i saw about "northmen" in that movie is actually true; they get depicted like what a child would describe them to be and nearly every stereotype people have about vikings was glorified in that movie; the only thing that's missing is that they get horns on their helmets lol

4.) In general not very believable stuff and unnecessary drama like climbing a defense wall with nothing but an axe and hands; a boy only gets pushed to the ground and dies but not really (?); weird plot twists that don't make any sense; deus ex machina moments; very unrealistic fighting scenes...

I could go on and on about what's trashy about the movie but appearently according to the average ratings on this site trashy isn't necessarily a bad thing.
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veshchesMay 2, 2022

Really enjoyed it. Good acting, good direction, good story. Exactly what you want from a movie.

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LotherMay 2, 2022

While I did enjoy the movie immensely, this movie is not for everyone. If you're not a fan of Eggers' work, maybe read a review first. My gf did not enjoy herself.

If you've seen The VVitch or The Lighthouse, both done by Eggers, you almostWhile I did enjoy the movie immensely, this movie is not for everyone. If you're not a fan of Eggers' work, maybe read a review first. My gf did not enjoy herself.

If you've seen The VVitch or The Lighthouse, both done by Eggers, you almost know what you're in for. It's not quite the abstract movie Green Knight was, by far, but there are fantastic elements that make you wonder "is this really happening"?

All in all, I appreciate the movie for showing you EXACTLY what Viking culture was all about and it is GRITTY as heck. Some of the scenes had me in tears how awesome they were, like when a Valkyrie carries off a half dead warrior. Really well done tribute to the lore.

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LumdogApr 24, 2022

A brutal Viking revenge tale. It's the Hamlet story we all know, and there is a Shakespearean tragedy feel here. The film has some of the best cinematography I've ever seen - with lighting and on-location shots. The musical score isA brutal Viking revenge tale. It's the Hamlet story we all know, and there is a Shakespearean tragedy feel here. The film has some of the best cinematography I've ever seen - with lighting and on-location shots. The musical score is heart-pounding with the Nordic sounding drums and chants. The film feels so historically accurate and authentic. Robert Eggers and his team really tried to immerse you completely into the place and time. The cast is all spectacular, particularly Skarsgard who is just a beast in this. Unfortunately this film won't do well at the box office, please go out and support it. We need more films like this.… Expand

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Dojooo333May 1, 2022

It's real masterpiece in terms of making and plot. In some moments, it becomes slow, so I wouldn't call it „action movie”, but very good drama. It's 100% worth watching.

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ImhonestMay 1, 2022

I-ve loved every minute. We need more movies like this.

This is a masterpiece, time will prove it.

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MromanApr 30, 2022

Fantastic movie that keeps true to Viking history. I highly recommend going to see it, however leave your childeren home.

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DHReviewsApr 30, 2022

Robert Eggers continues to prove his talents this film. His third feature overall, The Northman evokes a classic Norse epic at grandoise scale. Written by Eggers himself and the well known Sugarcubes alum, poet and lyricist Sjon, the story ofRobert Eggers continues to prove his talents this film. His third feature overall, The Northman evokes a classic Norse epic at grandoise scale. Written by Eggers himself and the well known Sugarcubes alum, poet and lyricist Sjon, the story of the Northman in language and visual content comes across as a tale straight out of the Edda. The films epic scale and visceral storytelling comes across equally as powerfully within its cinematography, mastered by a returning Jarin Blaschke who joined Eggers on his previous film, The Lighthouse. Norse themes and motifs come alive in brilliant and traditional fashion thanks to a mighty score by Robin Carolan and Sebastian Gainsborough. Acting is also one of the films many triumphs, as Alexander Skarsgard, Anya Taylor-Joy, Nicole Kidman, and Claes Bang all bring their A-Game to this film. Eggers has proven to be an exciting new voice in Hollywood and thus far his films have held few missteps. If anything relatively negative comes from this third outing of his, it's that the film's a slow burn may not be some viewers cup of tea, and even for me (a large fan of his), the runtime lingers right on the edge of being a tad overlong. It's ending is also relatively abrupt considering the pacing of the film, which left me maybe yearning for a more resounding and drawn out finish. Still, the Northman is yet another well fletched arrow in this inspiring directors quiver, and Eggers continues to carve a strong path into the filmsphere.… Expand

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dan-manApr 30, 2022

This is a stunning piece of work with staggering mythological timeless themes and beautiful pagan/Norse motifs. The scene with him hanging in the barn with the Ravens alone is worth seeing. See it at the cinema, support it. Keep good moviesThis is a stunning piece of work with staggering mythological timeless themes and beautiful pagan/Norse motifs. The scene with him hanging in the barn with the Ravens alone is worth seeing. See it at the cinema, support it. Keep good movies alive. Essential viewing for Northern Caucasians, pagans, and Europeans devoid of their culture in the modern anti-traditional propaganda age.… Expand

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EdBBApr 30, 2022

This movie is as good and entertaining as the Tree of life. It begins with Shakespearean dialogs as acted by high school graders with little drama talent. The story is nice but how it is portrayed and why it is made that way will remain aThis movie is as good and entertaining as the Tree of life. It begins with Shakespearean dialogs as acted by high school graders with little drama talent. The story is nice but how it is portrayed and why it is made that way will remain a mistery to be carried to Valhalla. I stepped out of the theater wishing I had chosen to watch sonic 2 instead of this.… Expand

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LoomBoomApr 30, 2022

This is the epitome of a historical epic. If you have even a passing interest in Vikings, this is a must watch.

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puddingplunderApr 29, 2022

Who wrote this dialogue? Not convinced by the accents. Appreciated the grittier realistic scenes in the villages but the supernatural elements felt way over the top. Ironic that the much lower budget “The Witch” was more mesmerizing andWho wrote this dialogue? Not convinced by the accents. Appreciated the grittier realistic scenes in the villages but the supernatural elements felt way over the top. Ironic that the much lower budget “The Witch” was more mesmerizing and convincing.… Expand

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MahmusApr 29, 2022

I'm a bit conflicted but also really impressed. I guess it's technically my least favorite Robert Eggers movie, and yet it's still really damn good. Much more straightforward than his previous films, The Northman is a brutal, beautifullyI'm a bit conflicted but also really impressed. I guess it's technically my least favorite Robert Eggers movie, and yet it's still really damn good. Much more straightforward than his previous films, The Northman is a brutal, beautifully directed story of revenge that arrives pretty much where you'd expect, but takes some seriously unexpected turns along the way.

Because this legend has been around for so long and has inspired countless of famous stories, which in turn have inspired even more famous stories, it will probably feel like you've already seen this before, but that never really takes away from the spectacle.

You really have to put yourself in the place of young viking child, being told this as a bedtime story by your burly bearded viking father and being wowed by the all the magic and beheading. That may sound oddly specific, but to be fair, the film does a pretty good job at making you feel like that.… Expand

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TVJerryApr 29, 2022

Robert Eggers has established himself as a director with a unique vision, who's capable of creating compelling cinematic experiences. His previous 2 films were The Witch and The Lighthouse. This time he goes epic in the story of a VikingRobert Eggers has established himself as a director with a unique vision, who's capable of creating compelling cinematic experiences. His previous 2 films were The Witch and The Lighthouse. This time he goes epic in the story of a Viking prince (Alexander Skarsgård going all in). After his uncle kills his father (Ethan Hawke) and kidnaps his mother (Nicole Kidman), he sets out on a painful quest for revenge. This is a dark, dramatic adventure with hallucinatory visuals (it is a legend after all) and violent outbursts (although it's often more implied than gory). Eggers has created a savage world with magical elements and cruel brutality that's always bleakly fascinating and sometimes more.… Expand

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VonSporkApr 28, 2022

I understand what they tried to do with this, being an artisticly great. I just didn't enojy it and would have preferred a more straight forward Viking action film.

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DungamApr 28, 2022

Gonna be completely honest, I went into this movie pretty blind as I wasn't even aware that this was directed by the same guy who did The Witch and The Lighthouse. I went in expecting a lot more action with historical accuracy in mind but IGonna be completely honest, I went into this movie pretty blind as I wasn't even aware that this was directed by the same guy who did The Witch and The Lighthouse. I went in expecting a lot more action with historical accuracy in mind but I was completely mistaken. Don't be mistaken there is plenty of action however this movie is filled with a ton of mythology and symbolism. Despite being surprised by that I was more than pleased with the movie. I will say some of the ritual scenes felt a little unnecessary or at least dragged out but even with those minor complaints I really had a good time.… Expand

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Djhill42Apr 28, 2022

9.5/10

After just one viewing of Robert Eggers first two films The witch and the lighthouse my initial scores were not nearly this high but this definitely feels like a more straightforward story. I will admit some things definitely confused9.5/10

After just one viewing of Robert Eggers first two films The witch and the lighthouse my initial scores were not nearly this high but this definitely feels like a more straightforward story. I will admit some things definitely confused me in the movie but they weren’t necessarily necessary things to understand at the time and eventually things happen later in the movie that clear up any confusion. The Valkyrie scene at the end was dope and visually stunning and was one of many visually stunning shots laced throughout the film. I absolutely think it’s safe to say after three films this is Eggers best looking and all the technical aspects of the movie are near perfect. The story is not as complicated as the lighthouse or the witch but Robert Eggers is absolutely a name anyone who follows and respects good films will know if they don’t already after this movie.… Expand

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VikingunnarApr 28, 2022

I really liked it the story telling was amazing the visually beautiful The Music Was to die for And I could go on and on about this masterpiece

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n8cv1996Apr 28, 2022

This is a good movie! This will go down as a Viking-movie classic. What I like about it most is that it played out like a Nordic myth — I feel like the plot of this movie would have been told to the people of its time. 8/10 in my view, butThis is a good movie! This will go down as a Viking-movie classic. What I like about it most is that it played out like a Nordic myth — I feel like the plot of this movie would have been told to the people of its time. 8/10 in my view, but anything higher is reasonable.… Expand

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DavromApr 28, 2022

I made an account to review this movie 10/10
First film that I have watched twice on theaters and im still hungry for more of this raw/strange world. Bravo, amazing film.

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msosaApr 28, 2022

"n o t a s g o o d a s m o r b i u s: a n e w m a r v e l l e g e n d" - Nelson Mandela ✊

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Film123Apr 28, 2022

Overmuscled actors, a botoxed up Nic, incomprehensible English, nice shots of Iceland, and loads of Viking mysticism, most of it vaguely like what we see of Indians in westerns, not a good experience and tedious

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redmalmApr 27, 2022

I am so sick and tired to my core of seeing a 3 hour movie only to exit the cinema going "it looked nice, but..."

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MikeyMetaApr 26, 2022

Great film with a good plot. Action was great, dialog was good, cinematography was great and the theme has been written before but still manages to be refreshing and a turn-off at the same time

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BeardedYodaApr 26, 2022

I don't have much to say about The Northman except for this - you owe it to yourself to watch it. In my opinion, The Northman is not only the best Viking movie ever made, but could also very well be one of the best Historical Epics everI don't have much to say about The Northman except for this - you owe it to yourself to watch it. In my opinion, The Northman is not only the best Viking movie ever made, but could also very well be one of the best Historical Epics ever brought to film. This historically authentic and beautiful film is near flawless in every regard; I'm serious, It is really that good. Watch this movie, films like this deserve far more support than they've had.… Expand

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averageMCJuserApr 26, 2022

Such a great movie. Visually stunning with fantastic production design and costumes. Watching this really made me feel immersed in the world Robert Eggers created. I guarantee though that MCU stans won't like this film because there areSuch a great movie. Visually stunning with fantastic production design and costumes. Watching this really made me feel immersed in the world Robert Eggers created. I guarantee though that MCU stans won't like this film because there are hardly any cringe quips to kill the tension or **** VFX. Just the first 10 minutes of this film are better than anything the MCU has ever put out. Marble could never… Expand

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AJ_13Apr 26, 2022

What a cinematic experience. Epic in all levels and at the same time, surpisingly able to make me connect emotionally with the protagonist. Eggers merit is unmatched, with great shot composition and camera movement. I loved its mithology andWhat a cinematic experience. Epic in all levels and at the same time, surpisingly able to make me connect emotionally with the protagonist. Eggers merit is unmatched, with great shot composition and camera movement. I loved its mithology and rituals, and the ending was jaw-dropping.… Expand

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DamnedThingApr 26, 2022

As a huge fan of The Witch and The Lighthouse I was really looking forward to this, but it's flipping atrocious. TW & TL created small worlds with involving characters that pulled you into their madness. TN is just dull AF. There's no realAs a huge fan of The Witch and The Lighthouse I was really looking forward to this, but it's flipping atrocious. TW & TL created small worlds with involving characters that pulled you into their madness. TN is just dull AF. There's no real depth to any character, they're there to hit their mark and say the words with no real conviction towards being believeable - honestly, it feels like a series of vignettes of people doing first takes with awful stilted accents and worse dialogue. I love a bit of bloody violence and reading the reviews I was hoping for some Battle of the Bastards / Braveheart stylee full throttle aggression. There's just one short raid, which is pretty tame, and one sword fight at the end that..meh! The whole thing is just meh, it's like Eggers has had his whole creative spark snuffed out making this and all that's left is the withered soul of a body and mind that has been broken by a bigger budget. My wife, who's squeamish at best, practically **** when a wandering nobody let his guts spill out...serious regional am-dram society overacting at its worst. Since when have critics suddenly become more squeamish that a 55yo woman who hates gore - snowflakes. Also: cinematography is insipid; music is awful; direction is plodding.

A waste of time and effort. The reviews now feel like they were written to be encouraging to Eggers based on his previous trajectory rather than an honest appraisal of a duff movie. Gets 2 points because Bjork, and the fact that I didn't walk out - something I haven't done since Highlander 3, although I was very tempted here.… Expand

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qribba81Apr 26, 2022

This movie is both problematic, filled with tropes and manages to be predictable and boring at the same time.

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Lambo442Apr 26, 2022

This is the quintessential viking movie. Brutal, disturbing, action packed and thrilling beyond belief. There are no heroes, just the threads of fate being spun. There are no pretty boy vikings making love to hot women and exchangingThis is the quintessential viking movie. Brutal, disturbing, action packed and thrilling beyond belief. There are no heroes, just the threads of fate being spun. There are no pretty boy vikings making love to hot women and exchanging witticisms. These guys are the real deal. You want see some proper pillaging? Look no further. You want a spine tingling soundtrack that transports you completely into that world? Done. Can you get a more viking-esque film? I've never seen one. You will be at least 67% more manly after watching this masterpiece. Incredible… Expand

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ajaaxx123Apr 25, 2022

its a good movie if you want to hang out a while, but it has no relevance in movies historie or making at all. 6/10

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GinaKApr 25, 2022

One star in honor of all the actors who had to slog through the mud to make this awful movie. I have seen at least two fine films directed by Eggers in the past with more or less no budget. One great example – The Lighthouse. A sad andOne star in honor of all the actors who had to slog through the mud to make this awful movie. I have seen at least two fine films directed by Eggers in the past with more or less no budget. One great example – The Lighthouse. A sad and annoying afternoon at the movies.… Expand

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beefalo16Apr 25, 2022

I went in not knowing anything about the movie. I was horribly disappointed.

The dialog was atrocious, and the manner in which they spoke was ridiculous. I could have sounded more convincing. Now this may be due to some kind of historicalI went in not knowing anything about the movie. I was horribly disappointed.

The dialog was atrocious, and the manner in which they spoke was ridiculous. I could have sounded more convincing. Now this may be due to some kind of historical accuracy or lost in translation kind of thing. If the latter is the case, I honestly would prefer them to speak in their native language and give me subtitles.

The basic plot was a simple revenge story which would be fine. However, towards the end, the main character suddenly gained plot weakness and did stupid things/wasn't as strong in combat.

Theres a lot of "artsy" scenes with muted/simple colors and people doing strange things like weird dances, acting like animals, etc. Feels like the whole movie was made to try to win an award for cinematography.

Overall the movie was pretty boring as well, wasted a lot of time doing pointless stuff because "fate" had determined when he should strike.… Expand

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efechan21Apr 25, 2022

Excellent movie. Robert Eggers goes perfectly with his filmografy. How cool would it be if he made a pirate movie

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ctow823Apr 24, 2022

Amazing story, soundtrack and visuals. if you want the full essay check out indian bronsons - northman reviewed - TLDR a great celebration of nordic myths and indo-european culture. it feels real, true, natural and not full of the cheap quickAmazing story, soundtrack and visuals. if you want the full essay check out indian bronsons - northman reviewed - TLDR a great celebration of nordic myths and indo-european culture. it feels real, true, natural and not full of the cheap quick irony that the MCU is full of… Expand

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cyndisueApr 24, 2022

I thought it was truly awful. Not a single character was likable in any way. Even Skarsgard was so grim, filthy, and the constant references to his "stench" just made me want to walk out.

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AmethystVenomApr 24, 2022

The Northman was more straightforward than I expected but I enjoyed every second. The pacing was brilliant. Eggers and teams attention to detail for this time period is really the star. Anya Taylor-Joy and Alexander Skarsgård gave incredibleThe Northman was more straightforward than I expected but I enjoyed every second. The pacing was brilliant. Eggers and teams attention to detail for this time period is really the star. Anya Taylor-Joy and Alexander Skarsgård gave incredible performances. The film was shot extremely well as you'd expect. Must see.… Expand

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Sofi2022Apr 24, 2022

The worst film I saw in years,almost left the theatre in the middle.too long,there is actually no plot,just boring

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wanna_Apr 24, 2022

The violence verges on porn levels. Definitely gratuitous. I don't mind violence in a film if there are characters and a story that I care about. Neither in this case. There is so little dialogue for me to get to know the people. And whatThe violence verges on porn levels. Definitely gratuitous. I don't mind violence in a film if there are characters and a story that I care about. Neither in this case. There is so little dialogue for me to get to know the people. And what dialogue there is often very difficult to understand because the (fake) accents are so overdone. And so many different types. There is almost no respite from the brutality. Yeah, I get it. Vikings/Ancient Norse were cruel. But I came for entertainment, not a documentary. So much Norse mythology (I guess), but as someone unfamiliar with that culture, I was completely lost most of the time, and it had no meaning for me nor delivered any significance to what little story there was. I really wanted my two hours plus back afterwards. It was a very rough watch, to no enjoyment. (I only give it a 'one' rather than 'zero' because some of the scenery is pretty.) I wished I'd gone to see 'Secrets of Dumbledore' instead; and that's saying a lot.… Expand

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Odens_TaintApr 24, 2022

Amazing scenes, excellent acting and just an overall ominous tone. This movie isn't for everyone but for people like me it is a masterpiece.

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LingographyApr 24, 2022

This is ART. This is History. This is Masterpiece. Only thing that hurt this brilliant movie is studio and cuting. Eggers masterpiece. Real raw movie with briliant acting. Robert Eggers is truly one of the best ever.

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DylanDavidsonApr 24, 2022

Found it to be a bit of a chore to get through. Action and set pieces are cool but it was hard to be invested in the characters and their motivations.

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turonApr 24, 2022

Lenta, aburrida, predecible. Espera a que salga en alguna plataforma para verla en tu televisor del salón. The Crown and the Ring es una canción brutal por desgracia la película NO.

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brooke9113Apr 23, 2022

One of the most refreshing things I have watch in theatres. I wouldn’t even know where to start. Words cannot describe how beautiful this movie is. Must watch

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nocageApr 23, 2022

I went to this movie with high expectations only to be very very disappointed. It was one of the worst movies of my life and I've seen a lot of movies. It doesn't even compare to a decent TV show. I felt like I should get my money back.

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LordGanonApr 23, 2022

The Northman is one of the best and realstic Viking movies i ve ever experienced in cinema. The film is not made for every moviegoer, as it focuses on a special audience. There are some fight scenes, but they are not very present andThe Northman is one of the best and realstic Viking movies i ve ever experienced in cinema. The film is not made for every moviegoer, as it focuses on a special audience. There are some fight scenes, but they are not very present and therefore not necessarily suitable for the Marvel superhero viewer. However, the fight scenes that were implemented, were perfected with such a sensitivity, which can hardly be represented by other films. All actors have shown themselves from their best side. Really good executed Robert Eggers!!!… Expand

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WantedlunaticApr 23, 2022

Brutality,cinematogrophy,acting and soundtracks are awesome.A viking masterpiece.

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MoviecriticbombApr 23, 2022

This movie was BAD. Not sure why it’s receiving such praise. A jester comes in makes a joke to the King and then Defoe is reused in a mask giving the king’s son initiation, asking “How are you human?” And the king and his son burp and fart.This movie was BAD. Not sure why it’s receiving such praise. A jester comes in makes a joke to the King and then Defoe is reused in a mask giving the king’s son initiation, asking “How are you human?” And the king and his son burp and fart. That kind of sums up the movie. The theater I was at erupted with laughter at most of the rituals and dances. This movie also couldn’t tell when the characters needed to speak old Viking language and when to speak English. The scenery is beautiful but the movie is so low budget each Billings carried like 12 soldiers and I think all the extras were just reused. The fight scenes are very slow, sluggish and poorly choreographed. The movie also takes many breaks from the plot to show dream sequences that aren’t really needed but are there. All in all, the Witch was better, this wasn’t good… Expand

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royalguy07Apr 23, 2022

+Truly special work with the soundtrack and the cinematography
+No wasted performance throughout
+Visceral and Enchanting

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jovincenApr 23, 2022

Really excellent brutal and real story from history. So much fake TV these days, refreshing to see a movie like this come out. Amazing!

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grinwade1Apr 23, 2022

Extraordinary art that transcends all the human experience in the most visceral way.

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scoleyApr 22, 2022

Far to long starts well very boring in the middle and an average ending and the so called twist you can see coming a mile away not a bad film but definitely overated.

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moviemitch96Apr 22, 2022

From director Robert Eggers ('The VVitch', 'The Lighthouse'), this Nordic epic sees a vengeful viking (Alexander Skarsgard) out to find and slay his traitorous uncle who murdered his father (Ethan Hawke) and claimed his mother (Nicole Kidman)From director Robert Eggers ('The VVitch', 'The Lighthouse'), this Nordic epic sees a vengeful viking (Alexander Skarsgard) out to find and slay his traitorous uncle who murdered his father (Ethan Hawke) and claimed his mother (Nicole Kidman) years ago in order to seize the throne. Sounds pretty familiar right? That's probably because a story like that has only been told dozens of times ('Hamlet', 'The Lion King's, you name it!) And unfortunately this rather uninspired story makes it almost entirely predictable and not particularly interesting from start to finish. Production values and the choreographed fights throughout are undeniably impressive, but they're all loud, obnoxious, bloody, sweaty, etc. Me personally, I've never been a huge fan of sword and sandal epics such as this. Other films such as this and '300' for example are nothing more than tasteless exercises in flaunting men with chiseled good looks and meathead masculinity as we watch their blood, sweat, and tears, along with kill after kill. Like I said, it's obnoxious, and I can't stand films like that, and this one is no different. Even the performances I can't say much for, with the only true standout being Skarsgard's fierce and committed performance. Everybody else is relegated to distracting and corny accents and hammy performances all around. Overall, see it if you must for some stunning production value and cinematography, along with an always reliably solid performance from Skarsgard, but otherwise, it won't really appeal to many others apart from those who are into big, loud, bloody, and stupid muscly men doing their thing (and also finding some time to lay in bed with their Queen while they're at it.)… Expand

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LatinCritic13Apr 22, 2022

I have never seen a revenge epic like this since The Revenant and Robert Egger's The Northman is one of those films that will be talked about years to come. It's a Viking cinematographical masterpiece at its full glory.

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saucyninja007Apr 22, 2022

Atmospheric, authentic, brutal, engrossing, epic, intense, tragic. "The Northman" is the first film in quite some time that made me feel like I was transported somewhere else. Watching this movie was like living through the pages of mythicalAtmospheric, authentic, brutal, engrossing, epic, intense, tragic. "The Northman" is the first film in quite some time that made me feel like I was transported somewhere else. Watching this movie was like living through the pages of mythical folklore. No punches are pulled here: "Vikings" are not portrayed glamorously, and the violence is unflinching and honest. Every scene completely captures and demands the attention of the audience. On a purely aesthetic level the film is sublime, but that is not to discredit the terrific acting and writing too. I almost want to describe "The Northman" as "Conan the Barbarian" meets "Hamlet". The fantastical elements never feel out of place (if anything the movie would feel strange without them). The storytelling is efficient - not a single scene or line of dialogue is wasted - and the journey of the protagonist unfolds in a very Shakespearean manner. Even if you have no interest in expect acting, writing, and cinematography you should see this movie just to see how action scenes SHOULD be filmed (and there are plenty of those). I am expecting and hoping this movie to appeal to average film-goers as well as those who appreciate cinema.… Expand

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JLuis_001Apr 22, 2022

Robert Eggers continues to cement his upward path in this visceral, brutal, violent, esoteric and magnificent Viking epic that manages to restore my faith in major studios trusting filmmakers outside the mainstream to deliver films like thisRobert Eggers continues to cement his upward path in this visceral, brutal, violent, esoteric and magnificent Viking epic that manages to restore my faith in major studios trusting filmmakers outside the mainstream to deliver films like this that are rarely seen in theaters anymore.

This story is well known of course. It's a classic revenge story and if you know anything more about Hamlet than just Shakespeare's name, then you'll know pretty well who Amleth is. But even a classic story can become something quite different, it all depends on how you tell it.

In The Northman Eggers respects his own precepts and stays true to what he did in The Witch and The Lighthouse.
Certainly he has to give in to certain whims of more conventional cinema, but that's understandable because hardly a studio will give him $90 million without considering getting their hands in the production. Nevertheless and fortunately, his signature is fully present in everything you see on screen. It is clearly his vision.

In terms of plot, narrative and psychological depth, I had heard some comparisons to The Green Knight that I didn't quite understand. I mean, I don't doubt that Eggers could have delivered such a film had he set his mind to it, but even beyond what he had to allow himself as an auteur when faced with creating a film that felt more accessible, The Northman has a more than palpable and pulsating identity. A violent and crude identity.

If in any way you feel he sacrificed his style and freedom to create something bigger and different, that's understandable, but judge his work by what he does and not by what you feel he may have lost as a filmmaker.

Ultimately, The Northman is not a subtle or nuanced film, and didn't try to be one, yet its savage, raw and bloody brutality more than makes up for any discernible weaknesses, if you are able to understand that this is the film he set out to do.… Expand

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MovieTurtleApr 22, 2022

Fantastic ride with outstanding visuals, amazing acting, and hypnotic music that does little to hide the brutality of life. Great to see more historical come to the big screen

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Shadowx61Apr 22, 2022

The Northman is spectacular, rousing, brutal and beautiful! 10/10 this is ART !

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LuissDtApr 22, 2022

The Northman is a surprise from Robert Eggers, with a good script, cinematography, and production design.

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Color09Apr 22, 2022

Expertly crafted, from the cinematography to the acting, the music, the sets. Everything in this movie serves to make an unforgettable experience.

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alejandro970Apr 22, 2022

The Viking legend that served as the model for Hamlet (not the other way around). What makes the film interesting is that they represent the Vikings with all the fidelity in the world, in a visceral way, without softening. It could be awkwardThe Viking legend that served as the model for Hamlet (not the other way around). What makes the film interesting is that they represent the Vikings with all the fidelity in the world, in a visceral way, without softening. It could be awkward for the shy, but it is sure to be one of the big surprises of the year.… Expand

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MatouzzApr 22, 2022

Robert Eggers is 3 for 3. A masterpiece in every aspect of filmmaking. Go support
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