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Malow111May 27, 2023

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. La Vi el día de hoy en la mañana y la verdad el cgi es horrible, la actuación en base a la sirenita salva pero no es suficiente para compensar la historia y los cambios bruscos que se hicieron en ella para que hablar sobre Sebastián y flounder, mejor que ni hubiesen aparecido !!… Expand

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grzebcio89May 29, 2023

Bad movie, I can’t recommend with good concience. Singing was very bad and actors were chosen not as like it should.

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getsmeliftedMay 26, 2023

Oh dear. This really was bad. Every single change is made for the worse. The feeling that the animation invokes is completely lost in a film that's trying so hard to hide it's disdain for the themes of the original but it just can't helpOh dear. This really was bad. Every single change is made for the worse. The feeling that the animation invokes is completely lost in a film that's trying so hard to hide it's disdain for the themes of the original but it just can't help itself. The animals look terrifying. Changes made to the plot, although admittedly small changes, are still significant enough to make you scratch your head and ask "Why would they do that?". But then you remember that it's the mythical modern audience that this was made for... It's not worth the price of admission by a long shot. Wait till you can watch it for free if you have to watch it at all.… Expand

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AkompliceMay 29, 2023

Disney just needs to stop with these live action remakes. This review has nothing to do with politics or anything like that. I didn’t enjoy this movie or ANY of the changes they made to the original story, the music was disappointing, theDisney just needs to stop with these live action remakes. This review has nothing to do with politics or anything like that. I didn’t enjoy this movie or ANY of the changes they made to the original story, the music was disappointing, the casting was misguided at best, dialogue below mediocre. I wanted to give it a fair shot, like I have all the live action remakes and every time I’m shocked at how bad they are. I set my bar pretty low and Disney somehow manages to undershoot by miles. Just stop, stop ruining everything and focus on creating good/new stories. I still believe you’re capable of it, despite all evidence to the contrary. To be honest I wanted to give it a zero out of 10 but that wouldn’t be fair. I’m sure most of the people including the cast worked very hard on this, it’s not their fault it was a massively disappointing mess.… Expand

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kryjnnMay 26, 2023

Totally different feel from the 1989 classic I loved. Not a fan of this new Ariel. I mean, seriously! She doesn't look a bit like Ariel at all. Kiddos were confused. Horrible CGI, atrocious rapping by Scuttle.

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SillySeaMonkeyMay 27, 2023

Another disappointing live action Disney remake. I did like some of their live action more than other but I was not a fan of this one.
The original animated one is far superior.

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CramnitJun 22, 2023

CGI nefasto y actores planos que no transmiten nada al espectador. Para olvidar.

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Ikereviews1May 29, 2023

Soulless bad acting and a way worse version of the little mermaid bad cgi bad characters and awakwafina was annoying please stop putting her in movies she isn't funny. I only gave it a 1 because there was 2 funny scenes. That's it other thanSoulless bad acting and a way worse version of the little mermaid bad cgi bad characters and awakwafina was annoying please stop putting her in movies she isn't funny. I only gave it a 1 because there was 2 funny scenes. That's it other than that it's just cringe and the movie was too dark like ant man like the final fight is awful because of how dark it is… Expand

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Butterballer1May 26, 2023

What the hell were they thinking?
How can it be so bad with such subpar cgi and terrible acting and songs. And my kids could not sit for 2.5 hours...what the hell were they thinking?
And that horrible scuttlebutt song...that was insane.What the hell were they thinking?
How can it be so bad with such subpar cgi and terrible acting and songs. And my kids could not sit for 2.5 hours...what the hell were they thinking?

And that horrible scuttlebutt song...that was insane. How did that pass quality control?

I watched the original film for the first time after watching this and understood why everyone was so upset about this film. This new one is dull and lifeless with dumb modern touches that destroy the timelessness of the original. Disney needs to fail. I finally accept it and hopefully the disastrous indiana Jones sequel coming later this summer will put the final nail in the coffin. Films like this make one realize how cynical and empty and hateful and greedy the people redoing all these stories are because you can actually go back and watch the original which transports you into a fairytale the way it is supposed to.

Let disney die. Nothing of it remains, anyway here.

Good riddance.… Expand

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Antp1212May 27, 2023

Terrible revision of the classic, bad acting, and subpar additional songs. Parents just stick to the original to show your children.

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makaraszJun 1, 2023

Nothing memorable. Cheesy and boring remake. Poor acting. Poor CGI. Better show the original to your kids.

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AlepxJun 4, 2023

Remake innecesario, peces que dan mala vibra y un rap muy malo que esta de más

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PieceBTCMay 28, 2023

Không tôn trọng nguyên tác. Chọn 1 nhân vật nữ hoàn toàn không hợp vai. Diễn xuất tệ

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JcwatchdogMay 28, 2023

I’m not a fan of live action for cartoon anything, so maybe that’s why I don’t actually like this at all. If they would have just released a little mermaid soundtrack with Halle Bailey, that would have been enough. She’s cute, seems veryI’m not a fan of live action for cartoon anything, so maybe that’s why I don’t actually like this at all. If they would have just released a little mermaid soundtrack with Halle Bailey, that would have been enough. She’s cute, seems very kind, and has a beautiful voice. Hopefully she isn’t wasted anymore on Disney. They don’t have original ideas anymore, and recycle old ones and try to put new spins on those ideas hoping the public will buy them again. Why not make a brand new little mermaid movie, or something completely different, to showcase Halle instead of throwing together a live action with poor cgi?… Expand

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Kmilinha88May 27, 2023

Awful..pleaseee Disney!!! Stop doing live-action !!! Please please please

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AdrenaliMay 27, 2023

It was very bad:
1) half of time it was very dark
2) cgi is one of the worst in last few years 3) castle and island location is meh, doesn't fit 4) script dropped details and added useless things 5) natural graphic of crab and fish isIt was very bad:
1) half of time it was very dark
2) cgi is one of the worst in last few years
3) castle and island location is meh, doesn't fit
4) script dropped details and added useless things
5) natural graphic of crab and fish is garbage. Like some small insects.
6) songs are very so so
7) weird to see black daughter from white father and white son from black mother. It can make damage to kids. Personally I don't care much but this was not logical at all. Like why?
8) The coast and king and king on coast looked like homeless dude that searches garbage bins for food.
9) sisters of Ariel has different natianality. how white father can have black Ariel, asian and albinos daughters?

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But the main fail is it was overall lame. It was like cheap 2000th spectacle when you hire low paid workers to work for food.… Expand

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Mike_RotchMay 28, 2023

Disrespectful. A shame the studio had to lose so much money. For what? This is some sort of research study

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julysniperMay 26, 2023

It's a very good spin off movie about Sid in 20th century fox's The ice age, but the plot is sometimes remind me of Disney's the litle mermaid 1989. Cool collab by the way.

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slicelookJul 30, 2023

hollywood is racist and sexiiist firs this and then barbie wooow so sexist and racist they really want to divide and conquer the people through leftist ideology when are the people going to fight back?

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angelwcardonaMay 27, 2023

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Nope, the little mermaid is not black. I mean, if this is Disney's Little Mermaid, then this is not the little mermaid. The underwater scenes look unreal, and the phisics underwater do not look real.… Expand

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Tr0nikusJun 1, 2023

Institutional Black supremacists took this IP just like they took Detroit and Chicago. Why would I spend a nickel on this garbage? Race switching is for creatively bankrupt activists. However, original Black characters, and original storiesInstitutional Black supremacists took this IP just like they took Detroit and Chicago. Why would I spend a nickel on this garbage? Race switching is for creatively bankrupt activists. However, original Black characters, and original stories don’t fall under this sort of appropriation. Where’s the Black creative voice seeking authenticity and originality? “Black Little Mermaid” is how this tiny little take on the classic Danish fairy tale will forever be known now. Forgettable.… Expand

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NorixisMay 29, 2023

Overall, I was more sad about how much this disappointed my wife more than anything. This movie was just bad, on every level. My wife is a huge, life long fan of the little mermaid. To the point that she has a tattoo of the original. SheOverall, I was more sad about how much this disappointed my wife more than anything. This movie was just bad, on every level. My wife is a huge, life long fan of the little mermaid. To the point that she has a tattoo of the original. She wanted to walk out of the movie less than half way through. She (and I) were disappointed by the story changes, the unnecessary changes to songs/new songs, the CGI, the acting and more. The CGI was bland, the acting stiff and lifeless, they destroyed the supporting characters, they changed Ariel from a young woman who was curious and excited about the world outside, but was taken advantage of and needed to overcome the unknown to now being a girl boss who doesn't need any help, knows how to do anything/everything, and has an "I'm better than you" attitude. I'd say save your money, but what do I know?… Expand

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PhoenixMoviegoJun 7, 2023

Definitely there are some movies that should never be touched and less to make them popular for the fashion of the moment, the classic version is a masterpiece and this relaunch is just one more work of directors wanting to join theDefinitely there are some movies that should never be touched and less to make them popular for the fashion of the moment, the classic version is a masterpiece and this relaunch is just one more work of directors wanting to join the progressive fashion.… Expand

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Adilson_667May 27, 2023

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Filme chato, lacrador. Uma porcaria. Só a turminha da lacração pra gostar deste lixo.… Expand

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KelrockMay 30, 2023

Too much Woke **** I love The Cartoon Ariel, The Music, The Comic Art, The Emotions in the Faces. The New Movie has Nhoting.

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HitsujiiiMay 29, 2023

Terrible CGI and acting in my opinion. Also, I don't get that nostalgic feeling you'd hope for in a movie like this.

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Hypnotic_EyeMay 27, 2023

I love seeing Disney face the consequences for their actions. And then learn nothing from it, so we can laugh at them as they hit each branch on the way down.

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RagnarokF4May 26, 2023

Don't watch it. The actors were terrible, emotionless in many scenes (Halle acting was really bad for all her hype, looking her trying to fake yawn was cringe af). CGI was awful, the first scene with mermaids swimming to Triton's call lookedDon't watch it. The actors were terrible, emotionless in many scenes (Halle acting was really bad for all her hype, looking her trying to fake yawn was cringe af). CGI was awful, the first scene with mermaids swimming to Triton's call looked eally really cheap... Flounder and Sebastian were scary instead of cute and people in the cinema were laughing at several moments because of how bad they looked. All in all, I think I just saw a low budget Caribbean version of the Little Mermaid, it was really weird.... Save yourself some money and watch the original or something else. I give it a 1 for nostalgia, but it is as bad as the trailers showed.… Expand

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claudiobelnovaMay 26, 2023

O filme falhou miseravelmente em tentar melhorar primeiro, Halle Bailey é uma ótima cantora mas uma atriz é muito rasa, um filme infantil com pouca cor e pouca fantasia desinteressante para público infantil. Cheio de mensagem ideológicaO filme falhou miseravelmente em tentar melhorar primeiro, Halle Bailey é uma ótima cantora mas uma atriz é muito rasa, um filme infantil com pouca cor e pouca fantasia desinteressante para público infantil. Cheio de mensagem ideológica embutida triste ver um filme lindo poderia ser lindo… Expand

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gardula147May 26, 2023

Uma pena um filme deste , ter tomado um caminho tão triste ! filme péssimo sem alma , não recomendo gastar o dinheiro de vocês ! A pequena sereia era uma obra de arte ! animação , fantasia neste filme não tem nada disso , além do excesso deUma pena um filme deste , ter tomado um caminho tão triste ! filme péssimo sem alma , não recomendo gastar o dinheiro de vocês ! A pequena sereia era uma obra de arte ! animação , fantasia neste filme não tem nada disso , além do excesso de lacração !… Expand

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K1DR3TR0May 26, 2023

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This Is Pretty Much the Final Nail in The Coffin for Disney
Very Washed Out According to the Trailers, a Black Actress = Racist Trolls & Ugly & Scary CGI

I Would Definitely DESTROY ALL HOME VIDEO COPIES' OF THIS MOVIE AND ALL THE MERCH THAT COMES WITH IT

#Canceldisneyplus

BTW Stick with the old Disney Movies, They are Better than this CRAP!!!!… Expand

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robert4d5May 26, 2023

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. I promise, this is not brigading…I actually paid to watch this crap! The Little Mermaid is definitely not the worst live-action Disney remake but it is the most frustrating by far. It is a mess of differing tones, great cgi mixed with laughably atrocious cgi, over-acting mixed with wooden acting. This movie doesn’t know what it wants to be.

Tone - starts off as visually darker, more gritty, and more realistic (the sea life looks and acts like they’re real.) Missing a few of the musical numbers from the beginning of the animated film, but then halfway jumps to bright, vibrant cartoonish colors and lighting and haphazardly goes from one song straight into another. They even gave Scuttle the bird (voiced by Awkafina) a freaking RAP. And all the musical numbers have that annoying sing-talk-sing-talk formula.

CGI - underwater elements looks good, except the characters themselves. Hair sometimes sways with the ocean, sometimes it looks like a helmet. When characters are fully computer generated, their faces look like bad deepfake (there’s one scene with Ariel near the end of the film where it doesnt even look like she has pupils). The finale with giant Ursula is so dark it was obvious that it was intentional to cover up the laughable cgi. Acting - Halley Bailey was usually good (sometimes overacting though) in scenes by herself, but has awful and blank reaction shots whenever anyone is talking to her. Melissa McCarthy is understandably hammy with her overacting to the point where she wouldn’t be out of place in a bad off-off-Broadway production. (For Venture Bros fans out there, she sounds EXACTLY like Red Mantle.) All of Ariel’s sisters are wooden that they give Gal Gadot a run for her money. Akwafina was Akwafina. Prince Eric guy was okay, but his performance made me wonder why this movie has five different accents in one region…British, American, Spanish, Caribbean, and New Orleans??

So why did I waste my time and money on this turd? I was excited to go to a movie theater with my kid, who is four. My kid has that new glimmer of excitement when I ask if they want to see a movie in a theater! But it is very telling how bad a movie is when your four year old says it’s, “kinda okay”.… Expand

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EdgarssxMay 27, 2023

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. La película es malisima, la escena de haley tomando el barco y salvando el día es ridícula, en la primera parte de la película no sabía ni que era un tenedor o las piernas, y al final como toda una mujer empoderada resulta conducir mejor un barco qué cualquier marinero … Expand

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Leonardo0007May 28, 2023

Seamos honestos, está película no logro hacer algo bueno con los efectos bajo el mar, la música es horrible, las actuaciones es como si realmente no fueran actores. No quiero ni hablar del cgi cutre de los peces y lo tetricos que llegan aSeamos honestos, está película no logro hacer algo bueno con los efectos bajo el mar, la música es horrible, las actuaciones es como si realmente no fueran actores. No quiero ni hablar del cgi cutre de los peces y lo tetricos que llegan a ser.

La inclusión forzada no hablaré porque ya está de más.

Realmente si vas a ver esta peli es una perdida de tiempo, si te obliga alguien a ir lleva una nintendo switch y disfruta un Mario kart.… Expand

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kolloidMay 29, 2023

So, where to begin? For those who still thinks, this is racism based cause the main actress which was chosen is a black woman.
It's a BIG NO, you're wrong.
It's because Disney ruined memories, demandings and trample on the original. IfSo, where to begin? For those who still thinks, this is racism based cause the main actress which was chosen is a black woman.
It's a BIG NO, you're wrong.

It's because Disney ruined memories, demandings and trample on the original. If anyone really think, it's because she is black is blatantly wrong. Furthermore the decision, that is clearly made on a woke base, is just wrong. Politics should NEVER have an impact on an original.

Facts: If Disney really wanted to be an woke ambassador, why not creating (and risking) a black mermaid on a brand new name? Thats the second thing, why this remake deserves the flop status. No one would care about Halle Bailey as a Mermaid. People care because Disney used expactions from the name Arielle. Create new male or female heroes, even trans or black, wouldn't create that outcome.

When you have zero respect for the original, you get what you deserve.
Not true? Let's take a look at The witcher when Henry left, let's take a look at the Witcher spin off, and also the Rings of Power.
I swear to god disney, if you ruin the Frozen Movies or The Fox and the Hound i will never ever touch anything again related to your company. Than you give more about politics than creativity.… Expand

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Gambit-XMay 29, 2023

Unfortunately, the wrong approach was taken here, not only that the picture of an Ariel was completely missed. Songs were rewritten because they no longer seem contemporary. This film winks at Ednie who has nothing to do with the original.Unfortunately, the wrong approach was taken here, not only that the picture of an Ariel was completely missed. Songs were rewritten because they no longer seem contemporary. This film winks at Ednie who has nothing to do with the original. Poor CGI little color except for the actors. And Triton also seems to have had his fun with all the mermaids around the globe, because Ariel's sisters are apparently Asian, African, German, Nordic, etc. Where even the woke nonsense doesn't even make sense. You should really watch Arielle with an open mind because the actors are convincing in the end. But anyone who knows Arielle could not identify with it from childhood.… Expand

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SheriBMay 29, 2023

One has to wonder what this cast could have done with an original IP with a different director and Avatar-like visuals. Some baffling narrative choices water down (pun intended) the script. Watch the original instead.

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Watchingmovies4May 29, 2023

I could have tolerated the movie itself, which is barely fairly good. The soundtrack is cringe however. The rapping is embarrassing, and shouldn't be in there at all. The CGI is another issue. The movie is dark and muddy. I don't know how youI could have tolerated the movie itself, which is barely fairly good. The soundtrack is cringe however. The rapping is embarrassing, and shouldn't be in there at all. The CGI is another issue. The movie is dark and muddy. I don't know how you can make it look this bad with todays tech. I wasn't expecting Avatar, but damn this was painful to sit through. Not recommended. Wait for it to come out for free. I have one standard for a movie when I tell people if they should see it. Worth my money? Nope.… Expand

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LelouchzMay 29, 2023

One of the worst acting performance from Halle. Many altered stories which ruined the magic atmosphere of the original little mermaid in 1989. What a shame! I am so disappointed with the flim.

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machine1983May 29, 2023

Another horrible movie from Disney. When will they learn. Don’t waste your time.

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luis90May 31, 2023

Infelizmente aquela msm estrategia que não funciona mais, mudar algo tão lindo cheio de fantasia e romance de uma princesa e um principe , transformar em algo superficial sem empolgação com cenas escurar sem vida sem aquela magia classica ,Infelizmente aquela msm estrategia que não funciona mais, mudar algo tão lindo cheio de fantasia e romance de uma princesa e um principe , transformar em algo superficial sem empolgação com cenas escurar sem vida sem aquela magia classica , nós fás so queremos lealdade e nenas lacro... por favor.… Expand

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PsevdoMay 30, 2023

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Absolute **** absolutely no coincidence with the cartoon. black mermaid!!! fish and sisters are also not the same as they were in the cartoon. If you are making a movie for Africans, then don't show it to others. complete disappointment. I won't even let my kids watch this… Expand

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JayyaMay 31, 2023

The latest in Disney's attempt to cash in on all their old IPs instead of making something new and original has finally hit the screens and it's not great.

A far cry from the bright captivating colors of the original, this ocean is dark andThe latest in Disney's attempt to cash in on all their old IPs instead of making something new and original has finally hit the screens and it's not great.

A far cry from the bright captivating colors of the original, this ocean is dark and muted. Have the animators even visited a coral reef before? Or are they just trying to hide imperfect CGI by just turning down the color and brightness? Perhaps they should watch Avatar 2 to see how to do a stunning live action underwater world right. The live action aspect actively hurts the film due to making the non-human characters unexpressive at best, uncanny valley at worst.

The run time is bloated, and although they have added some extra things in to fill the time, you kind of wish on the whole that they didn't. The rap song is particularly bad and doesn't feel like it fits at all with the rest of the music in the film.

Halle can certainly sing, but that's just not enough by itself to save this movie. Like many of Disney's remakes that have gone before, there's no particular reason for this live action remake to exist apart from being nostalgia bait. A low effort way to try and reel audiences in rather than making something shiny and new. Give it a miss and watch the original instead.… Expand

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HellkultJun 1, 2023

This movie is really bad!
The animation are horrible and the actress was the worst choice ever!

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OdogaronJun 3, 2023

Esta adaptación tiene tantos fallos qué es difícil contarlos, es una película olvidable, mediocre es más acertado, no es la joya que te hacen creer.
Me parece irónico que la película original, la película animada haya sido la qué salvo aEsta adaptación tiene tantos fallos qué es difícil contarlos, es una película olvidable, mediocre es más acertado, no es la joya que te hacen creer.
Me parece irónico que la película original, la película animada haya sido la qué salvo a Disney de la quiebra, pero sea esta, su remake la qué posiblemente sea uno de los últimos clavos de su ataúd.
Tal vez la magia muera pronto, ¿quien sabe?
Ojalá Disney entendiera qué la gente no quiere ver este contenido y darle atención a una minoría berrinchuda y que evidentemente nunca esta satisfecha con nada no hará que sus ganancias aumenten.… Expand

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JarayJun 6, 2023

Lack luster, leaves much to be desired, something is odd about the movie...

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reggaetoneroJun 11, 2023

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This monstrosity is not an adaptation but a distorted vision of people who try to forcefully throw ideology into everything. The plot makes no sense - why is Ariel's father supposed to convince himself of the people - who, according to this version, killed his wife and Ariel's mother, when all the work in the finale is done by our little mermaid? That was the point of the original - the prince showed that he was worthy of a little mermaid despite the fact that he is "only" human. But of course, the screenwriters' delusions must be stronger than the positive message of the original.… Expand

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Chipotlex3Jun 14, 2023

Unnecessary and lacks the charm of the original. Changes story elements for no reason and adds songs that aren’t very good. Designs are lifeless.

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armandosukaroJul 19, 2023

The blackening is a very dark movie that turns an old childs tale and makes a modern woke crap about it.

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AzizkhujaJul 31, 2023

Worst movie of the year. How Disney manage to come up with such a disappointment. Movie has nothing in it, bad casting, bad songs, bad CGI, everything is bad. This movie is a candy with nothing in it! Do not waste your time for it!

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LudologKotSep 8, 2023

Disney xd "W przypadku "Małej syrenki" werdykt może być tylko jeden: ten film nikomu dzieciństwa nie zniszczy. " No mów Pan za siebie, moja Ariel to nie hebanowa dredziara z czarnego jak dupa oceanu z wyłupiastookim krabem, który nie ma zaDisney xd "W przypadku "Małej syrenki" werdykt może być tylko jeden: ten film nikomu dzieciństwa nie zniszczy. " No mów Pan za siebie, moja Ariel to nie hebanowa dredziara z czarnego jak dupa oceanu z wyłupiastookim krabem, który nie ma za grosz osobowości pierwowzoru. #notMyAriel #notMySebastian… Expand

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EquationMay 29, 2023

Under the sea, that's where I no longer want to be..... Under the sea, look at state of the crab and fish, for the love of God.

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mcharltonJun 20, 2023

So basically, not only is it an unoriginal movie using the exact same dialog, songs, and plot, they decide to wreck the main character while they're at it. What did you think was going to happen?

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MadDadMay 30, 2023

"This movie has none of the charm or magic of the original. The atmosphere is dark, the acting is terrible, the music is awful, and the most memorable parts have been changed to fit some woke narrative. Just watch the original" I totally"This movie has none of the charm or magic of the original. The atmosphere is dark, the acting is terrible, the music is awful, and the most memorable parts have been changed to fit some woke narrative. Just watch the original" I totally agree.
When I read the review of Kaely Monahan of Arizona Republic I wondered what kind of weed they smoke over there, seems to be strong stuff!… Expand

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nightmoonlightMay 31, 2023

This is my 'unverified' comment what I have posted in Rotten Tomatoes, a rating movie site which is bribed by Disney, so now I repost it here again:
Such a disgrace and blaphemous to my childhood by casting an urgly, bad-acting, andThis is my 'unverified' comment what I have posted in Rotten Tomatoes, a rating movie site which is bribed by Disney, so now I repost it here again:
Such a disgrace and blaphemous to my childhood by casting an urgly, bad-acting, and pseudo-voice actress like this. Anyone votes down or tells bad about this aweful movie is labeled "racist". I'm Vietnamese coming from Asia so there is no racist here. If you buy the expensive ticket for this cheap movie then you are wasting your hard-earning money. You are definitely going to regret to money and time after warching this, just mark my words and you'll see.… Expand

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DaddyPoppeMay 29, 2023

I really regret, my wife talking me into watching this bastardisation of the original story.
The Prince cannot sing at all, and why is his mother (queen) black.
Under the Sea song, horrible painful to listen to. Don't waste your valuableI really regret, my wife talking me into watching this bastardisation of the original story.
The Prince cannot sing at all, and why is his mother (queen) black.
Under the Sea song, horrible painful to listen to.

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TJD2May 26, 2023

Everything about this movie from the cinematography to the acting is just downright awful. Disney slapped this thing together and advertised it in a way they knew would create c0ntr0ver5y over the r ace of the main character. That isEverything about this movie from the cinematography to the acting is just downright awful. Disney slapped this thing together and advertised it in a way they knew would create c0ntr0ver5y over the r ace of the main character. That is honestly the only thing they rely on here. We are sick and tired of it! The new song, the rewritten lyrics to older songs, and plot changes make this entire slog of a film a meaningless experience with so many contrivances anyone looking for a good time should spend their money elsewhere.… Expand

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JohnLSDMay 26, 2023

A political movie for kids. Stop involving kids into politics, Disney. The only reason why this movie exist is to mess your children's mind.

You realize that it's politics when you see Amazon (imdb) replacing the real rating with their own rating

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NoxiousSep 10, 2023

Cultural appropriation is ugly; even when non-whites do it..........................Pound sand.

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JJRamboJul 26, 2023

Boring, stupid and completely absurd cast decision. This movie makes no sense and it's a offense to the original.

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Mog1Jul 21, 2023

Terrible plot & script, worst film I've seen in years. Avoid the Dinesy, woke, gargbage virtue signalling at all costs.

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JasondeAngeloJun 11, 2023

None of the charm of the original and full of anti family messaging. Who came up with the songs?? Chat GPT could write better songs and script. Not even good enough for direct to TV.

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WindolickerJun 3, 2023

How could things get this bad at Disney? Seriously....how? They are so creatively bankrupt that they can't even STEAL their old content effectively. The writers had an easy job: Take an old masterpiece + turn it into live action = easyHow could things get this bad at Disney? Seriously....how? They are so creatively bankrupt that they can't even STEAL their old content effectively. The writers had an easy job: Take an old masterpiece + turn it into live action = easy money.

Wait...wait wait wait.....we have to check some boxes first. Change skin color for a bunch of people, change the theme of the story to be geared towards female empowerment (because Disney has never done that before), and make sure we hire people based on their skin color/gender. Talent? Pfff.....that's not a part of the hiring process you fool! Put aside all of the politically driven choices that were made for casting and writing (such as Arielle killing Ursula, not Eric), the film is just an absolute slog. I cannot imagine children wanting to watch this film. I was wanting to fast forward through it after only about 10 minutes. There is so much pointless fluff; it isn't exciting. What is the opposite of being "glued to your seat"? Wanting my seat to have an "EJECT" button? Yeah, that seems about right. Disney has no idea how to make movies anymore. It's just a fact. They don't care about entertainment and I don't think the executives even actually care about the various political causes they pretend to rally around either. They just care about the ESG money being funneled in from Blackrock and State Street. Well guess what Disney? I think that line of credit is starting to get tapped out. Your coffin might need one or two more nails but any way you cut it, modern Disney cannot continue in this fashion. What we the customers are left with are soulless PRODUCTS, devoid of any character, risk, heart, or quality. I have been watching the woke agenda take over for over 15 years. It was this year that normal people have finally....FINALLY started to notice. And it's about damn time.… Expand

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jhowweberMay 27, 2023

Boa música, história forçada pra cumprir a agenda woke, ou o rei pulou a cerca ou a rainha pulou, castelo medieval no Caribe.... Sem coerência

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narazJun 26, 2023

Do yourself a favor: Watch the original from 1989 instead, it's a timeless classic.

This version was such a soulless cash grab filled with the latest woke propaganda it made me sick to my stomach. It made me straight up wish I was richDo yourself a favor: Watch the original from 1989 instead, it's a timeless classic.

This version was such a soulless cash grab filled with the latest woke propaganda it made me sick to my stomach.

It made me straight up wish I was rich enough to buy up Disney + Hollywood simply to clean house and "take out the trash" for messing with a treasured childhood memory and a classic.… Expand

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SoulExcuseMay 28, 2023

There are clips online of how bad this is and I wish that I saw them before we dropped money on this movie. Do not make the mistake of thinking it is anything like the original. It is a bunch of hot garbage. Imagine trying to put theThere are clips online of how bad this is and I wish that I saw them before we dropped money on this movie. Do not make the mistake of thinking it is anything like the original. It is a bunch of hot garbage. Imagine trying to put the soundtrack and cast of one of those "dance studio opens up in the hood" movies and combining it with the little mermaid.… Expand

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enut_butterMay 26, 2023

The absolute epitome of a soulless remake. The laundry list of things wrong with it would be worth going through if it wasn’t the exact same issues plaguing everything Disney does. There is absolutely nothing redeeming about this film and theThe absolute epitome of a soulless remake. The laundry list of things wrong with it would be worth going through if it wasn’t the exact same issues plaguing everything Disney does. There is absolutely nothing redeeming about this film and the only notable take away I got from it was how bad McCarthy and Bailey are at their chosen profession.… Expand

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ImhonestMay 30, 2023

Spolier alert: this movie sucks. Disney has no new ideas and they only want to push "the message".

They have killed all the classics + star wars + Indiana jones + marvel... Well done.

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AcrofiloMay 26, 2023

I cannot understand why they feel they can swap almost everything about the mermaid but nothing about other characters. Prince Eric is the same tired stereotype it was 30 years ago, just like Ursula, Triton and everyone else. Why?I cannot understand why they feel they can swap almost everything about the mermaid but nothing about other characters. Prince Eric is the same tired stereotype it was 30 years ago, just like Ursula, Triton and everyone else. Why? Particularly Eric looks silly next to Ariel.… Expand

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LonesteadMay 26, 2023

It is just absolutely bad. No magic, no color and story changes makes things absolutely awkward.

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LuigiCuauMay 27, 2023

Una basura, una porqueria forzada sin sentido, Ursula es una payasa con chistes, la escena cuando ursula es mujer es de novela mexicana, la actriz Haley es muy fea, nada que ver con Ariel animada, pesimo CGI parece juego de PS2, de verdad esUna basura, una porqueria forzada sin sentido, Ursula es una payasa con chistes, la escena cuando ursula es mujer es de novela mexicana, la actriz Haley es muy fea, nada que ver con Ariel animada, pesimo CGI parece juego de PS2, de verdad es una basura, no la vean y ni digo nada de Falunder y Sebastian que dan pena, de verdad es una basura que debio ser lanzada directamente a streaming.… Expand

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Marco_AGJJun 5, 2023

As ridiculous as any recent Disney movie, and it's another remake, another dull, colorless, lifeless, unnecessary remake from a company that is completely and utterly creative bankrupt.

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TrunkisMay 26, 2023

The movie is awful. The perfect 10s here are the definition of the "Don't Ask Questions, Just Consume Product and Then Get Excited for Next Product" meme.

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art336Aug 21, 2023

Terribad.
Bad acting wouldn't be too bad. We could forgive it just like decades ago we forgave subpar drawing. But at least give us someone that can sing. The best that can be said about this gal with her eyes two feet apart is she at leastTerribad.
Bad acting wouldn't be too bad. We could forgive it just like decades ago we forgave subpar drawing. But at least give us someone that can sing. The best that can be said about this gal with her eyes two feet apart is she at least looks like a fish.… Expand

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ccateniMay 26, 2023

I only give this a 0 because The Little Mermaid failed at its job to entertain me or anyone else in the audience and feels like a bad and pointless cash grab.
Most of the good stuff will be better in the original animated feature, so whyI only give this a 0 because The Little Mermaid failed at its job to entertain me or anyone else in the audience and feels like a bad and pointless cash grab.
Most of the good stuff will be better in the original animated feature, so why bother giving it points when there's a top-notch animated version compared to this depressing remake that stole the sole from the OG film and replaced it with garbage?
The CGI is rushed and looks awful, for example. They expect this to work well with kids when the designs look just as bad as the other CGI elements, which freaked out the kids in my audience.
Worse, the songs.
Some are missing, while the additions don't fit and feel like they were songs stolen from another feature or production and slapped out of laziness.
Not to mention, the runtime is 2 and 1/2 hours. There is no need for that runtime, and it's painfully clear why when it forgets how to tell the story during parts of the movie and adds filler to make it to the runtime.
It's not surprising the kids in the audience were bored and wanted to leave.
My little brother and sister, who wanted to go, hated it, and they asked me to take them.
You're wasting your time if you see the remake.
Just watch the original. Everything is better there, and you don't have to worry about freaking out or boring your kids.… Expand

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vgmkyleJun 2, 2023

Little Mermaid is a terrible movie, not just because of the reasons EVERYONE is saying, but because there is little to no direction. The film itself is all over the place and nothing comes together. Disney is on this role of caring more Little Mermaid is a terrible movie, not just because of the reasons EVERYONE is saying, but because there is little to no direction. The film itself is all over the place and nothing comes together. Disney is on this role of caring more about politics than the actual writing of a script.… Expand

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Trey333Jun 9, 2023

None of the charm of the cartoon I enjoyed as a kid. Overproduced and dumb.

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mario999Jun 3, 2023

Stop Disney from continue releasing this none sense. Disney destroying everything they touch, at this point they just better stop making movies, marvel have been so bad since Disney bought them. Same for Star Wars and Pixar.

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PanchogulMay 26, 2023

La chica tiene talento, pero su casting fue una payasada desde el día 1, el resto es de mediocre para abajo, el cgi es sumamente genérico y para nada impresionante, no hay química entre los personajes y en general es otra película progre másLa chica tiene talento, pero su casting fue una payasada desde el día 1, el resto es de mediocre para abajo, el cgi es sumamente genérico y para nada impresionante, no hay química entre los personajes y en general es otra película progre más de Disney.… Expand

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LinkdonMay 28, 2023

Desperate attempt to pander and make money. This country has fallen very far from its forefathers. Make something good that's been earned. Don't give handouts and try to make money from it.

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SelfordJun 1, 2023

En general Disney va de mal en peor, haciendo campañas en las redes que dicen que esta pelicula es taquillera y demas, gastando mas dinero del que ya han perdido (ojala me hubieran dado ese dinero a mi y no se malgasta) y siguen de tercos,En general Disney va de mal en peor, haciendo campañas en las redes que dicen que esta pelicula es taquillera y demas, gastando mas dinero del que ya han perdido (ojala me hubieran dado ese dinero a mi y no se malgasta) y siguen de tercos, merecida puntacion de la audiencia un bodrio de pelicula… Expand

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PJthePlayerJun 24, 2023

An unnecessary remake that's unnecessarily live-action and just overall is an absolute bore. The Ariel actress was hard to watch.

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mickrussomMay 29, 2023

The live action remake of The Little Mermaid is a disappointing and soulless film that fails to capture the magic of the original. The script is sub par and the direction is uninspired. The film's visuals are also underwhelming, with theThe live action remake of The Little Mermaid is a disappointing and soulless film that fails to capture the magic of the original. The script is sub par and the direction is uninspired. The film's visuals are also underwhelming, with the underwater scenes lacking the vibrant color and energy of the animated film.
The biggest problem with the remake is that it feels like a paint-by-numbers retread of the original. The story is the same, the songs are the same, and even the characters are the same. Anything new (music, scenes) is total garbage. There is nothing new or exciting to be found here, and the film quickly becomes a tedious and predictable affair.… Expand

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katieelizabethMay 26, 2023

The race-swapped Ariel is honestly the least of this movie's problems. It's just a soulless cash-grab of the original that fails compared to the original in pretty much every way. Disney, just stop mining the past and create something new forThe race-swapped Ariel is honestly the least of this movie's problems. It's just a soulless cash-grab of the original that fails compared to the original in pretty much every way. Disney, just stop mining the past and create something new for a change. It's beyond embarrassing the trash you're putting out, year after year.… Expand

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TheBeardedNinjaMay 27, 2023

Lifeless soulless remake that did not need to be made. This garbage should not exist.

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PersianImm0rtalMay 31, 2023

Absolutely terrible movie. Bad acting, bad lighting, bad cgi, bad casting. Disrespect to everyone involved

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kaitospinMay 30, 2023

Pathetic, lazy and woke cash grab that'll, ironically, not make nearly as much money as projected. Not even close.

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MavoutJul 23, 2023

I have never given anything a zero but at this point, it would be better if it had just never existed...

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HoomanSA7May 28, 2023

I'm just disappointed in recent live actions, do not change the base races ... it's disrespectful

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WeAreVenom87May 26, 2023

listening to awkwafina sing/rap is a crime against humanity! What an abomination not to mention Ariel apparently doesn't need a man she just does everything herself Girl Boss incarnate!

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FalkusMay 26, 2023

Completely unnecessary. This movie does nothing to justify its own existence. All it does is try giving Ariel a false sense of empowerment at the expense of Eric. In addition, the visual effects are distractingly bad, Awkwafina's rap song isCompletely unnecessary. This movie does nothing to justify its own existence. All it does is try giving Ariel a false sense of empowerment at the expense of Eric. In addition, the visual effects are distractingly bad, Awkwafina's rap song is beyond pointless and cringeworthy and the stofy offers nothing new.… Expand

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Sickboy0138Jun 2, 2023

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. What can I say they hasn't been said. Long and drawn out. Characters lack any charm and charisma and the actress who plays Ariel can not act. At all. It's something that should be forgotten and just go back to the animated original. This is full of identity politics and it's just awful. Skip it and don't give them your hard earned $.… Expand

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Wang_LiquinMay 27, 2023

Another useless remake from Disney, devoid of talent and anything redeeming. **** rap songs and a weird looking FAS actress in the lead. It's all so tiresome.

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Breaker616May 29, 2023

Total crap, horrible CGI, someone should tell that asian girl that she has a horrible voice and should not sing anymore.

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rinshunMay 27, 2023

Despite its mermaid theme, the story feels disappointingly shallow and lacks depth

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DeventhMay 31, 2023

Bad live action recreation of the original movie. I am not even going to mention the actress who does not represent the original vision. The movie itself is bleak and washed out. It's just another souless live action Disney movie.

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dunchMay 27, 2023

If they devoted a massive budget and decades to figure out one more way to make this movie worse they could not do it.

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BillCooper2049Jun 4, 2023

More goyslop from Disney. Stop replacing beloved characters! No wonder this movie is flopping around the world!

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Jonathan_harkerMay 27, 2023

I grew up with the original movie and I don't understand who the movie is for. Its awful. Terrible CG and acting. Give it a pass not worth watching for free

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D13AsMay 27, 2023

It's unbelievable that they expect people to eat that filth... everything they did just to be more hypocritical.

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