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raporgiMar 2, 2016

2 frickin hours too long. The 1st hour is basically everybody calling Sam Jack a n-i-g-g-g-e-rr. The rest is an endless repetition of threats and mean spirited commentary. Really do yourself a favor and watch any other Western but this.

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mrpaultraceyDec 26, 2015

Awful. Way too many wasted words in the dialog. A very simple story drawn out over several monotonous hours of chitter chatter. I cannot remember seeing another western this bad. Arty up his own arsie, waste of time.

The Man with no nameAwful. Way too many wasted words in the dialog. A very simple story drawn out over several monotonous hours of chitter chatter. I cannot remember seeing another western this bad. Arty up his own arsie, waste of time.

The Man with no name would of shot them all on site and went on to make a good movie.… Expand

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dsj556Feb 16, 2016

If this movie was made by anyone than Tarantino it would be a 1. It also proves he could spend almost 3 hours farting in a box and shouting "racism" and it would get a 7.3 rating. Seriously everyone knows that historically black people wereIf this movie was made by anyone than Tarantino it would be a 1. It also proves he could spend almost 3 hours farting in a box and shouting "racism" and it would get a 7.3 rating. Seriously everyone knows that historically black people were treated terribly can he make a movie that doesn't have 45 minutes of explaining this? This is one of the most boring movies I have ever seen. It's just more pretend interesting conversation from great actors. Really nothing happens just a bunch of "gritty" violence that he is known for. Watched it for free online and still feel like I got ripped off.… Expand

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ThomasSmithsonJul 9, 2016

The Boring Eight?

Tarantino obviously lives in that bubble where everyone tells him how great he is, but knowing how brilliant he can be, I can tell him what crap this is.... I thought Snakes On A Plane was Samuel L's worst, I wasThe Boring Eight?

Tarantino obviously lives in that bubble where everyone tells him how great he is, but knowing how brilliant he can be, I can tell him what crap this is....

I thought Snakes On A Plane was Samuel L's worst, I was wrong. Just goes to show, we all need a paycheck....… Expand

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hotfromcauldronDec 30, 2015

Tarentino’s eighth and ninth film is a horse poop ( this site won't let me say the word) game of Clue that is clueless. In Tarentino’s words - it’s a game of patience- for anyone sitting through it. If these actors turned it up one moreTarentino’s eighth and ninth film is a horse poop ( this site won't let me say the word) game of Clue that is clueless. In Tarentino’s words - it’s a game of patience- for anyone sitting through it. If these actors turned it up one more notch it could have been an incredible SNL skit. It’s a cliche to put the beginning at the end in 2015. In fact every possible theme or gimmick has been used to much greater effect in his last seven films. And being in 70 mm is a waste - one panoramic shot of a stagecoach gliding in the snow doesn’t hold a candle to Ben-Hur, West Side Story or even Cleopatra which was better than this - if you can believe that! If he deleted the “N” word and all the who’s who and all the repetitious dull banter - he would have been left with a twenty minute bloody good short. In fact if he deleted this awful script he would have saved me three hours of my life.… Expand

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brewistmonkNov 2, 2017

how is it humanly possible for a professional critic (2 in fact) to give this 100??? wtf??? basically your saying it's not possible to make a better movie than this. I am sick of this bs. those critics are freaking morons who should not behow is it humanly possible for a professional critic (2 in fact) to give this 100??? wtf??? basically your saying it's not possible to make a better movie than this. I am sick of this bs. those critics are freaking morons who should not be allowed to collect a paycheck. zero. suck it. this movie was nothing special. all you tarantino fans can keep jerking off to his films. you're dummies too.… Expand

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MonsterAxeRogueDec 29, 2015

I tried to like this movie, but it was just as boring as hell and full of all kinds of repetitive clichés and drizzly dialogue. I couldn't believe how cringe worthy and lame this movie turned out to be.

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hearmemeowDec 27, 2015

The saddest thing about writing this review is the fact that, this review notwithstanding, an unhealthy share of the tastemasters of film have already creamed their pants at the sight of this masterwork. It is almost unfathomable how a manThe saddest thing about writing this review is the fact that, this review notwithstanding, an unhealthy share of the tastemasters of film have already creamed their pants at the sight of this masterwork. It is almost unfathomable how a man can go from Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction to this. The gore is quite mild by modern standards. The witty dialogue feels like Agatha Christie gone rogue. The unaswered question WHY AM I WATCHING THIS POS? remains unaswered. Misguided loyalty? It feels like the camel's back just broke. So long, Quentin.… Expand

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movielover49Dec 30, 2015

One of the most violent, misogynistic, racist and ugly movies ever produced. Tarantino has said he's considering retirement. May he do so before he ever writes and directs another movie. If I could give this piece of trash a rating less thanOne of the most violent, misogynistic, racist and ugly movies ever produced. Tarantino has said he's considering retirement. May he do so before he ever writes and directs another movie. If I could give this piece of trash a rating less than zero, I would.… Expand

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CaliColoradoDec 31, 2015

This movie was advertised as something to look forward to (finally a quality western). From the onset however the hateful eight was despicable. This movie was a waste of effort, money, time, resources and whatever else was involved in makingThis movie was advertised as something to look forward to (finally a quality western). From the onset however the hateful eight was despicable. This movie was a waste of effort, money, time, resources and whatever else was involved in making it. All of Hollywood should be ashamed of this production. People want substance and creativity not emptiness and trash. It's so unfortunate that anyone would look up to this director... or that anyone would waste their talents on this type of production. The racism, sexism, anger, stupidity and filth expressed is inexcusable. Anyone who lasted through this 167 minutes of sickness and ignorance ...became less for doing so. This movie and other movies residing in the category of "should have never been made" ...make today's Hollywood very small and unworthy of the glory that Hollywood past once knew.… Expand

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iuliiaJan 2, 2016

The most racist and violent movie. It looks like Tarantino just wanted to send a political message of nowadays and he layered it in this "western". Disappointing.

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honestmabJan 2, 2016

This movie is a piece of junk and not worth wasting your 3 hours of life on. It is gross. It is boring. It is an insult to human behavior. Tarantino has a sick mind and doesn't know how to create a decent movie
If you take a date to thisThis movie is a piece of junk and not worth wasting your 3 hours of life on. It is gross. It is boring. It is an insult to human behavior. Tarantino has a sick mind and doesn't know how to create a decent movie
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Candilady1Jan 2, 2016

Absolutely HORRIBLE! If there was a way to get my money back I would have. Way to long, lots of gore and no valuable story line. It was so bad I couldn't even give it a ZERO!! Don't waste your money.

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rrrosJan 4, 2016

Well, I have to say this movie is beyond bad! Except for performance of Jennifer Jason Leigh. It is so hard for me to believe that the same man made this total waste of time and a is also responsible for Inglorious Bastards-unbelievable!

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Cowboy4ChristJan 6, 2016

One of the worst movies I've ever seen. It was disgusting. I mean, who wants to go see a western just to see a man sucking on another man's you know what! I bet there were a lot of people expecting to see a good western only to get there andOne of the worst movies I've ever seen. It was disgusting. I mean, who wants to go see a western just to see a man sucking on another man's you know what! I bet there were a lot of people expecting to see a good western only to get there and be highly disappointed. I walked out it was so bad.… Expand

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ClaymakerJan 8, 2016

It's a very very boring beginning, and really gets annoying as you hear the looping sounds of "yah yah, let's go.... Yah yah, common let's go"...if you have ever had horses,or road on a carriage with them, you don't keep whipping and yellingIt's a very very boring beginning, and really gets annoying as you hear the looping sounds of "yah yah, let's go.... Yah yah, common let's go"...if you have ever had horses,or road on a carriage with them, you don't keep whipping and yelling at them over and over and over again....so annoying by about 35 minutes in you can't stand it much anymore.
The scripts are so poorly written, that just about every other word is vulger or a swear word, I know the government has worked very hard to dumb down America, but seriously do you really think they sweetie this much back then? I think not...It's like listening to rap music with big time explicit lyrics....Then factor in a whole long dragged out scene of having to see a man's penis and scrotum absolutely disgusting...I quite watching.… Expand

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javamageJan 9, 2016

The Hateful Eight is officially the WORST film I have ever seen. I'm not talking most disgusting or anything like that. It was utter crap, meaningless repetitive dialog and absolutely nothing happens until the last 20 minutes. I should haveThe Hateful Eight is officially the WORST film I have ever seen. I'm not talking most disgusting or anything like that. It was utter crap, meaningless repetitive dialog and absolutely nothing happens until the last 20 minutes. I should have walked out but I kept thinking *something* had to happen... but it was pitifully almost nothing. It wasn't even in the "so bad it's amusing" category. It was just. Plain. Awful. I want those 3 hours back.… Expand

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Huey777Jan 10, 2016

Total rubbish, worst film of the year. Pointless, sadistic and a waste of everyone's time. It's basically a rehash of the resevoir dogs story line, I guess he has his fans that will love it. Idiots.

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njjsawickiJan 11, 2016

one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Slow to start and did'nt get any better. The use of the N word got to be very borring, and the constant pounding of the female was unwarranted. Save your money unless the theatre will give you a refund.

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oilydroppersJan 12, 2016

For a movie with nothing much else going on, the character development was weak and nothing we haven't already seen in every other QT film. Two dimensional outlets for the directors strange and immature ideas around race and violence. I guessFor a movie with nothing much else going on, the character development was weak and nothing we haven't already seen in every other QT film. Two dimensional outlets for the directors strange and immature ideas around race and violence. I guess I am just tired of Quentin Tarantino, who seems like a spoiled child, and his attitude permeates every **** character in his movies. He seems to reply the same characters and the same dialogue over and over again in a self-masturbatory and narcissistic fashion. Also, what a waste of wide format to have almost the entire movie take place in one room. The whole thing plays out like a racist childs bloodbath fantasy. Please QT, retire and donate some of your money.… Expand

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joefurlan1Jan 14, 2016

DO NOT SEE THE HATEFUL 8!!!

Warning... disgusting stuff, foul language and spoilers in this review. Not for kids to read. People, I haven't gotten on and ranted about a horrible movie since Noah but as a public service I have to warnDO NOT SEE THE HATEFUL 8!!!

Warning... disgusting stuff, foul language and spoilers in this review. Not for kids to read.

People, I haven't gotten on and ranted about a horrible movie since Noah but as a public service I have to warn you all against this piece of trash.

Don't get me wrong, I am (or was) a big Tarantino fan. I loved pulp fiction, loved the Kill Bills, loved Inglorious Bastards, loved death proof...even loved Django (though the gratuitous violence and constant use of the N word was beginning to get old.)

This movie though.... seriously, I should have got up and left half way through when Sam L. Jackson (in a horrific flash back) forces fellatio on a naked white guy who's on his knees begging for a blanket in the snow (Sam laughing his big signature Sam L. Jackson laugh the whole time). But I in cowardice looked away and waited for the movie to get better. It didn't.

From the running gags where Jennifer Jason Leigh is repeatedly called a **** and punched in the face until her front teeth break off and she's covered in blood, to the big finally where Jackson (barely conscious from having his nuts shot off) along with a horrible mortally wounded racist sheriff team up to (in their dying moments) deliver true justice to Leigh but noosing her and lifting her to the rafters until she slowly dances to death at the end of the rope, this movie is nothing but gore-porn idiocy.

There are no heroes to root for there are no Nazis or slave masters to hate. Everyone is horrible. Everything is violent. Everything is.... well... just gross. To make matters worse it's frekking BORING! After a relatively hopeful first half hour or so with a few funny bits, some smart dialogue, some dramatic building and beautiful scenery... the thing basically becomes a bloated whodunit play with every other line containing the word **** or **** I was so bored I nearly fell asleep two hours in. It just drags on and on.

I literally felt dirty driving home. It really made me question my own media consumption habits and where I draw my lines in life. Maybe I should have know better? Perhaps I should have drawn the line at the rape scene in Kill Bill 12 years ago. But the would be rapist immediately gets his ass handed to him in that movie by one of the most interesting bad ass heroines to grace the silver screen. Creative,violent revenge against horrible people is intriguing and at times invigorating and delightful in Tarintinos previous films. The purposeless over the top all around evil in this one though... it just goes too far down a very dark road.

I don't know.... This one really made me question my own discernment. Avoid at all costs!!!… Expand

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FilmWatchaJan 17, 2016

Quite easily the worst film I've ever seen. What a flogfest. Garbage story line, garbage dialogue, and set in one room for almost 3 hours. How this film has received any positive reviews completely boggles me.

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pcoutsauerkrautJan 20, 2016

I don't understand why this movie had to be 3 hours long. I lost interest halfway through after spending 20 minutes watching people nail a door shut. Pointless drawn out scene, after pointless drawn out scene. 5 minutes of a stagecoach in theI don't understand why this movie had to be 3 hours long. I lost interest halfway through after spending 20 minutes watching people nail a door shut. Pointless drawn out scene, after pointless drawn out scene. 5 minutes of a stagecoach in the snow. We get it. Nothing happened until the last 30 minutes. I know other people hated the dialog and the gore but i don't even care about that. It's a Tarantino movie so that stuff is going to be in there. I felt like the scene where Samuel L Jackson was describing torturing the guys son and making him suck his d*ck, was a metaphor for Tarantino and his fans. He can do anything and they'll still suck his d*ck while he laughs. I felt like i was being tortured watching this.… Expand

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ocounoJan 26, 2016

I was really looking forward to the Hateful 8 and have always been a fan of Tarantino's movies but I am pretty disappointed by this one. I just felt as though I didn't get anything our of it really. The characters and the occasional symbolismI was really looking forward to the Hateful 8 and have always been a fan of Tarantino's movies but I am pretty disappointed by this one. I just felt as though I didn't get anything our of it really. The characters and the occasional symbolism was interesting but it just didn't go anywhere.… Expand

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kreschnickMar 31, 2016

The worst Tarantino movie ever. A total waste of time and money. I'm a huge Tarantino fan, liked all of his movies up to this one. It seems like he has run out of ideas.

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cpowchukApr 10, 2016

I just rented this movie last night, and it was the worst movie I've seen in a long time. The story was OK but it was ruined by the excessive and unnecessary blood and guts of a Tarantino film. And it felt like the actors had forgotten how toI just rented this movie last night, and it was the worst movie I've seen in a long time. The story was OK but it was ruined by the excessive and unnecessary blood and guts of a Tarantino film. And it felt like the actors had forgotten how to act, like they were on stage for the very first time, the dialogue was ridiculous, the music was completely bad and the ending was disappointing. About ten minutes into the show I commented (out loud) how bad the movie was and my husband agreed. It is BAD, bad, bad don't waste your money. AND Don't believe a word of what the professional critics say, they are all on drugs if they think this movie was good.… Expand

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y996328Apr 20, 2016

This is Tarentino's latest drag through the gutter, but this time it is our sacred Western. Guess he needs money to buy more porno to impress his gay infested entertainment industry friends.

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Panache124Sep 25, 2016

Do not waste the money. It is shocking to me the actors and actress would sign on to play in such a horrible movie. I do not know who is "curbing" the results but everything I have read agrees that this is not worth wasting your time..Do not waste the money. It is shocking to me the actors and actress would sign on to play in such a horrible movie. I do not know who is "curbing" the results but everything I have read agrees that this is not worth wasting your time.. Whomever does not agree must be receiving compensation to say different.… Expand

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BroyaxAug 17, 2017

Tarantino ne fait rien d'autre que du "Tarantino" et ne s'arrange certainement pas avec le temps : vivement qu'il prenne sa retraite très anticipée !

Ainsi, nous voilà enchaînés dans le genre à la fois scabreux et propagandiste de laTarantino ne fait rien d'autre que du "Tarantino" et ne s'arrange certainement pas avec le temps : vivement qu'il prenne sa retraite très anticipée !

Ainsi, nous voilà enchaînés dans le genre à la fois scabreux et propagandiste de la négritude à tout crin à la manière de Django Unchained. Dire qu'on va et qu'on a sans doute traité de raciste le réalisateur préféré des adulescents progressistes parce qu'on entend le mot "nègre" 143 fois (estimation) dans son western, tient du paroxysme de l'ironie.

En tout cas, c'est assurément scabreux et de mauvais goût d'un bout à l'autre et ses passages provocateurs qui confinent au grotesque (à la fin surtout) dénotent la violence habituelle d'un esprit clairement infantile qui met de la sauce bolognaise partout et se croit drôle ce faisant (?!)...

Pour autant, ce film qui s'étire inutilement en dialogues caricaturaux n'est en vérité qu'une pièce de théâtre de deux heures trois quarts qui aime s'écouter parler et se regarder le nombril. Dommage pour les acteurs (et Jennifer Jason Leigh) qui se dégradent dans cette sinistre mascarade.… Expand

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BulletstormAug 12, 2019

This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This movie is terrible and I'm 99% sure this movie is just a test by Tarantino. He wanted to see how far he could go making the most boring movie ever while fans still defend it. In the first 9/10 of the movie literally nothing happens, the opening scene already warns you. You get treated to seeing a coach approach in the snow for a whopping 15 minutes, so exciting.. after that follows the most boring conversation ever which lasts for about an hour. Nothing in this dialoque is important for the story, which is basically nonexistent anyway. Then at the end everybody starts shooting and everyone dies. Good job Tarantino on making another piece of trash. How the hell you ever became so big isa mystery to me, please retire.… Expand

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Zoe9000Dec 29, 2020

Complete garbage, lasting 3 loooong hours. Plotless, full of empty dialogue, gory scenes as if made by a 10 year old boy.

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